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Forget it, Jake, it’s Burbank….

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 20:55:31 +0000

Forget it, Jake, it’s Burbank. #1stdraftmovielines

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:00:52 +0000

@sandrajapandra duh! it’s clearly for Billy Mays’ funeral

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:22:12 +0000

@textism hey that’s my drink! it’s what I imagine Alec Guiness would drink in Bridge on the River Kwai had saccharine been available in wwii

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 18:45:50 +0000

Sanford, I’ve seen an opera about David. I’ve seen Michelangelo’s, Bernini’s, and Donatello’s sculptures of David. And you are no David.

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 02:44:22 +0000

RT @sandrajapandra Had a surreal argument with my student about whether or not MJ was dead. - Schroedinger’s international icon?

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 01:40:27 +0000

@StopAhmadi it will come off the list much quicker though — he was an international figure and it’s an untimely death. to be expected.

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 23:02:52 +0000

There goes the resale value on my hyperbaric oxygen chamber.

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 13:56:34 +0000

@persiankiwi what happened at the bazaar today? It seemed like that was a much better idea than trying the tactic they expected.

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 12:55:31 +0000

@anamariecox @mikemadden @anamariecox So either he pissed off Simon Wiesenthal or he got plastic surgery. Any bets?

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 23:22:19 +0000

RT Khatami/Mousavi -From Today every morning at 9am WE ALL go to Tehran Bazaar -whatever reaction from Gov- Bazaar will close #iranelection