Funny joke! LOL! For the ladies!

Skysexy — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 22:59:28 GMT

THE SHOEBOX.
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.

For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover. In trying to sort out their affairs,
> the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $95,000.

He asked her about the contents. 'When we were to be married,' she said, ' my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll.'

The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness. 'Honey,' he said, 'that
explains the doll, but what about all of this money? Where did it come from?'

'Oh,' she said, 'that's the money I made from selling the dolls.'
A Prayer.......
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods; Because Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death, because I don't have time to crochet.

Have an awesome day and know that someone has thought about you today.

What makes a woman fall for you? For guys who seriously do not know how to get a date and keep it.

Skysexy — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 21:05:26 GMT

This blog is my personal thoughts of the best way to get a woman to fall for you.

1. Be clean!

So many of you guys work hard but when you come home and are ready to pick up a life long partner or just someone you can spend some time with you need to clean up. Smell nice, do you hair, take a shower, wear clean clothing straight from the dryer, you know what I mean.

I know… why would you not do that, that is an obvious one, right?

No… not really. There are many, many men who forget to do something as simple as this. So make sure you are smelling pretty guys! No need to wear a suit, just be clean and smell good. You may even want to think about wearing something that will attract attention. Like the dark and mysterious look, wear some bad boy clothing like a leather biker jacket, or some cool bracelet and necklace from Hot topic any thing that is simple but eye catching. We woman love the look of bad boys but care more for the good guy inside. Many woman love a well dressed man so go shopping and pick up some new clothes if you have to, pick an image you want to be seen as, sexy office guy, blue collar, bad boy, ect.

2. Smell good.

So many of you make this mistake. You buy some cologne you think smells good but really it may just be to strong for many of us. ATTENTION: No old man cologne, this is the smell of old and musty, musk is dangerous lol.

Try something more simple like Hugo for men, or axe, or something that reminds you of when you just jumped out of the shower. There is nothing more sexy than the clean fresh scent on a man!

3. Act right.

Once you have spotted a potential person of interest approach her with confidence. Now this does not mean you need to be rude to show how strong you are because that really does not work that well. Something as simple as Hi.. my name is so and so and I would really like to get to know you if that would be alright. Or tell her she is beautiful and you can not help yourself you have to know her. Once you got her attention now comes the hard part for all you guys!

4. Stay interested and pay attention.

When a woman is speaking about a subject you do not find interesting still take the time to listen to her and remember what it is she is saying because if she ask you a question that goes along with what she is saying and you mess up she will not be very interested in you anymore. Then you can politely change the subject to something you may both be interested in like music and movies. That is an easy subject to start with.

5. Eye contact.

When engaging in a conversation it is wise to keep your eyes on her face instead of her body. I know we woman have tools for distraction and we often use it but we do have minds and our faces are works of art that we spent hours working on so we could meet you in the first place LOL.

This also lets a woman know that you are interested in her and that you are willing to listen to her mind just as much as her body. I know it is not as much fun, but trust me if you do things right you will get to see the rest of her.

6. Making the next move.

Now you did all this and you want to get closer maybe just so you can feel her body next to yours or so you can get a special kiss if she is alright with that of course. How do you know?

Generally we use body language when we are trying to tell you what is ok with us. Start with something simple like put your arm around her shoulder if you are sitting but make sure to wrap that hand around her shoulder and pull her in close without limping your arm out to the point she is uncomfortable. A gentle hold with strength of safe and secure with out harm. Standing I would say same thing but hands on her waist, when I say waste that does not mean her butt, LMAO! Alright you get the point and these are just a few examples.

So you want more, huh?

Going in for a kiss… if you have gotten this far you will notice she will ease up in her body tension just a bit. If she is ok with a kiss you will know by this simple move. Take your free hand that you are not holding her with and use your index finger to lift her face, you would place your index finger along her jaw line just a bit under her chin and the rest of your fingers curl up underneath her chin. Do this slowly as if you were in a sexy movie. As her eyes meet yours you will then know she is more than open to this idea because her eyes will become a bit closed and glossy due to the seduction and her breathing will become a little bit heavier. Not much to notice until you actually pay attention to these little changes.

Now kissing! There are many ways to kiss some one but this is how I would describe the best kiss.

Once you have got her eyes to meet yours for this kiss she will start to close them ready for you to show her what you got. Still holding up her face as stated you can now gently move your hand and brush her cheek then move to the back of her neck and hair line your palm should be placed on her jaw bone, thumb on her cheek and border her lip, index and middle finger front side of her ear right on the base where it connects to her face and your ring finger and pinky should be behind her ear slightly touching the back of her neck.

Now go in slow towards her face with your lips parted just a little, and your head to a slight tilt.

Place those lips on hers and pull her in with your hand as is just a little closer, while kissing her lips as if hers were made of marsh mellow fluff if that is a good description. Allow that marsh mellow fluff to stick to your lips and lick it off gently or better yet. Like when you have something sticky on your lips and you pull it off it comes off slow and stretches sort of before letting go but does not hurt.

In other words keep your lips soft while kissing, no need for prune lips, move your lips with hers as if your lips were dancing or having sex and you may also move your head slightly but do not swallow the girl! Kiss her top lip, light suck it a little if you want and then back to the bottom do the same thing then to the middle with your mouth in the slight open position you stated with, keep up this pattern and you will be ok. Keep your tongue to your self unless she gives you hers; to find out use your tongue just a little such as, lick her lips a bit while smooching her and if she does not give anything back then you know it is not ok. This is much better than what many men do is by jamming it in your mouth like a dead flap of meat.

For now this is all I got for this article but I hope it is helpful to anyone who has trouble in any of these areas.

Ladies if you got more to add please do!

My Brave Half naked Picture LOL!

Skysexy — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 16:03:00 GMT

So last night I thought I would try to do some nude photos. I still have a lot of working out to do but I think so far the pictures I did are not to bad. I am not fully nude as I am not ready to show it all just yet but I hope these pictures are classy with sex appeal! Here is one for now LOL!

Romantic poem " A Reminder "

Skysexy — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 14:50:00 GMT

When I read that story of Romeo and Juliet I thought it was just another romance...

But then I met you...
We had battled every day in the past to keep our love alive, to make it last...

But someone or something forced us to die...

We still battle on this very day and night and still there is always someone there to take away our rights...

But know that one day we will have our golden wish as true love never dies, it only lives...

For now I pray of you and miss you dearly but it is Gods plan from what I see and in time he will fix this..

For now I am waiting for that special bliss
But you should know that with out you I could not live...

With out your very breath I could never kiss another soul and truly mean it...

I could never devote my heart like I have done for yours...

I can be with others but you are still my prince...

Even when I thought leaving you was for the best I still never truly left...

I am sorry life is such a mess but if we are not together in this life we will be in the next.

Writen By CT. Nickname:Skysexy

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Funny joke! LOL! For the ladies!

What makes a woman fall for you? For guys who seriously do not know how to get a date and keep it.

My Brave Half naked Picture LOL!

Romantic poem " A Reminder "