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The Onion - Obama To Enter Talks With Raging Wildfires

Geoff Jimminey — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 03:35:29 +0000

We all know Obama is capable of fixing things. He’s fixed the economy, health care, and the enviroment. Hell he’s even won the Nobel Peace Prize for his speeches alone. Ha. Yall thought I was an Obama supporter. But seriously folks this man can and will fix the wildfires in California. Seriously, he can fucking do it.

Joe Rogan - UFC Heckler

Geoff Jimminey — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 03:11:26 +0000

As a heckler, I enjoy making fun of people. But there are some people you don’t heckle. Joe Rogan falls into this catagory for sure. Which is why I’ll never do it, but this dumbass UFC fan does. He was probably pissed, and thats fair. This dude doesn’t know Joe does comedy cause he’s to busy trying to pick fights after UFC fights and getting his ass kicked.

We Know. It’s Been a Long Time

Geoff Jimminey — Sun, 28 Mar 2010 23:05:20 +0000

So as you twenty people who view our site can tell, we have been slacking off over here at Sketchy Premise. Personally I’ve been busy shunning people for ideals different than mine. That in itself is a full time gig, but we’re back. And the assault of comedy is forthcoming. So check back often for new videos, stand-up comedy, and maybe we’ll be nice enough to give you a piece of our mind with some new original content. Probably not though. We don’t pander to the public. We pander to ourselves. And with that being said, this disgruntled British cricket is out.

Sean Rouse - Drug Effects

Geoff Jimminey — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 17:14:34 +0000

One of Sean Rouse’s clips from the Insomniac Tour. It’s been a while since I’ve seen it, and chances are it’s been way longer than that for you. Anyhoo check out Sean’s positions on various topics. It’s good shit I swear.

FND Films - NrG Phuk

Geoff Jimminey — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 19:45:31 +0000

With all the energy drinks out there today, it’s hard to find one that works. But what if you found one that not only works, but it jump starts your development as a man? Wouldn’t you be all about it. Well here it is. Welcome to NrG Phuk.

Basic Instructions - How To Reveal the Killer’s Identity

Geoff Jimminey — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 23:51:25 +0000

Finding a murderer is no easy task. They usually will do anything not to get caught. It drives law enforcement insane, but they need to be on their toes anyway. For those who may not know where to start, let Basic Instructions give you a couple pointers.

Artie Lange - Heath Ledger

Geoff Jimminey — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 18:14:16 +0000

Artie has been in the comedy scene for a long time, and has managed to piss most people off. He knows this shit, and he doesn’t give a fuck. Still unsure? Watch as he berates the late Heath Ledger.

FOD Team - Justin Long in Hunger Relief

Geoff Jimminey — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 17:10:02 +0000

Justin Long, better known for his work on those apple commercials, is in desperate need of disaster relief funding. He could have called the PC dude, but that would have been to novel a concept. So instead he calls the biggest charity in the world.

236 - The Ultimate George Bush Retrospective

Geoff Jimminey — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 16:41:54 +0000

Bush is gone, but his retarded legacy will forever carry on in my mind. Now I have a message for Barack. Hey Barack, be stupid. I’ve enjoyed the last eight years and I don’t need seriousness to fuck it up.

Anthony Jeselnik - Down and Dirty

Geoff Jimminey — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 16:36:48 +0000

As most of you already know, we like our stand up fucked up and raw. It’s what we thrive on. And after spending vast amounts of time looking for someone new, we found it. Excuse the Fight Club reference, but his name is Anthony Jeselnik.

Hodge Stansson - Unforgivable #1

Geoff Jimminey — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 18:05:16 +0000

Sometimes there’s nothing better than a good old fashioned rant. Whether it be a topic or a fucked up story, rants usually lead to good comedy. Even when the story or topic isn’t funny to the person ranting. Here is Stansson’s first rant. Unforgivable #1.

The Onion - Money Hole

Geoff Jimminey — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 15:01:09 +0000

Should the government stop dumping money into a giant hole? Personally I don’t think so, but some people disagree. Meh, our opinion here at Sketchy Premise has no relevance. Let the pundits from The Onion form your opinion.

Studio 33 - Delivery Boy Screws Up Chinese Food Order

Geoff Jimminey — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 22:32:10 +0000

Another episode of Studio 33, created by David Feldman.

Patton Oswalt - Sex and Science

Geoff Jimminey — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 22:24:21 +0000

Patton Oswalt reflects on the oldest women giving birth ever. Or as far as he knows. Either way it sets him up for some hilarious jokes no one sees coming.

FIC - Douche Bag Intervention

Geoff Jimminey — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 12:13:28 +0000

What exactly do you do with a douche bag? There’s the obvious, but when it’s a person you have to explore every option. However, douche bags aren’t exactly easy to clean. Or so I was told.

Douche Bag Intervention

Landline TV - Plaxico Burress on Gun Safety

Geoff Jimminey — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 18:30:45 +0000

I have a hard time understanding why celebrities insist on breaking laws. I mean, come on. You have a shit load of money, fame, and women crawling at your feet. Yet they insist on finding ways to break laws. Oh well. Keep up the good work. It’s funny every time.

23/6 - Get Your War On: The Debate

Geoff Jimminey — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 16:44:02 +0000

Ladies and Gentlemen, Get Your War On! Welcome to a series where the people aren’t exactly the best of informed on the issues. Their “knowledge” does provide good comedy though. Which is what we’re all about.

Rory Scovel - Meth Addicts

Geoff Jimminey — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 16:17:34 +0000

People will tell you that meth is a hell of a drug. But funny man Rory Scovel doesn’t get down with it. In fact, his approach to meth is a good philosophy to have. Don’t do it.