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Police: Maryland Cop Lamin Manneh 'Making Ends Meet' by Pimping Out Wife

noreply@blogger.com (Sinister Ceo) — Fri, 17 May 2013 22:10:00 +0000

Baltimore, Maryland

It looks like one Baltimore police officer found a way to keep up with the rising cost of living, by simply finding something reusable around his house – his wife.

Police arrested a fellow cop, 31-year-old Lamin Manneh, for pimping out his wife after a human trafficking task force found him outside a hotel room where the woman had agreed to have sex for cash with an undercover officer.

The child recovery task force was working a proactive investigation into human trafficking when they came across a "young-looking female" advertised as an escort on a website, police said. Officers arranged to meet the female at a hotel near BWI airport, court records show.

Inside the hotel room, an undercover police officer met Marissa Braun-Manneh. After she agreed to have sex for $100, police placed her under arrest.

She said that her husband, Lamin Manneh, was waiting outside in a car, and that she gives him her money and he drives her from "date-to-date," according to court records. She also said that he posts the online ads using his credit card. Police said Manneh admitted to his role in an interview with detectives.

Elena Russo, a state police spokeswoman, said both husband and wife were charged because they appeared to be "working as a team."

Manneh, who lives in the 2400 block of Marbourne Avenue in Baltimore, is an officer assigned to the Baltimore Police Department's Eastern District. State police said he was suspended without pay and that the city police internal affairs would investigate.

"This allegation is a disgrace and embarrassment to every member -- both current and retired -- who serve with the Baltimore Police Department," Baltimore's Deputy Police Commissioner Jerry Rodriguez said in a statement. "We expect every member of this department to hold themselves to the highest professional standards. Our colleagues and our community deserve nothing less."

Manneh was charged in Anne Arundel County District Court with one count each of human trafficking and prostitution, and was released on his own recognizance by a District Court commissioner, records show. Braun was charged with one count of prostitution and also released on her own recognizance.

Marissa Braun-Manneh Facebook

Washington Mom Tennyson Salopek Jacobsen Became a Hero on Mother’s Day by Saving Family from Home Invader

noreply@blogger.com (Sinister Ceo) — Thu, 16 May 2013 16:34:00 +0000

North Bend, Washington

Kudos should go out to cross-fit trainer Tennyson Salopek Jacobsen, a wife and mother, after she took control during a home invasion on Mother’s Day and saved her family.She has it all, looks, a nice family and she can kick ass!

Police say Jacobsen fatally stabbed a home invader early Monday morning as the man grappled with her firefighter husband.

Jacobsen had been robbed the previous day and police believe the intruder was the same man – hell-bent on making a return visit. The intruder entered the home around 1:40 a.m., according to the King County Sheriff’s Department. That, according to investigators, is when Jacobson took action, grabbed a knife and fatally stabbed the man.

The suspect -- believed to be in his 30s or 40s -- awoke the couple's dogs when he broke in. Jacobson's husband, Kyle, went to check on the noise when he found a man standing in his hallway.

During the previous robbery, the intruder apparently grabbed the woman by her pony tail, swung her around, robbed her, and then either slapped or punched her in the face.

The couple has an infant daughter who was also in the house.

No charges have been brought against the couple.

North Bend is located approximately 30 miles east of Seattle.

Detectives do not believe the couple knows the intruder.

Jacobsen happens to be a cross-fit trainer in the area.

Thank God the Jodi Arias Murder Trial is Over: Vagina Photos and All!

noreply@blogger.com (Sinister Ceo) — Sat, 11 May 2013 03:15:00 +0000

Jodi Arias (L) Convicted of killing Travis Alexander (R)

Phoenix, Arizona

I don’t know about you, but I am glad the Jodi Arias trial is over. We didn’t talk about it here because, after all, who else wasn’t talking about it. And honestly, I couldn’t care less about the outcome.

In the event, however, you haven’t heard, the 32-year-old photographer was convicted of shooting her lover, Travis Alexander, in the face, stabbing him 27 times and slitting his throat from ear to ear in the shower of his Mesa, Ariz., apartment.

There were a number of interesting things that came out during the trial. For example, there was the discovery that candy was often used in the bedroom between Arias and Travis Alexander – specifically Tootsie Rolls. Let’s not forget that Arias admitted to receiving facials from Alexander during oral sex.

"Sometimes it hurt if it got in my eyes," she said. Hey, if that's not abuse, I don't know what is.

Maybe, it was the anal sex. Jodi Arias didn’t seem to care for it much. She reportedly revealed that Alexander didn’t pull-out the proper lube – but simply tried to rely on his own, man-made spit to get the job done. Either way, she wasn’t a fan, calling it painful. And that alone may have led to her pulling out the gun and knife used against Alexander.

The photos were graphic, especially the results of the alleged knife attack by Arias.

And as we all know, any good trial has to have a vagina photo or two – and yes, jurors got to catch a glimpse of Jodi’s meat curtains.

Maybe best of all, is the fact that Nancy Grace will be able to shut it….well, until the next case comes along. It was a nice thought though, right?

So, there you have it, Sinister’s rundown of the really important events of the Jodi Arias murder trial – facials, Tootsie Rolls, anal sex and.........vagina photos.

You’re welcome.

Florida Mega-Church Pastor David Loveless is Not Loveless After All, as Details of Extra-Marital Affair Surface

noreply@blogger.com (Sinister Ceo) — Sat, 11 May 2013 01:28:00 +0000

Orlando, Florida

This story is not about any crime…wait, I am wrong about that, I suppose it may be a crime against God? Anyway, I think it is important to provide any available evidence that tends to demonstrate that men of the cloth, are seldom worthy of such titles.

The latest good Christian to face one of God’s tests is Florida Pastor David Loveless, lead honcho at the Discovery Church. Loveless, aside from having a funny name, has been considered one of the “top 20 Christian leaders in the US to watch.” Well guess what? We’re all watching now, douchebag!

After 33 years of marriage and a little “romp in the holy hay” with another woman, Loveless has resigned from the Discovery Church in Orlando after admitting to having an affair..

Loveless is the third pastor of a major Orlando-area church to resign within the past six-months because of an affair.

The resignation was announced to the congregation of the Orlando megachurch on Saturday and Sunday.

A statement by Discovery Church elders said Loveless, who founded the 4,000-member church in south Orlando 17 years ago, was being replaced on an interim basis by Director of Ministry Don Cousins.

"While David indicates that the relationship [with another woman] was ended approximately three years ago, we were only made aware of it when he informed us in recent days," the statement said. "David offered his resignation and the elders prayerfully and unanimously accepted it."

Loveless, 58, and his wife, Caron, have been married 33 years. They have three sons and three grandchildren.
From his Blog:

David Loveless’ life motto of “daily discovering more of the life of Jesus than what I had yesterday,” summarizes him best. He is a husband, father, and leader who is extremely passionate about helping other people and churches discover every aspect of their relationship with Christ. David has also served as a speaker, consultant and coach to numerous church and business leaders. He regularly conducts leadership conferences in various parts of the US and in other countries. He considers his family to be his greatest asset. He and Caron have been married for over 37 years and have 3 married sons and 7 grandchildren, but he still likes to claim he doesn’t look old enough to be a G-daddy.

Texas Teacher Tina Quiser Arrested for ‘Getting Down’ With Her Student

noreply@blogger.com (Sinister Ceo) — Sat, 11 May 2013 00:59:00 +0000

Coldspring, Texas

Another teacher down in the lone star state is in trouble for inappropriately “fiddling” with a student.

Tina Quiser, also known as Tina Marie Quiser, was arrested Wednesday following an investigation by the Coldspring-Oakhurst ISD police department. The investigation led police to charge her with improper relationship between an educator and a student.

”After a comprehensive and thorough investigation, an arrest warrant was issued for Tina Quiser and she was taken into custody,” said Chief R. Joseph.

The male student she was accused of being involved with has since graduated (in more ways than one).

Texas Sheriff Offers Sex Advice to Offshore Tech Conference Attendees: ‘Think Before You Drill’

noreply@blogger.com (Sinister Ceo) — Tue, 07 May 2013 06:45:00 +0000

Harris County, Texas Sheriff Adrian Garcia warns of hazardous drilling

Houston, Texas

Tens of thousands of people from all over the world are in Houston this week for the 2013 Offshore Technology Conference, otherwise known as the OTC.

And when a large group of men and women get together to talk about drilling and lubrication, we all know how things can get out of hand. However, my dear travelers, before the drilling begins, Harris County Sheriff Adrian Garcia has a message:

The sheriff's goal is to remind you that buying and selling sex is illegal.

"Whether you solicit online or on the streets, you are going to be caught," Garcia said.

Authorities say that the business of sex generally spikes during the annual oil and gas conference.

A quick check of Craigslist shows several ads from men who say they're in town for the conference and looking for a good time.

Over on Backpage.com, another site known for sex ads, reveals similar results, like the following:

For some reason, in spite of the warnings, I wonder how many mugshots I will be able to find by week's end? Just remember, with all of the other violent crimes apparently under control in Houston, the good sheriff will be watching you.

"If you are going to go out and buy sex, you will be arrested, gain a criminal record and you could possibly lose your family and job."

A spokesperson for OTC would not comment on this issue, saying only that it is not in their "domain."

Arizona Boozer Colleen Fellin Has Balls: Arrested for Allegedly Squeezing Cop’s Testicles

noreply@blogger.com (Sinister Ceo) — Mon, 06 May 2013 17:31:00 +0000

Phoenix, Arizona

Colleen Fellin is a girl that knows just how to “take the law into her own hands.” Well, that is when you consider the Aggravated Assault charges she is facing after grabbing a handful of cop nuts.

According to court documents, Fellin, 30, was standing in the middle of Indian School Road near 20th Avenue around 4 p.m. last Friday, throwing stuff around, blocking traffic and really just acting like a fucknut.

One passerby, a gentleman, flagged down an officer and said that Fellin had kicked his truck and damaged it

A fully uniformed Phoenix police officer went to arrest Fellin on suspicion of disorderly conduct and criminal damage, but she tried to pull her wrist away when the officer grabbed it.

According to the documents, the officer pulled back on her wrist, and as he pulled her closer, Fellin grabbed the officer by the scrotum and squeezed, "causing him pain."

Fellin was then placed on the ground, at which she tried to bite the officer's wrist, the documents state.

The arresting officer, in addition to the squeezed grapes, also received multiple scratches on his arm during the arrest, and court documents note that Fellin has prior charges and convictions for resisting arrest.

Texas Teacher Nikki Scherwitz Likes ‘Em Young: Jailed for Sexual Relationship With 16-Year-Old Student

noreply@blogger.com (Sinister Ceo) — Fri, 03 May 2013 04:03:00 +0000

Houston, Texas

Well, what do you know, it seems another teacher got all “hot in the crotch” over one of her students. That teacher is a 25-year-old Brazosport ISD teacher, now unemployed and the star of a shiny, new mugshot photo.

Nikki Scherwitz was charged with sexual assault of a child and improper relationship with a student. She was a 10th grade English teacher at Brazosport High School for about nine months.

And let me just tell you, I have known a few Nikkis in my day. And when you need a good lickie, you can always count on a girl named Nikki.

According to authorities, the victim is a 16-year-old 10th grader. The sexual relationship had apparently been going on for weeks.

Police were tipped off after Scherwitz allegedly showed up to an after-prom party on April 20 at a student’s house.

“She was wearing no shoes when she showed up…like a cut up, cut off shirt and everything,” said one student.

"I believe one of the students told her it wasn't right for her to be there and asked her to leave, said Lt. Raymond Garivey with the Freeport Police Department. “We have information that she was consuming alcohol."

BISD officials launched an investigation after they received a report of misconduct on April 22 involving Scherwitz. She turned in her resignation the same day she was approached about the matter, before the investigation was complete.

The case was then handed over to the Freeport Police Department who moved forward with filing charges.

Scherwitz is currently out on a $50,000 bond.

Scherwitz and her husband had separated before the relationship with the teen began. Police said the couple’s son is staying with his father.

Virginia High School Teacher Cara Alexander Wore It Out: Arrested for Sending Naughty Photos and Having Sex with Student Over 20 Times

noreply@blogger.com (Sinister Ceo) — Thu, 02 May 2013 01:43:00 +0000

Newport News, Virginia

Well, half-way into the week, we hear of another naughty school teacher accused of having a sexual relationship with a student.

Police have arrested a 27-year-old English teacher at Woodside High School, Cara Alexander, following an investigation into allegations made by the parents of a 17-year-old student. It seems the boy’s parents found nude photos of the teacher on their son's phone last Tuesday.

According to court documents, the student admitted to police that he had had sex with the teacher more than 20 times since last summer. The documents state that Alexander initiated contact with the student by giving him her cell phone number.

Alexander has taught ninth-grade English at Woodside since 2010 and was a substitute teacher before then. The school let Alexander go from her position following the accusations and has recommended that her state teaching license be revoked.

Right now, according to Newport News police, Alexander faces 13 felony charges, including six counts of using a communications system to facilitate offenses involving children, six counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor and one count of taking indecent liberties with a minor.

Texas Middle School Principal Accused of Child Abuse after Fracturing Child's Tail Bone with Paddle

noreply@blogger.com (Sinister Ceo) — Tue, 30 Apr 2013 17:42:00 +0000

Dayton, Texas

Down in Dayton, Texas, a middle school principal went all swing-happy with a paddle, causing severe injuries to a child.

Dalton Day, a 6th grader at Nottingham Middle School in Dayton was treated for a dislocated tailbone and severe bruising. Dalton Day's parents said his injuries are the result of being hit with a paddle at school.

"I'm devastated," said Lisa Day, the boy's mother. "He pulled his pants down and what I saw was the paddle board across his bottom."

Photographs clearly reveal the outline of the paddle, along with severe bruising. There was even blood involved. Upon further medical evaluation, x-rays reveal that the boy’s tail bone was dislocated.

The mother gave permission for the paddling to the principal, after receiving a call about her son misbehaving in class. However, Day says she never expected this type of excessive abuse.

According to the victim, as he looked back before the paddling, the principal was standing in a baseball stance and swung with both hands.

The paddle used in the abuse was made out of wood, about an inch think and 18 inches long. It was allegedly wrapped in blue electrical tape.

The family filed a report with the Harris County Precinct 3 Constable's Office because they provide security for the school. The Texas Department of Family and Protective Services is also investigating.

The Dayton ISD issued the following statement:

"Dayton ISD is doing an investigation into a parent's report about their 6th grade student receiving corporal punishment at school. They allege that the pops were excessive in nature and that their child was injured. As soon as the investigation is complete, more information will be available."

According to the school's website, the principal is Jeff Nations.

Nottingham Middle School - Grade 6 Principal: Jeff Nations 302 South Cleveland Dayton, TX 77535 Phone: 936.257.4100 Fax:936.257.4110

Florida Foot Freak Reginald Cruz Has a Fondness for 10-Year-Old’s Ten Little Piggies

noreply@blogger.com (Sinister Ceo) — Sat, 27 Apr 2013 03:30:00 +0000

Polk County, Florida

You know, it is not uncommon these days to hear rumors and stories about guys and their foot fetishes. Take, for example, New York Jets coach Rex Ryan. Then, there are the Quentin Tarantino movies, always guaranteed to have a foot or two in them. Just recently, actor Bradley Cooper was dumped by model Laura Simpson because of his alleged fondness for her feet. He even sent her text messages requesting her to send photos of her feet. Hell, in this case, I think we all might take a dive for the nail polish.

But then, there are the ones that take it too far. You know, the pedo-pervy douchebags. And when it comes to sick foot-fetish fucks, this guy wins the super award for creepy. He likes ten-year-old toes.

His name is Reginald Cruz, a 23-year-old predator busted by cops after he approached a ten-year-old girl in January, asking to touch her toes, according to a news release from the Polk County Sheriff's Office.

Cruz even admitted to getting off on the wrong foot, admitting to detectives that he has been approaching women since he was 6-years-old, asking to touch their feet for his sexual pleasure.

Cruz reportedly found hundreds of his victims at shopping centers, parks, community halls, in their cars and even at their homes and while walking down the street.

Here’s how he “pulled-it” off. Cruz would approach the women, asking to touch or massage their feet. The reasons, he would advise, included “trying to earn a Boy Scout community service badge” or presenting himself as a college student conducting medical research, according to the Sheriff's Office.

Police say that following the foot massages, Cruz would then determine if they trusted him enough to allow him to turn their toes into a one-man licking buffet.

Cruz was charged on Wednesday with Lewd Lascivious Conduct on a Person Less than 18-years of age, Obtaining Property by Fraud, two counts of Battery, and one count of Attempted Battery.

Police are seeking other potential victims. Anyone with additional information should contact Polk County Sheriff’s Office at 863-298-6200.

Is Utah Teacher and Coach Courtney Jarrell Really a Lesbian Rapist?

noreply@blogger.com (Sinister Ceo) — Wed, 24 Apr 2013 04:20:00 +0000

Salt Lake City, Utah

Until recently, Courtney Jarrell was a popular math teacher and girls’ basketball coach at Riverton High School.

Not only is she attractive, but has had some pretty amazing achievements by the age of 22.

According to Fox Salt Lake City, Jarrell was an honors student and played softball for Utah Valley University. Parents told the station that the sophomore girls basketball team Jarrett coached had just won a championship.

While Riverton High School was Jarrell’s first teaching job, students and parents alike have described her as a great teacher.

However, police are painting a much different picture, describing another side, a very disturbing, dark side. Jarrell has been arrested on charges of raping a 17-year-old female student.

Jarrell resigned from Riverton High School on Friday after being charged with two felonies, object rape and forcible sexual abuse.

According to charging documents obtained by the Deseret News, Jarrell had "illegal sexual activity" with the student at her home between February and March of this year.

A court date has been set for May 16. Jarrell could face five years to life in prison if convicted.

Veteran NBC Sports Announcer Al Michaels Jailed for Drunk-Driving

noreply@blogger.com (Sinister Ceo) — Sun, 21 Apr 2013 21:43:00 +0000

Santa Monica, California

Police in Southern California say they arrested NBC Sports announcer Al Michaels for suspicion of drunken driving.

Santa Monica police Sgt. Thomas McLaughlin confirmed that Michaels was taken into custody Friday night.

NBC Sports has already made a statement. Spokesman Greg Hughes says the company "is aware of the situation" and has been in contact with Michaels.

The 68-year-old Michaels is an Emmy Award winner and broadcaster on "Sunday Night Football," remembered for nearly three decades at ABC Sports before moving to NBC in the 2007.

Michaels worked NFL games and other sports for ABC, and called "Monday Night Football" for nearly 20 years. He also is known for his call of the U.S.-Soviet Union "Miracle on Ice" game at the 1980 Winter Olympics.

Terror in Boston: Boston Marathon Explosion Aftermath in Pictures

noreply@blogger.com (Sinister Ceo) — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 05:43:00 +0000

Texas DA Rosemary Lehmberg’s New Anti-Drunk Driving Slogan: Don’t Do What I Did!

noreply@blogger.com (Sinister Ceo) — Mon, 15 Apr 2013 04:53:00 +0000

Austin, Texas

You’ve heard the phrase, do as I say, not as I do, right? Well, if what cops in Austin, Texas are saying is true, that is exactly the philosophy of Travis County District Attorney Rosemary Lehmberg.

Lehmberg found herself behind bars Saturday morning, after apparently, hitting the bars. Police arrested her on a drunk-driving charge.

It was a 911 call by a motorist that alerted authorities to search for a vehicle weaving and crossing into oncoming traffic.

Lehmberg has since been released on $3,000 bond.

An arrest affidavit wasn’t clear on whether or not Lehmberg was subjected to a breath test. She told deputies that she consumed two vodka drinks earlier in the evening.

The affidavit did, however, indicated that Lehmberg's speech was slurred and mumbled and her walking was "staggering and unsure."

Teacher Jessica Boyers Lets a Student 'Get Lucky in Kentucky'

noreply@blogger.com (Sinister Ceo) — Mon, 15 Apr 2013 03:07:00 +0000

Louisville, Kentucky

Well, well, well, here we go again with our teachers behavin’ badly with students series.

The latest teacher spread involves Jefferson County Public Schools and a teacher named Jessica Boyers. Police have charged Boyers, 24, with first-degree sexual abuse.

A school district spokesman said Jessica Boyers taught language arts at Highland Middle School, but has been placed on non-instructional duties pending the outcome of the investigation.

According to the arrest report, Boyers, who is married, was arrested at Buechel Park just before midnight, on Thursday night.

It seems that officers, while on routine patrol, noticed “unusual activity” in a car parked at Buechel Park.

Upon approaching the vehicle, officers discovered Boyers and a young boy. Police said the boy admitted to sexual contact between himself and Boyers.

Police have confirmed that Boyers is the boy’s teacher, but are not releasing the age of the child.

Boyers was booked into jail, but released Friday morning.

Colorado High School Drama Teacher Andrea McLean Accepts Plea Deal in Child Sexual Abuse Case

noreply@blogger.com (Sinister Ceo) — Fri, 12 Apr 2013 16:26:00 +0000

Englewood, Colorado

Back in January of last year, we brought you the story of an Englewood High School Drama teacher accused of sexually assaulting a student.

Andrea Elizabeth McLean, 28, was originally charged with two Class 3 felony counts of sexual assault on a child by a person in a position of authority.

McLean has had her day in court and has accepted a plea deal, pleading guilty to reduced charges and will not be facing jail.

The reduced charges are misdemeanor sexual assault and misdemeanor official misconduct.

18th Judicial District Judge Marilyn Antrim sentenced McLean to two years deferred judgment on the sexual assault charge, in anticipation of dismissal, and two years of probation for official misconduct.

Presumably, the no-jail sentence resulted because "McLean had been extremely truthful and remorseful" and an evaluation determined that no psychosexual treatment was necessary.

McLean, however, was ordered to register as a sex offender.

Florida’s Daniel Jenkins Academy Teacher Donya Dennard Just Needed a 420 Break

noreply@blogger.com (Sinister Ceo) — Tue, 09 Apr 2013 17:35:00 +0000

Haines City, Florida

Well, the good news is that for once, a teacher is not making the headlines for sexual abuse. The bad news, at least for Daniel Jenkins Academy teacher Donya Dennard, is that she has been arrested for her love of the wacky weed.

A routine traffic stop ended in Dennard’s arrest after Polk County deputies say they found 19.8 grams of marijuana in her vehicle.

The 36-year-old toker was pulled over in Polk County Saturday night for failing to stop at a stop sign. After the officer pulled her over, a whiff of marijuana coming from the teacher’s car caught his attention.

Deputies said Dennard then became nervous and told the officer she had illegal content in her car.

The officer found three separate bags of marijuana weighing a total of 19.8 grams, according to the release.

Dennard was charged with possession of cannabis and possession of paraphernalia. She was booked into the Polk County Jail and has since bonded out.

When Dennard isn’t tokin’ it, she appears to be pretty active on the Internet, with profiles on both LinkedIn and Pinterest.

Cops Say No 'Mom of the Year Award' for Florida Drunk Driving Doper Kimberly Martin

noreply@blogger.com (Sinister Ceo) — Mon, 08 Apr 2013 17:06:00 +0000

Marion County, Florida

It’s been awhile since we had a “shitty mom” story, but thanks to Kimberly Noelle Martin, our wait is over.

Police say they arrested the 26-year-old woman from Summerfield a little after 4 a.m. Thursday. It was a call from a convenience store, reporting a drunk driver that led police to the scene.

A witness told deputies that Martin "came speeding into the parking lot and slammed on the brakes in front of the gas pumps." The witness also told deputies Martin smelled of booze and three small children were in the back seat of the car, according to a release from the Marion County Sheriff’s Office.

The witness managed to get the car keys away from Martin.

When officers arrived, Martin failed sobriety field tests. During a subsequent search, deputies said they found oxycodone tablets. Later, Martin allegedly blew a .21 on the breathalyzer, the release stated.

As for the kids in the back of the car, their ages are 9 years old, 6 years old and six-months- old.

In a jail interview, Martin later told the Ocala Star-Banner she and her mother-in-law were arguing on their way to bail her hubby out of jail and it was her mother-in-law who drove into the gas station parking lot, exited the vehicle and then walked away and disappeared.

Her version of events might be more reliable if this wasn’t her 4th booking at the Marion County Jail.

Porn Star Jenna Jameson Arrested for Alleged Attack

noreply@blogger.com (Sinister Ceo) — Mon, 08 Apr 2013 00:42:00 +0000

Newport Beach, California

There are probably a lot of men who relish the thought of being attacked by former porn star Jenna Jameson. And, according to police, one man got his wish.

Police took the 38-year-old adult film star into custody, after a reported attack at an Orange County home.

Newport Beach police Lt. Evan Sailor says the alleged victim put Jameson under citizen's arrest until police arrived at the home on the upscale Balboa Peninsula on Saturday night.

Jameson, born Jenna Marie Massoli, was given a court date to face a misdemeanor battery charge and released on her own recognizance.

This is not Jameson’s only run-in with the law. Back In May, the porn star was arrested for drunken driving after hitting a light pole in Westminster. She pleaded guilty in August was sentenced to three years' informal probation.

Jameson was among the biggest stars in porn when she left the industry in 2008.

Panty Bandit Has One New York Apartment Building's Residents on Edge

noreply@blogger.com (Sinister Ceo) — Sun, 07 Apr 2013 05:41:00 +0000

New York, New York

For the women living in one apartment building in New York, there is good reason for ruffled panties. That is because they have learned that even the laundry room isn’t a safe place anymore.

You see, while doing laundry, some of them are coming up a pair short when it comes to their underwear.

Elizabeth Santana first noticed that her panties had been ripped-off last month while collecting her laundry: Everything was there except her underwear and work-out gear.

After speaking with the superintendent, video surveillance tapes were reviewed, leading to a surprising discovery.

A young white male can be seen entering the laundry room, opening the dryer containing her clothes and sneaking out with her underthings.

Needless to say, she wasn’t happy.

”I was completely grossed out," she told local TV station WPIX. "The fact that it happened in my building -- I felt unsafe and violated.”

Apparently, Santana isn’t the only victim. In fact, according to the building superintendent, there was one other underwear heist in the building three months earlier and other buildings in the area have seen similar laundry thefts.

She has since filed a police report, and is planning to post his picture in her building and around the neighborhood.

New Florida Dad Colton Ellis Thought He Was Meeting a Child for Sex: You Can Guess the Rest

noreply@blogger.com (Sinister Ceo) — Sat, 06 Apr 2013 04:53:00 +0000

Port Orange, Florida

You know, there are douchebags and then, there are total douchebags. According to police, Colton Ellis would fall into the last category. And here’s why.

The 20-year-old man from Port Orange, who is a new dad, found himself caught-up in a sex sting operation. Funny thing is he told a friend he thought it might be a trap.

But, he allowed the little head do the thinking for the big head, which brings us to this story.

While online, Ellis thought he was arranging to meet a child for sex. And, as anyone with half a brain knows, online surfing in Florida usually leads to an undercover sting.

Once the two had the meeting place set-up, Ellis arrived on the scene all hot and bothered. Instead of finding the child, however, he was greeted by undercover police.

He faces charges of using a computer to seduce, solicit or lure a child, traveling to meet a child following the use of a computer to lure a child and use of a two-way communication device.

Ellis told police that he has a 6-week-old baby. He also admitted to having marijuana in his car, according to investigators.

Arizona Cruiser Todd Nordahl Thought He Was a Hoover: Arrested After Performing Oral Sex on Underage Boy

noreply@blogger.com (Sinister Ceo) — Fri, 05 Apr 2013 03:45:00 +0000

Galveston, Texas

You’ve heard the phrase, “Golf ball through a garden hose?” Well, according to police, that pretty much describes 49-year-old Todd Nordahl of Tucson.

Here’s the problem. Nordahl was practicing his oral skills on a 15-year-old boy, according to investigators. The “suck-off” allegedly occurred on-board a Royal Caribbean cruise ship, according to the U.S. Attorney’s Office.

Nordahl, formerly of Seattle, is charged with sexual abuse of a minor while in the special maritime and territorial jurisdiction of the United States, U.S. Attorney Kenneth Magidson said on Wednesday.

Authorities took Nordahl into custody when the cruise ship, Mariner of the Seas, returned to port in Galveston, Texas.

According to the criminal complaint, on or about March 27, Nordahl knowingly engaged in sexual contact with a teenage boy he knew to be a minor.

After inviting the victim back to his room, Nordahl allegedly provided an alcoholic beverage to the teen and made sexual advances toward him. After a brief period of “cuddling,” Nordahl performed oral sex on the victim, according to the criminal complaint.

The FBI investigated with the cooperation of Royal Caribbean Cruise Lines, Magidson said. Assistant U.S. Attorney Sherri L. Zack is prosecuting the case.

US Army War College Colonel Robert Rice Facing Legal Battle Following Kiddy Porn Charges

noreply@blogger.com (Sinister Ceo) — Fri, 05 Apr 2013 03:24:00 +0000

Carlisle, Pennsylvania

Who knew! You mean to tell me that a colonel at the U.S. Army War College in Carlisle, Cumberland County, likes kiddy porn?

Well, according to authorities, this is true. In fact, Col. Robert Rice is facing 120 counts of possession of child pornography.

The DA said the explicit, disgusting child porn was discovered on the Rice’s computer.

The War College says it is cooperating with the investigation and that Rice's clearance has been suspended.

The college says Rice and his family will receive appropriate support.

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Florida Thief Shaylynn Suckel Really Sucks at Shoplifting

noreply@blogger.com (Sinister Ceo) — Thu, 04 Apr 2013 05:18:00 +0000

DeLand, Florida

It is not uncommon to find a number of previous mugshots of someone who is charged with a crime.

Many are repeat offenders, with a long history on the wrong side of the law.

However, in the case of accused shoplifter Shaylynn Suckel, all I can say is Daaaaaamn!

Putting her name aside, because you can make your own jokes, the 22-year-old Suckel’s latest jail portrait is a result of a shoplifting incident down at the local Walmart.

Police said Suckel hid some baby merchandise in her purse and walked out of the store. A Walmart employee tried to stop her and asked an off-duty deputy for help, leading to a foot chase, police said. Suckel was carrying her toddler during the chase and for a moment, fell out of the officer’s sight.

The officer eventually found Suckel, who was hiding under some metal sheets with the child. The child, by the way, suffered several cuts.

Suckel faces charges of an act that could result in the physical or mental injury of a child, obstructing an officer without violence and petty theft, a DeLand police arrest report shows.

The child was turned over to the Department of Children & Families, police said.

Suckel was released Wednesday from the Volusia County Branch Jail after posting bond.