Slappoville http://www.slappoville.com Non-stop slappery. Tue, 18 May 2010 02:32:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 en hourly 1 HIRED! http://www.slappoville.com/hired/ http://www.slappoville.com/hired/#comments Tue, 18 May 2010 02:32:38 +0000 Grand Slap Artist http://www.slappoville.com/?p=98 I disagree with the OP, this is probably the GREATEST wedding DJ ever.

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Date: 2009-08-27, 1:07PM PDT

cleaning out my room….cheap ipod speakers(new), 1 walkie, 2 shadow boxes, really old comp. games, gaming headphone w/mic (works?), how it works book, dvc tape(tape). email me and be able to picc up now not after work or tommorow….

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closeupWhat perplexes me about people like this is how they seem to think this is okay.  This is not okay.  What in this guy’s mind makes him think that that it’s okay to put on aerobic wristbands and go cruise around Sea World?  It wasn’t really that hot.  How much sweat can possibly drip down from your arms onto your hands while standing around watching “Dolphin Discovery”?  Does he simply put these on everyday before he leaves the house?  “Wallet…check, keys…check, wristbands…check.  Ok, let’s go”.  wtf? Does this guy not have a family to tell him that he looks ridiculous?

I think what really puts this guy over the top is the bottle of Budweiser.  You can’t look like a bad-ass without the requisite bottle of alcohol in your hand.  Oh, and I’m almost 100% certain he was singing Lee Greenwood’s “Proud to be an American” in his head.

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