SLAUGHTER FILM

THE END OF FREEDOM

2011-12-23T14:52:00.000-05:00

THE STUFF

2011-11-13T19:39:00.005-05:00

by Cory CarrYou may remember a while back when I wrote that scathing expose on McDonald's McRib sandwich titled; "The McRib & 80's Goo Movies", at least you should. Well, it’s that time of year again, The McRib returns! McDonalds has again unfurled it dastardly plot to take full advantage of the brain dead American consumer. Cloaked in darkness and secrecy, McDonalds would like nothing more than

THE RITE

2011-10-21T14:24:00.000-04:00

by Cory CarrAn interesting thing happened the other day at work [I'm an electrician for those who don't know me personally]. The woman who's house I was working at kept offering me food thought the day. First it was sweet tea, then greek burgers [which don't get offered very often lemme tell you. lol], both of which I politely declined. I was working alone that day and was just trying to get the

GEORGE ROMERO'S BRUISER

2011-08-25T21:50:00.000-04:00

by Cory CarrIn 2000, revered film maker George Romero both wrote and directed the film Bruiser. A film that I had absolutely NO idea existed until a decade later. A film that asks the hard hitting question, “Are you fuckin’ with me!?”. No seriously, that question was asked like, fourteen times thought the duration of the film. No, no, I didn’t count. Just call it an educated guess-stilation. To

IT IS FINE! EVERYTHING IS FINE

2011-08-24T23:06:00.001-04:00

by Forest TaylorMost people remember Crispin Glover merely as George McFly. Some slasher movie fans might remember him as the nerd who did the goofy dance in Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter. I think when all is said and done, I’ll remember Crispin Hellion Glover as the director of three of the most bizarre, incomprehensible and frankly, interesting experimental films I think I’ll ever see.

BEHIND THE MASK SEQUEL NEEDS YOU!

2011-08-18T08:11:00.002-04:00

by Cory CarrOk, so, here is the deal. The fine people who are responsible for the film Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon are hunting for funds to make another Behind the Mask movie. In my opinion, Behind the Mask is one the most entertaining horror flicks to come out of the past decade. It engages horror fans, as it lands itself smack dab between real life and classic horror film

NIGHT WARNING

2011-08-14T13:54:00.003-04:00

by Aric MitchellAny kid, who grew up in the 1980’s, could relate to the joy of his father bringing home a stack of VHS boxes with the most lurid and terrifying horror films inside them, right? Oh wait, maybe that was just me. Yes, I’ll admit, my old man had a different way of looking at things when it came to children’s entertainment, and I, for one, loved him for it. Consequently, I’m a full

TEEPOCALYPSE SWEEPSTAKES

2011-08-05T15:07:00.005-04:00

The good people at CRAZY DOG TSHIRTS have asked us to tell all of our friends about their "Teepocalypse Sweepstakes". It's not hard, just enter to win tons of great shirts!Enter the contest at FACEBOOK - or - TWITTER!

A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

2011-07-16T11:35:00.001-04:00

by Cory CarrWe know, we know, it's been awhile but here is just a little something to keep your whistles wet until our next episode. Expect more short, weird, funny things like this in the future. We are also gonna start putting our outtakes on Youtube for you crazy guys and gals so keep en eye open for what is to come!

STEVEN OF THE 400,000 1/2 CENTRORY

2011-07-14T20:25:00.002-04:00

by Forest TaylorI’ve always been fascinated by an artist’s first work. I love watching the student films of famous movie directors or reading the early writings of famous authors or poets because it gives us a glimpse into what got them interested in their chosen art form in the first place. With that in mind, I’d like to mention that I’ve always been obsessed with writing. I’ve been writing

IT'S FRIDAY THE 13TH, GO CELEBRATE!

2011-05-13T16:25:00.000-04:00

by Cory CarrWell it's Friday the 13th, TIME TO PARTY! We here at Slaughter Film were planning to post our 17th episode in which we review Friday the 13th parts 2, 3 & 4, HOWEVER Korean cyber punks didn't want to see us accomplish this task [Well, Korean cyber punks or some white suburbanite teen who has to much time on his hands due to the fact that he isn't GETTING ANY!], because you see, my PC

A NEW NIGHTMARE HOLIDAY

2011-05-04T17:54:00.001-04:00

by Cory CarrWe here at Slaughter Film are trying to get the ball rolling on an all new horror holiday, DREAM DAY [we know how lame it sounds, but it's a working title]. DREAM DAY is the celebration of the NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET film series, every year on MAY 6th. Why MAY 6th? Well MAY 6th is the birthday of Doctor Sigmund Freud, who is best known for his theories of the unconscious mind and

SCRE4M

2011-04-16T20:21:00.205-04:00

by Cory Carr Sidney Prescott, now the author of a self-help book, returns home to Woodsboro on the last stop of her book tour. There she reconnects with Sheriff Dewey and Gale, who are now married, as well as her cousin Jill (played by Emma Roberts) and her Aunt Kate (Mary McDonnell). Unfortunately Sidney's appearance also brings about the return of Ghostface, putting Sidney, Gale, and Dewey,

EP16: RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD

2011-03-15T06:37:00.002-04:00

"They're back from the grave, and ready to party!" Cory & Forest are no longer missing! Released from their underground prison by a helpful neighbor [Lindsey the Mail Girl], the dynamic-duo lash out against their uptight, horror hating captor, with Joe Bob's three "B"s, Blood, Breasts and Beasts BEER... Well, almost the three "B"s. Watch as they review RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD, and along the

HUMAN CENTIPEDE, THE GAME AND THE PORN!

2011-02-13T11:16:00.022-05:00

by Cory CarrYou are Dr. Heiter, a brilliant German surgeon who has gone mad and surgically attached people ass-to-mouth to create the human centipede. Unfortunately, your patients are not pleased with being human centipedes and have begun to rebel against you. Now you must take your trusty rifle and put down these human centipedes like the bad dogs they are. Don't forget to watch out for

CRAZY DOG ZOMBIE PACKAGE

2011-02-10T21:27:00.002-05:00

by Cory CarrThe fine people at Crazy Dog T-Shirts have asked us to spread the word about their new Zombie T-Shirt Package. A Zombie lovers dream! Grab a handful of their best selling Zombie T-shirts for just $39.99. Their 5 best Zombie tees are on the menu for this deal...you'll get the "Choose Your Weapon" tee, the "Zombie Survival Guide" tee, the "Zombie Outbreak Response Team" tee, and the

BLACK HORROR HISTORY MONTH

2011-02-08T23:03:00.001-05:00

Since it is Black History Month, we decided to throw together a little tribute to all the great black actors and actresses who have graced the horror genre. Well, at least all of whom we could think of. ENJOY! Don't worry, your next episode will be up soon [by the end of the month-ish].

MAD RON'S PREVUES FROM HELL

2010-12-13T13:15:00.003-05:00

by Forest TaylorIt seems that ‘70s style grindhouse cinema is making a comeback as of late. With films like Machete, Black Dynamite and … well, Grindhouse mimicking the over-the-top style of ‘70s classics, it takes us back to a time when movies were just fun (although now they can be viewed in multiplexes rather than dingy back alley theaters in the seediest parts of town). Today when every film

THE HAGSTONE DEMON

2010-12-05T16:23:00.004-05:00

by Cory CarrDouglas Elmore is an alcoholic writer and caretaker haunted by visions of his dead wife and pursued by supernatural forces bent on revenge for his past deeds. When tenants start turning up dead in the hallways and stairwells of his brownstone apartment building, Douglas suspects a strange but sexually alluring homeless prostitute named Karna who sleeps in his basement by day and

EP015: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

2010-12-04T10:43:00.001-05:00

"Because of the bizarre nature of this birthday party, pray you're not invited." Cory and Forest are still missing, and investigator have uncovered a new SLAUGHTER FILM episode. This time the dynamic horror duo are watching HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME in order to help celebrate the 1 year anniversary of SLAUGHTER FILM. Cory and Forest are gonna be awful pissed to see that they missed out on Halloween,

JASON VS MICHAEL: An Original Short Film

2010-11-30T00:02:00.003-05:00

by Forest TaylorThis is a short film that I, helped make with my friend Jarrod (the same Jarrod I mentioned in the METAMORPHOSIS review). As all of you probably already know, there had been talk about a FREDDY VS JASON movie more than ten years before it finally came out. Like most slasher fans, Jarrod and I were really excited to see it and to root for our preferred killer (Team Jason all the

THE CRAZIES

2010-11-20T22:32:00.006-05:00

by Cory CarrAs a toxin begins to turn the residents of Ogden Marsh, Iowa into violent psychopaths, sheriff David Dutton [Tim Olyphant] tries to make sense of the situation while he, his wife [Radah Mitchell], and two other unaffected townspeople band together in a fight for survival. It took me the better part of a year to sit down and watch THE CRAZIES. I'm not a big fan of remakes and to see

THE McRIB AND 80's GOO MOVIES

2010-11-04T20:06:00.005-04:00

by Cory CarrHoly Shit! The fuckin' McRib is BACK! Quick, hide your kids, hide your wife, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! Today I stopped by one of the many McDonalds restaurants that litter my town. Hungry for lunch I started to undress the menu with my eyes, and there it was. High above me hung a man sized tasty treat that glowed like the heavens. My mouth began to water as I stared deep into it's jaw

EP014: HALLOWEEN: Double Feature

2010-10-30T15:41:00.005-04:00

"HE came home for HALLOWEEN" Cory & Forest are still missing, and investigator have uncovered a new SLAUGHTER FILM episode. This time the dynamic horror duo get all gussied up for Halloween as they review both HALLOWEEN and HALLOWEEN 2. Watch this episode closely and keep your eyes open for clues. Maybe you can help investigators solve the case and lock Guy up for good. SYNOPSIS: In the small

EP013: CONTEST

2010-10-19T15:39:00.003-04:00

Watch as Cory & Forest are held captive by Guy, their self-richeous, horror hating, basement dweller. Will they survive? The drawing will be in the middle of November 2010. [about 1 month long]. Don't forget to visit www.slaughterfilm.com for more horror news and movie reviews!