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Anyway, if it isn't clear, Sean (or Peter. Like I said I still have no idea which is which) ran home to avoid having his colon from brutally cleansed by Beef.&lt;br /&gt;
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Click the image to enjoy it in its full sized glory!&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.devilbox.com/images/Exploding-head.gif" imageanchor="1" style="clear: both; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://www.devilbox.com/images/Exploding-head.gif" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;The first few days I could blame the lack of work on being sick. Basically I contracted something along the lines of whooping cough and I couldn't sit still without having a coughing fit so severe it felt like my head was going to explode.&lt;br /&gt;
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Even though it took me over a month to draw this, I'm not really happy with it. Just seems lacking in some way and I'm not pleased with the look of Sean (or is the curly haired guy Peter? I get them confused). Anyway, I gotta teach myself to not freak out about shit like this so here it is.&lt;br /&gt;
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The funniest thing about this was that Jay was expecting the colon cleanser device to just be like a big enema tube, but I turned it into a massive anus-shredding dildo. I don't know, an enema tube just seemed too tame for an extreme dude like Beef.&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, just 1 more picture to go. See you in three months!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2163421877813510151-7026581890517986870?l=www.slopwagon.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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Recently a friend of mine asked me to draw a script for a little web-comic he does and for the last several days I've been drawing it up in my spare time. While it is no surprise its taking me forever to get the pictures right, what is surprising is how little I find the process of working off the rust frustrating. I'm having a good time drawing again and hope to keep it up for the forseeable future.&lt;br /&gt;
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Thanks Jay.&lt;br /&gt;
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Here's the work so far.&lt;br /&gt;
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