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Multi Beer

mingster — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 05:00:00 +0000

Pure Brilliance

One Wife, 2 For Porn

Slacker — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 05:00:00 +0000

I'm a tech guy. I love all things shiny and electronic. So that goes without saying that I have a computer of some type surgically attached to me nearly all day. And of course I look at porn.

You cannot travel about the interwebs for any real amount of time and not have even a fleeting thought about peeking at some porn. Why the hell not? It's free. It's fast. And right at your finger tips.

The interweb has been a boon to the porn industry. I was one of those guys who has never owned a porn mag or video. I found it too skeevey picking up the mag with the "wrapper" around it, or going to the "special" part of the video store, or ordering up T and A on cable so it could appear on my bill. I could do without. For the most part I either had a girlfriend or a really good memory from when I had one. But since it has become such a free for all on the web, all easy and private, well even lazy horndogs like me will take a look.

And God, the variety. Any fetish or freakishness you could ever imagine, and some that you can't and a lot that you shouldn't, are available 24/7. I didn't know it was hot to dress up like a chipmunk, or to have your ass waxed with hot tar, or to watch naked women smear themselves with

Sadam Kitty

mingster — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 05:00:00 +0000

Feline bomber - the latest Al Quaeda recruit

DeerStruck

mingster — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 05:00:00 +0000

After such an accident, its a Big Mac time!

Rifle Woman

mingster — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 05:00:00 +0000

She's really packing!

Ding Dong The Cat Is Gone!

Slacker — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 06:08:00 +0000

Some of you may remember my ordeal with Demon Seed, the cat the we got after Angel Kitty, the wife unit's cat passed away. This "thing" was not a pet, but a furry tasmanian devil of blood and pain.

We tried to bond with it. Bribe it with food and toys. Made no difference. So finally the wife unit agrees that Demon Seed has to go. It's unhappy, she rationalizes, we'd be doing it a favor. I could care less, I just want it gone.

The wife unit has arranged for one of her numerous cousins (there's like a thousand of them), to take in Demon Seed. Clueless cousin is thrilled. She's a single gal in her first apartment and she's just tickled to "have something to come home to". Little does she know that what she will be coming home to is 12 pounds of claw and teeth, but I keep my mouth shut.

Now for the fun part. Getting Demon Seed out of our house.

Seems simple doesn't it. It's only a 12 lb cat. Just pick it up and plop it the plastic carrier and Viola! a cat free house. Demon Seed however, has other ideas.

As soon as I approach it, it eyes the carrier and then me. The very fires of hell begin to burn in it's beady little cat eyes. It hisses and puffs up into huge fur ball. Me being the stupid slacker