Sleaze Diary

First Person Shaggers

2009-11-26T19:31:00.003Z

So, getting back to this computer game business - having established that if such games concerned players shagging women for points, rather than killing people, then there might be more of an outcry, the next question is, what would make such a scenario more acceptable? What if it was shown that people who played these 'third person shagger' games were less likely to commit sexual offences than

"What's Aught, But as 'Tis Valued?"

2009-11-25T21:00:00.003Z

Increasingly, it seems, the idea that if one provides one's work on a non-profit basis, then it is essentially worthless. In the forefront of this movement are the likes of Rupert Murdoch, who is seeking to end 'free news' on the web, and doesn't want 'parasites' like Google News from 'stealing' his newspapers' content. Quite apart from the fact that the 'free news' he hates most - BBC online

Third Person Shagger

2009-11-24T20:07:00.003Z

Going back to my last, rambling and barely coherent, post, I ended up concluding that violence in computer games was basically harmless, as most people can tell the difference between reality and fantasy. I'm guessing that most people would agree with this. But I set to thinking - what if it wasn't violence which was being portrayed? What if it was sex? Imagine if people were playing a game -

A History of Virtual Violence

2009-11-23T20:42:00.002Z

Apparently you can commit acts in certain video games which, if players were to do the same thing in real life, would constitute war crimes. Quite why anyone would conduct a study to establish this fact is beyond me. But they have. Moreover, they've called upon game designers to incorporate safety mechanisms within games to simulate the international laws which supposedly regulate the conduct

The Sleaze Winterval Appeal 2009

2009-11-20T21:29:00.002Z

As the Christmas lights in my local town centre were officially switched on today - accompanied by an unheralded firework display which startled the shit out of me as I sat watching Home and Away, I thought that Chicken Kong, the really crap movie monster, had returned to ravage the town again, or that an alien invasion had started - I thought that it might be a good time to launch this year's

Tuned In and Turned On

2009-11-19T23:50:00.003Z

Just what is it that stir’s your love juices when you’re watching TV. Come on, you know we’re talking about - most blokes of a certain age can surely recall eagerly sitting through episodes of The Sweeney in the 1970s waiting for that occaisional topless scene, the flash of exposed nipple which would give you the horn, right there on the sofa! Remember how you had to use a strategically placed

The Witches of Westminster

2009-11-17T23:11:00.004Z

The government’s programme of anti-witchcraft legislation appears to be increasingly under threat, with shocking revelations that a top Cabinet Minister was, himself, once involved in illegal black magic, and growing pressure from pro-witchcraft groups to de-criminalise the black arts. Labour insiders fear a damaging schism in the party's leadership following the revelation that Business

The Way Ahead

2009-11-16T20:47:00.002Z

Its all systems go again over at The Sleaze. After a disappointing few weeks traffic-wise, with none of the October stories exactly setting the world on fire, and a less than enthusiastic response to November's first offering, Wild Man of Westminster, we're bouncing back with I Spit on Your War Grave - a provocative title and near-libellous content, surely a winner? I'm hoping to get a second

Whose is the Biggest?

2009-11-13T20:02:00.002Z

Here at Sleaze Diary we like to be even handed. So, after the obvious sexism of a recent cmpetition in which we asked “Which Spice Girl is your Masturbatory Fantasy” we've decided to present something for the ladies - whose todger is biggest? As we all know, the late Errol Flynn was prodigiously endowed and sometimes used his schlonger to play golf (see last month’s issue), snooker and, on

Deviants Are Forever

2009-11-12T20:10:00.002Z

Adapted from the novel by Ian Phlegming, this is the fourth of the popular James Bondage series, and the second starring Rump Gulley as Bondage. This episode pits the super-spy against yet another bizarre enemy of the Crown, this time European porn baron Oral Phallus (a great performance from Dutch actor Jan Zinzanbrook). The plot (such as it is) is somewhat confusing, involving the efforts of

Bad Press

2009-11-11T23:44:00.003Z

The Tory party's leadership has been left reeling following the publication of photographs purportedly showing the entire shadow cabinet dressed in Nazi uniforms whilst attending bilateral talks with their new European allies, the National Purity Party of Latvia. "The bastards are all there - Cameron, Osborne, Hague, even the bloody Mayor of London, that buffoon Boris Johnson - jackbooted and

The Real Naked Chef

2009-11-10T22:35:00.003Z

Whilst cookery programmes presented by celebrity chefs are currently riding high in the TV ratings, one of Britain’s top cooks has launched a scathing attack on them. Speaking from the kitchen of his restaurant 'Hootchie Cootchie’s' in Mill Hill, Percy Lingham told us that he thought the current generation of TV chefs were 'pretentious pillocks' who have totally lost touch with real life. “

Adolf and Me

2009-11-09T20:05:00.003Z

Another gem from my private DVD collection - 'hilarious' Hitler 'comedy' Adolf and Me:A frantic madcap comedy in which a Nazi war criminal’s desperate attempts to avoid detection by, amongst others, US and Israeli agents, are continually hampered by a zombified Adolf Hitler, Hermann Goering’s flatulent corpse and a deep freeze full of dead Nazis, this proved a massive hit in its native Mexico,

A Match Made in Heaven?

2009-11-05T20:24:00.002Z

Gable and Lombard, Bogart and Bacall, Sid James and Barbara Windsor - the list of celebrity couples is endless. Loved by the press, adored by the public,; there’s nothing like a celebrity romance to set the pulses racing. However, as Liz Hurley and Hugh Grant found, it can all so easily go wrong and turn into a nightmare. Whilst it took Hugh and Liz more than ten years to decide that their

The Ignorance of the Crowd

2009-11-03T20:07:00.003Z

When I first started using the web, when I was young and naive, I foolishly thought that one of the wonderful things about it was the opportunity it afforded everyone to freely express their opinions. The days of being shouted down by morons who didn't like what you were saying, and weren't prepared to even give you a fair hearing, were a thing of the past. Sadly, the opposite seems to have

Child's Play (Part Two)

2009-11-02T20:27:00.003Z

Following his sacking by the BBC, for sexual misdemeanours whilst dressed as Mr Blobby, children's entertainer Bobby Wexler found himself forced to make a living playing bit parts in pantomimes. Still, his bizarre erotic fixations managed to threaten his career prospects. During a 1995 production of Jack and the Beanstalk in Scunthorpe, star Rod Hull caught Wexler in his dressing room, naked,

Mad, Bad and Undercover

2009-10-29T20:24:00.005Z

Britain's intelligence community has been rocked by a new scandal, after an inside source - known only as Deep Stomach - revealed that at least two senior members of the Ministry of Defence's Defence Intelligence Staff (DIS) were certifiably insane, their bizarre antics threatening the nation's security. White bearded Adam Shaw joined the DIS after an illustrious career in the Royal Navy, during

Child's Play

2009-10-28T20:45:00.002Z

A group of young children have been left traumatised following an extraordinary incident at a birthday party. When the mother of nine year old Jimmy Cole engaged thirty one year old Bobby Wexler as a children’s entertainer, little could she have imagined that the “entertainment” would involve a sexually explicit version of 'Punch and Judy'. Instead of simply beating his wife, in Wexler’s version

You've Not Got Mail

2009-10-28T14:28:00.002Z

My apologies for not bringing you yesterday's planned post. Or any post for that matter. This was due to circumstances beyond my control. Take my advice, no matter how crappy you think your broadband provider is, don't try switching to another one. It really is far too much hassle. This new provider uses a dedicated modem/router and, despite promising that it would be dispatched days before

Bigots That go Bump in the Night

2009-10-26T20:05:00.002Z

Well, the dust has settled on Nick Griffin's appearance on Question Time, leaving most of us wondering what the point of it all was. What did we learn, other than what we already knew, that Griffin is a bigot who can't put together a coherent argument and tries instead to crudely play the patriotism card, invoking images of Spitfires, plucky British Tommys fighting for freedom against those

Abbott and Costello Meet Sherlock Holmes

2009-10-22T19:39:00.003+01:00

Another gem from my DVD collection - this time it's Abbott and Costello's little seen 1956 movie in which they meet the world's greatest detective:Having finally laid to rest their classic horror monsters by pitching them against Abbott and Costello in a series of cheap B-movies between 1948 and 1955, Universal Pictures, desperate to prop up the dire duo’s film career, turned their attention to

Halloween 2009 at The Sleaze

2009-10-21T19:59:00.001+01:00

As you might have noticed, The Sleaze's Halloween tradition of running vaguely supernatural/horror related stories throughout October is well underway this year. We kicked the month off with Ban the Mind Reader, of course, and most recently The Monster Makers made its long delayed appearance. I originally announced this latter story last Halloween, but it was replaced at the last minute by The

Lies, Damned Lies and Internet Satire

2009-10-20T20:44:00.002+01:00

Much has been made lately of the fact that a group of film makers were able to persuade several British tabloids to publish a number of fake stories about celebrities. Over a two week period The Mirror, The Sun, The Daily Star and Daily Express had all run completely fabricated stories about the likes of Avril Lavigne, Russell Brand and Amy Winehouse, pitched to them by the makers of the film

The Nation's Sweethearts?

2009-10-19T20:01:00.003+01:00

More proof, as if it was needed, that I'm completely out of touch, is the fact that Britain's most loved celebrities are apparently Cheryl Cole and Nick Knowles. Personally, I can't stand either of them. Indeed, I've made my feelings about Nick Knowles clear in these pages before. If I could have been certain it was him I saw walking down my street a couple of years ago, I would have lumped

Jesus Saves - With Our Two for One Deals...

2009-10-16T22:45:00.005+01:00

So the Church of England is worried that it won't be able to afford to maintain many of its magnificent cathedrals. You'd think the Almighty would provide for them, wouldn't you? But no, they instead have to resort to those bloody collections for the church roof fund and organise endless bring and buy sales. Now, it seems, they are looking for handouts of public money - who do they think they