<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:blogger='http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2163421877813510151</id><updated>2024-09-02T01:33:16.955-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Slop Wagon</title><subtitle type='html'>The random gibbers, oft disgusting anecdotes and twisted observations of a man who should really be doing something more productive.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.slopwagon.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2163421877813510151/posts/default?redirect=false'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slopwagon.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Nyarlathotep</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11357191121936047350</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfdiF7zLPBitqhI2525Dv3ayhfg4saedkVJFY5gParbjINw4t1jY112gIgx8FefCIJf6zEPheO2akZIRSpbQGMd5XauARsNe4WejemNuQgOtcBPTRU1PcsYEKk8czuKSQ/s220/abdullahthebutcher08.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2163421877813510151.post-969926095769172815</id><published>2010-04-04T00:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-04-04T00:51:16.269-07:00</updated><title type='text'>YAYS!! It Is Finished!!</title><content type='html'>If I wasn&#39;t so tired, I&#39;d put in shading and shit like that, but whatever. I&#39;m just happy I finished it.&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, if it isn&#39;t clear, Sean (or Peter. Like I said I still have no idea which is which) ran home to avoid having his colon from brutally cleansed by Beef.&lt;br /&gt;
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Click the image to enjoy it in its full sized glory!&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.devilbox.com/images/Exploding-head.gif&quot; imageanchor=&quot;1&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; src=&quot;http://www.devilbox.com/images/Exploding-head.gif&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;The first few days I could blame the lack of work on being sick. Basically I contracted something along the lines of whooping cough and I couldn&#39;t sit still without having a coughing fit so severe it felt like my head was going to explode.&lt;br /&gt;
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Even though it took me over a month to draw this, I&#39;m not really happy with it. Just seems lacking in some way and I&#39;m not pleased with the look of Sean (or is the curly haired guy Peter? I get them confused). Anyway, I gotta teach myself to not freak out about shit like this so here it is.&lt;br /&gt;
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The funniest thing about this was that Jay was expecting the colon cleanser device to just be like a big enema tube, but I turned it into a massive anus-shredding dildo. I don&#39;t know, an enema tube just seemed too tame for an extreme dude like Beef.&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, just 1 more picture to go. See you in three months!</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.slopwagon.com/feeds/7026581890517986870/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.slopwagon.com/2010/03/this-is-like-giving-birth.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2163421877813510151/posts/default/7026581890517986870'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2163421877813510151/posts/default/7026581890517986870'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slopwagon.com/2010/03/this-is-like-giving-birth.html' title='This is like giving birth'/><author><name>Nyarlathotep</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11357191121936047350</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfdiF7zLPBitqhI2525Dv3ayhfg4saedkVJFY5gParbjINw4t1jY112gIgx8FefCIJf6zEPheO2akZIRSpbQGMd5XauARsNe4WejemNuQgOtcBPTRU1PcsYEKk8czuKSQ/s220/abdullahthebutcher08.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrt5bLPF7C3FNgZNSyb0JfIMIht8yT8y90eym8S02XRLn1iwta5LCK26ViJBmgj5fhErL0_KuTd71SD9tqrMP0jTev8vL4hKgWhbwBjRrKa1tgoZwJ68KQlFastlKG8NjcY55GOzhhi-Ar/s72-c/SP001_004.gif" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2163421877813510151.post-1958175172570227971</id><published>2010-02-19T07:47:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-03-25T13:23:01.312-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Drawing again</title><content type='html'>Its been a long time since I&#39;ve drawn consistently. I used to draw all the time, but motivation dried up and I let my skills rot for the past several years.&lt;br /&gt;
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Recently a friend of mine asked me to draw a script for a little web-comic he does and for the last several days I&#39;ve been drawing it up in my spare time. While it is no surprise its taking me forever to get the pictures right, what is surprising is how little I find the process of working off the rust frustrating. I&#39;m having a good time drawing again and hope to keep it up for the forseeable future.&lt;br /&gt;
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Thanks Jay.&lt;br /&gt;
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Here&#39;s the work so far.&lt;br /&gt;
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