The Distraction Network

Why is milk given to kids who swallow cleaning products?

Maiu — Sat, 23 Mar 2013 04:52:09 +0000

If that’s the correct answer, why don’t they give them alcohol?

Spread eagle

admin — Sat, 23 Mar 2013 02:27:09 +0000

She is giving birth and they wanted a complete family picture

Efficient urinal

admin — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 23:49:09 +0000

I can get the same effect from my shower

Ear piercing fail

Maiu — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 23:08:09 +0000

If you think this is bad, think about his circumcision

Extreme knife ad

admin — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 22:58:09 +0000

The knife holding company must be pissed

Modern Warfare + skateboarding

Maiu — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 21:46:09 +0000

And I thought Modern Warfare 3 was stupid

Cute kitten hanging around

admin — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 19:10:09 +0000

She knows water is dangerous, so she wants to watch you while you shower

These are terrible puns

admin — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 18:14:09 +0000

If you think these are hilarious, think about the ones which are already missing

What gives you the most problems when you read?

Maiu — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 17:42:09 +0000

I’m glad we got the numbers out of the way

Old school gaming

Maiu — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 16:51:09 +0000

I guess it is somewhat like Portal

Bad genes

admin — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 15:19:09 +0000

And he drives like an Asian

Journey Soundtrack comment

admin — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 14:53:09 +0000

If he worked at Apple, the uploader would already be in jail

Weird monster truck

admin — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 14:35:09 +0000

Check out this monstrosity

Dog climbing a tree

Maiu — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 13:33:09 +0000

What? You would be afraid of that mouse too

Banana tree

admin — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 13:33:09 +0000

Vegetarians have the weirdest customs

Anti gravity road cone

admin — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 12:46:09 +0000

Planes need directions too

Pokeball birthday cake

admin — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 12:02:09 +0000

I asked for a Dragon Ball Z cake

Like a sir foggy windshield

Maiu — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 11:49:09 +0000

God sends signs like a sir

Listening to a nice song on YouTube

admin — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 11:18:09 +0000

I knew I shouldn’t have told my mother how to join YouTube

I always handle with care

admin — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 10:56:09 +0000

He borrowed that leopard coat from his mother

Bathroom fun

admin — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 10:51:09 +0000

If you have a PSP, the bathroom is your gaming room

Weight lifting fail

Maiu — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 09:35:09 +0000

Did you really think she could lift that much weight without supernatural powers?

Weird Pineapple ad

admin — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 09:26:09 +0000

I’ll have what he’s having

High heals

admin — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 07:41:09 +0000

Lady Gaga went all out again

The perfect wedding gift

admin — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 04:36:09 +0000

Her husband received a fleshlight, so this was definitely appropriate

Urinal planking idea

admin — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 04:22:09 +0000

I hope that’s his finger, not something else

Know your Paradoxes sign in Portal 2

Maiu — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 03:25:09 +0000

What I didn’t learn in school, I learned from Valve

Painted fanatical fan

admin — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 21:40:09 +0000

At least he doesn’t have to worry about sunburn

Cute Mario cake

admin — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 18:32:09 +0000

And since he’s 21, we can go to a strip club afterwards!

Cute dog with knife through his head

Maiu — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 16:31:09 +0000

I guess this is why you shouldn’t run with knifes

Porn tape discovery

admin — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 13:25:09 +0000

It was better than he expected

Perfect playground picture

admin — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 13:09:09 +0000

This is cute, but you should have seen him falling off the swing

Very old wigglegram photo

admin — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 13:08:09 +0000

Photography has improved over the years, but this is still the best method of carrying stuff on your head

Dog attack

admin — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 12:42:09 +0000

An eye for an eye

Whenever a girl hits on me

Maiu — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 12:28:09 +0000

I’ll let future me decide

Boy doesn’t want to sit on Santa’s Lap anymore

admin — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 12:16:09 +0000

He already asked for everything, so what more could he want?

Fat iron man

Maiu — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 11:21:09 +0000

More like Gold man, because gold is heavier than iron, am I right?

Mario and Luigi at the game

admin — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 08:39:09 +0000

The Championship cup is in another castle

Larry David costume

admin — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 07:47:09 +0000

What’s the deal with dumb costumes?

Bad luck Brian is having identity problems

admin — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 05:07:09 +0000

Who would want to have his identity?

Smallest Christmas tree in the world

admin — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 05:06:09 +0000

I hope my presents won’t squash it

Radio obsessed car owner

Maiu — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 01:55:09 +0000

He wants to listen to Rebecca Black every time she’s on

Life jacket for dogs

admin — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 00:08:09 +0000

If only the dogs on the Titanic had these

Cool gaming garage

Maiu — Wed, 20 Mar 2013 23:42:09 +0000

If you think this is cool, you should see their karts

Tamagotchi toy

admin — Wed, 20 Mar 2013 23:01:09 +0000

The original handheld gaming console

Doctor visit rage

admin — Wed, 20 Mar 2013 19:18:09 +0000

And that’s when I died

Gaming nerd in college

Maiu — Wed, 20 Mar 2013 18:02:09 +0000

My degree can wait, but this Quake level is happening right now

Say cheese

admin — Wed, 20 Mar 2013 15:56:09 +0000

The photographer said “say stinky cheese”

Huge frog eating a mouse

Maiu — Wed, 20 Mar 2013 15:40:09 +0000

Or maybe he’s just hiding here

Bad luck Brian horror movie

admin — Wed, 20 Mar 2013 12:49:09 +0000

That’s why you should kill the black guy while you have the chance