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			<p>This book is a delight! I know the cover is not nearly as cute as the cover of the first in this series, Partners in Crime, but don’t be put off! Enemies to lovers is suspenseful, twisty, swoony and so so good. I don’t want to spoil anything about this story, so please refer to the cover copy below for the basics of the plot. I have so many wonderful things to say about Enemies &hellip; <a href="https://smartbitchestrashybooks.com/reviews/enemies-to-lovers-by-alisha-rai/" class="more-link">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">Enemies to Lovers by Alisha Rai</span> <span class="meta-nav">&rarr;</span></a></p>
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    <p>Please be advised that this post contains the names of deceased persons. In lieu of images of the deceased, which are offensive to Aboriginal persons, this post contains images of art by contemporary Aboriginal artists. TW: genocide, slavery, exile, sexual violence, imprisonment, forced labor For this month’s Kickass Women in History, we go to Tasmania, an island state of Australia, home of the Palawa people. The Palwala people called their home Lutruwita, and early British &hellip; <a href="https://smartbitchestrashybooks.com/2026/04/kickass-women-in-history-tarenorerer/" class="more-link">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">Kickass Women in History: Tarenorerer</span> <span class="meta-nav">&rarr;</span></a></p>
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        <p><em>The Duke of Shadows</em> by Meredith Duran is $1.99! We always get lots of comments when we feature a Duran title; many are hoping she’ll return to writing someday. If you need hope, I found <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoricalRomance/comments/1e3x7ri/meredith_durans_comeback/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">a Reddit thread</a> that mentioned Duran had updated her “About” page in the last couple years and makes references to finishing a manuscript.  <a title="The Duke of Shadows by Meredith Duran" href="https://smartbitchestrashybooks.com/reviews/the_duke_of_shadows_by_meredith_duran/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Sarah reviewed it </a>back in 2008 and gave it a B-:</p>
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    <p>You’ve been hearing me talk about this book for awhile, and I am so excited to share with you my conversation with Fortesa Latifi, author of Like, Follow, Subscribe: The Cost of a Childhood Online. Her research into family vloggers and influencers is superb and I’m still thinking about some of the revelations in this book. We discuss the origins of influencing and family vlogging, the benefits and the harms that arise from becoming popular, &hellip; <a href="https://smartbitchestrashybooks.com/podcast/712-like-follow-subscribe-the-cost-of-a-childhood-online-with-fortesa-latifi/" class="more-link">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">712. Like, Follow, Subscribe: The Cost of A Childhood Online with Fortesa Latifi</span> <span class="meta-nav">&rarr;</span></a></p>
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