Sidhuisms

More Sidhuisms of IPL 8

2011-05-06T22:12:00.000-07:00

On Kochi Tuskers Kerala winning a tight match against Mumbai Indians, One good action erases thousand bad actions.

On Kochi Tuskers Kerala losing against Delhi Daredevils-They have dug their own grave with their teeth and god gives the toothless nuts to chew on

When you choose to live like a Tiger in a jungle, you just can't afford to be humble.

In times of prosperity, friends are plenty. In times of adversity, not one in twenty.

Its not the load that breaks you, but the way you carry it.

You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.

The greatest thrill for a woman is to see a woman fatter than her.

Cricket is the game of glorious uncertainities! Glorious - When Tendulkar plays; Uncertain - when the rest of the team plays.

"Volcano" Valthaty

Sehwag-Warner's partnership is "terrorism"

It's possible but not probable, my dear friends!

This kind of chase has never happened in the history of this game, my dear friends!

Some succeed because they are destined to, but this guy succeeded because he was determined to.

In London they drive on the left, in India we drive on what is left.

Pitches are like husbands: they keep slowing down!

Out of a small spark erupts a great fire.

In the garden of opportunities, it's much better to pluck the friut rather than to wait for it to fall.

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Sidhuisms of IPL 4

2011-05-06T22:00:00.000-07:00

Warne is a victim of his own success. He has taken to women the way an ostrich takes to the skies.

On Chris Gayle Sixer:"gaganchumbi chakka"(Sky kissing six).

Sehwag butchered Deccan Chargers faster than you can say 'Chicken Tikka'

Men are like bank accounts: without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

Sona jabh bhi daalo aag mein, woh kala nahi hota hai par chamakta hi hai.

Our politics and politicians wallow in corruption like a rhino in an African pool.

Phulon ki khushbhu hawa ki vipreet nahin jaati par maanviye gunon ki khushbu chaaron aur phail jaati he!

The world is all about mind and matter: I don't mind and you don't matter.

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.

A good leader inspires people to believe in himself but a great leader inspires people to believe in themselves.

It is not just the spectators, the cricketers too gets distracted when the cheerleaders shake their bums.

It's not about the depth of the ocean, my friend! it's about the motion of the ocean!

Humility is like underwear, wear it, but don't show it.

Delhi Daredevils' spin bowling at the moment is flat as a Dosa
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Sidhuisms on India's World Cup 2011 victory

2011-04-04T09:47:00.000-07:00

Vande kaho, kaho mataram

Baat hai apni aan ki

Baat hai apni shaan ki

Jai Bharat Mahaan ki

A nation roared and the whole world sat up to notice the Indian team’s supremacy over world cricket.

A volcano of joy erupted as Dhoni slammed the final six of the game.

It was pure passion that won us the match.

After the win I felt like a proud man, but above all a proud Indian.

The best thing about this victory was that it was total team effort.

The Indian team was like one family, with one vision and one mission - the triumph of the spirit of India.

Honour is just an itch in youthful blood to do acts extravagantly good.

In our part of the world there are three things that impact our lives almost everyday in a big way - politics, films and cricket.

Our politics and politicians wallow in corruption like a rhino in an African pool.

A good example is the best sermon you can preach.

The Indian team with its performance in this World Cup has endeared itself to the people and has made room in a billion hearts.

The Indian team left an indelible impression on the sands of time.

India's success stems from the Mothership that is Test cricket as there is no fruit without the root.

Dhoni is indeed Captain Cool.

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Sidhuisms of CWC 2011 Finals

2011-04-02T00:55:00.000-07:00

Test cricket is the mother ship, the benchmark that makes or breaks a team.

The past is the best prophet to predict the future.

Good intentions die unless they are executed.

Difficulty is an excuse that history never accepts.

There is need to translate team ability into success.

We rate ability in men by not what they attempt but by what they achieve.

Winning is not everything, it is the only thing.

There is no permanent name and fame than the endeavour to give happiness to a billion hearts.

A good name is worth all the riches in life.

A good leader inspires people to believe in himself but a great leader inspires people to believe in themselves.

You cannot have everything in life-where will you keep it.

Everyone can captain the ship when the sea is calm.

Pressure is what you allow it to be.

Dhoni has always been a foot-on-the-throat captain and always goes for the jugular.

The final will decide who will be first amongst equals.

Home is where the heart is and the heart is with India.

The wind and the waves belong to the ablest navigator.

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Sidhuisms on Indo-Pak Semi Finals

2011-03-31T07:27:00.000-07:00

The occasion is piled high with difficulty and you have to rise to the occasion.

Defeat is not bitter if you can swallow it, but this is one defeat no one is prepared to swallow

The biggest deterrent to the top will be the weight of expectancy.

Everyone, from a bellboy to the man in Parliament has one thing to say - you can lose to anyone but not to Pakistan!

Indo-Pak SF, winning this is like a dip in the Ganges.

Indo-Pak SF,is a match of heroes and zeroes. If you win, you are a superhero. If you lose, you are nothing, a zero with nothing before or after it.

Fear multiplies faster than rabbits.

Fear is the dark room where negatives are developed.

Fear makes you forget your natural, instinctive game.

One cannot net the enormity of expectations to dwarf you.

The side that overcomes fear; that soaks in the hostility like a sponge, will succeed.

Soft heads do more damage now than soft muscles.

Stand up and be counted or lie down and be counted out.

The battle is won or lost in the mind.

The match is played between the ears as much as between the hands.

Message to Indian Team: Stand in front of the mirror and say, this is it. This is your dip in the Ganges, a chance to wash away all your sins.

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Sidhuisms of WC Semi Finals

2011-03-29T06:44:00.000-07:00

The race is not necessarily to the swift, nor the battle to the strongest. But that is the way to bet.

Kiwis In WC QFs will have to face the lion in its own den

Kiwi prey in Lankan web

It will be a big mountain to climb for the Kiwis but then if you don’t climb the hill, you will never see the view

Swann in CWC, turned out to be a goose gobbler.

Against India, or probably any sub-continent teams, a spinner is like sausage in a dog house!

What is true by lamp light is not true by sunlight.

The Kiwis play spin from the crease and are hell-bent on sweeping at every given opportunity. This in turn spells ‘Come into my parlour, says the spider to the fly’.

Kiwis are the Italian Stallions of this World Cup, the dark horses.

SL team has in them to tower like a colossus in the semi-final.

SF looks like it will be hard for the Kiwis to give wings to their dreams.

Kiwis against Sl in SF:For them, it is not as bad as it looks; its worse.

The past is the best prophet to predict the future and the past tells that the Kiwis have come a cropper against spin.

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Sidhuims of Cricket World Cup 2011 QFs

2011-03-26T20:36:00.000-07:00

MEN of genius are admired, men of power feared and men of character trusted.

The win against defending champions Australia restores Team India’s credibility and brings faith to the masses.

India has toppled the world champions, the king has finally lost the crown.

Australia have abdicated their throne.

The foreign teams have not yet mastered Indian conditions, the ghost of the final frontier still looms large.

India is now the mecca of cricket.

The India camouflaged their weakness through a systematic approach.

Trouble gives a team the opportunity to discover its strength or the lack of it.

A performance like Ahmedabad is beyond flesh and blood.

Men in Blue have axed the oak tree that Australia are, and that doesn’t happen with just one wild swing but with 50 overs of consistent high-quality cricket.

The best way to keep good memories is to refresh them with new ones.

The outcome will depend a lot on the 22-yards in the centre.

Anything different, whether a turner, or a green top, and it might just become a case of biting more than one can chew!

India need to plan positively and proceed with perseverance.

What Pakistan pose as a threat in bowling, India can smother it all up with the massive batting line-up they boast of.

The wind and the waves are on the side of the ablest navigators.

History tells us that Pakistan have never beaten India at a World Cup. Never. Lets hope the jinx continues!

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Latest Sidhuisms Of World Cup 2011

2011-03-22T10:53:00.000-07:00

India will have to face the music whether they like the tune or not.

India Australia QFs: The next match is going to be the one that separates the men from the boys and no second chance will be on offer.

When necessity pricks it is prudent to be bold.

Worry is the interest paid by those who borrow trouble.

If the Indians give Australia flat, docile wicket, then the home team will have all the time after the match to rue such a move at leisure.

Every team is the architect of its own destiny

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Much More Sidhuisms of World Cup 2011

2011-03-13T20:53:00.000-07:00

The greatest act of faith is when we tell ourselves we are not God.

No one can whistle a symphony; it takes an orchestra to play it.

Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are and doing things as they ought to be.

Don’t live in the past; the past is a bucketful of ashes.

Ashish Nehra: He is rusty injured, stiff as ramrod, moves like an envelope without an address, taking you nowhere.

Blasting MSD:

The weakness of the opposition is your strength, But you are in own fantasy world. Dhoni in Wonderland.

You have graduated - from stubborn to I-won’t-budge mulishness, to arrogance.

Bad results and arrogance are a perfect mix for a quick exit.

Get rid of your mulish tendencies and wear the thinking hat.

For a man has willpower and a mule has won’t power.

Put the saddle onto India and you will see that she can ride.

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Some More Sidhuisms of World Cup 2011

2011-03-10T20:05:00.000-08:00

The goal is never important. It is the means that take you to the goal which are more important.

There is no point taking aim at the target if you are loaded with blanks.

India need to stay away from the parish-pump politics and see which players are most suited for the situation. Collapse of the Indian team’s character stems from the compromise corner.

Ashwin is a better bowler than Piyush Chawla, who is a lottery.

India walk on a sword’s edge, like a tightrope artist and key to their survival is balance.

Nothing great was ever achieved without an act of decision. It doesn’t take much courage to do things; it takes a lot of courage to decide what to do.

Playing with seven batsmen is living on hope. That only works when India bat first. That ruins half of the team’s chances with the toss, since calling correctly only has a 50 per cent chance of success.

Right now, India are firing too many blanks. They need to find new ammunition and blaze away in their quest for the Cup.

Digging for facts is a much better exercise than jumping to conclusions.

Indian bowling is like a bladeless knife without the handle.

Indian Bowlers have stung like butterflies.

A team overloaded with batsmen and a stubborn captain overlooking necessity.

If you learn to live with the lame, you will yourself learn to limp.

If you don’t punish someone for their mistakes and allow them to repeat them, the mistakes become permissible for the sinner.

You may have 40 million reasons for failure but not a single excuse.

Good ideas need landing gear as well as wings.

It is choice, not chance, that determines India’s destiny in the World Cup.

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Sidhuisms of World Cup 2011

2011-03-08T19:12:00.000-08:00

Most people die of their remedies and not their illnesses. India captain MS Dhoni’s remedies are worse than his team’s illness

There are two things certain in life - death and taxes. To me, it is also certain that Piyush Chawla should not play anymore.

Dhoni has to make his defence bigger and locks stronger.

You can’t prevent trouble from coming but you need not give it a chair to sit in.

Let Dhoni not have the ostrich mentality of burying his head and thinking the problem will solve itself.

He is the best general who makes the fewest mistakes.

Taking an untrained army to war is like throwing it away.

Ashish Nehra, is as delicate as a rose petal, he gets injured without playing a single game.

Ashish Nehra should have a tag on his forehead ‘Fragile: Handle with care’.

Blaming things on exhaustion will is overcooking the issue.

Indian Batting:Expecting the batsmen to bail India each time, however, would be wishing upon the stars.

In this shorter formatof World Cup, it’s not necessarily the best team that ends up on top.

The Indian bowling attack at this World Cup is not bad, it’s worse.

One must be big enough to admit his mistakes, smart enough to profit from them and strong enough to rectify them.

Take tact out of sport and things will fall flat on their face.

Almost everyone and his aunt knows which are the four teams that are going to qualify from each group for the quarterfinals. It’s not about qualifying for the quarterfinal, it’s about topping the group.

Ashwin has not been picked in the squad only for sightseeing.

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More Sidhuisms of World Cup 2011

2011-03-07T19:18:00.000-08:00

A drop of honey catches more flies than a gallon of vinegar. The ICC should concentrate more on quality and less on quantity.

Canada have looked like a rabbit caught in the headlights.

Kindness is a language that the dumb speak and the deaf hear.

The problem in life is not to make life easy but to make men stronger.

You have to be a believer first to actually become an achiever.

The associate teams have not shown the mental aptitude which ignites the thought process that they belong to this arena(The World Cup).

This(The World Cup) is a hard game played with a hard ball.

The World Cup cannot be a learning or a grooming ground. It has to be a place for the battle-hardened who can handle the heat generated in this cauldron.

To know what is right and then not to do it is the worst cowardice.

Fear clogs, faith liberates. India should show faith in their strength which is spin bowling

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Sidhuisms in IPL T-20, Second Lot

2010-04-28T11:36:00.000-07:00

Not only strike when the iron is hot, but make the iron hot by striking it.

Success is a matter of luck and pluck.

Success is the fruit of concentration.

Talent is nothing if it's not controlled, harnessed and disciplined.

In times of prosperity, friends are aplenty; in times of poverty, not one in twenty.

Judge people by their performance, not by their intentions.

It's better to prevent and prepare than to repent and repair.

Talent is nothing without opportunity.

Success has got to be attributed to contributions, not to accumulations.

It was a daunting task. Possible but not probable.

Life is what happens when you're making other plans.

Hope is the elixir of life.

In life, as in chess, it is foresight which will win.

The surest form of failure is trying to please everyone.

The last perfect man who walked on this earth was crucified on a cross.

Truth will walk naked, and lies have got to be properly dressed.

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Sidhuisms in IPL T-20 First Lot

2010-04-28T11:30:00.000-07:00

Doubt will always create a mountain and faith will tunnel through it.

Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.

They must either stand up and be counted, or lie down and be counted out.

Those who fail to prepare should be prepared to fail.

To achieve, you have to believe.

Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.

To err is human - but not too often.

Penny and penny will make many.

Hope is putting faith to work when doubting would be easier.

It is tiny droplets of water that make a shower. He's believing his doubt and doubting his belief.

Keep feeding your faith until your doubts starves to death.

Next to good judgment, diamonds and pearls are the next rarest thing.

Patience is the greatest of all shock-absorbers.

Speed has little to do with your progress - it is more to do with direction.

Strength grows in the garden of patience.

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Sidhuisms: Take 12

2009-12-27T22:47:00.000-08:00

1.It is better to ride a pony than a horse which throws you.(Referring to Dinesh Mongia, who was like a reliable pony than Rahul Dravid who at that time, was more like an unreliable horse, on a television broadcast, during a one day match with Sri Lanka in England.)

2. The world is all about mind and matter; I don't mind and you don't matter.(When Farooque Sheikh, host of the talk show Jeena isi ka naam hai asked him what he thinks of those who criticize his style of commentary "Jeena Isi Ka Naam Hai" on Zee TV)

3.If one-day cricket was pyjama cricket, then Twenty20 is underwear cricket.(On Twenty20 cricket, "Twenty20 game is 'underwear' cricket: Sidhu" in Khaleej Times)

4.This cricket is like a burger, you can have it once a week but for a whole meal, you need to return to Test cricket. More than once a week, and it will give you a tummy ache.

5.The Fattest pigs go to the butcher first.

6.You dont kill a man who is hell-bent on committing suicide

7.In the orchard of opportunity, you cant wait for the fruit to drop.

8.According to Navjot, Sourav Ganguly is The Burden of Calamity

9.Money is like manure. Its no good unless you spread it! (Talking about the distribution of money in the Indian cricket team)

10.They are so timid, they wouldnt say boo to a goose! (Talking about the tail of the Indian batting order)

11.Good intentions die unless utilized

12.Statistics are like bikinis… what they reveal is suggestive, what they hide is essential!

13.One comment he made that they picked up in the papers over here was regarding a shot Tendulker played off his toes... he played that like a dwarf at a urinal...

14.I lean on statistics like a drunken man leans on a lamppost, only for support, not illumination

15.When Dravid nicked Bond through the slips for 4 from a full half volley, Sidhu said....... thats Ok from Bond, in order to catch a trout you must be prepared to lose a fly

16.He has a backlift like an octopus falling out of a tree, all over the place!

17.There is always free cheese in a mousetrap

18.Come to my parlour said the spider to the fly

19. A dog kennel is no place to hide a sausage

20. You can never unscramble eggs

21. Call the bear uncle until you are safely across the bridge

22. He is wallowing in foolishness like a rhino in an African pool.

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Sidhuisms: Take 11

2008-09-05T00:21:00.000-07:00

He moved like a heavy duty truck (when a fielder dropped a catch due to his slow reaction)
As safe as a bucket ( for a fielder taking a catch successfully)
A depression is where you have no belt to tighten.
A fallen lighthouse is more dangerous than a reef.
A fifty is like kissing a virgin, you just have to go on!
A good example is the best sermon you can ever preach.
A good lather is half the shave.
A lemon squeezed too hard yields a bitter juice.
All that comes from cow is not milk.

A man who is heading nowhere is sure to reach his destination.
A pessimist is one who burns bridges before the enemy gets to them.
A recession is where you have to tighten your belt.
As innocent as freshly laid eggs. (About Atal Behari Vajpayee.)
A small leak can sink a big ship.
A tree is always known by its fruit.
A true professional is like a chameleon - he will change colour to suit his surroundings.
Age is the perfect extinguisher for the fire of youth.
All that comes from a cow is not milk.
Bad habits are like comfy beds - easy to get into, very difficult to get out of.

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Sidhuisms: Take Ten

2008-07-03T23:47:00.000-07:00

I lean on statistics like a drunken man leans on a lamppost, only for support, not illumination

Every body has the thinking cap on, I have a 6 mts thinking turban on my head so i am bound to be the best.

Sehwag is butchering them faster than you can say 'Chicken Tikka'!

Sachin Tendulakar is using his bat to make the fielders run all over the place just like my wife uses her broom to make me run all over Punjab!

He chased the ball,as if a young guy chased a beautiful girl, but who never knew she was daughter of army officer and paid the price, with his wicket.

Men die of their remedies, not illness

If you stumble yourself on the same stone, do not repent for your chin

Indian Middle Order collapses like a Cycle Stand - one goes and all go down!

Only a brave mouse can build a nest in cat’s whiskers
A girl born beautiful is half married

In London they drive on the left, in India we drive on what is left!

Harbhajan (when batting) could be a windmill with a single blade during a hurricane,

Strutting around wicket as 'proud as peacock'

Still waters run deep. The Indians were so still in the 3rd test that they ran into deep oceans

Ganguly moves so slowly on the field like Jack of 'Jack n Jill' who goes to fetch pail of runs for the opposition

Umpires are like traffic police -the techniques they use to give a decision are outdated

Flip the coin and there is no head or tail. (India plays the
cricket without any aim)

A barking dog is better than a sleeping Lion, so go on Indians, Bark aloud! and let everyone hear you louder!!!

The dog that barks last, barks best

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Sidhuisms:Take Nine

2008-03-15T19:30:00.000-07:00

Just because a rose smells sweet, you do not use it in the soup!

Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!

When you are dining with the demon you've got to have a long spoon!

Don't open your old umbrella and run it over your shoulder.

Only one man in a thousand is the leader of men, rest 999 follow the women.

Blondes read OIL as 710

A brooding hen sitting over a China Egg

Runs are flowing like the fare in Indian taxi.

Beauty even when silent is eloquent.

Sachin Tendulkar drives the ball faster than Michael Schumacher's Ferarri.

Ever since he started endorsing for Ferrari, his batting has gone into 7th gear.(On Sachin and Ferrari tie up)

A dead man is no good to the Society. A dead man's family is also no good to the society. ( In a letter to President Pervez Musharraf)

We are all Adam's children -- it's just the silk that makes all the difference!

Right now he's looking like a Cheshire cat that's had loads of cream!

If ifs and buts were pots and pans, there would be no tinkers!

Its very difficult to kill a man who is hell bent upon committing harakiri!

Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.

The Indians are jelling together as a cohesive unit.

The pitch is as dead as a dodo.

The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.

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Sidhuisms: Take Eight

2007-10-02T09:42:00.000-07:00

Beauty even when silent is eloquent.

Sachin Tendulkar drives the ball faster than Michael Schumacher's Ferarri.

Ever since he started endorsing for Ferrari, his batting has gone into 7th gear.(On Sachin and Ferrari tie up)

A dead man is no good to the Society. A dead man's family is also no good to the society. ( In a letter to President Pervez Musharraf)

We are all Adam's children -- it's just the silk that makes all the difference!

Right now he's looking like a Cheshire cat that's had loads of cream!

If ifs and buts were pots and pans, there would be no tinkers!

Its very difficult to kill a man who is hell bent upon committing harakiri!

Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.

The Indians are jelling together as a cohesive unit.

The pitch is as dead as a dodo.

The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.

He chased the ball,as if a young guy chased a beautiful girl, but who never knew she was daughter of army officer and paid the price, with his wicket.

Men die of their remedies, not illness

If you stumble yourself on the same stone, do not repent for your chin

Indian Middle Order collapses like a Cycle Stand - one goes and all go down!

Only a brave mouse can build a nest in cat’s whiskers

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Sidhuisms: Take Seven

2007-09-21T11:11:00.000-07:00

A girl born beautiful is half married

In London they drive on the left, in India we drive on what is left!

Harbhajan (when batting) could be a windmill with a single blade during a hurricane,

Strutting around wicket as 'proud as peacock'

Still waters run deep. The Indians were so still in the 3rd test that they ran into deep oceans

Ganguly moves so slowly on the field like Jack of 'Jack n Jill' who goes to fetch pail of runs for the opposition

Umpires are like traffic police -the techniques they use to give a decision are outdated

Flip the coin and there is no head or tail. (India plays the
cricket without any aim)

A barking dog is better than a sleeping Lion, so go on Indians, Bark aloud! and let everyone hear you louder!!!

The dog that barks last, barks best

S.Ramesh's running between the wickets is like a snail going slow!

He is like an Indian transistor, which does not work until you give it two slaps.

If you are trying to beat India in their home, you are you trying to get milk out of an ox.

Indian team is just like Indian monsoon.you just cannot predict when there will be flood & when there will be drought.

The ball went soo high up in the air that it kissed an air-hostess on its way back.

Rahul is like the hall of fire !!!!

Ganguly has taken the cake with plum on top (ha ha ha)

The ball slipped from his hands like butter from hot paratha

Women are worse than wine - They intoxicate both the holder and the
beholder (when a pretty young thing was shown on TV screen)

For Geoffrey Boycott - a hair on head is worth two in the brush (In response to Shastri's comment "a bird in hand is worth 2 in bush" when Yohannan was carrying the bird hit by Tendulkar)

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Sidhuisms: Take Six

2007-09-21T11:10:00.000-07:00

"If the heavens throw you dates, you've got to keep your mouth open."

"Throw a lucky man in a deep sea and he will come out with fish in his mouth!"

"Good intentions die unless utilized."

"One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six"

I have millions of funny bones! It's like somebody is tickling me non-stop!

My parents always said, "laugh and everyone will laugh with you, sleep and you snore alone."

Sidhuism is like a honeybee… It has got a small body, honey and a sting!

Any good product without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark, you know what your doing but she doesn't.

Mandira Bedi: She is like a rampant river! She is very bubbly, she is original and a bright spark!

All wives are worse than terrorists! They are very intimidating!

You cant marry 450 times! To marry once is a folly, to marry twice is a blunder and to marry thrice is suicide!

Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter!

Mantra for the Indian team is… "Make hay while things are going haywire!"

Plans of coaching team India: You don't murder a man who is trying to commit suicide!

Experience is like a comb life gives you when you are bald.

Always remember that the past is a bucket full of ashes, nobody built his reputation thinking about tomorrow. So catch the present my dear friends, between yesterday's regret and tomorrow's hope is today's opportunity.

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Sidhuisms: Take Five

2007-09-21T11:07:00.000-07:00

On Rahul Dravid's capataincy: When you fall on your back side the only place you can look is up.

That one was meant for the Air-Hostesses(on the sky-high shot by Sehwag).

I dont trust the Indian batting,they can snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

The trouble with Father Time is that it did not even wait for a woman

One Day Cricket is like a pyjama;every one fits into it.

If you sow the wind you reap the whirlwind.

If,If was a man my Aunt would have been my Uncle.

Rusty brains dont squeak.

"If there is no difference of opinion, there will be no horse race"

"You cannot pee like a puppy when you are running with big dogs"

"Wickets are like wives!! You don't know which way they will turn"

"When you can kiss the mistress, never kiss the maid!!!!"

"Just because a rose smells sweet, you do not use it in the soup!"

The world is all about mind and matter; I don't mind and you don't matter.

Dear Saurav Ganguly: "It ain't over until the fat lady sings"

Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.

Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.

You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.

The cat with gloves catches no mice.

For Sachin Tendulkar; Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.

You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.

He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.

The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason

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Sidhuisms: Take Four

2007-09-21T11:06:00.000-07:00

Sidhuisms: Take Three

2007-09-21T11:04:00.000-07:00

The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings!

The gap between bat and pad is so much that I would have driven a car through it!

As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.

New Zealand team bats like a cycle stand!!! One falls and the entire team goes!

The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the Indians are in the sea.

There, there, that's a dead duck!

As innocent as freshly laid eggs.

All that comes from a cow is not milk.

Bengal without Tigers!

He's in a soup!

Don't open your old umbrella and run it over your shoulder.

Rahul Dravid has hit this shot as straight as a candle.

He pierced it through an eye of a needle.

As crisp as a cracker.

New Zealanders have their limits, The kiwis are the birds that cannot fly!

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Sidhuisms: Take Two

2007-09-04T02:42:00.000-07:00

Statistics are like bikinis? what they reveal is suggestive, what they hide is essential!

Spit on your hands! Take the black flag! And start slitting throats!

All that comes from a cow is not milk!

The wily fox is back? It is an ill omen when a fox licks the lambs!

A big outcry but no outcome!

He has a backlift like an octopus falling out of a tree, all over the place!

A hair on the head is worth two in the comb!

There is always free cheese in a mousetrap

A dog kennel is no place to hide a sausage

Good intentions die unless utilized

Money is like manure. It’s only useful when it’s spread

There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an oncoming train which will run them over.

Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.

You dont judge the Horse-power of a vehicle by the size of its exhaust.

Kenya in South Africa was like a mountain having labour pains.

India look like a crippled cobra whose fangs are clipped.

That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.

Sehwag's score is running like an Indian taxi meter.

Sachin Tenduklar drives the ball faster than Michael Schumacher's Ferarri.

The Only Thing You Get In Life Without Trying is dandruff.

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