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2012-02-21T08:58:00.001-05:00

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Cheers!

The Bachelor is coming to Canada..

2012-02-17T11:44:00.000-05:00

Hey Single Gals,

If your're not afraid to put yourself up for public ridicule and are willing to claw your way through 25 other women vying for one man's love you may want to consider applying for the The Bachelor Canada. Here are the dates and times for the open casting call.

VANCOUVER
Sunday, February 19
11:00 am – 8:00 pm: Open casting call – Loden Hotel, 1177 Melville Street, Vancouver, BC
CALGARY
Tuesday, February 21
11:00 am – 8:00 pm: Open casting call – Hyatt Regency Calgary, 700 Centre Street SW, Calgary, AB
WINNIPEG
Thursday, February 23
11:00 am – 8:00 pm: Open casting call – Fort Garry Hotel, 222 Broadway, Winnipeg, MB
TORONTO
Saturday, February 25
11:00 am – 8:00 pm: Open casting call – InterContinental Toronto Centre Hotel, 225 Front Street West, Toronto, ON
Sunday, February 26
10:00 – 2:00 pm – Open casting call – InterContinental Toronto Centre Hotel, 225 Front Street West, Toronto, ON
MONTREAL
Monday, February 27
11:00 am – 8:00 pm: Open casting call – Hyatt Regency Montreal, 1255 Jean-Mance, Montreal, QC
HALIFAX
Tuesday, February 28
12:30 pm – 8:00 pm: Open casting call – Halifax Marriott Harbourfront Hotel, 1919 Upper Water Street, Halifax, NS

If you decide to find the man of your dreams on live TV, please let us know how it goes.

Good Luck!

Win a Trip to New York!

2012-02-15T08:53:00.000-05:00

Hey Gals,

Did you know that research shows, when looking for a romantic partner, we are strongly attracted to an inviting, warm and loving smile. So why not brighten your smile and enter the “Who Makes You Smile” photo contest. The Grand prize is a chance to win a professional photo shoot, a teeth whitening session with our Top Dentist in New York City and $1000 spending money.

The contest goes from now until February 24th. In addition to the big NYC grand prize, there are daily prizes and chances to win teeth whitenings in selected local areas!

**Sorry to my Canadian Single Gal followers this contest is open to US residents only**

Valentine's Day....

2012-02-14T08:19:00.000-05:00

I asked Daisy what she though of Valentine's Day....this was her response and I agree.

David Beckham is physical perfection!

2012-02-07T09:08:00.000-05:00

Hey Ladies if you were busy watching the women's network and missed the Super Bowl on Sunday the highlight of the game was this commercial so enjoy!

Ten things I've learned so far in my life..

2012-01-19T14:05:00.000-05:00

I’ve been on this planet long enough to have learned a few things along the way.

IT is what IT is... Regardless of the situation, you have to except IT for what IT is and find a way to deal with IT.
Trust your gut...we all have instincts so become aware of yours because they will never steer you in the wrong direction. If something does not feel right... it isn’t right!
Speak your mind... If you hold it in you may never get a chance to say what you need to
If you’re not ready; You’re not ready! ... You will know when you’re ready to face your fears, move on or let go. However do not use “I’m not ready” as an excuse; you eventually have to deal with IT, whatever that IT may be.
Surround yourself with LOVE... Life is too short to waste on negative, miserable people. Make sure the people around you make your world a happier place.
Speak from the heart...If your words come from a place of love they can’t be wrong
Don’t be afraid of change... Life is always changing, embrace it because when it’s time for a change it’s going to come whether you want it or not.
Follow your dreams or passions...It’s better to have pursued your desires and failed, then never to have tried.
Take care of yourself with exercise and healthy food... It’s your best defence for good health.
Learn to love yourself... Love who you are flaws and all! This will lead to better life choices because you value yourself. Also we love the flaws in other people why not our own? Flaws are what make people lovable.

What are some of the things you have learned on your crazy life journey?

Bonus: Always make sure to pull your skirt down in the back if you’re wearing nylons. You do not want this to happen to you at your favourite pub, while walking by the cutest boy you ever laid eyes on.

Cheers!

Shit Single Girls Say..

2012-01-18T16:22:00.000-05:00

I absolutely love this!!! I'm afraid I that girl in the pink track pants on the sofa...I guess I just taken the first step and admitted that I have a problem.

He came...He went leaving behind a broken heart

2012-01-13T10:47:00.001-05:00

Recently my eight week whirlwind relationship has ended. It ended as unexpectedly as it started and I discovered that it is true what they say “What starts fast, ends fast”.

We met at a trade show; he was a chef preparing food behind our booth for another vendor at the show. So for three days we chatted and I began to notice that he went out of his way to talk to me, even washed my utensils. He mentioned that he was single and I still did not clue in that it was for my benefit. It was not until the last day of the show he said he was going to make apple pie. I mention that I like apple pie and asked if he would deliver it to me. Well by the end of the show he had my number. He called me a couple days later and set up a date in which he showed up with apple pie. I was hooked.

He was like no other, he was forward, honest and he said what he was feeling. It was very overwhelming and wonderful. I did not have a chance to over think the situation because before I know it he was calling me his girl. From the moment I first saw him I felt at ease and that feeling just grew the more we were together. I had a happy world before him but with him it became blissful. He said he wanted me to feel safe in his arms and I finally did.

In my blissful safe state I had no idea it was going to end. Last Friday he shows up at my door, he hugs me shaking then tells me he is taking a job out west. He said it was the hardest decision he has had to make because he said he has never felt like this about anyone before. He has to take the job because it is to further his career. He leaves me confused and heartbroken. I have not talked to him since that day, I have reached out but he will not contact me. I guess that hardest decision of his life was not that hard after all.

He was like a tornado tearing through my life by the time he passed through he left me standing alone in total devastation. After 5 days of people avoidance and lying around I’m finally back to being myself again thanks to my wonderful group of girlfriends. They were there for me in an instant, they let me cry, mope, then finally got me off my butt and back to the land of the living. They are my own personal disaster repair crew. I love them whole heartedly.

It’s hard to put yourself out there and it can hurt; man can it hurt but it has to be done because one day it will be right and there won’t be any hurt. The secret to moving on is creating a happy secure place of your own, this makes mending your broken heart that much easier.

If your heart is aching it will feel better, the ache eases every day. That feeling of not being able to breathe will pass and before you know it you will laugh again. Pat Benatar said it best “Love is a battlefield” so ladies keep battling because eventually it will only be you and your Knight in shining armour standing on the battlefield.

Hang in there!

This is so true!

2012-01-12T08:59:00.000-05:00

This makes me laugh I have made some of these comments and have heard my girlfriends say a few of these things as well. Every once in a while it is good to laugh at ourselves.

Do you remember your first kiss?

2011-11-25T11:55:00.000-05:00

**This was a writing assignment for a course I am taking, the teacher loved it so I thought I'd share**

I was eleven years old when I first kissed a boy. I knew before heading out that night to the community centre pool that I would get my first kiss. On the drive there my stomach was gurgling, one moment my skin was on fire and the next I’d have goose bumps. I wanted to scream “Dad turn around lets go home!’

I enter the centre to the overpowering aroma of chlorine which burned my eyes and hot grease that made me nauseous. Kids were running around splashing and screaming at each other. I see my friends but before I could run out of there the girls were beside me pushing me towards the stairwell, giggling and chanting “Nat’s going to kiss a boy!”

Winston was a cute brown haired green eyed boy whose voice squeaked when he said Hi. We stood facing each other not sure what to do next when the girls instruct us to put our faces together and kiss like they do on TV.

Winston leans in; when his lips first touch mine I get an electric shock and pull back. He hesitates for a moment then leans in again; he presses his lips gently against mine. They are soft and he tasted of Juicy Fruit gum. I can feel the heat rush through my body and I can hear the pounding of my heart. I pull away, say “thank you “and run off. That was the last time I saw Winston.

That was my first kiss. Do you remember yours?

Why do the bad ones always return?

2011-11-21T11:50:00.000-05:00

Hey Ladies,

Remember the guy I met at the bar in the summer who text messaged me to say he had a girlfriend but...

Well he has returned 5 months later with the following text message:

Nothing happened between us but a kiss and I would not have kissed him had I known about the girlfriend. I have no idea why he would think any girl would go for this and especially this girl because I have Self Esteem.

I feel sorry for his girlfriend because she is dating is a loser that looks for booty calls whenever she goes away. I hope she soon sees his real character and finds someone worthy because he certainly is NOT!!

I did not respond to this, there is no need. I just hope he finally gets it and deletes my number because I deleted his after his first text.

Good Luck out there Gals!

Did I just get dumped?

2011-11-16T12:04:00.001-05:00

Yesterday I took Daisy out for her puppy play date with a friend that lives in my building complex. I had met him during the summer while out walking Daisy; he too had just gotten a new puppy. We chatted a few times and one day he asked me out for coffee. I was not interested in him that way but said yes, thinking there really was no valid reason for me to say no. Well he made me pay for my coffee which ended any chance he may have had. We did however become friends; it was clear there was no interest on either part. I am just too much for his very particular ways and for me I was never interested.

It turns out he has recently met someone and informed me that it may not be a good idea for us to meet for puppy play dates, UH!? So I think I have been dumped, UH! This is what confuses me about the male species.

1) Absolutely nothing happened between us

2) It is obvious I am not interested in him because I’ve told him to grow a pair of balls

3) The only physical contact we have had was when I punch him in the shoulder and said ‘Dude you need to relax or your dog is going to become a pussy’

Clearly I was not trying to impress him at all for normally I am not so crass. Also my filter tends to break down every now and again so what I’m thinking just spills out but if I like you I have a little more control... a little.

So does he think I like him? Is that why he is concerned about our pups playing together? I’m so confused because to me it is no big deal, and why not bring the girlfriend along?

This has happened to me before with someone that I went on 4 dates with but we did not even kiss because I apparently made him too nervous. I had not talked or seen him in over a year but ran into at a concert and gave him a hug and asked how’s life. He pulled back and got all freaked out, later I find out he had a girlfriend. I hugged him as a friendly gesture since nothing happened between there were no hard feelings, it wasn’t a sign that I wanted him or did he think it was? A couple of months after that awkward encounter (on his part), he messages me on Facebook to see if I was interested in NSA (no strings attached) sex. So he didn’t have the balls to try and kiss me but now he is in a relationship looking for NSA sex, I told him NO I am more than NSA and that he is out of line and will be deleted.

Lucky for Daisy she has another puppy to play with and this pup’s owner is a foot shorter than myself so CLEARLY he must know that we are just puppy play date friends, right? Or will he dump me as well when he finds a girlfriend?( I assume he doesn’t have a girlfriend because he lives with his mother.)

If anyone can enlighten me as to why these two behaved that way I would be forever grateful.

Cheers!

How I kept the peace between two countries...

2011-11-10T13:52:00.001-05:00

In June I received a text from Queen B... ‘Flights to Hawaii $600.00 are you in?’ my response ‘Hell YES, when?’ So come October 8^th we were hitting the friendly skies with our freshly waxed bits and pieces, painted toes, cellular travel plan, and a big bottle of Advil.

We spent 9 glorious days traveling the islands of Hawaii. Our vacation started off with a 2 night stay in Honolulu, 4 days on the Big Island , 2 days in Maui and our last night was back in Honolulu. We sang karaoke, partied with the locals, zipped lined over waterfalls, walked through Volcano’s, drove a kick ass jeep and survived the Hana Hwy. My only disappointment was I didn’t get a Lei, I was seriously hoping that when we landed in Maui that we would be greeted by big buff Hawaiian hotties in their floral wraps ready to place the Lei around our necks. I have to assume that getting a Lei when you land in Hawaii is just TV show propaganda; because if you want one you have to pay $5 and you can get one out of a vending machine. I don’t know about you but this Gal is not going to pay to get a Lei...Snap!

Before we left Toronto that we had decided that we were going to party it up our last night. Off to the pub we go, Queen B with the determination of getting us a Lei before we leave and me with the unbeknownst mission of keeping the peace between two countries.

While at the pub Queen B is entertaining the troops with her stolen Lei (yes she got one!); in walks the Australian Outback, Holla! My first thought was ‘How does a Gal get his attention’ and my second thought was ‘why didn’t I workout while on vacation’. I won’t bore you with details but I got the Hunky Aussie’s attention and somewhere between my professed love of Mad Max and my favourite song being Black by Pearl Jam the Hunky Aussie invited me up to his room. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I so wanted to go with him, but my first impulse was to say no because that stupid little voice was saying excuse me don’t you remember that you’ve been drinking, eating fried food and haven’t worked out in two weeks, what are you thinking? Lucky for me I have mastered the art of silencing that little voice and ran to the bathroom to text my closest gal pals at home that I was invited up to a Hot Aussie’s room. Single Chick was the first to respond ‘Do It!!! Oh and get a picture...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE’

Needless to say I ended up in the Hunky Aussie room and later he ended up in mine. I didn’t feel self conscious nor did that little voice come back to taunt me. I’m not one for divulging the dirty details but let’s just say the view from the 30^th floor suite of the Hilton is so much better bent over the railing.

My selfless act of porn star debauchery has now created a bond between two countries. Not only was I able to knock Hawaii of my life list but I also went International. I tackled the Australian Outback and managed only to get a few bruises and a sprained foot. Be warned Gals if you haven’t had any sexcapades in a while your coordination may be off. Thank you Australia for making this Canadian girl feel oh so special and I am going to hold you to your promise of making it up to me for the sprained foot.

In case you’re wondering what Queen B was up to while I was keeping the peace between nations. Let’s just say she showed up at our room the next morning with her hair all amuck and two coffee’s in her hands. Now you know you have a good friend when she is willing to do that walk of shame through Starbucks and the hotel lobby just to bring you a much needed morning cup of Joe.

So Gals ask yourself ...What have you done for your country lately?

MA-HOLA!

Text dating...

2011-11-10T04:37:00.003-05:00

There is now a website for singles to meet other singles through text messaging call Text Dating. The thing I hate most in the dating world today is the text message and now you can go online look at pics of singles and text them. Why would any half sane person want to meet someone that way?

Check out this guy’s profile...

I'm just an intelligent guy with a great sense of humor. I'm someone who you'd be proud to take home to mom (mom will love me more than you do, I bet). I'm just a good person, looking for a good woman. I am someone who cherishes a good warm relationship. A relationship that goes beyond the physical, and looks into the soul. The kind that makes you feel alive, and glad to be part of something so wonderful. Am I right for you? Who knows? Can't be right for everyone, but if you want to feel wanted while giving the same in return, contact me. If you want to smile, to laugh, to just feel good about life itself, talk to me.

This 31 year old single male wants to find a meaningful relationship with someone over text messaging. How does one create a relationship that makes you feel alive and glad to be part of something wonderful by texting? Dude FYI saying that my mom will love you more that I do is disturbing on so many levels.

Is this what I am to expect from this site:

Maybe it’s me? Maybe I am the insane person because I refuse to conform to the online world of dating. Am I the last of a dying breed because I believe people can get to know each other by talking face to face? No this must be the new way of dating for the 20 year olds that don’t know any better, but then I see a pic of some cute old fella that resembles my dad. Dad? Please say it ain’t so? When did you learn to text!?

TTYL

Happy Movember!

2011-11-09T09:57:00.000-05:00

This morning I was waiting in line at Tim’s Horton’s for my morning cup of liquid gold when I noticed three different guys sporting 70’s porn star moustaches.

Then walking to my office I see more moustaches! What’s going on here? Did I miss the memo, are the 70’s coming back? Does this mean I don’t have to get waxed ever again? By the time I get to the office it dawns on me that it’s Movember! These brave men are out there looking like possible pedophiles and 70’s porn stars to help raise awareness for Prostate Cancer, the number one male cancer.

Ladies if your man is supporting the cause give him lots of love. I think it’s great to see men participating in raising awareness for health or any issues that need to be talked about. For all you guys willing to look quite ridiculous with your cheesy moustaches KUDOS to you! Since you look like a 70’s porn star here’s hoping your good efforts get you a little porn star lovin’ from the woman supporting your cause this month.

Happy Movember!

Answers to what all Single Gals want to know....

2011-10-27T21:06:00.001-04:00

Currently I am at a lost for blog content, since I do not have an active dating life I needed something to write about. This prompted me to send an e-mail to my closest gal pals for topic suggestions and here is what they sent me:

1) The biggest challenge for single women in today's dating world... that’s easy TECHNOLOGY!!!!

2) Online dating.. BLOWS!! That being said I have tried it and I did blog about it, it was more of an experiment really just to prove to myself that yes it BLOWS!

3) New ways to meet men...This one made me giggle because if I had the answer to this I’d be dating.

4) How to meet men...Once again more giggling, however ladies if any of you have suggestions please send them my way so I can share with all the other Single Gals out there.

5) Quick ways to a man's heart – A Shotgun??? Oh wait we are talking love here, I stick by my first answer a shot gun can work wonders.

I guess I am still at a loss for content so if you have any suggestions please send them my way.

Cheers!

The Single Gals vacation tips:

2011-10-08T10:34:00.002-04:00

We have polled our panel of single ladies as to what they do to prepare for vacation so here are the top 10 things we ladies should check off our list:

1) Get make sure to remove all excess or unwanted hair below the waist or wherever you have stray hairs running amuck. Gals you do not want to be worried about shaving your legs daily. Take care of that before you leave, you’ll be glad you did.

2) Get a pedicure especially if you are going somewhere tropical. You do not want your knarely winter toes poking out of your cute sling backs.

3) Bring condoms, ladies you have to be prepared for all things... even a chance at a HOT fling.

4) Pack your matching panties and bras sets, just in case you need to use tip #3.

5) Get a travel plan for your cell phone. Just a basic text messaging plan will suffice just in case you get separated from the gal pal that you are traveling with. This way you can text his hotel room #. You always have to make sure that your gal pal is safe.

6) Pack one pair of sexy heels, your favourite dress and make sure you have one glam night while away, this more than likely result in having to use your data plan.

7) Get a manicure... if your toes are going to be pretty so should your hands.

8) Make sure to pack a bathing suit, flip flops, change of gitch and a sundress in your carry-on just in case you and your luggage get separated.

9) Bring Gravol and Advil, you party girls know this is a must!

10) Make sure your passport is up to date.

Now you are set for the vacation! Grab your luggage, your traveling gal pal and hit the friendly skies. Wherever your Single Gal travels take you, have fun, be safe and be your fabulous selves and let the world unfold.

Happy Travels,

'Magic Mike' a movie for the ladies

2011-08-19T10:57:00.002-04:00

Did you know that Channing Tatum was a stripper? Seriously just the thought can give a girl serious lady wood.

Not only was he a stripper but now Steven Soderbergh is making a movie based on Channing's stripper days called 'Magic Mike' . This movie is sure to fulfill every gals fantasy because the cast is stellar. So far we have
Joe Manganiello,

Matthew McConaughey

Matt Bomer

Alex Pettyfer

Now this is definitely a movie that MUST be seen on the big screen.

Rule #98 ...Stalker jokes never a good idea

2011-08-15T10:37:00.000-04:00

Several years ago I was having drinks at a pub with a girlfriend and friends of friends, whom I'd never met. This included a small group of fellas. We were all standing around, chatting and laughing. One guy that I thought was cute was telling a story (I completely forget about what) and mentioned it had taken place in his condo. Thinking I was super witty (and perhaps it went along with his story?) I said something along the lines of "funny I didn't see that when I was watching with my binoculars". Insert laugh here. No, he didn't laugh- he actually looked at me like I might be crazy and was a bit taken back. Embarrassing! Clearly I had no idea where this guy lived or even his last name, but that ensured that I would never have an opportunity to find out! - Commado Barbie

WARNING: Telling guys that you have spied on them may seem funny to us, but men have such big ego's they believe such lines and therefore deem you as crazy stalker girl.

Rule #99... Don't reveal to much to soon

2011-07-19T10:15:00.002-04:00

This refers to what you share about yourself on a first date. Remember even if you think it is going well and you feel comfortable you still need to keep some things about yourself to yourself; until this person gets to know you better.

Date: "I've recently gotten into reading biographies; I tend to go through different phases as to what I like to read"

Me: "Same here. I once went through a Serial Killer phase; I think I read every book out there at the time"

Date: "That's a interesting phase, I can't say I have ever gone through that one" (Date shifts in his seat and is now looking at me a little differently)

Me: (Realizes that he probably thinks I have a room covered in plastic sheets. Maybe I should reassure him that I don't have a room covered in plastic because my cat will eat the plastic sheets)

WARNING: What seems perfectly normal to you may be a little off putting to others. However had he taken the time to ask why I had such a phase I would have told him that I was fascinated with the mind. I wanted to know what made some people evil and others not. I still love to know what makes people tick, why they do what they do including myself.

Rule #100 ...Do not tell hot dudes to smell your arm pit

2011-07-15T09:25:00.001-04:00

Hot Trainer at the gym: " Are you sure you just did the spin class ?" (referring to may oh so fresh appearance)

Me: "Yes" (than I lift up my arm and say) "Stick your head under here"

Gym receptionist cracks up

Me: (Realizes I just told a hot dude to stick his head into my sweaty arm pit)

WARNING: Sweaty pits are not attractive nor seductive

Rule # 101 ... Do not shove cute dudes into walls

2011-07-14T08:36:00.003-04:00

Cute guy in the elevator: "So what do you think they are working on in that area?(referring to the strange underground project in our building)

Me: (shoves him into the elevator wall ala Elaine Benes style and exclaims) " I know! I been wondering about that"

Cute guy: "yeah it's strange" (then he moves as far away from me as he can)

Me: (realizes I shoved a cute guy into a wall )

WARNING: Ladies this is the equivalent to poking him in the eye and giggling

What happens in Paris, gets written about on blogs….

2011-07-08T09:22:00.002-04:00

So ladies, I know it’s been a while and I apologize for my lack of blogs but I’m here once again and the wait (I believe) is worth it …so I returned from Paris mid-June and had one of the most surreal experiences….I have to think that maybe all these years stating that I want true honesty from men (translation, if you want me just for sex say so and don’t pretend you want more) is a load of crap but then again maybe you hear the truth and you think to yourself someone is playing a cruel joke on me….

This is what happened….I left my friends and went on my own to buy a perfume I love. The shop is located near the Four Seasons off of George V which is part of the tri-fecta of streets that make up an exclusive shopping Mecca in Paris. So I was heading back to the Metro and was just approaching a corner and I see this handsome, tall, very well dressed gentlemen, looking my way. Considering I had my hair in a ponytail, was wearing a light sweater, a scarf and jeans I didn’t think he was looking at me but it was Paris so it was not an impossibility and even if he was looking no big deal. So I’m approaching the corner (right in front of Jean-Paul Gaultier) and he starts speaking to me in French, since my French isn’t the best and I was kind of in my own world, I told him “Je ne parle pas francais”. He then does a 360 and goes into perfect English, he asks me if I’m married, which I reply, “No”, he goes on to say “Hi, I’m Michael, what is your name”….as I’m about to respond he states in normal, everyday conversation “I would like to have sex with you”….Now I’m all for forward people who get to the point but I had to really think about this one 1. Did I hear him correctly….confirmed….2. Is there a French TV crew behind me waiting to jump up and say “C’est drole” or something to this effect…..I turn around and look behind and nothing….So I start laughing and tell him “I am good, thanks”….as I’m walking away he tells me to come back but all I could do was shake my head and laugh to myself….I was also thinking is this is my life in a nutshell…I see a handsome, tall stranger at a corner who tells me he wants to have sex with me and what do I do but walk away.

I have to say I was very flattered in some weird twisted way as this guy has balls and he did look cute but I guess the honesty I so desired didn’t exactly make me feel secure and in control which is what I think I was looking for…I have always heard the saying “be careful what you wish for” and now I’m hoping my other wishes aren’t in limbo because one of them did come true….

I am also kind of kicking myself because a part of me wishes that I said yes, even if it was to just see what happened…but you have to let go of the what ifs and realize that it wasn’t meant to be.

What I do know now is that if I get approached by another handsome man at a corner I may have to take him up on the offer….with that said if he had asked me for coffee or a drink I probably would have slept with him…Weird how things work out, I got what I wanted and turned it away, he didn’t get what he wanted and if he presented things another way he probably would have…

Queen B

Horrible Bosses

2011-07-07T13:56:00.002-04:00

I have not seen the movie Horrible Bosses yet but the movie trailers kill me, they make me laugh because you think that would never happen; that no boss is that bad! Sadly life is always stranger than fiction. I had worked for a big corporation and I just could not handle the politics and the stupid way they would spend money to waste our time on corporate etiquette training. For example you could not call women ‘Girls’ because that may offend someone, seriously? If some woman is offended because I referred to my group of friends as ‘girls’ then she is twat! Needless to say I learned nothing from those training sessions.

I left big a corporation for a smaller company in which political correctness does not exist. My boss, whom we call Hef because he is currently is dating someone half his age and sends his Viagra prescription refill requests on the company fax machine. Hef will adjust the boys on a regular basis. Once while talking to my co-worker he grabs the crotch of his pants and says "I think these jeans may be done".

Recently my co-worker while looking for a file in Hef’s office found pair of his Polo underwear in the top drawer of his credenza. This is what life is like in my small office.

Cheers!

Here's a taste of what is out there ladies...

2011-07-06T14:15:00.000-04:00

This past weekend I had met a guy at the bar, I know when will I ever learn. Anyway he took my number and texted me the next afternoon. Here is his text:

Needless to say I am not interested. I swear I am a magnet for the dysfunctional. Oh well on to the next!