Single White Female Seeks Sexy Time

2011-11-16T12:21:00.003-08:00

Pippa Middleton Tries to Impress Prince Harry

Yep, it's that time again. Time to check in with the younger Middleton sister whose topless antics have gathered media attention worldwide. It seems Pippa has been at it again, only this time she supposedly went topless to impress Prince Harry who is still rather enamoured with his old squeeze, Chelsea Davy. Alas, Pippa seems the determined sort.

PIPPA UNVEILS HER ROYAL BOOBS

You've got to admire her tenacity. It seems one "innocent" boob grab wasn't enough for the feisty socialite:

PRINCE HARRY MAKES A GRAB FOR PIPPA'S GIRLS

Watch this space to see whether Pippa wins her man.

2011-11-16T12:21:00.001-08:00

Harry Potter Pick-Up Lines

With the upcoming release of the final Harry Potter film, I thought I'd bring a little fun to the table. Have you ever wondered how Harry Potter manages to pull so many gorgeous girls? Well, here's how: he has a killer compilation of pick-up lines. Yes, you read correctly. Despite his pale complexion, less-than-built body and wonderful nerdy glasses, Harry is a connoisseur of women. Here's how he does it...

http://authspot.com/quotes/harry-potter-and-the-deathly-hallows-part-two-pick-up-lines/

Guaranteed to help you pull on a night out!

2011-11-16T12:20:00.005-08:00

The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo Trailer - Daniel Craig & Rooney Mara

So it seems the teaser trailer for the upcoming movie The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo has been leaked online. Oh, my GAHD! You better believe I brought you folks the goods...

http://cinemaroll.com/cinemarolling/the-girl-with-the-dragon-tattoo-trailer-leaked-on-youtube/

Click for this exclusive!

2011-11-16T12:20:00.003-08:00

My Best Friend Kissed Me & We’re Both Girls

A dilemma many girls face: is it cheating if I, a girl, kiss my best friend, also a girl?

What's the verdict, folks? Is this considered cheating if your boyfriend or your friend's boyfriend isn't bothered by it?

I make out with my best friend

Do you like to kiss yours?

2011-11-16T12:20:00.001-08:00

Prince Harry, Royal Crotch-grabber Strikes Again!

HRH Prince Harry likes a good crotch grab while out in public almost as much as he loves staring at Pippa Middleton's bottom. Where and when will the royal crotch-grabber strike next?

Prince Harry eyes Pippa's bum and grabs his crotch!

I wouldn't mind being on the end of one his crotch grabs. Please be gentle, Harry.

2011-11-16T12:19:00.005-08:00

Cambridge Students Flash the Locals

It appears the students at Cambridge university have found a fun way to burn off some steam while revising for their exams. A secret society of flashers has been exposed by a former member who was thrown out because she could not bear to part with her underwear. Now that's a society that I would want to join if I were a student there.

Cambridge students ditch their underwear

2011-11-16T12:19:00.003-08:00

Pippa Middleton = Rear of the Year

Prince Harry wasn't the only one who fell head over heels in love with Pippa Middleton's bottom during the royal wedding. My friend Tom still talks about how perfect Miss Middleton's derriere looked in that slinky bridesmaid dress. Apparently tennis and swimming is to thank for her perfect behind. I've already signed up for tennis lessons. I wonder how long it'll be until my bottom can cause such a sensation as Pippa's has. Until then, I'll stick to blogging about my bum inspiration, or should I call her my bumspiration?

Pippa Middleton should be given the royal title of HRH Rear of the Year

Click on the link above.

2011-11-16T12:19:00.001-08:00

"Macho Man" Randy Savage Has Died

My older brother's favourite pro wrestler when we were kids has passed away from a heart attack. My big bro is in mourning for his icon...

http://quazen.com/news/macho-man-randy-savage-dies/

2011-11-16T12:18:00.001-08:00

Osama Bin Laden's Porn Stash

It seems Osama bin Laden was busy doing more than just planning terrror attacks on the United States and Europe. It seems he was also slowly gathering a rather impressive collection of pornography. Many believe he enjoyed viewing the sordid X-rated content. Really what he was doing was researching methods of hiding subliminal messages in blue movies to convert non-extremist Muslim followers into joining up for his cause.

Osama picks his favourite blue movie

Bin Laden had a secret porn stash but no internet. Do you think he had a rider like celebrities do when they go on tour? So when he arrived at the compound, everything was there. His probably included bedding and an extensive porn collection. Elton John should learn to downsize like Binny.

2011-11-16T12:17:00.002-08:00

Why Do I Have Such Big Boobs?

Big boobs have their pros and cons. I enjoy filling out clothes and showing some sexy cleavage, but the stares they receive can make me feel a little uncomfortable at times. I love it when men stare at them, but when a woman gives me an angry look because her husband can't tear his eyes away, it's not so fun.

What do you think? Are big boobs an advantage or a nuisance? Have a look here and decide...

MY BOOBS LIKE THE ATTENTION!!!

2011-11-16T12:17:00.000-08:00

To Flash or Not to Flash?

This is one for the working class to ponder... To flash or not to flash? I say flash. It makes the working day go by so much faster. But one dilemma a fellow flasher must face is the decision of which body part to flash. For a female such as myself, it's an easy decision. And it feels liberating.

MY FLASHING ESCAPADES!!!

I believe a woman who is confident enough to flash her co-workers just to cheer them up is both selfless and sexy. Who agrees with me?

2011-11-16T12:16:00.000-08:00

Prince Harry and Pippa Middleton Spotted Together

The sexy bad-boy royal and future Queen's rebel little sister were caught downing shots and engaging in some drunken groping. One thing's for sure. If these two ever marry, I'll be queuing outside Buckingham Palace to watch these two snog inappropriately on the balcony.

CHECK IT OUT FOR YOURSELF!