Ski Ninjas

HearTips

2012-02-14T00:00:00.000-05:00

And don't call ladies "leggies!" It's not baby talk and it's not condoned.

Slow Pitch

2012-02-13T00:00:00.000-05:00

Two older babies and a baby that's two babies and then two more babies portrayed by three babies whooooooa.

So Nice You Eat 'Em Twice

2012-02-10T00:00:00.000-05:00

Who cares, it's Friday!

Blobby Blop

2012-02-09T00:00:00.000-05:00

Not only does she have a gross head that looks like two other heads mashed together, but also, Betty Boop never gets her comeuppance. She's like the Rayne Summers of classic cartoons.

Cryparent

2012-02-08T00:00:00.000-05:00

Now that you have this knowledge, I would humbly ask that you not use it on me. That's not going to work, though, is it, you jackals?

Masks Off to Ya

2012-02-07T01:05:00.003-05:00

Let me save you the trouble, gang.

Oh, while I was looking for this, I found out that this episode is related to AN EARLIER EPISODE OF THE MASK CARTOON THAT GUEST-STARRED ACE VENTURA JESUS CHRIST

Return of the King

2012-02-06T16:02:00.001-05:00

Featuring chili that comes in a bag, an I Love New Jersey coffee mug, and Wifebeaters' Choice brand brewdizogs.

Hellgrainser

2012-02-03T00:00:00.000-05:00

*May contain traces of a dimension which less enlightened minds consider to be a type of Hell made real.

Two-Faced

2012-02-02T00:00:00.000-05:00

Didn't make the cut: "I want someone to start chattin' it up with me. Not you, though. Only specific pretty ladies."

All Over You All Over Me

2012-02-01T00:00:00.000-05:00

What was up with that girl? She found me physically attractive kinda?

Scene 'Ems

2012-01-31T00:00:00.000-05:00

Ceci n'est pas une scene!

The Night Time is the Wrong Time

2012-01-30T03:02:00.000-05:00

I had a sex dream about a bat once, but it doesn't mean that I'm gay for a bat, man.

Sax Machine

2012-01-27T00:00:00.000-05:00

Do you reed me loud and clear?

Linda Blair was Born Innocent

2012-01-26T00:00:00.000-05:00

You say that I misspelled "Regan," in the comic, I say that I misspelled "Regan" on my daughter's birth certificate.

Pickup Lines for You!

2012-01-25T00:00:00.001-05:00

Try 'em on the prospective special someone in your life! I won't!

A. A. G.

2012-01-24T00:00:00.000-05:00

The first step is facing north.

Open Up Your Axehole

2012-01-23T00:00:00.000-05:00

Why do they call 'em lumberjacks? They don't taste like lumber! Well, they kinda do.

G-G-G-Glooscap!

2012-01-20T00:00:00.000-05:00

This came off as a lot less preachy in my head.

Bro Hymn

2012-01-19T00:00:00.000-05:00

It's just plain broing. Hey, geddit?

Pew Pew

2012-01-18T00:00:00.000-05:00

Shoot for the moon. Because even if you miss, you can say that you tried to take bloody vengeance on the moon for all that it did to you, and that's pretty good, too.

Time Jock

2012-01-17T00:00:00.000-05:00

I once told Time Jock that his "man out of time" tale was not unlike that of Samurai Jack, and was given a swirly, in exchange. What did it mean? What was he trying to communicate?

Something About Roosters

2012-01-16T00:00:00.000-05:00

It just feels better without condoms, y'know? Like, day to day stuff. Mowing your lawn. Playing raquetball.

The Notbook

2012-01-13T00:00:00.000-05:00

Fun fact #1: I have drawn Toad in every single notebook I have had since I was fourteen.

Fun fact #2: ladies don't like my cool jams.

Bro and Forever

2012-01-12T00:00:00.000-05:00

When they started doing annual sequels to the franchise, it got to be a bit much. Dinosaurs can't surf, and you don't bury survivors. Life facts.

Really Pussing It

2012-01-11T00:00:00.000-05:00

I learned everything I know about writing accents for characters from Chris Claremont. So, y'know, sorry about that.