Slutty Girl Problems™

CONDOMS for Contributions!

2013-05-20T13:40:00.001-07:00

We’ve paired up with our Sponsor at T.K.K. Modeling to bring you

CONDOMS for Contributions!

For every dollar you donate, you’ll receive a condom from T.K.K. Modeling, OR we’ll donate that condom to a sex-positive youth organization!

Stock up here: http://igg.me/at/sluttygirlproblems/x/2526310

And visit our amazing Sponsor here: http://tkkmodeling.com

HUGE THANKS to T.K.K. Modeling for this amazing donation! We’re so excited to work with you!

New Affiliate - Tradesy!

2013-05-15T19:14:00.000-07:00

Hey Followhores!

We’ve hooked up with a new affiliate! Tradesy - the best way to get designer clothes, purses, shoes, and accessories at a huge discount. When you sign up for FREE using our link below, you’ll get $15 off your first purchase!

Check Out Tradesy for $15 Off

You can even shop my closet! All proceeds will go directly to the new website. You'll find:

- Victoria's Secret
- Guess
- Coach
- Express
- TONS of Leopard Print
- Jewelry - like feather earrings!
- Purses, shoes, belts, and accessories
- Vintage/Retro pins, shoes, and purses
- More added EVERY DAY!

My shop is here: http://www.tradesy.com/sgp/223219

Check it out, and share with your friends! With less than 20 days left, I still have hope! You can also support the new website and claim perks: http://igg.me/at/sluttygirlproblems/x/2526310

Peace, Love, & SGP,

Slutty Girl Problems

Slutty Girl Problems FAQ

2013-05-13T10:16:00.002-07:00

Don't understand what Slutty Girl Problems is all about? Check out the short FAQ below.

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FAQ:
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Why "Slutty" Girl Problems?

Women who act on their normal and natural desires are labelled "Sluts" - a societal problem in and of itself. Slutty Girl Problems reclaims the word "slut" and uses it as an empowering term; which encourages people to openly discuss their real-life experiences (and the ups and downs of being sexually active) without judgement. Slutty Girl Problems promotes SAFE sex, CONSENSUAL sex, and RESPONSIBLE sex, along with a confident and empowered attitude.

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What will the new site do?

The new website will empower young people to feel confident, take control, and discuss their sex lives openly through more content, advice columns & guides, resources, and an interactive environment.

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Why Support the new site?

Your donation will help SGP's empowering message to reach more women and men around the world, and fully express the message in a way which is lost on the 140 characters of Twitter alone.

See the IndieGoGo campaign for more information!

http://igg.me/at/sluttygirlproblems/x/2526310

Website Update - Perfect Perks!

2013-05-08T14:06:00.002-07:00

Hello fabulous Followhores!

Over halfway through the campaign, we’ve finally reached the $1000 mark. At just 16% of our total goal, it looks like we might not make it to the finish line. As Slutty Girl Problems’ first and strongest supporters, YOUR influence will help to make the campaign reach our goal! Please share this campaign with your friends and networks, and encourage them to support – In the coming week, I’ll continue to reach out to celebrities and sponsors for support of the new website.

With that, I’ve gotten many questions about how much the website will cost, and why the goal of $7000. To answer, I’ve outlined the website’s costs on my blog, and hope that this transparency will encourage more donations.

I also have a few more great perks to announce! Let your friends know – there’s great perks to be claimed!

- The “Simply Shout-Out” perk for just $15. Get a personalized Shout-Out to your personal or business account on Twitter, and let the world know you’re a VIP!

- Lowered the “Sexy Spotlight” perk to $20

- 3-packs of Slutty Girl Problems stickers are still available!

THANK YOU for your continued support! I’m thrilled to have your support, and am excited for the future. Share the love with your friends and networks and let’s keep moving forward together! http://igg.me/at/sluttygirlproblems/x/2526310

Big hugs and kisses all around,

<3 - Slutty Girl Problems

Website Update - Why $7000?

2013-05-05T11:08:00.005-07:00

With the IndieGoGo Campaign at a mere 14% of it's $7000 goal, I've gotten many questions as to why the website will cost so much.

Certainly, creating a free website on Blogger, Tumblr, or Wordpress would be ideal - and relying on friends for nearly-free help would be wonderful! But given the features you've asked for, and the content and interactivity I hope to deliver, the new website requires much more time, effort, and cost than myself (with limited skills) or a friend can offer - and a professional web designer is necessary.

To answer your question, here is the Website Budget breakdown I developed at the start of this project and campaign. I've priced out several web designers to give me the most bang for the buck, and each bolded price is an estimate from those designers. With all costs considered, $7000 is an under estimation of what is needed, and is the bare minimum required to get the job done right. But, with my personal funds and efforts also going into the project, I hope I'll be able to cover any additional costs.

I hope that this openness about the cost of the new website will encourage you to help with your small donation, and make the new website possible!

SGP IndieGoGo Budget

Professional Website Set-Up - $2500

Covers basic design, graphic integration, multiple blog-style pages, page detailing, categorization, “recent” and “most popular” coding, html coding, flash coding, web detailing and troubleshooting.

Interactive Features & Functionality - $2000

Member Posting and Commenting, User Pages & Profiles, Submissions of Posts/Tweets/Pictures/Stories the live-stream, User Forums, Contact/Contest/Giveaway Formatting

Graphic Design - $1000

Includes title, logo, banners, fonts, buttons, links, misc detailing

Legal Costs - $700

Terms and Conditions, Privacy Policy, User Agreement

Web Recognition & Analytics - $300 (lasts one year)

Google search inclusion, SEO (search engine optimization), page view tracking, link click tracking, advanced analytics & optimization

Social Media Management - $200 (lasts one year)

Twitter and Facebook management, post scheduling, analytics and tracking

Web Hosting - $120 (lasts 2 years)
E-mail hosting - $80 (lasts 2 years)
Website Domain - $50 (lasts 2 years)
Public Outreach & Marketing - $50

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Total - $7000

If the IndieGoGo Goal of $7000 is reached, they take out 4% - to a total of 6,720.

If it’s not reached, they take out 9%.

Expenses not covered by IndieGoGo:

Trademark, Copyright, and Legal Agreements - over $3000 so far
E-commerce - $700+
Website maintenance - unknown cost
Multiple writers - unknown cost

Website Update

2013-05-02T10:44:00.002-07:00

Hello Followhores and VIP Illuminaughty!

We’re into the second week of the new website's campaign! Just shy of $1000, and at 13% of our total goal, I’ve realized that many of Slutty Girl Problems’s followers are under 18, and may not have the ability to donate. So, with 30 days left, I’m looking forward to writing some celebrity followers (such as Jenna Jameson, Dan Savage, and Joe Rogan!) and reaching out to sex-positive businesses (like condom, feminine product, and related companies) to seek sponsorships. If you know of a business who may be interested in advertising, please send this campaign their way!

LOVELY FOLLOWHORES: Unfortunately, if this campaign doesn't raise enough money by May 30th, 2013 - the new website will not be able launch, and Slutty Girl Problems will have to come to an end. Just ONE DOLLAR will help to keep Slutty Girl Problems alive, and give you exclusive access and updates to the new website. Please check out the campaign, donate, and share it with your friends and social networks.
Here is the link: http://igg.me/at/sluttygirlproblems/x/2526310

I also have great progress to announce!

1. A brand new PERK! As per popular vote, 3-packs of Official Slutty Girl Problems stickers are now available - designed, ordered, and on the way! Also, the "Early Girl Special" Perk is extended until Sunday, May 5th - jump on it now before it's too late!

Stickers for everyone!

2. Surveys show that you love contests... so stay tuned for a sharing contest from this campaign!!

3. Trademark for Slutty Girl Problems has been officially approved! YAY!!! It's been a long road, but Slutty Girl Problems is finally secure.

With 30 days left, I’m hopeful that SGP will be able to reach and help even more young people worldwide. THANK YOU for your support! Share the love with your friends and networks and let’s do this! The more funds we raise, the more we can do together! http://igg.me/at/sluttygirlproblems/x/2526310

Love and kisses, from my bed to yours.

Slutty Girl Problems <3

Halloween

2011-10-25T14:19:00.000-07:00

Some girls say that Halloween is the one night of the year when it’s acceptable to dress like a slut. The rest of us know that every weekend is an excuse to flaunt our assets to get free drinks. However, there are very few occasions where you and your girlfriends can go out wearing little else other than animal ears, a tiara, police badge, or a fire man’s hat. (Unless of course, you love attending themed parties… in which case, dressing up is a common occurrence.) In this sense, Halloween gives us the opportunity to express our alter-egos while releasing our inner sex addict. Unfortunately, men are given that same opportunity… but their alter egos are often much weirder, and certainly not sexy.

Guys barely know how to appropriately dress themselves in the morning, let alone pre-plan an outfit for Halloween. I want a man in uniform, complete with washboard abs, pecs, and biceps big enough to lift me out of my stilettos. Instead, I get the guy dressed up as a breathalyzer with a tube that says “Blow Here”, and probably a drink spilled down his front. Obviously, this guy put a lot of thought into his costume… just not in the right places. These are the nights we all look back on and wish we could forget years down the line. But alas, those Facebook pictures live on, and each year, your girlfriends will remind you of that one night you went home with the guy whose face you could barely see, and whose body should’ve remained hidden by his costume. To avoid this, here are a few tips for the upcoming Halloween Weekend.

Don’t let yourself be this girl.

Avoid guys dressed as girls

I love a man who's comfortable enough with his sexuality to embrace his feminine side. In fact, I fully support any man who will sacrifice his comfort and masculinity to temporarily experience what it’s like to be a woman. But, as appealing as that Marilyn Monroe costume is to my lesbian side, I really don’t need a guy's tissue-stuffed tits to fall on my back during doggy style. It's beyond unattractive to reach for your man's hair, and pull off their wig instead. Just the fact that it’s slowly bobbing off his head is nauseating. Many aspects of this scenario concern me, especially the fact that he not only shaved his pubes (which is highly appreciated), but went the extra mile to shave his legs as well. A night like this will only leave me wondering, just whom is it that you’re attracted to, and how did you learn how to walk in high heels?

Do you really want those tits in your face all night?

Avoid guys in face paint

Every year, it seems that some of the hottest guys choose to dress up as the most gruesome characters they can conceive of. Whether they’re a zombie, blood-soaked serial killer, or the Joker from Batman, guys love to make themselves look horrifyingly disgusting. Make up is rarely attractive on males, but this face painting phenomena takes the catastrophe to a much higher level. However, once the shit that once covered his entire face is smeared all over mine, I start reconsidering my decisions. The idea that my guy's a rebel and went the extra mile to complete his costume is admirable. But I don’t need the entire party to know that we’ve been hooking up on the dance floor for the last 20 minutes, nor do I want to walk home in the morning looking like a scene from Dawn of the Dead. To make it worse, if there's any oil in that paint, I'll be cursing this night for the next two weeks as I break out violently and wear huge sunglasses to hide my shame.

Simultaneously hooking up an entire hoard of zombies is okay.

Throwbacks are hot, cartoon characters are not.

I'm all about reminiscing the 90's. In fact, I'd love nothing more than to make out with a Will Smith look-a-like, or even Jazzy Jeff, this year. But let's be honest, loving the 90's should only go so far. As soon as a guy reaches back to toddler hood for his inspiration, I'm done. Dressing as any infancy idol, such as Barney, the Teletubbies, or Big Bird, is strictly prohibited. Not only are these costumes totally nonfunctional for dancing, but the guy wearing it is probably sweating like a pig inside. Don't be fooled by semi-cartoon characters either, no matter how sexy that individual may seem in the black light. His Where's Waldo costume is all fun and games at the party, but not when your friends start spotting him on campus, and he truly looks like McLovin'.

Unfortunately, Teletubbies are even more horrifying when in a group.

And finally, if last year taught me anything, puking is not prettier with a tiara on.

This year, I'll hold off on that one last chug from the Franzia bag and thank myself in the morning for not waking up with a ruined pink dress, one lace glove, and a matted down mess where my perfectly curled hair used to be.

For more Slutty Girl Problems, check out SGP's Twitter, Tumblr, or Facebook.

For slutty merchandise, visit the SGP Store.

Condoms

2011-10-12T22:57:00.000-07:00

During any serious hook-up or potential one night stand, there comes the moment when you’re about to cross the line from a mild sexual encounter to a mind-blowing experience. Now, a true gentleman won’t even have to ask. He’ll be prepared before you even say the words, deftly reaching into the desk drawer where he keeps his stash. A douchebag, on the other hand, won’t even attempt to ask. He’ll be right at the gates, poking around, ‘til you say “whoa buddy… forgetting something there?”, as if he could get in raw dog for free. But your standard guy will ask you, “Should I get a condom?”

Now, nine times out of ten, the answer is YES. Having children would totally ruin your social life… and herpes is one gift you don’t want to receive. That other time is when you’ve downed half a bottle of Cuervo (damn, he looks good in the dark!) and grab his hips like you’re at the fucking rodeo, pushing it in yourself. But, in hopes that these times are few and far in between, even attempting to use a condom can become problematic.

No condom

I’m hard pressed to believe that any man between the ages of fourteen and forty does not possess a condom somewhere in or on his property. Men live for the possibility that they might have sex on the weekend. No matter how unlikely, they thrive off the thought of these potential encounters. If your man says he’s lacking in the rubber department, he is either lying in hopes that you’ll say “fuck it” and go for it anyway; or, he must not have assessed his surroundings properly. Are you in college? Did you go out to the bar or club tonight? Are you reasonably attractive, or at least hitting on girls much younger and uglier than you? Did you think there was even a remote possibility that you’d ever have a girl in your vicinity sometime in the near future? Then you should really own a condom. If he truly does not own a condom, this is a warning sign. He either has not seen a naked female since 10^th grade anatomy, or bones empty handed 100% of the time. Either way, you do not want to be a part of this individual’s repertoire.

Step up your game.

If you are considering not using a condom, you have to seriously ask yourself the question: “Is the dick that good?” This is a quick assessment of how worthwhile his dick is compared to the potential consequences you may face as a result of this encounter. Worst case scenario, you're completely aware of. Best case scenario, you’ve got your calendar in one hand, birth control in the other, desperately praying that you haven’t missed a pill. This moment will make even the most unreligious girls pull out their rosary beads and pray to God that their period will come, and come quick. But of course, this will be the month when you’re period is three days late and you start crying in the shower, looking up Planned Parenthood resources in your spare time. Bottom line, unless he’s “rollin’ out” like Ludacris, it’s really not worth the time, money, or embarrassment it takes to drive yourself to CVS and buy some Plan B.

Expired Condoms

Deciding to use a condom is certainly a step in the right direction. Once it’s on, you can typically go to business, smooth sailing. Your mind is at ease knowing you’re safe from STD’s and unintended pregnancy. But if only life could be this easy all the time. In rare cases, the condom just doesn’t feel quite right. It’s so dry and brittle that your tropical paradise instantly becomes a desert savannah. You may second guess yourself. “That’s odd. He must have bought unlubricated condoms. They sell those… right?” But no. Ten strokes in, that shit snaps, like a water balloon has just exploded inside you. It’s in these moments that I think to myself, “I should have just brought my own damn condoms.” But, of course, I didn’t anticipate that I’d be hooking up with an infantile ape who probably still thinks babies come from storks, and certainly can’t locate the clitoris.

Even Snooki uses new condoms.

Most condoms have at least a four-year lifespan, so if the wrapper says “Expires in 2010”, he hasn’t bought condoms since ’06, or possibly even earlier. Depending on where you fall generationally, this could mean trouble. If your man hasn’t bought condoms since high school, you can be assured that his sexual skills end around that same time. If he’d been getting any practice in, those condoms would be in rotation so fast that he’d have the up-and-coming brand in before they even hit the shelves. The clerks at CVS don’t need to know him by name, but he should certainly be stopping in at least once or twice a year, if for no other reason than to renew his stash. If the condom breaks, don’t even bother replacing it. Just leave. You’ve had your days of fumbling limbs and uncoordinated rhythms. No need to revisit that in your prime.

Bad Condoms

Assuming the condoms are in full working condition, there are still some problems to be faced. Durex, Ruff Riders, “Twisted Pleasure”, or any condom given out for free at your local health center. These are just a few examples of condoms that will fuck your night up. As if condoms weren’t uncomfortable enough, thick condoms entirely remove any remaining pleasure from the experience. I’d rather saran wrap that dick than spend the next thirty minutes checking the clock, hoping he’ll finish soon so I can catch the encore of Jersey Shore. If I wanted to feel plastic, I’d have skipped going out completely and instead spent the night with BOB, my battery-operated boyfriend. If you’re going to use a condom, it’s worth spending the extra $4.50 to get a half-decent pack and save your date from wishing she hadn’t wasted a number, or her time.

Far worse than thick condoms are those that have extra ribbing and layers designed for “her pleasure”. I don’t know who they tested these condoms on, but last time I checked, women’s vaginas were not made to withstand anything resembling a cactus.

You can stay far away from my coochie, thank you very much.

Yes! Please give me more plastic on top of the thick wrapping you’ve already subjected me to. In fact, make that extra plastic pointy, sharp, twisted, uneven, or otherwise remarkably painful. I’d try to keep myself from yawning, but I’m too horrified. Initially, the fact that you bought thick condoms suggested you were cheap bastard… but now with these babies, you’ve confirmed yourself as a sadistic psycho. As wonderful as the idea of condoms are, it seems that in practice, their usage serves only to cock-block those of us looking to get it in, and create one more problem for the slutty girl in all of us.

For more Slutty Girl Problems, check out SGP's Twitter, Tumblr, or Facebook.

For slutty merchandise, visit the SGP Store.