Silvertooth26 - My PRanked Blog

Still HERE

2009-09-30T11:56:00.000-07:00

And I think I'm being PRANKED!

Frog Sashimi and Salamander Sake

2008-12-04T12:02:00.000-08:00

FUNNY - A mUst See

2008-12-04T11:36:00.000-08:00

Wish I can draw like him!

Are you a Techie?

2008-12-03T16:46:00.001-08:00

This ought to make us all feel better about our computer skills!

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one...
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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No, wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry....

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Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?

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Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates.

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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
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Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.

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Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer:! OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work...

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Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital letter V as n Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?

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Customer: can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.

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Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.

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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.

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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?

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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine."

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And last but not least...

Tech support: "Okay Bob, press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!

Realistic Sculptures by Ron Mueck from Australia

2008-12-02T09:49:00.001-08:00

Cool

2008-11-27T10:22:00.000-08:00

Slacking off on a Thanksgiving Duty

Hollywood Celebs Exposed

2008-11-25T11:10:00.001-08:00

I've seen this before but I want to slack off right now and post this.
CELEBRITIES WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG

Angelina Jolie

Bjork

Britney Spears

Bruce Willis

Cher

Christina Aguilera

Courtney Love

Demi Moore

Drew Barrymore

Elton John

George Clooney

Eminem

Halle Berry

Helen Hunt

Janet Jackson

Jean Claude van Damme

Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Lopez

Jimi Hendrix

Julia Roberts

Keanu Reeves

Leonardo Di Caprio

Madonna

Mariah Carey

Marilyn Manson

Meg Ryan

Michael Jackson

Michael Jordan

Mick Jagger

Nicole Kidman

Pamela Anderson

Patrick Swayze

Paul Mccartney

Ricky Martin

Ringo Starr

Robert De Niro

Sarah Jessica Parker

Sarah Michelle Gellar

Tina Turner

Tom Cruise

Tom Hanks

White Rabbit

2008-11-18T07:49:00.001-08:00

Subject: White Rabbit

Nagkaroon ng competition ang agencies ng USA para malaman kung sino sa mga
agencies ang magaling mag execute ng manhunt. Ang mga participants ay:
NYPD = New York Police Department, USA
FBI = Federal Bureau of Investigation, USA
CIA = Central Intelligence Agency, USA
PNP = Philippine National Police, Phil (Special International Guest
Participant)

Isang puting rabbit ang pinakawalan sa isang gubat. Each agency was given
three (3) months to find the rabbit.

Unang grupong contestant, NYPD.
Pumasok sa gubat ang kanilang search and rescue squad, S.W.A.T., at
pinalibutan ng mga police ang buong gubat. Ipinasok rin nila sa gubat ang
kanilang detectives, at experts sa paghahanap ng nawawala.
After 3 months, lumabas ang NYPD sa gubat.
Nag release sila ng press statement, "After 3 months of intensive search for
the white rabbit, we regret to inform you that because the rabbit has a head
start, it was able to elude our units, and was able to pass through our
dragnet. The rabbit has escaped."

Next ang FBI.
Pumasok rin sa gubat mga FBI, dala dala ang mga helicopters, mga sniffing
dogs, at sari saring experts para hanapin ang rabbit.
After 3 months, lumabas ang FBI sa gubat.
Nag release rin sila ng press statement, "After 3 months of finding the
white rabbit, we had some interesting leads. However, as we are closing in
on its location, somebody must have tipped it off, and it was able to elude
us by disguising as a deer. The rabbit has escaped."

Next ang CIA.
Pumasok ang CIA, at dahil meron silang special powers to request assistance
from the US Military, dinala na rin nila ang US Army para tulungan sila sa
paghanap.
After 3 months of firefight, bombing, and special operations, lumabas ang
CIA sa gubat.
Sabi nila sa press statement, "We used everything at our disposal. We didn't
leave any stone unturned. We bombed everything in sight. I'm sure you will
not find any rabbit there anymore. He's probably scattered all around the
forest in tiny little pieces!"

Last, but not least, the PNP.
Napatawa ang ibang agencies dahil ang pumasok lang sa gubat na PNP ay lima
lang.
Pero laking gulat na lang nila dahil next day mismo, lumabas ang PNP, dala
dala ay isang grizzly bear, na naka posas, bugbog sarado ang mukha, halos
sarado ang isang mata dahil sa bugbog, duguan at sumisigaw, "OO NA! OO NA!!!
AKO ANG WHITE RABBIT!!! AKO ANG WHITE RABBIT!!!"

Latest Fashion daw in Japan, dare to wear this??

2008-11-14T12:04:00.000-08:00

Quotable Quotes

2008-10-29T16:19:00.003-07:00

Noodle!
Noodle!
Noodle!

-ang sinabi ni manny pacquiao
nang sumali sya sa
DEAL OR NO DEAL!

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Click! Clack! Click! Clack! The sound I make and hear everyday.
Hoping that someone would notice.
Glancing at every eye, hoping to catch their attention.
Every red, green and gold boxes, sweets and mints,
and scribes' on paper bought, will get me through the day.
But I'm just one of many. Maybe the day will bring more
than just a cent. Maybe. Just maybe.

-Mang Lando M.A. Ph.D (yosi vendor) utol ni inday

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"Kung ginalingan mo ang
pagsupsop habang matigas
pa ako, hindi ka
malalagkitan o magkakatulo!
Mabagal kang kumilos!
Mabagal ka! Mabagaaal!!"

-ice candy

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"be carefulL in Letting go of
the things you thought are
just nothing coz maybe
someday you'LL reaLize that
the one you gave away is
the very thing you've been
wishing for to stay…"

-bAsurer0 <nakiki-leveL ke iNday>

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"superman isn't brave. You can't
be brave if you are indestructible.
it's everyday people like me & you
that are brave, knowing we can
easily be defeated but stil
continuing forward. that's true
bravery…"

-Batman (insecure)

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Im sO sick & tired Of this
cruel life! in sOlitude i always
thread this life's endless rOad,
amidst the spOOky,cOld &
uncertain darkness Of the night.
ShOuTng relentlessly at the tOp
Of my lungs,just to tOuch your
ears & answer your exoTic
craVings…

-sOsyal na mgbabalOt!

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QuOtes!! QuOtes!! QuOtes!!
QuOtes!! QuOtes!! QuOtes!!

-Manny Pacquiao
(tinatawag c Freddie Roach)

Have a good laugh : )

2008-10-29T16:19:00.001-07:00

Have a good laugh!

Mrs. Tanoy is very kuripot
When her husband died, she inquired with the newspaper, asking the
price for the obituary.

The ad taker said: "300 pesos for 5 words."

She said: "Pwede ba 2 words lang? "Tanoy dead""

Ad taker: "No mam. 5 words is the minimum."

After thinking for a while, Mrs. Tanoy said: "Ok, para sulit,ilagay
mo,

"TANOY DEAD, TOYOTA FOR SALE "

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Boy: Nay may ulam ba?

Nanay: Tignan mo na lang dyan sa ref, anak.

Boy: Eh wala naman tayong ref, di ba?

Nanay: O, e di wala tayong ulam. Konting common sense naman dyan!

Caloy: Tay ,di ba sabi mo bibigyan mo ko ng P100 pag pumasa ako sa
Math?

Tatay: Oo. Bakit, pumasa ka ba?

Caloy: Gud news, tay! Di ka na gagastos ng P100.

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Man at 33 quits smoking. Will Power;

At 43, quits drinking. Will Power;

At 53, quits gambling. Will Power;

At 63, quits having sex. Power Failure.

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Kano (trying to speak Tagalog): Meg-kanow isang kilow mang-gow?

Tindero: One way.

Kano: Meg-kanow?

Tindero: I sed ONE WAY.

Kano: Aynowng ibig sabeyhin ng one way?

Tindero: Isang daan. Understang?!

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Erap: Kalokohan! Di ako naniniwala! Walang taong ganun kataba!

Loi: San ang balitang yan?

Erap: Dito sa dyaryo. Sabi; "British tourist lost 2000 pounds."

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MMDA (with pen and ticket to a traffic violator):

Name?

Foreigner Driver: Wilhelm Von Corgrinski Papakovitz.

MMDA: Ahhh okay...(sabay tago ticket)...Next time be careful,ok?

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BF: Sunduin kita mamaya ha. Bubusina nalang ako pag nasa harap na ko
ng bahay nyo.

GF: Cge. Anong sasakyan ang dala mo?

BF: Wala. Busina lang...

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Nag-aapply si Tomas na security guard...

Interviewer: Ang kailangan namin ay taong laging may suspicious mind,
highly alert, insistent personality, strong sense of hearing with a
killer instinct. Sa tingin mo ba qualified ka?

Tomas: Sa palagay ko po hindi. Pwede po bang yun misis ko nalang ang
mag-apply?

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Junior: Nay, bibili ako ng HIGH CAKE.

Nanay: Hindi high cake, anak. HOT CAKE yun.

Junior: Ok nay, watever. Pahingi nalang ng barya.

Nanay: Sige, kumuha ka nalang dyan sa SOLDIER BAG ko.

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Pasyente ... magkano ang facelift?
Doktora ... complete treatment ay P145,000
Pasyente ... mahal!!! ano bang pinakamurang treatment para

magmukha akong bata?
Doktora ... heto tsupon, P20 lang!!

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ORDER

Customer ... waiter! bakit ang tagal ng order ko? ilan ang
cook
nyo dito?
Waiter ... ay, sir, wala pu kame cuk dito...pipse lang
po!!

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PROBLEMA NGA

Pasyente ... Doc, may problema ako...tuwing alas otso ng
umaga
dumudumi ako...
Doktor ... so, anong problema doon?
Pasyente ... Eh alas nuwebe po ako nagigising.

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CUSTOMER

A man was carrying 3 babies in a train.
Lady sitting next asked, "are they your babies?"
Man: "No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer
complaints!"

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ACCIDENT

A lawyer driving on a highway notices a crowd in an intersection.

With his urge to get into the thick crowd and see the action, he

shouted,

"I'M THE SON OF THE VICTIM."

Upon hearing, the people made way for him to get through.

There he saw, bloody and helpless lying in front of the people...a pig

bumped by a trailer truck!

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PINTURA

Erap ... Honey, nagpintura ako ng banyo.
Loi ... Bakit dalawa ang suot mong jacket, ang init,
init !!!
Erap ... Sabi kasi sa label, for best results put on 2
coats.

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MANNY PAKYAW

Reporter ... Manny, anong bill ang gagawin mo kapag
congressman ka na?

Manny ... Ano'ng bill? yung tomotonog pagkatapos ng
bawa't round sa bukseng?

Blond ordering food

2008-10-02T18:21:00.001-07:00

Hilarious!!!

5 Things

2008-09-22T12:27:00.001-07:00

FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:

NUMBER 5: They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.

NUMBER 4: 'This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in
the time-management course you sent me to.

NUMBER 3: 'Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-out. You
probably got here just in time!

NUMBER 2: Did you ever notice sound coming out of these
keyboards when you put your ear down real close?

Number 1 And MY all time Favorite: best thing to say if you get
caught sleeping at your desk: (Raising your head slowly) '... In
Jesus name, Amen.

Fw: Don't Mess With A Filipino

2008-09-19T09:16:00.001-07:00

>>
>> DON'T MESS WITH A FILIPINO...
>>
>> In a New York sidewalk, a Filipino is enjoying a hearty
>> breakfast "
>> coffee, croissants, toast, butter, jam, etc.
>> While an American, chewing a gum, sat next to him and
>> started an
>> unwanted conversation. .
>> American : You Filipinos eat the whole bread?
>> Filipino : Of course!
>> American : ( Blowing bubbles with his gum) We don't.
>> We,
>> Americans only eat what's inside. The crust we collect
>> in a
>> container, recycle, make these into croissants and sell
>> these to the
>> Philippines
>> American : Do you eat jam with bread?
>> Filipino : Of course!
>> American : (Chuckling and crackling his gum between his
>> teeth) We
>> don't. Americans eat fruits at breakfast, put all the
>> peels, seeds and
>> leftover s into containers, turn these into jam and sell
>> it to the
>> Philippines .
>> Filipino : Do you have sex in America ?
>> American : Of course, we do!
>> Filipino : What do you do with the condoms?
>> American : We throw them, of course!
>> Filipino : We don't. In the Philippines , we put them
>> into containers,
>> recycle them, turn them into chewing gums and sell it to
>> America.

;)

Model Sues Surgeon

2008-08-13T19:41:00.001-07:00

The translation to this picture reads:
Model sues surgeon for obvious reasons.'

The Doctor was quoted as saying...
'They looked alright to me'.

Nissan GTR 2009

2008-07-20T18:52:00.001-07:00

Hayop!

astig! ☺

First 7 NISSAN GTR Arrives in Abu Dhabi

:

320km/h

care bears 2008

2008-07-11T16:09:00.000-07:00

What angry women can do!!!

2008-07-04T08:47:00.000-07:00

Check out what an unhappy woman can do

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Stripper - TIGF

2008-07-04T08:38:00.000-07:00

Fw: Made in China! Sakit sa Ulo!!!!

2008-07-02T19:15:00.001-07:00

Here is what you call MADE IN CHINA ….

Duh ?!!

NAKU WAG KANG PAPANAKAW!!!...

DELIKADO TO..... BKA MAGALIT..!!!!

KAKALUNGKOT NAMAN...

HAAY OO NGA NAMAN.. LIBRE NA NGA EH.. DAPAT LANG...

KAW NAMAN KASI EH... PAG MAGPAPADULAS KA INGAT INGAT LANG..

ANG GALING NAMAN SA KANILA KAHIT 70+ NA, PWEDE PA RIN MA-PREGGY.

HALA .. HORNY KA BA DYAN .. ETO GAMOT PARA MABAWASAN. HEHE.

O, DAHAN-DAHAN LANG ANG PAG-UNTOG SA ULO HUH…

AY, TALAGANG HINDI. MASAKIT KAYA YUN!

HAY.. WELCOME NGA...

HELLO! MUSTA KA NA, PRODUCTS? HOW DO YOU DO??

YUN NAMAN PALA EH. IF YOU WANT TO BE IN TROUBLE, JUST CALL 110. KUNG HINDI NAMAN, THEN BETTER NOT CALL 110.

KUNG GUSTO MONG MASAKTAN SIGE LANG!!!

NAKU PO INGAT!!!

LORD OF THE RINGS BA 'TO.... ?

WAAAAAAAH.. TODO NA TO... ANG TINDI. KAHIT DEDO KANA, EXPECTED KA PA RIN NA MAGLINIS NG MESA .

Naluma ang BAWAL TUMAWID….NAKAMAMATAY! ni Bayani Fernando tsk tsk

How to pronounce Oklahoma...

2008-06-18T09:47:00.001-07:00

How to pronounce Oklahoma correctly

I never knew this.
I guess I had been pronouncing it correctly, but I never knew the story behind it..

There is a right way and a wrong way to pronounce

Oklahoma

The proper way is:

' Okla . . . Homa
(There's a pause between the 'a' and the 'h'.)

See the reason below.

There, you learned something today!

say cheese!!!!! priceless photo......

2008-06-16T06:21:00.001-07:00

I forgot sino tong actor na to...lol!

2 NUNS

2008-06-12T15:25:00.001-07:00

Got this from my boss!

There were two nuns..

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical(SM),

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. < /FONT>

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape u s.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow u s both .

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logicalarrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL< /SPAN> : The only logical thing happened. I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM < B>: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL : Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.< /SPAN>

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,

Say two Hail Marys!

ROMANTIC ACRONYMS (^^,)

2008-06-06T10:34:00.001-07:00

Have you tried sending this out to your inamorata?
I remember these when I was in grade school (Yeah more than 2 decades ago!).

H.O.L.L.A.N.D
Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.

I.T.A.L.Y.
I Trust And Love You.

L.I.B.Y.A.
Love Is Beautiful; You Also.

F.R.A.N.C.E.
Friendships Remain And Never Can End.

C.H.I.N.A.
Come Here.. I Need Affection.

B.U.R.M.A.
Between Us, Remember Me Always.

I.N.D.I.A.
I Nearly Died In Adoration.

K.E.N.Y.A.
Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.

C.A.N.A.D.A.
Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction

K.O.R.E.A.
Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity.

E.G.Y.P.T.
Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!

R.U.S.S.I.A.
Romance Under the Sky & Stars is Intimate Always.

M.A.N.I.L.A.
May All Nights Inspire Love Always.

B.A.L.I.W.A.G.
Beauty And Love I Will Always Give.

M.A.L.A.B.O.N.
May A Lasting Affair Be Ours Now.

I.M.U.S.
I Miss U, Sweetheart.

P.A.S.I.G.
Please Always Say I'm Gorgeous.

C.E.B.U.
Change Everything... But Us.

P.E.R.U.
Porget Everyone... Remember Us.

P.A.R.A.N.A.Q.U.E.
Please Always Remain Adorable, Nice And Quiet Under Ecstacy.

T.O.N.D.O.
Tonight's Our Night, Dearest One.

P.A.S.A.Y.
Pretty And Sexy Are You.

Y.E.M.E.N.
'Yugyugan Every Morning, Every Night.

M.A.R.L.B.O.R.O.
Men Always Remember Love Because Of Romance Only.

J.A.P.A.N
Jump And Play All Night

Whoohoo!

ACTUAL SENTENCES FOUND IN PATIENTS' HOSPITAL CHARTS

2008-06-05T12:06:00.001-07:00

squeezing this in on a busy day.....

01. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her
husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

02. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left
side for over a year.

03. On the second day the knee was better, and on
the third day it disappeared.

04. The patient is tearful and crying constantly.
She also appears to be depressed.

05. The patient has been depressed since she began
seeing me in 1993.

06. Discharge status: Alive but without my
permission.

07. Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male,
mentally alert but forgetful.

08. The patient refused autopsy.

09. The patient has no previous history of
suicides.

10. Patient has left white blood cells at another
hospital.

11. Patient's medical history has been remarkably
insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in
the past three days.

12. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia
for lunch.

13. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get
this lady pregnant.

14. Since she can't get pregnant with her husband,
I thought you might like to work her up.

15. She is numb from her toes down.

16. While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent
home.

17. The skin was moist and dry.

18. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

19. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

20. Rectal examination revealed a normal size
thyroid.

21. She stated that she had been constipated for
most of her life, until she got a divorce.

22. I saw your patient today, who is still under
our car for physical therapy.

23. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light
and accommodation.

24. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is
circus sized.

25. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

26. The patient was to have a bowel resection.
However, he took a job as a stock broker instead.

27. Skin: somewhat pale but present.

28. The pelvic exam will be done later on the
floor.

29. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank,
who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.

30. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.

31. Patient has two teenage children, but no other
abnormalities.

"The very fact that we remain alive is almost beyond our own control, for hunger makes us seek food and fear makes us seek refuge. Sensations of cold make us provide warmth, and other forces cause us to seek fellowship and to reproduce." - from Textbook of Medical Physiology, 9th ed. (Guyton and Hall, 1996)