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Daddy)</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>19</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/SickDaddy" /><feedburner:info uri="sickdaddy" /><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/" /><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8502466370824605977.post-6538767334966479103</guid><pubDate>Sun, 03 Apr 2011 01:10:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-04-02T18:10:17.501-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">april</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">prank</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">auction</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">joke</category><category 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</atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/SickDaddy/~3/QzLNrx5TUas/april-fools.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Sick Daddy)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ciCfVd8HLXs/TZfIr_YeQbI/AAAAAAAAAHg/orsFeLwWBCo/s72-c/socfools.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/pscvzP0Z_AXygc0mz0MhjAv32Yc/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/pscvzP0Z_AXygc0mz0MhjAv32Yc/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/pscvzP0Z_AXygc0mz0MhjAv32Yc/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/pscvzP0Z_AXygc0mz0MhjAv32Yc/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SickDaddy/~4/QzLNrx5TUas" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://sickdaddy.blogspot.com/2011/04/april-fools.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8502466370824605977.post-6666174987706447424</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2010 06:48:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-10-20T23:48:23.460-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">slasher</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">sorority row</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">review</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">movie</category><title>Sorority Row</title><atom:summary>Sorority Row - review

This slasher flick had a few inventive kills, but the plot was predictable, as you would probably guess.  Not a ton of blood in this one, though.  Expect a few boobies, but nothing major.  This one happens to be a remake of the classic House On Sorority Row (1984) which was recently re-released and is worth checking out. 

 It's worth watching if you enjoy slasher flicks, </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/SickDaddy/~3/XvRGSVIaGMk/sorority-row.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Sick Daddy)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LGzynjN1lxWYfI3E4aEQWbgZcV8/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LGzynjN1lxWYfI3E4aEQWbgZcV8/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LGzynjN1lxWYfI3E4aEQWbgZcV8/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LGzynjN1lxWYfI3E4aEQWbgZcV8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SickDaddy/~4/XvRGSVIaGMk" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://sickdaddy.blogspot.com/2010/10/sorority-row.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8502466370824605977.post-7585063058875071772</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Oct 2010 02:38:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-10-14T19:38:29.607-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">shorter</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">postseason</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">season</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">short</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">change</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">baseball</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">schedule</category><title>Is the Baseball Season too long?</title><atom:summary>Remember Mr. October, Reggie Jackson?  He was named so for his great post season clutch hitting.  But now, the playoffs extend to November.  In addition, many sports fans forget about baseball when football season gets into full swing.  Does baseball need a shorter season?  Will it create a separation and 'clean slate' from the recent  Steroids Era?  Let's examine a possibility.

Re-alignment
</atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/SickDaddy/~3/I2B4aZsWDuI/is-baseball-season-too-long.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Sick Daddy)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/eE6pj88ZnaSkucPb9A9oBwNm5a0/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/eE6pj88ZnaSkucPb9A9oBwNm5a0/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/eE6pj88ZnaSkucPb9A9oBwNm5a0/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/eE6pj88ZnaSkucPb9A9oBwNm5a0/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SickDaddy/~4/I2B4aZsWDuI" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://sickdaddy.blogspot.com/2010/10/is-baseball-season-too-long.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8502466370824605977.post-2287518803320584984</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Sep 2010 08:06:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-09-24T01:06:35.472-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">elephant jokes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">elephant</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">elephant appreciation</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">jokes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">elephant awareness</category><title>Elephant Awareness and Appreciation</title><atom:summary>Wednesday was Elephant Awareness Day, or Appreciation Day... something.  I did both!

Where do Elephants go to class? 
  Elephentary School

Why do Elephants make good travel companions?
  They have their own trunk.

Why is it a good idea to take an elephant with you drinking?
  Because they remember everything the next morning.

How do you tell if there has been an elephant in the peanut butter?</atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/SickDaddy/~3/IN6JP8zyz_E/elephant-awareness-and-appreciation.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Sick Daddy)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/IkPQKVrvzbmxLh1w7dz7G8hT4nI/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/IkPQKVrvzbmxLh1w7dz7G8hT4nI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/IkPQKVrvzbmxLh1w7dz7G8hT4nI/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/IkPQKVrvzbmxLh1w7dz7G8hT4nI/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SickDaddy/~4/IN6JP8zyz_E" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://sickdaddy.blogspot.com/2010/09/elephant-awareness-and-appreciation.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8502466370824605977.post-1075685645267365236</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Sep 2010 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-09-13T15:05:19.282-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">tuesdays with turkey</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">referee</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">football</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">turkey referee</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">bears</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">lions</category><title>Tuesdays with Turkey</title><atom:summary>Each week, Turkey Twonotes changes his last name and takes on a new job.  This is the segment called, Tuesdays with Turkey.  Join him as he explores a new profession every week.


Hello everyone!  Turkey Referee here.  This week, I spent some days enjoying the lifestyle of an NFL Football referee.  Despite my inability to make it through the entire rule book before gameday, they still let me out </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/SickDaddy/~3/AeZ7NNhh7mo/tuesdays-with-turkey_13.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Sick Daddy)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_eOLR7dopuaY/TI6fkiBA2KI/AAAAAAAAAF4/UR2HmUG782c/s72-c/turkeyreferee.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/60sOvtsKNy___bJye_mC-54DUfs/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/60sOvtsKNy___bJye_mC-54DUfs/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/60sOvtsKNy___bJye_mC-54DUfs/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/60sOvtsKNy___bJye_mC-54DUfs/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SickDaddy/~4/AeZ7NNhh7mo" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://sickdaddy.blogspot.com/2010/09/tuesdays-with-turkey_13.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8502466370824605977.post-1583279252623616242</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 Sep 2010 16:09:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-09-11T09:09:00.443-07:00</atom:updated><title>I'm Insured!</title><atom:summary>I understand the need for health care for individuals, but if you pay for it, you should use it.  I am always baffled by those that spend $100 a month, for health insurance, just to have a $30 co-pay, and then they never go.  What's the point? 

Let's examine this.  Let's say you do like the above.  $100 a month, and $30 co-pay.  You only go to the doctor once a year.  Well, you are paying $1230 </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/SickDaddy/~3/r_k7rGLKawY/im-insured.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Sick Daddy)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1H-0atJDBTXrv__EBgSv1JRVFiE/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1H-0atJDBTXrv__EBgSv1JRVFiE/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1H-0atJDBTXrv__EBgSv1JRVFiE/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1H-0atJDBTXrv__EBgSv1JRVFiE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SickDaddy/~4/r_k7rGLKawY" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://sickdaddy.blogspot.com/2010/09/im-insured.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8502466370824605977.post-7697721360490444051</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-09-09T09:00:05.235-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">predictions</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">football</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">week 1</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">picks</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">pick em</category><title>Week 1 NFL Football Picks</title><atom:summary>From another blog of mine, here's my picks for NFL Football Week 1.


Here are my week 1 picks. 


My lock of the week is:


Bears defeat Lions.  

I want to pick a couple extra each week.  Here they are. 
Secondary Picks:


Chargers defeat Chiefs
Colts defeat Texans

Vikings defeat Saints
Dolphins defeat Bills
Bears defeat Lions
Raiders defeat Titans
Patriots defeat Bengals
Giants defeat </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/SickDaddy/~3/-bZ4yx2uXys/week-1-nfl-football-picks.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Sick Daddy)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5kdz6Vav3B5_qp0WQegS19Rs22A/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5kdz6Vav3B5_qp0WQegS19Rs22A/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5kdz6Vav3B5_qp0WQegS19Rs22A/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5kdz6Vav3B5_qp0WQegS19Rs22A/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SickDaddy/~4/-bZ4yx2uXys" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://sickdaddy.blogspot.com/2010/09/week-1-nfl-football-picks.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8502466370824605977.post-6456539309335990513</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 16:37:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-09-08T09:37:00.246-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">kenny rogers</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">zune5</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">mudhoney</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">les claypool</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">rolling stones</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">morbid angel</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Zune 5</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">zune five</category><title>Zune 5</title><atom:summary>I have a Zune.  It has 80 gigs of space.  I have a Zune Pass.  Therefore, I have a Zune full of a variety of music.  So it makes perfect sense to have a Zune 5 segment, where I let the random button select 5 songs on my Zune and I tell you what they are.  without further Apu.

Listen To Zune 5 picks here
 

Amazon.com Widgets
Ventilator Blues
The Rolling Stones
Exile On Mainstreet (2010 Re-Master</atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/SickDaddy/~3/Dgm4F1GXJio/zune-5.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Sick Daddy)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/rutOmOOPbAo7-omOuaKNhrjE_Fs/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/rutOmOOPbAo7-omOuaKNhrjE_Fs/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/rutOmOOPbAo7-omOuaKNhrjE_Fs/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/rutOmOOPbAo7-omOuaKNhrjE_Fs/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SickDaddy/~4/Dgm4F1GXJio" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://sickdaddy.blogspot.com/2010/09/zune-5.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8502466370824605977.post-3660696857758544839</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 16:04:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-09-07T21:49:31.140-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">rant</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">boxing turkey</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">apology</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">tuesdays with turkey</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">turkey</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">pacquiao</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">mayweather</category><title>Tuesdays with Turkey</title><atom:summary>Each week, Turkey Twonotes changes his last name and takes on a new job.  This is the segment called, Tuesdays with Turkey.  Join him as he explores a new profession every week.

Hello, everyone.  Turkey Mayweather Jr. here.  This week, I trained to becomed a boxer and while I didn't fight anyone (My brain is small enough without further damage), I did learn to talk a lot of smack.  Isn't that </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/SickDaddy/~3/Q0sMpeWtwJs/tuesdays-with-turkey.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Sick Daddy)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_eOLR7dopuaY/TIKqLhviP0I/AAAAAAAAAEA/O-E3RiE9IOk/s72-c/turkeymayweather.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>2</thr:total><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/dJ7kJFJnuHJnULrOirND1mAq8qE/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/dJ7kJFJnuHJnULrOirND1mAq8qE/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/dJ7kJFJnuHJnULrOirND1mAq8qE/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/dJ7kJFJnuHJnULrOirND1mAq8qE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SickDaddy/~4/Q0sMpeWtwJs" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://sickdaddy.blogspot.com/2010/09/tuesdays-with-turkey.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8502466370824605977.post-5544679222869664532</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 04:34:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-09-05T21:36:10.313-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">old</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">blog</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">biscuit</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">kfc</category><title>Did You Know...?</title><atom:summary>Did you know I have a 19 month old KFC Biscuit in my fridge?

Did you know he blogs and tweets?

Seriously!

http://kfcbiscuit.blogspot.com/

</atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/SickDaddy/~3/TBPFg-OgF5s/did-you-know.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Sick Daddy)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_eOLR7dopuaY/S8VdoaeBXZI/AAAAAAAAACU/GiZ3P4qiCog/s72-c/DSCI0064.JPG" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RKzBg3KerT321QpyvF9PF74IN0c/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RKzBg3KerT321QpyvF9PF74IN0c/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RKzBg3KerT321QpyvF9PF74IN0c/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RKzBg3KerT321QpyvF9PF74IN0c/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SickDaddy/~4/TBPFg-OgF5s" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://sickdaddy.blogspot.com/2010/09/did-you-know.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8502466370824605977.post-5982850978885035971</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Sep 2010 08:09:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-09-05T01:09:58.316-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">stud</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">poker</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">win</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">luck</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">how to</category><title>Luck in Poker</title><atom:summary>Patience.  Learning to love to fold.  That's how poker works.  Here's how I turned 31 chips, less than an ante for a hand, into a top 10 finish in a poker tournament.  Yes, I know I had a lot of luck here, but you have to get lucky in poker.



In a poker tournament currently.  Triple Stud.  It switches between the three games Limit Stud, Limit Razz, and Limit Hi Lo Stud.  Buy in was $2.20

</atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/SickDaddy/~3/UhNqSpMhYC4/luck-in-poker.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Sick Daddy)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_eOLR7dopuaY/TINCN1XYohI/AAAAAAAAAEI/5gwa23qlUfQ/s72-c/hand1.JPG" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>1</thr:total><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8wd2I0OWiy4dPvg8ok5KvYhJtdE/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8wd2I0OWiy4dPvg8ok5KvYhJtdE/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8wd2I0OWiy4dPvg8ok5KvYhJtdE/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8wd2I0OWiy4dPvg8ok5KvYhJtdE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SickDaddy/~4/UhNqSpMhYC4" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://sickdaddy.blogspot.com/2010/09/luck-in-poker.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8502466370824605977.post-7303856497706675421</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Sep 2010 04:59:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-09-04T22:05:36.721-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">cocaine</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">crack</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">mcdonalds</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">father</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">origin</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">sold like hotcakes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">ronald</category><title>Origin of McDonald's</title><atom:summary>This is a true story. Of my imagination.  And your personal dual-movie screens (aka eyes).

Ronald McDonald had a farm.  It wasn't your typical farm, though. It was a coca plant farm.  2000 acres, give or take, of farmland inherited from his late father, Donald McDonald the Third.  Ronald never approved of his father being one of the leading exporters of Cocaine from Bolivia.  He had pretty much </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/SickDaddy/~3/wVNz71Zv7kM/origin-of-mcdonalds_04.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Sick Daddy)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/l9c-Yp87IoPw5ctgEKzOOEi9BJ8/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/l9c-Yp87IoPw5ctgEKzOOEi9BJ8/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/l9c-Yp87IoPw5ctgEKzOOEi9BJ8/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/l9c-Yp87IoPw5ctgEKzOOEi9BJ8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SickDaddy/~4/wVNz71Zv7kM" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://sickdaddy.blogspot.com/2010/09/origin-of-mcdonalds_04.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8502466370824605977.post-2767200006432675356</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Sep 2010 13:11:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-09-04T16:20:37.848-07:00</atom:updated><title>Face-cation</title><atom:summary>Well, I posted this once, but it didn't work. 

Apparently facebook doesn't like it when you call out assholes.  Or maybe they read my dirty jokes on the wall. Or they didn't like me promoting things I've done and made.  They reported that I was threatening and harrassing others, and that is all they said, other than they will not help me any further, tell me exactly what i've done to get my </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/SickDaddy/~3/-AapChhWJfU/face-cation.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Sick Daddy)</author><thr:total>1</thr:total><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/u7yTHjY2_vG8DLLt8D93jZNCsi4/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/u7yTHjY2_vG8DLLt8D93jZNCsi4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/u7yTHjY2_vG8DLLt8D93jZNCsi4/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/u7yTHjY2_vG8DLLt8D93jZNCsi4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SickDaddy/~4/-AapChhWJfU" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://sickdaddy.blogspot.com/2010/09/face-cation.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8502466370824605977.post-535975597590157785</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Aug 2010 02:45:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-09-08T01:19:48.911-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">basketball</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">tuesdays with turkey</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">worldcup</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">portland</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">trailblazers</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">blazers</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">turkey</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">spain</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">rudy</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">fernandez</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">nba</category><title>Turkey Fernandez</title><atom:summary>I thought it would be funny to put a turkey head on Rudy Fernandez and I was right!







Tweet

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</atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/SickDaddy/~3/AIjY-hUWB-Q/turkey-fernandez.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Sick Daddy)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_eOLR7dopuaY/THnIx5uCTLI/AAAAAAAAADw/l-OZRUWn0hY/s72-c/turkeyfernandez.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>1</thr:total><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/PZxQ2z48afA3EVfpCEUqzhWHfLw/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/PZxQ2z48afA3EVfpCEUqzhWHfLw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/PZxQ2z48afA3EVfpCEUqzhWHfLw/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/PZxQ2z48afA3EVfpCEUqzhWHfLw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SickDaddy/~4/AIjY-hUWB-Q" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://sickdaddy.blogspot.com/2010/08/turkey-fernandez.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8502466370824605977.post-7201911894741765079</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 10:40:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-08-28T23:13:11.989-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">office pool</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">free</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">football</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">nfl</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">square pool</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">pick em</category><title>Win a shirt!</title><atom:summary>Football season is coming up, and I'm giving away a shirt no strings attached! 

Just join our pick em league and make your picks.


I run an office pool website.  It has several printable sheets for Football and other sports.  Pick em sheets, square pools, and more.  Check it out. 




www.OfficePoolSheets.com




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</atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/SickDaddy/~3/1QudfwIA2VI/win-shirt.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Sick Daddy)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/lpjsoffZYwsSmrbGuLrD7FgILOI/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/lpjsoffZYwsSmrbGuLrD7FgILOI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/lpjsoffZYwsSmrbGuLrD7FgILOI/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/lpjsoffZYwsSmrbGuLrD7FgILOI/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SickDaddy/~4/1QudfwIA2VI" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://sickdaddy.blogspot.com/2010/08/win-shirt.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8502466370824605977.post-6761478575511301508</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 07:08:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-08-28T04:06:02.831-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">songs</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">mandarin pie</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">lyrics</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">funny</category><title>Mandarin Pie</title><atom:summary>Get the booger out your nose
And the jam between your toes
Wipe them on your clothes
Or underneath the seat

If you've fallen out of line
And you're running out of time
relax.. everything is fine
take a bubble bath

It's not the end of the world
It's not like you're gonna die
It's not worth stressin' about
Have a mandarin pie
(break)
and shut the fuck up

If you cannot keep things straight
And </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/SickDaddy/~3/qzpfR2dQapU/mandarin-pie.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Sick Daddy)</author><thr:total>2</thr:total><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qvcqAufk3JCEQ_8Kz54__4VGJ5o/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qvcqAufk3JCEQ_8Kz54__4VGJ5o/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qvcqAufk3JCEQ_8Kz54__4VGJ5o/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qvcqAufk3JCEQ_8Kz54__4VGJ5o/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SickDaddy/~4/qzpfR2dQapU" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://sickdaddy.blogspot.com/2010/08/mandarin-pie.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8502466370824605977.post-3125641081466766467</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 04:53:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-08-10T21:54:13.730-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">boardwalk empire</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">dexter</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">weeds</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">sons of anarchy</category><title>TV I'm looking forward to</title><atom:summary>Sadly it's coming up on fall but that means some great television is coming.  Here are a few i'm looking forward to.

Sons of Anarchy Season 3. Must watch television.  FX Watch Trailers Premiers September 7th, 
Weeds Season 6. The latest trailer i've seen for the season leaves me feeling this may be the best season yet! 
Showtime Watch Trailers Premieres August 16th.
Dexter Season 5. I kinda hope</atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/SickDaddy/~3/hE8bjKxldFY/tv-im-looking-forward-to.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Sick Daddy)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/UPyoQgxGMket7X7Wqx1YoWvs6cA/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/UPyoQgxGMket7X7Wqx1YoWvs6cA/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/UPyoQgxGMket7X7Wqx1YoWvs6cA/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/UPyoQgxGMket7X7Wqx1YoWvs6cA/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SickDaddy/~4/hE8bjKxldFY" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://sickdaddy.blogspot.com/2010/08/tv-im-looking-forward-to.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8502466370824605977.post-3905010586930967119</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 02:17:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-08-10T19:17:27.212-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">pre season</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">nfl</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">square pool</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">pick em</category><title>NFL Pre-season week 1</title><atom:summary>Well, everyone, it's time for Football!  Are you ready?  The first pre-season games are this weekend.  We all know pre-season doesn't mean diddly squat.  However, it will be good to see the rookies in action. 

Games I want to see are the Oakland - Dallas matchup, and the Battle for New York on monday night.

You can print out pick em and square pool sheets at my site officepoolsheets.com</atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/SickDaddy/~3/B2tPcfdO_Uo/nfl-pre-season-week-1.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Sick Daddy)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LtUWpYEUC4oia09rHmjFnBIFFp0/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LtUWpYEUC4oia09rHmjFnBIFFp0/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LtUWpYEUC4oia09rHmjFnBIFFp0/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LtUWpYEUC4oia09rHmjFnBIFFp0/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SickDaddy/~4/B2tPcfdO_Uo" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://sickdaddy.blogspot.com/2010/08/nfl-pre-season-week-1.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8502466370824605977.post-6386557772130482612</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2010 06:13:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-08-10T00:18:41.995-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">bacon</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">french toast</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">top 5</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">toast</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">hash browns</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">omelette</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">list</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">breakfast</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">biscuits gravy</category><title>Top 5 Breakfast foods</title><atom:summary>I present to you, a top 5 list of breakfast items.  In my opinion, of course.  Breakfast is an important meal.  Some say it's the most important one of all day.  It's what makes champions.  Let's get to the list.

#5 - French Toast - I like my french toast made with thick bread.  No pancakes, no waffles, French Toast!
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