tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-114992572020-03-09T22:49:42.438-07:00Skeezix's Scratching PostA daily journal by Feline Fashionista Skeezix the Cat: the best-dressed, worst-coiffed cat on the interwebsSkeezix the Cathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08964075208602352634noreply@blogger.comBlogger2237125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499257.post-19153977596930471212011-10-31T13:13:00.001-07:002011-10-31T13:13:36.319-07:00The Most Terrifying Halloween Movie EVER!!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499257.post-59982738115486213292011-06-02T21:04:00.000-07:002011-06-02T21:05:28.799-07:00I am not...Cymotrichous.Skeezix the Cathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08964075208602352634noreply@blogger.com26tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499257.post-38090875590967659072011-05-18T23:40:00.001-07:002011-06-02T21:11:19.809-07:00MEET ME AT MOUSEBREATH!If yer wundering whut I've been up to and yer wundering why I'm not posting heer, it's becuz after Catster dumped me and unceremoniussly kikt me to the kerb, I wint to werk for mousebreath! Mousebreath! is the ferst online lifestyle magazine by cats for cats and kittens and cat lovers. Becuz of the long hours werking at mousebreath, I won't be able to rite on my own blog for a wile. So pleeze Skeezix the Cathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08964075208602352634noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499257.post-33057333045922108772011-05-18T23:25:00.000-07:002011-05-18T23:43:55.309-07:00Me an da QweenToday, Qween Elizubeth went to the place ware they make Mother's Milk, and stood in the EXACT SAME PLACE as me win I was thare! Ixsept she made the foe paw of not drinking the Mother's Milk. That part has me confyoozed. Why wood she tern down the NEKTER OF THE HEVENS?????Heer is da qween:And here I am at the spot on the bar that she wuz facing: I gess I'm just a magnet for qweens, huh?(Thank yoo,Skeezix the Cathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08964075208602352634noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499257.post-64031017986850946572011-05-03T03:01:00.000-07:002011-05-03T03:35:42.217-07:00Da Wedding!Well, frends, it's been qwite a week! I'm still processing all the fotos frum the wedding pawties that I got to attend, and me and my pal Flat Tyler still have to sqweeze in sum siteseeing and shopping. I wunt to be a Sloane Ranger just like my idol da byootiful Princess Diana. Heer is me and my flat buddy Tyler, and our other frends Maxwell and Eli. We did a pajama pawty before the wedding. It Skeezix the Cathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08964075208602352634noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499257.post-80702365360742887452011-04-17T22:38:00.001-07:002011-04-17T22:41:11.117-07:00Gess ware I'm going???Can anybuddy gess ware I'm hedded? Here's a hint: It's the last name of one of the pare of fashion expurrts who I idolize.Skeezix the Cathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08964075208602352634noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499257.post-67030246806068844872011-04-08T22:55:00.001-07:002011-04-08T23:01:25.428-07:00Vishus Deer Alert WARNING!!!! As yoo can planely see, this vishus deer is hanging out by a big berd becuz he noze that big fat joosy cats like Tripper like to make berds go ded. So all he has to do is wate for a big fat KLOOLESS joosy cat like Tripper to come along and BAM! Well, yoo know the rest. I don't wunt to git groosume!AND BE CAREFUL MEEZERS AND BILLY! This deer livs by yoo!!!!!Skeezix the Cathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08964075208602352634noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499257.post-34226017612368943262011-04-07T23:55:00.000-07:002011-04-08T00:01:11.696-07:00Sorry I haven't bin bloggingI wunted to apologize to evrywun for not blogging more on my Scratching Post. Things have bin hot and hevvy over at The Cat's Meow, wich has reqwired a lot of my attenshun.And the Food Lady has NOT gotten my Easter owtfit yet. And I have NOT fownd anybuddy in the UK to take Flat Skeezix and Flat Tyler to Lundun during the Royal Wedding. So I've been deeling with a lot of poop! All I can say is, Skeezix the Cathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08964075208602352634noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499257.post-71791491712340766592011-03-26T15:55:00.000-07:002011-03-26T16:00:52.593-07:00Pleeze Help My Food Lady be the Purina Cat Chow Correspondent
As yoo may or mayn't know, my Food Lady is trying to git hired as the ferst Purina Cat Chow correspondent. So to help, I made a video to send to Purina to git her hired.
YOO CAN HELP! Click heer to go to the site on Facebook, post a link to the video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqnp0zpUq7U).Then tell them why they shood hire the FL (applicant #4492).
Also, pleeze cross-post on FB and Unknownnoreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499257.post-31320291345030472102011-03-24T11:27:00.000-07:002011-03-24T11:47:27.287-07:00Moe the Geezer Meezer about to Git the Axe in Kill Shelter in LAMy hart got broked the morning win I red abowt Moe the Geezer Meezer. Moe got dropped off at a kill shelter cuz he is "too old." Sweet Moe is only 12 yeers old.Moe can be saved if he can git a foster home (in LA area) and $300 for his medikul ixpenses. Yoo can donate below or click here if yoo can foster Moe.12 YEAR OLD POLYDACTYL SEAL POINT/SNOWSHOE SWEET SIAMESE "MOE" NEEDS OUT TODAY!!!!!Sweet Skeezix the Cathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08964075208602352634noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499257.post-2138198618869714852011-03-22T14:16:00.000-07:002011-03-22T14:20:39.475-07:00I'm gitting as good as Libberachey!Mr TF is teeching me how to play the piano. I thot it wood be good cuz 2 of my gratest iduls are Libberachey and Elton John. So sinse I'm always looking to bild my skillset, I'm adding piano virchewoso to the list.Now, don't feel bad if yoo can't play as well as this. I went threw many minits of trayning to git this good. Next I'm gonna try to git Mr TF to teech me sum show toonz. I just love Skeezix the Cathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08964075208602352634noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499257.post-14844568579025820562011-03-21T16:02:00.000-07:002011-03-23T11:40:12.250-07:00My Exsiting WeekendI had the most exciting weekend of my hole entire life on Saturday. Me an the Food Lady wint on a casting call for the Purina Cat Chow Correspondent, wich is a job I think I wood be good at.The casting call was held at a Petsmart wich is a ginormous store full of pet stuffs. They had vary VARY fansy bathrooms thare that gave yoo a lot of privasy. I like my privasy. And it was a vary long car rideSkeezix the Cathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08964075208602352634noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499257.post-26158559533766971692011-03-17T02:36:00.000-07:002011-03-17T02:36:15.854-07:00Happy St Patrick's Day!
Green beer fur evrybuddy!*
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* Except Tripper. Cuz he's a krazy drunk and tries to eat me.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499257.post-55797749645577087052011-03-16T00:05:00.000-07:002011-03-16T00:10:23.157-07:00FREE KIBBLE FOR JAPAN CATS!Today's gest riter is the Food Lady, hoo has asked me to spred the werd asking evrybuddy to go over to FreeKibbleKat and answer the daily trivia qweschun: Today (16 March), 100% of the kibble that FreeKibble.com and FreeKibbleKat.com raise will go to earthquake and tsunami relief efforts in Japan. Their goal is to raise over 10,000 meals in one day for the effort. If they reach 1 million pieces Skeezix the Cathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08964075208602352634noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499257.post-61877915279601435262011-03-15T13:08:00.000-07:002011-03-15T13:30:54.041-07:00Win Yer Own Custom Flat Cat!OK. So I haven't bin arownd much cuz Sarge Charlie and Ant Bee took me on anuther kruze with them, and boy, Sarge Charlie is a pawty animal!Sarge Charlie interdoosed me and Flat Jeter to da grate John Heald. Ant Bee was so excited she cood hardly hold the camra still. Or maybe she was just jittery frum eatin' all that cake!It reminded me of anuther grate trip I wint on, last summer with Flat Skeezix the Cathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08964075208602352634noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499257.post-13842590711240140262011-03-07T16:28:00.000-08:002011-03-07T16:32:41.343-08:00I'm a littul embarrest...Sumtimes I dreem of my speshul frend Daisy win I nap. My big bruther Mao duzn't like bein' Daisy's stand-in. He sez "Git yer pie-hole outta my booty!" I don't like it win he talks meen to me like that.Skeezix the Cathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08964075208602352634noreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499257.post-17071123069523669912011-03-04T00:24:00.000-08:002011-03-04T00:28:06.031-08:00This cat has a boner blankie, too!I thot I was the only cat with a boner blankie, but I see that this cat has one too! I cood watch this moovey all day long!Skeezix the Cathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08964075208602352634noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499257.post-62980633085968568392011-03-02T01:53:00.001-08:002011-03-02T01:55:28.475-08:00Whut's werse than vishus deer?.... a ZOMBIE vishus deer. And yoo know whut that meens... he wants to eet yer branes!!!!!!!Skeezix the Cathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08964075208602352634noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499257.post-35786771901695597822011-02-26T14:49:00.001-08:002011-02-26T14:49:46.051-08:00The aCATemy Awards!I am rooting for True Grit to win Best Pikcher at the aCATemy Awards. That is why I am waring my kyoot Rooster Cogbern owtfit. I am not waring cowboy boots cuz the FL sez that yoo can't ware cowboy boots in the howse cuz they'll git the floors derty.
Can't figyer out whut to ware on the Red Carpit? Chek this out!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499257.post-21816988061488684602011-02-26T01:46:00.000-08:002011-02-26T01:46:28.021-08:00The Werst Day of My LifeAll week long I have bin wayting for Friday cuz the Food Lady promist be thare wood be snow on Friday and that she wood take me owtside to make snow angels win the snow got heer.
Today I was bugging the Food Lady to take me owt to make snow angels and she kind of ignored me like I didn't even exist. So win Mr TF got home I asked him to take me owtside to make snow angels, and he did, but by thatUnknownnoreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499257.post-51184747745438116812011-02-23T12:17:00.000-08:002011-02-23T12:18:06.219-08:00Wordless WednesdaySkeezix the Cathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08964075208602352634noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499257.post-63841525725272087522011-02-20T00:06:00.000-08:002011-02-20T00:09:58.764-08:00Whut the....?As da grate Jeter Harris wood say, this is disterbin.Why is this boy about to feed this poor tender yung joosy cat to the vishus deer? I bet he'll grow up to be a cereal murderer.Skeezix the Cathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08964075208602352634noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499257.post-6966527786221039422011-02-16T13:14:00.001-08:002011-02-16T13:19:45.684-08:00And then there were three...DMM, we are so sad to heer that Pumpkin wint to The Bridge. We're sending all owr purrs and purrayers yer way.Skeezix the Cathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08964075208602352634noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499257.post-69432454401423087532011-02-16T13:14:00.000-08:002011-02-16T13:16:56.137-08:00And then there were three...DMM, we are so sad to heer that Pumpkin wint to The Bridge. We're sending all owr purrs and purrayers yer way.Skeezix the Cathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08964075208602352634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499257.post-17435131455426921722011-02-15T18:32:00.000-08:002011-02-16T12:26:29.463-08:00MY GOOD WIG IS LOST FUREVERMy face has bin wet all day. I coodn't even git the enerjy to play with the speshul toy my speshulfrend Daisy got me for VD Cuz I wuz so upset. You see, I got a speshul wig to ware to the Royal Wedding in case I git invited. I had it out this morning to think abowtvwhut kyoot owtfit I shood git to go with it. And then I had to poop and win I got bak it wuz gone.It wuz a vary fansy wig with BANGS Unknownnoreply@blogger.com15