SLIMER'S CELEBRITY NEWS

A SLIMMER SLIMER?

noreply@blogger.com (Slimer the Ghost) — Fri, 08 Dec 2006 22:25:00 +0000

BACK OFF DEPRESSION! SLIMER SANK INTO A COMA FOR TEN DAYS OR SEVEN MAYBE! WHO KNOWS WHAT CELB WILL DISTORT THE WORLD NEXT? MAYBE BEN KINGSLEY?

MOVE OVER BACON! SLIMER'S GOING ON A DIET! TOO FAT FOR TINSLETOWN IS HIS GHOSTS GONE WILD SUBTITLE! SLIMER'S GONNA SLIM DOWN TO GET TO THE WEIGHT OF RYAN GOSLING!

THIS MAKES ME UNSURE

noreply@blogger.com (Slimer the Ghost) — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 17:47:00 +0000

HOW MANY MORE CELBS CAN SLIMER TAKE TO THE BANK ONLY TO FINED THAT CELBS MAKE MISTAKES TO? FIRST MICHAEL RICHARDS THEN DANIEL DEVITO THEN TARA REED? SLIMER HAS SAW PICTURES AND VIDEO OF TARA'S NIPPLE AT HOLLYWOOD PARTY!

DANNY DEVITO IS LOOSE!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Slimer the Ghost) — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 17:35:00 +0000

SLIMER SEES THIS ON YOUTUBE: DANNY DEVITO DRUNK? ON A TV SHOW?

THESE LADIES ARE LUCKY! AFTER GHOSTBUSTERS CAME OUT, ONE NIGHT DANNY DEVITO WAS IN SLIMER'S BED, GIGGLING AND STARING AT SLIMER'S TAINT! HE SAID, "THE TAINT OF A YOUNG LADY MAKES ME HAPPY!" I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE I'M NOT A LADY!!!!! I SAID TO HIM, "I'M A DUDE!!!!!" AND HE GOT ALL SOUR FACED AND SAID, "WELL NOW YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME!" I DON'T KNOW IF HE WAS DRUNKEN, BUT HE SURE WAS TAINT-MAD! DANNY DEVITO LOVES A TAINT OF A LADY! WHICH IS WHY THESE GALS WERE LUCKY THAT HE DIDN'T GO FOR IT!

BY THE WAY, HE MENTIONS SPENDING THE NIGHT NAKED IN A SLEEPING BAG WITH MATTHEW BRODERICK. I BET SLIMER KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED!!!!

HE SAYS HE'S SORRY!

noreply@blogger.com (Slimer the Ghost) — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 21:16:00 +0000

AT MY LUNCH, MICHAEL RICHARDS SAID HE WAS SORRY. I THINK. IT WAS HARD FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE BECAUSE I WANTED TO SQUEEZE OUT WHATEVER SEINFELD HE'D ABSORBED FROM SPENDING SO MUCH TIME WITH SEINFELD INTO A LITTLE POOL ON THE GROUND AND SOAK IT UP IN SOME BREAD AND EAT IT. I LOVE SEINFELD!!!!

HUNGRY

noreply@blogger.com (Slimer the Ghost) — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 23:56:00 +0000

GUESS WHO'S HAVING LUNCH WITH MICHAEL RICHARDS TODAY? THE SCOOP COMES BACK AT YOU LATER!

OPRAH

noreply@blogger.com (Slimer the Ghost) — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 23:47:00 +0000

NOT INVITED TO THE WEDDING OF TOM AND KATIE? SERVES HER RIGHT FOR HAVING THAT COUCH. NOW IF THEY JUST INVITE LEEZA GIBBONS, ALL WILL BE IN PLACE.

NOT AGAIN

noreply@blogger.com (Slimer the Ghost) — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 18:46:00 +0000

WHO THE HELL IS LETTING MADONNA ADOPT AGAIN? THAT'S HOW I GOT INTO THIS GHOST SITUATION IN THE FIRST PLACE!

AW HELL

noreply@blogger.com (Slimer the Ghost) — Mon, 13 Nov 2006 16:27:00 +0000

I'VE JUST SLIMED MY LAPTOP IN ANTICIPATION OF SPIDERMAN 3! I HEARD THAT THOMAS HADEN CHURCH GOT SAND IN HIS SHEW DURING FILMING BUT TOBEY MAGUIRE WAS THERE TO HELP HIM THROUGH IT. GOOD PEOPLE.

In other news:

noreply@blogger.com (Slimer the Ghost) — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 18:39:00 +0000

MY SLIME ACHES FOR KEVIN FEDERLINE. HE'S A CELB WHO KNOWS HOW TO GET WHAT'S HIS EVEN WHEN THE WHORES WON'T.

I BELIEVE

noreply@blogger.com (Slimer the Ghost) — Thu, 09 Nov 2006 18:06:00 +0000

WHERE ON THE SPECTRAL PLANE HAS DAVID DUCHOVONY GONE? HE WAS JUST HERE TWO MINUTES AGO?

noreply@blogger.com (Slimer the Ghost) — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 16:20:00 +0000

THIS JUST IN: I'VE GOT TWO TICKETS TO SEE BORAT AT 7:30 TONIGHT. ANYONE WANT TO COME WITH ME?

I'LL GET TO THAT IN A SECOND

noreply@blogger.com (Slimer the Ghost) — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:28:00 +0000

I THINK I WANNA LEARN HOW TO SKATEBOARD

AND SOME WEB PROGRAMMING
-HTML AND SUCH

noreply@blogger.com (Slimer the Ghost) — Mon, 23 Oct 2006 17:12:00 +0000

THE CRYPTKEEPER WATCHES ME AS I GO AT IT! HE WASHES ME OFF, TO!

noreply@blogger.com (Slimer the Ghost) — Mon, 23 Oct 2006 17:04:00 +0000

I CAN'T STOP COMING THINKING ABOUT THE INFO I'M GIVVING YOU! ROBIN GIVENS!

I'LL PRINT IT ANYWAY

noreply@blogger.com (Slimer the Ghost) — Sat, 21 Oct 2006 15:37:00 +0000

KATIE HOLMES AND TOM CRUISE MAY NOT RETURN MY CALLS, BUT I'VE GOT IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY THAT THEY NEVER EAT MARSHMALLOWS.

BABYLON'S RUNNING ON EMPTY

noreply@blogger.com (Slimer the Ghost) — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 16:36:00 +0000

THE WHORES OF TODAY, THEY HAVE IT SO EASY, IT MAKES ME SICK. GIVE ME THE OLD-TIME CELBS AND I WILL SLIME THEM GRATIS!

NO BULL-ONEY!

noreply@blogger.com (Slimer the Ghost) — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 06:26:00 +0000

THIS JUST IN - RICHARD MOLL IS THE ARBITER OF ALL DONUTS IN THE WORLD. EVERY DONUT THAT IS CONSUMED MUST FIRST PASS HIS INSPECTION. IF IT GETS HARD, IT PASSES THE TEST!

FOR WHOM ARE WHORES?

noreply@blogger.com (Slimer the Ghost) — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 22:09:00 +0000

CELBRITY SLUTS ARE A DIME A DUZEN! BUT WHO HAS TIME TO SIFT THROUGH CELEBIRTY BULLCRAP?
THIS JUST IN AT SLIMER'S HEADQARTERS - SLIMER HAS TIME AND WILL FIND THE GOOD STUF FOR YOUR PLEASURE.
DON'T MAKE ME SICK WITH BULLSHIT!

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noreply@blogger.com (Slimer the Ghost) — Thu, 12 Oct 2006 15:25:00 +0000

HELLO.