Aside of the fact that vodka is a very good drink; vodka has many other valuable uses which you may not yet know about. Vodka is one of the world’s most popular and cheep drinks; many of us have a bottle in our home. It is typically filtered and produced uncontaminated through herbs and fruits, it makes a handy liquid to have around. The alcohol in vodka has plenty of other uses which are also very easy to adopt. Some of them are given below:

12. Insecticide

It can be used as an insecticide specially to get rid of bees. One can use 250 ml spray gun and fill it with vodka, now the bottle is ready to use as an insecticide killer for bees and wasps.

11. Skin Toner

In order to use Vodka as a skin toner, one just needs to dip cotton ball into a cup of vodka and apply on skin as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

10. Cleaning of Eye Glasses

Simply wipe the lenses with a soft clean cloth and pour a little vodka on them. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glasses and kills bacteria.

9. Removing Vomit Stain from Clothes

Pour some vodka on vomit stain on the effected area of the cloth. Then scrub with hand or use a brush to rub it or leave it in sunlight till the cloth dries. You will be happy to see it that stain has been removed.

8. Removing Bandage without Pain

Saturate the bandage with vodka for about three minutes. The solvent dissolves the adhesive which results in easy removal of bandage without pain.

7. Cleaning Bathtubs and Showers

To clean the algae and other spots around bathtubs and showers, spray with a bottle filled with vodka and wash it clean after this. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and algae.

6. Aching Tooth

If you have toothache, you should consult the dentist. But sometimes you can’t get an appointment of a dentist, and then you can try to heal it on its own.

In that case, try swishing a shot of vodka over the affected area. It can help disinfect, and should reduce your pain in gums or tooth.

5. Foot Odor

To cure your foot odor add Vodka about half a cup in a tub having filled with a little warm water then put your feet in this tub for about five to ten minutes and then wash it with the same water it will cure foot odor.

4. Earache

If you have earache then put a few drops of vodka in your ear. After few minutes, drain it by putting your ear downward. Vodka will kill all the bacteria which were causing pain in your ear. If pain persists, contact your doctor.

3. Mouth Wash

Add about two table spoon powered cinnamon with one cup of vodka and one cup of water. Keep it in a bottle for more than a week and then filter it. Use this mixture with a little warm water as a mouth wash. It will make your gums stronger and mouth odor free.

2. Dandruff Removal and Shiny Hair

Vodka may make people look prettier. There is a remedy for healthier, lush hair: Add a cup of vodka to a 400 ml bottle of shampoo. This mixture of vodka and shampoo is better than both shampoo and conditioner. It will make your hair shiny and free of dandruff .

1. Relieve Pain of Jellyfish Sting

It has a huge history in medicines and has been sold by druggists as an ailment to cure wounds, from infertility to colic and the plague. The pain of jellyfish and ray stings is magically relieved with vodka (the enzymes that work to break down meat’s proteins also break down the stinging agents in the venom).

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10. A donkey grows in my womb

We start off with this extraordinary bloke who seemed utterly needy as to be rightfully confused by his own follies. Yes we are bashing the old name in the book; it’s the Greek stoic philosopher, Chrysippus who around the third century B.C. died of laughter. Just to demonstrate the adverse effects of what wine could bring to the educated, he fed wine to his only donkey and then watching it feed on figs, the nude animal went bonkers and the philosopher went mad with laughter until the point of suffocation. He died but the donkey lived

I must admit I love donkeys

9. Save the roast!

Remember to never leave your chicken unattended whether you are a Wall Street guy who like everything in one plate, or a mother of six who has no time to cook everything for everyone. Vladimir Ladyzhensky, a contestant from Russia who went loose after vigorous warm up sessions, during the World Sauna Championship (don’t have any idea what it’s all about) was found steam-roasted in a sauna.  Eventually the judges took hold of the team and somehow someone from somewhere forgot to thoroughly check the temperature on the main gauges, the competitor was heated to death in a sauna for over 110’C because he had been there for only six minutes. If six minutes can kill you, beat some sense into an idiot blabbing for hours.

8. Animal attack aka goats have muscles too!

Olympic National Park is like a venue for mentalists and where brutality goes unchecked. Okay, I am exaggerating it a bit, but sorry guys it’s the truth, Robert Boardman, a 63 year old keen bird watcher was jabbed to death by a mountain goat, and I repeat, “A goat”. I am surprised since it’s near the pacific Coastline, the wrestling goat did not wish to drown the evidence, and otherwise it would have been a proper category 8 murder.

7. Behold, water tubs have a killer instinct too

This mysterious, close to being a miracle murder, happened in 2011, Arthur Sexton a gardener sank after dwindling from a stage folding ladder and then landing headlong in a rainwater tank full of only four feet of water. He was 80 years old and obviously he was nowhere near an athletic being but come on people, four feet is nothing, whatever happened to the involuntary body reflexes, where were his hues and cries and why didn’t he flap his feet. A two year old baby would have survived! I mean who dies in a water tub!?

6. England’s chainsaw massacre

Some people have strange ways to say strange comments about what the fate devil would bring them otherwise. Let’s not irritate any religious crowd before we even get to the point. David Phyall was a happy man, who thought of his home as his only ruin from the Lord Almighty, but he was wrong when the concerned authorities ordered the demolishing of a certain block area in Bishopstoke, near Southampton, in England. These buildings were made to last till eternity, but this 50 year old bloke felt it a little too deep, on the day of demolishing he took a chainsaw and sawed off his own head as to highpoint the inequality being done to him. What a hero, he should have castrated the owners male cat if he wanted revenge.

5. Defining self-silent torture once again

I am rich, married to a hot wife, have three obese kids yet I feel unhappy. What could possibly be the reason? Gerald Mellin, a top notch European businessman was once such dude, he was fed up with his life, his worth and more importantly his life insurance, so that day after his work hours, he took the rope, tied one end to the nearby tree and the other around his neck, sat in his Heritage Aston Martin DB7 and drove (with launch control switch on, and in sports mode) down Swansea main road, until he couldn’t breathe no more. That was quite fast isn’t it?

4. Playing the hangman across borders

How many of you have gone berserk over an ordinary hangman game and when your organic self-control dominated your left side and you decided to choke your opponent just because you felt that he cheated out a syllable? Don’t stray afar, one such dude went over the limits, Kevin Whitrick a handsome 42 year old British man committed suicide by hanging himself from an alleviated object in front of a live webcam session. Maybe his date at the other end proved to be a she male, or maybe Osama Bin Laden presence interrupted the lovely conversation. Weird indeed!

3. Hold your wee for a Wii!

Hold it right there! Water intoxication! WTF! Who dies of water!?

Yes on this particular contest organized for winning a Nintendo Wii, people were required to consume water as much as they can while not forcibly urinating. In 2007 a 28-year old woman from California, Jennifer Strange died while holding her urine tub sealed. This contest was broadcasted over KDND 107.9 radio station. What a joke, poor woman died over a console. I am sorry for the family who got the console at the end of the contest.

2. Copulation TOP secret

We deliberately called it a top secret; nothing can be as secretive as hobbling your own private parts, by private we mean, the bishop, the gentleman’s sausage or stroking the Mexican. Kenneth Pinyan from Seattle, Washington died because he was found having sex with a tough sturdy Arabian stallion. His inner abdominal, intestinal lining ruptured because the man underestimated the horse’s piercing thrusts, its boiling libido and its raw punishment of anal entrance. Obviously after all this drama a law was being put forward against criminalization of bestiality. The guy was a Boeing Engineer, what on earth was he doing with a damn stallion? He could have had Frida Pinto if you ask me. Frida is a goddess people, a true pleaser

1. StarCraft you SOB!

Konami, Capcom, does these words sound familiar; yes these are the brainchild of Korean programmers and sadistic computer geeks. Japanese and the Korean are freaks when it comes to gaming your guts out in a competition or immersed in single player gaming all alone at home. Lee Seung Seop, a 28 year old dude was a fan of StarCraft until his death.  He died of exhaustion due to button smashing and killing the devils in the game for fifty consecutive hours. Obviously he didn’t urinate, so he had to collapse, well good for him, I pity the game developers. You rule! Konami

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10- Mystery Novels

Well guys, if it’s a thriller/mystery novel reflecting in your girlfriends eyes this Valentine’s, you have a lot of explanation to do and of course don’t think too hard on the mysterious disappearance of your girlfriend. Even if your girlfriend is a novel addict, this is not what any lady expects from you on this ‘love’-ly occasion!

9- Pointless Jewelery

As a guy you may presume a girl to take fancy in jewelery but if that jewelery turns out to be screaming, ‘I AM SO POINTLESS’ then I assume you just needed to enter a couple party, so you let one chick on your hook for the day. Bad jewelery, especially the ones with extremely lame tag lines can get you one tight slap or a heartbroken tear from your girl. So look out!

8- A Boyfriend Pillow?

Well, this is rather stupid and plain desperate. Although some girls MIGHT find it adorable, (good Lord). This is just too much if you are just in the beginning of your relationship and even if you are an adult, this looks too desperate and the girl might end up thinking herself as one – hence her feelings might take a u-turn.

7- Gym Membership

I can only imagine the look on your girlfriends face when she looks at the membership card and I’m saying right now, THINK AGAIN before you do that because I won’t be there to say, ‘I told you so’. I came across a rather hilarious and well, true in all means, picture saying, ‘It’s not a woman’s dream to find the perfect man but to eat anything without getting fat’. So you can imagine that being assumed as a fat woman is a disgrace and a matter of great embarrassment to them. They will be sure to dump your ‘goodwill’ in a charity department.

6-  The Sweet Heart Shirt

Have you ever seen couples wandering around on Valentine’s day in these joint shirts? I doubt it. The most cheesiest and uncomfortable gift you could gift to your Valentine and there are several possibilities of your day might ending up in a foul mood. This gift is extremely lame and does not signify love or true moments of your relationship (or rather, SHOULD NOT signify your relationship!)

5- Men Brassiere- Classic

If your man is not quiet man enough, this Valentine’s surprise him with men’s special brassiere and he will end up e-mailing your naked pictures to your dad. Yes I know the idea is not so tempting and maybe stupid if you consider the consequences.

4- 8-Bit Dynamite Life Shirt

If you are gifting this to your Valentine, then tell me, how does this EVER symbolizes love in its true form? This shirt, you wear one and give the other to your partner. Then whenever you both are “in range”, the pixilated hearts start glowing to full charge. This means your beloved is somewhere nearby and you can go over and give him/her a hug! Though, this, many people find adorable is rather strange and will not come in use forever and all you could do with it is just keep it.

3- Date With the Kids

Valentine’s day is yours and his day, though bringing your kids maybe sweet but will look very awkward if you end up fixing the kids all through the night rather than giving him/her time.

2- Anger Management Classes

Woah! Anger management classes will MOST probably end up in an another and the worst up till that time, anger outburst from your loved one. This action of yours will never be seen in good will regardless your ‘positive intentions’. This can be one of the worst ever Valentines gifts with an immediate break-up or perhaps if you get lucky she/he might realize her anger issues but Valentine’s is hardly the day for confrontations.

1- Control your Man/Woman Controlling Remote

Stupid? This is not even stupid, this is like a hate day present rather than a love day one! This one made number one on my list due to its complete irrelevance to the day which celebrates love. After giving this gift, you will only be left with your hand to play with. Yes.

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Gentlemen, evolution IS faulty!

10. The DNA overload

Think of this as the tethered strands of metal and plastic that goes into building the actual DNA, in other words it’s useless to have it besides the coded strings and genes. Our familial statistics is kept complete with this baggage but certain zones where the heritage blueprint is no longer present are not supposed to remain there. We are penalized by swamping our buttery DNAs with useless data. In a case otherwise, every one of us would have been a mutant modification of some sort or the other, because the extra odds and ends were there for some reason. Clearly we have four limbs, so this is a colossal error, I hope God is listening!

9. The unknown squishy twig

Microbes my foot! I was taken aback when I woke up and felt a quarter lighter, I felt as if some piece of me just left for home. Biology was once again overpowered, YEAH! I just had my appendix sliced off and there high above God stood and sucked on his thumb. Some say the appendix is there to contain the wounded bacteria from all over the body. I say I am still alive and employed, to all the biologists out there; “chop off your twigs”!

8. Edward Scissor hands aka human nails

Every one of us has watched the film over the years; it’s where the film’s protagonist (Johnny Depp) has these protracted scissors as an alternative to fingers. Why did God give us these, ever swelling nails when we as a society feel the itch to trim them from time to time? Darwin should have been a tad wiser and put onward some decent theoretical explanation for it to, but he didn’t. That’s right, it’s useless to have nails, unless it has some real worthy practice on a woman’s fingers, IT ISN’T that’s why the pinky bit hurts when cut off and the hopeless outgrowth that could have been a lethal firearm doesn’t.

7. The suspended pitcher pouch aka the earlobe

Okay so you like tattoos and other tragic, wasted body drillings, so WHAT?! The human body wasn’t made to be pierced and played with, that’s why the dummies are for. The ear in particular has a virtuous use, we wouldn’t be seen so symmetrical without it, but darn it, what’s with the earlobe, I mean it’s useless unless its drilled, did god know it would be used for piercing, was the tattoo fella asked by god to open up a corner, NO! So why is it there dangling and tallying extra weight to the already protracted flappy pedals? Makes sense!

6. The Blind Spot

The anatomy of a human eye is more intricate then dismantling a complex atomic bomb, even a knowledgeable biologist doesn’t know certain reasons to some obvious matters; well that’s why we had to add another one of god’s bloopers to this list. You see and obviously agree with me that we are able to see because of the light that badges from the lens and cascades on the retina from where the nerves pick up the data and is showed to the brain, well so as the learning speaks that certain nerves bend over the retina to work, which space in fact could have been utilized for seeing a bigger picture, just like the wide angle lens in today’s cameras. So why isn’t this so simple? You better go walk to the church and ask Jesus yourself!

5. Flawed DNA Design

Overtime science has confirmed that our DNA is unique, in fact its exclusive to every living organism, go ask an amoeba and it would tell you the same. Actually our DNA is principally susceptible to the UV radiation, and mother Earth seems to be sunken in the stuff, so fundamentally there is some defect in the design or its coding or whatever (I am not a science geek, I just look at things differently). God should have made the DNA less vulnerable or kept the UV radiation in check or at least thought twice before dumping us with his DNA design. A true WTF moment

4. The blind mole rat

Did you know that a blind mole rat can actual see? I can bet a hot dollar on that. Certain term known as “vestigial” defines my point. This animal has been a victim of the evolutionary mistake or negligence, it has eyes which are healthy and functioning, but due to the eyelids that shelter the entire eyes, it’s worse than a bat. Poor old digger cannot see when it procreates or even battle its nemesis. I mean if God intended to bring him into this world, he should have given it eyes that could actually see not fleece it under some unusable muscle or skin. Clearly a mistake

3. The Baleen whale can walk?!

I was surprised when a friend of mine found an extract on the internet claiming that evolution is a key to what we hold. What key? I mean look at the Baleen whale as an example, it has hind legs so small that it is concealed from view, only when the mammal copulates of defecates the hind legs are noticeable. Such a waste of energy that spirits into growing it, a total waste of blood supply, and the warmth proportion, not to mention the development of extra muscles around it, for what! It could have been a whale that might have walked on land.

2. I have got vestigial wings!

Their ancestors were so mean that they left them with remnants that could have been useful, yet they have no suitable use but to have them, seems next to clothing an ostrich, an emu and yeah the fucking chicken. These birds have wings that are vestigial, meaning they cannot be used, although they are sinking the bird’s blood supply and the energy. It would have been much better if the ostrich could pick up their eggs and run about, or emus engaging in a punchy battle or the chickens escaping with the butcher’s gold in their hands.

1. The Male Breast issue

What in Devils name am I talking about here, but guys it’s perfectly true, have you ever seen a grown up male breast feeding a baby? Is it because we are too demanding to stare at women’s big brothers most of the time? Our ancestors might have had three male breasts instead of one, for some senseless reason. You see, male tits are hopeless; they play no share in copulation or anything besides garnishing your chest. What was God thinking; I mean who could think of male tits swelling up! Right!

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10. Inventing the diaper

What do you do when you are dead hungry and all you see around is an opportunity for an energetic sex? Well you think about it because one such instance took place when I was out buying the groceries, my baby girl was asleep the moment I had left, after spending four hours at the mall, the diaper reminder gave a nudge and I had to leave everything and rush home, I MADE A MISTAKE. My husband, after a lot of scientific conclusions had invented a diaper out of my regular size maxi pads, tampons and a dish towel because we had ran out of diapers that day, and then it came “I had to contain the shit somehow, shit doesn’t just vanish!?”

9. Clogging the alimentary pipe

Some parents don’t think it’s enough when it’s really enough, or when God defines enough for them. When my cousin’s daughter was conceived, she had this notorious habit of spitting occasionally, and not just some ordinary spitting, she would open her mouth wide, gather a substantial amount of saliva and then with peristalsis effect catapult all that spit over a wide area. After when she was about 3 years old, she got a spitting upgrade and the era of projectile vomiting began; carpets, sofas and even the room spoke of digested luggage. She was taken to the local doctor and all was well, my cousins had this tendency to feed the baby TOO MUCH at odd times, I mean you were feeding a human not a baby elephant!

8. Go Branded

They say most errors occur when you want them not to happen. I personally don’t give a damn about them, it’s just the way of life, if you had to stampede over your wife’s little finger, then it was fate not that you made a mistake. My husband was the half me, he wrestled to perfection and got everything around the house to shine, and no matter what he did he always was way too careful. He loved me so much that he even volunteered to change the diapers on our first baby. One day he was onto his greater challenge and prematurely changed the morning diaper, just to be sure that the baby’s diaper remains clean all day long, HE MADE A MISTAKE, just when he was about to unzip the dirty diaper, due to my baby’s pee-pee sticking out from a tear in the diaper (a manufacturing defect) he urinated all over him. He learned the lesson at last, so remember to always get a branded diaper!

7. Say No to alcohol once again

Some couples also regularize other pleasure seeking habits such as drinking heavily beside a daily dose of sex. I would reckon them professionals. A couple had a newborn in their family and it was sort of a new weed that grew in their happily going garden. Now, arose the issue of caring and feeding the problem. The mother was on medication due to sleepless nights and other disorders, but somebody had to contain the biohazard. While one day after she was lousy due to the medication, out came the issue of changing the newborn’s shitty casing, it all went well, finally the diaper was changed and the mother took to the bedroom. In the morning for the next changeup the baby was wearing two diapers instead of regular one! The mother had slipped the clean diaper on top of the dirty one. Now that’s I call a drinker on drugs!

6. The adorable little fucker

Some adults turn out to be verbal experts when left alone, and it doesn’t get any better when you hear them out cursing each other over an ordinary bedroom pillow. A child should be taught to curse in a restrained environment, not whenever he feels like. It’s very common for a mother to bath a newborn every day and simultaneously swear over the whole neighborhood about her husband or her boyfriend. She is holstering her baby and ripping the slang column at dinner table or during the recess. The next thing you know, your child will cuss at you too. Just don’t act smart, I am a father too!

5. Get the manual

Infants and young men are more or less similar when it comes to taking a bath. Mothers these days don’t prefer to properly clean their newborns and instead bring in the old fashioned nannies to handle the dirt, but what if the nanny isn’t around the day you feel pissed? There you go, the newborn has to sit straight up and calmly walk into the shower. Are you insane! You have to know how to handle the baby in the tub. Don’t ever make the mistake of hiring an old hag if you truly feel that the baby is really yours. I mean I would certainly go to bathing classes for it.

4. Being the parenting book shelf

Many experts believe that adults should consult professionals about raising their young, well I say to hell with them. These soulless experts are bad parents in the first place. To start with, these books are no longer synced with the current generation, if Obama wanted to raise his child from a winning bookshelf, he wouldn’t be the president of America today. Why do you think wealthy couples frequently adopt children, if it weren’t for the good titled books about motherhood and parenting, parents of today would be a winning dot. Too bad I hate every book there is, how’s that!!

3. Tame your dinosaur

On certain occasions you tend to over protect your child from day to day pressures like what hairstyle to wear and what is to be worn etc. As a father of two twins, I would rather slap my lady and allow my twins to go on wearing boxers to school, WHY!? That’s because I understand my boys, my wife picks up dirt on everybody, and I am forced to allow adapting the seeds to a flexible parent. Liz fucks up everything in the kitchen when it’s not according to her wishes, I say take a broom and shove it right up. That should fix the blazing reptile

2. I want to drive too!

Ford motors have just announced the launch of an infant size vehicle that claims to run 60 miles to the gallon and break horsepower of 350cc. WHAT! , an infant four wheeler?!

Car safety too includes the requirement of a sober parent to properly observe and obey the road safety rules. Often I have seen big mammas hustling their new born in their continental lap while reaching for the fifth gear and also humping down the clutch all at the same time. A true multitasking experience! What if you had to break suddenly? Your baby would either die of the SRS Airbag’s direct hit or from the enormous squeeze of your double D breasts. You better behave and throw your newborn in the back seat saddle and properly tighten the belt, so that in an emergency you shouldn’t take the blame! I hope you understand

1. Baby wearing mama!? WTF!

Back in the past mothers used to carry their babies in arms and were prepared to take risks in case something unnatural occurred on the way. They were prepared to take the fall for every recovery. Today it’s just the opposite; mothers are called “mammas”, throughout the day a mother is required to care, earn and prepare the whole house by herself, how does she do all this? Thanks to the inventors of baby back packs and front packs, it allows for superior multitasking; now you cannot only hustle your baby along you can jog, cycle and hike at strenuous speeds and all at the same time. But what if you had an accident, the first thing in the report would be how your baby saved YOUR neck, and how YOUR neck strain was cushioned just because your newborn acted as a shock absorber! What the heck! I suggest you throw off your child from the cliff and save us the trouble.

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10-  Star Wars: Luke Sky walker’s Light Saber

This light saber has now been on the fans list for Star Wars for almost 30 years and when it went for auction it was bought by an avid fan for 240,000$. This light saber highlighted several Hollywood memorabilia during an auction in L.A where the house itself, where the auction was held, was set at an auction price approximately 3.5 Million$.

9-Mailyn Monroes Shocking Pink Dress

This dress was worn by Marilyn Monroe in 1953 in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes. The most significant scenes of the movie were shot in this dress by Marilyn and it was claimed by many to have been one of the most important film costumes to have been auctioned as we saw many imitations of it, e.g. Madonna in ‘Material Girl’. The dress was auctioned on 11 June 2010, with an estimated price of between $150,000 and $250,000  and sold for $310,000.

8- Star Wars Panavision R-200 Movie Camera

A lens which captured worlds most followed, beloved and profitable movie saga was put up on auction by Profile in history in L.A .This Star Wars Panavision R-200 was offered for auction by Profiles in History and the camera was itself claimed from the personal collection of Hollywood legend, Debbie Reynold. Iconic director, George Lucas is said to have personally used this vintage movie camera to shoot the epic, Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope.  Its sale of $625,000 made it to the worlds most expensive camera to ever be sold.

7- Audrey Hepburns Black Dress in Breakfast at Tiffanys

With all the negativity around the name of poor Audrey Hepburn, her dress still managed to soar high when put up for auction. This 1999′s dress was worn by her in Breakfast at Tiffanys, one of the world famous movies and with Hepburns distinct and elegant style. But the $2.6 million was still about 10 times the pre-sale estimate, owing to the Taylor cachet and also driven by competitive online bidding from around the globe.

6-Marilyn Monroes ‘Happy Birthday’ to the President Dress

This ‘Happy Birthday Mr.President’ suit is probably the most significant dresses in history mainly for two reasons. This dress was worn on a birthday celebration of President John F. Kennedy by the heart throb sensation Marilyn Monroe with its tight curves and a backless back! This most expensive piece of clothing was auctioned off by Christie’s in the year 1999 and fetched an astounding $1.26 million. The dress was featured in the Happy Birthday tribute event organized in 1962 in the honor of President Kennedy.

5- Micheal Jacksons Thriller Jacket

With high plans to raise money for childrens hospital world wide, a gold trader buys the thrilling Micheal Jackson’s red and black jacket for $1.8 Million, which he wore in a world famous music video of the song ‘thriller’ in 1983. The jacket sold by Julien’s auction house in Beverly Hills is in better condition and is signed on the sleeve by the late singer. The 14-minute clip, in which Jackson turns into a zombie and dances with the undead, is considered one of the most influential music videos ever made.

4- 1938 Action Comics No.1

This comic book which brought to the world the ‘Man of Steel’ Supermangot caught in the headlines when it collected an astounding amount of $2.1 Million at an online auction. This particularly copy of the 1938 Action Comics No.1 was given a coveted 9.0 Grade for its extremely fine condition. This fabulous comic book edition was reportedly stolen from the actor’s, Nicholas Cage,collection in the year 2000, but was subsequently recovered in the following months.

3- Elizabeth Taylor’s Record Breaking Dresses Auction

Elizabeth Taylor’s couture dresses have sold for a record breaking $2.6 Million. One of the most expensive and astounding seller was Elizabeth’s  Christian Dior evening gown and matching clutch, which fetched $362,500 despite having an estimation price of only $6,000. Her wedding gowns proved hits of the night with her second marriages wedding gown leaving the place for $62,500. The wedding bands, two diamonds and two gold ones sold for astounding $1Million, 125 times more than the estimated price.. The yellow chiffon gown she wore to their first nuptials was withdrawn from the auction at the last minute, and is to be donated to an institution instead.

2- Marilyn Monroe’s White Gown

Making it the world’s most expensive dress, Monroe’s white flowing gown she wore in the movie ‘The Seven Year Itch’ was sold for an incredible price of $4.6million. The dress which was sold at an auction held at The Paley Center for Media in Los Angeles, California, was the highlight in a catalogue of 3,500 pieces of memorabilia auctioned off by the Singin’ in the Rain star Debbie Reynolds. This dress was designed by William Travolta and brought by Reynol in 1971 as a job-lot of wardrobe items sold by 20th Century Fox studios, this gown was only expected to score $1-$2million and instead breaking records for the worlds most expensive dress.

1-Elizabeth Taylor’s Jewelry Set

One of Hollywood’s most celebrated actress, Elizabeth Taylor was remembered again in December 2011 when he fine jewelery set grabbed an amazing price of $116million at Christie’s auction. The remarkable sale has now put the collection in the record books as the most expensive private jewelery collection sold at auction. The auction included a pearl necklace collecting $11.8million, a diamond ring for $8.8million. The most famous necklace called the ‘la peregrina’ layered with pearls, rubies and diamonds was said to have broken the pre-sale estimate of $3-$4million and is now considered one of the most expensive auctioned items of all times.

I hope you enjoy and drool over the most expensive auction objects of all times!

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Mankind has always had its instinct to anger and fight. The dark side hence humans have always been fighting and been in wars. The use of weaponry in fights and wars has had its distinct and monotonous tastes. In the list I have mixed up for you, gives a very thorough research on the most unusual and weird weapons ever used in the history of mankind. Enjoy!

10-The Dagger Axe

This ‘daggeraxe’ was used as an old Chinese martial arts weapon with an halberd design to bring down your opponent in the war. These could hack off the legs of multiple enemies in a single stroke. Once he’s on his back you could finish him off with the spear point. These daggers, long in length with three pointed iron endings were a invention weird enough to be belonging to Chinese!

9- The Tessen

Also an old Chinese trick to use in wars or fights, the tessen’ or the usual folding fans used by Chinese women with outer spokes made of   iron and designed to look harmless and ordinary. Samurai’s used to use it when weapons were not allowed and using them in fights feigning the enemy to believe it as an ordinary fan. Creative, huh? Chinese have always been unusual in their approach to creativity and this iron spoke fan is a proof!

8- The Chakram

Yes it may seem like a pretty frisbee but believe me you don’t want to mess with that-Chakram as they say. Chakram had its origin in India where it was used by Indian high ranked Sikhs. This weirdly deadly weapon is thrown vertically rather than horizontally with a horrifying  foot in diameter and thick in body.The adorable round cute weapon is capable of slicing of your enemy’s arm and leg. Yes, chop chop! (no it can’t be used for cutting meat ladies).

7- The Bat Balloon

This ridiculous idea of saving up bats to attach bombs to them and throw them from this inflated hot air balloon, invented by the Americans, was carried out in the wake of pearl harbor. These bats spread out to the enemies territory, infesting in the houses and important facility causing the whole area to burn down and into the ashes. Bizarre it maybe, but proved beneficial to the Americans. Their use was stopped due to increase in number of bats and the development of the atomic bomb.

6- The Tekko-kagi Claws

An ancient Ninja weapon, made from aluminum, iron and steel, tekko-kagi claws were used in defense to protect yourself from sword attack  and when used offensively you could end up with devastatingly painful results.Originated when the Bushi in Okinawa, Japan began wielding the steel shoes of their horses as a means of self-defense against assailants.

5- The Caltrop

First I though it was a star. Well if you do as well then sorry you were mistaken,it is not! Caltrop as it is called, owe their origin to the early 331 BC at Gaugamela according to Quintus Curtius. They were known to the Romans as tribulus or sometimes as Murex ferreus, meaning ‘jagged iron’. Caltrops are designed with three sharp nails so that one of them points upward. Caltrops serve to slow down the advance of horses, war elephants, and human troops. It was said to be particularly effective against the soft feet of camels. They were also used in Vietnam war layered with either manure or poison. Such devices were used by some to destroy the tires of management and replacement workers.

4- The Crossbow

Crossbow was developed by the Chinese in 4th century BC. This amazing and unusual creation of the Chinese is used up to date with its efficient features. This ‘repeating’ crossbow discharges 10 arrows in 15 seconds causing the opposing army to distract and slowing its action.On the other hand, one hundred men with bows, or with ordinary crossbows that shot only one arrow at a discharge, would not be able to loose more than about two hundred arrows in fifteen seconds.Arrows in thousands of amounts cause a much better horrifying diversion than just a hundred. Crossbows have always proved as an advantage to the army in possession of them.

3- The Sword Mace

Phew. The awesome one is finally here! The EPIC sword mace is a curved and sharp weapon whose sharp edge is used for slicing and slashing ( very S sound) =D This sword was used first in the story of Ehud where one man assassinated the King Eglon of Moab. Also named as the ‘sickle sword’ on the basis of the expression, ‘smite the enemy with the edge of the sword’. When used in war it cause fatal wounds to the enemy due to its fine sharpness and is easy to carry-and it looks beautiful to me =D

2- The Kelewang

The kelewang is a weapon from the Malaya with a tilt which resembles very much like a buffalo horn hilt. Origins in Mayan, this weapons is developed with paramored steel,pattern welded from the unusual cores of meteorites. This weapon proves very efficient in wars to attack the enemy causing him fatal blows on the body.

1-The Blackjack

The term ‘blackjack’ was originally used for a metal beer tankard. Also known as ‘coshes’ or ‘saps’, these easily concealable clubs,typically had a lead weight,usually wrapped in leather,at one end. This freakishly awesome weapon and it’s amazingly weird appearance made it number one on my list!

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10. Little Beach – The optionally lewd

Guys this is where nude doesn’t equal lewd every time you want to step on someone else’s private mat. Think of this habitation as stripped cyborgs fulfilling their nightmare of screening off their fleshy groins to the Dead Sea, NO BODY wants to see your juvenile kid choking his bishop just before the mother of two stumble her undies on the back seat. You might as well drop the character act and sew on a few stiches for barely missing your creamy fun just before school. This beach is very popular, situated in Maui, Hawaii, it has a lot to offer, and people of all ages appreciate getting naked in nature. A must to ponder

9. Wreck Beach – Where animals die watching

Found in Vancouver, British Columbia, this seashore has more to offer then what it sounds like, it’s a tourist spot in itself, you get to see camera flashes throughout the day, and when the temperatures drop by late afternoon you would still see some unclothed walking portraits admiring the white cliffs and the emerald green beauty. It’s about six miles long and two rounds while you have nothing on is sure to get you home begging for a sausage pack, so be sure to pack your fridge before you leave with your hubby goldfish. Also for the underage dudes out there, you can still watch your tranquil led mum and dad paint you a porn feature.

8. San Onofre Beach-A Hell for Mother Nature to show itself

A residual enclave where families and fledgling couples drive to stand the bare passion of the solar system and talk back about their bodies all day long: this is where you would go to study the aging anatomy, a seamless home for amateur biologists and fruitless gynecologists. Situated in Orange County, California, this beach attracts many visitors throughout the country; even royal families have been spotted driving past this beach’s perimeter. On this land you are permitted to lie, bathe and skin off, however you want, you are even allowed to fall attached to your loved one, nobody cares to look at you, and even your daughter gets her flower pecked once and for all. Sooner or later you will become a regular candidate.

7. Cap d’Agde – Where nudists go actually nude

It falls in Vermeille Coast, France and I beseech to differ but this is where I desired to go in the first place. The French appeal has been synonymous with nudity, not just ordinary bareness but they have been rumored to excel beyond the profound meaning of the skin. Flaming nude content brings joy to these people, after all that’s how the initial human civilization began in the first place, by being naked. It’s worth the risk by showing at your girl’s apartment in jockeys; you might get signed up for your first intimate encounter. Just about anything around the beach bears topless women, long john men and even the juveniles look like true celebrity juniors.

6. Haulover Beach – Where world records are broken

It seems Miami devils have answered once again; men and women strive to express nudism in a healthier way. This beach is famed for holding a world record in skinny dipping in 2009. The photo we have provided here proves our innocence. Drug lords and their families come here every year to celebrate their illegitimate capital. Mother Earth is laid to humiliation when selected couples care to bring their four-legged friends with them; it then turns into a nude bionetwork, where men, women, kids and wildlife speak the same language. Thanks to the security, every banned and adulterous exchange is kept in check.

5. Apollo Beach – Volusia County’s intimate adult horror show

This isn’t your typical NASA ground where you find disgruntled shuttle scientists smoking the labs; it’s a colossal beach where mortality escapes for a weekend detour. Yes just like any other nude beach on the planet this one too has its whys and wherefores. Bikini queens and steroid junkies engage in a heated volleyball fun throughout the afternoon, barbeque grills and private sheds are available for rent by families. You see, this beach has its unique scenery that makes it notorious, the state has invested billions into the area to keep the atmosphere adrenaline hungry.

4. Hanlan’s Point Beach – The nudist’s pilgrimage

If god had invented a third kind among us, then this is where it would prefer to live. The point is that people don’t just come to sunbathe here, they intent to procreate. It has turned into a global copulation hideout, every delivery is a unique memory, and every frame put up yells a different story. It’s where the religious go bare, it’s where the scenery is not needed or admired, and it’s where hunger is tangible. This beach is found in Toronto, Canada. Don’t forget to pack your Bible when you come here

3. Gunnison Beach – Where behinds communicate rhymes on their own

Positioned on a Sandy Hook peninsula, this beach manages to pay for the view of New York harbor and you can view the horizon of lower Manhattan when you stand on the sand. Every morning just after school, you get to comprehend ladies and men tussling their figures and shimmy about the sunlight just to warm their bodies, as if there is going to be no tomorrow. Although it has now become a clothing optional beach, people still prefer old school (undressed) norms. Equipped with a tough life guard and law defense, it seems nothing can go wrong, but still authorities are seen battling with emotionally wobbly couples and busy dragging them back to their exit points, it’s like listening to a Petrarchan sonnet spell its own meaning.

2. Samurai Beach – Where Olympics are usually repeated

On the east coast of Australia, this patch of sand, stretched over 4 miles, retains its notoriety synonymous with sports, not just everyday sports but some kick ass exhilarating Olympics, so after the main event you can still have an hour’s fun beholding at these bikini monarchs and shameless nude women and men hoisting torches and competing for nudism in a thin far-reaching sunshine. This beach touches the Pacific Ocean and the famous Tomaree National park, so when there are no nude tournaments going on, one can always respect a walk in the park or gaze endlessly into the ocean. Athletic fans are welcomed

10. Anse de Grande Saline – The abandoned influence

How can people from St. Barthelemy be best labeled? Well it can only be answered if you are actually there, that’s because folks there are naked 16 hours a day! They scarcely purchase any clothes, and that’s why there isn’t any proper clothing store in the area, all you find are the lingerie shops speckled along its entrance. Marketing principles don’t work here. The worst thing is that you have to come with your own restroom, your own stove, your own picnic bash, your own cleansing water, your own magazines and even your own cigarettes, there aren’t any facilities that you need, I mean who buys lingerie when all you want is to get naked! Immensely idiotic!

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10. Cake Lingerie aka The Tigress’s Literature

Cake Lingerie!? We call it the tigress’s revenge! Barely concealing the cross section, you can now view more of the curvature and roadways when she turns for the door knob twice a day. Talk about the “V” spot, the orange blossom outer feel to it makes you want more of the tigress’s scum, you just can’t look away without noticing the smoothness around her tapering cellulite, and this is why the brand Cake makes it hard on, this Christmas list. Wait till you focus on the rear cushions, Cake again has done it well, you can still see the cleavage battling inside while she reaches for your fallen dirty drawers. Our advice, don’t ask her to wear this until it’s your day off.

9. Daniel’s Inviting Curls

This one will turn every whore into your virgin bride, yes don’t get us wrong, Daniel Green is a pioneer in women’s Lingerie art, he has drawn design for many famous celebrities out there. So, why not kill the beast and ask your Cinderella to wear it, no harm in that, Daniel won’t be happy until your hands shimmer along her curve huggers. We picked this art because it reminded us of your favorite cake toppings, now you just don’t have to blow the candles over, another big blowing adventure awaits you under the table, that of course if your surrender her shyness with this gift.

8. Elomi’s Curse

Aimed at blonde women, this art is not just fibers woven together; it’s an optical illusion in itself. Just concentrate on the colored squares in between the labyrinths, hard to keep count isn’t it? Well that’s what it does to you, you stare at it for so long that you forget where you began in the first place. The fiber is so slender it puts Lycra lions to shame. It comes in one piece, so that you can stretch it however you want, perfect for any bust size. It’s a true blanket sleeper for shy women and an absolute choice among males for their baby dolls. This one is branded by Elomi

 7. An Athlete’s Apparition

All I know is that being ahead of the competition is all about winning these days, but I was proven frozen when Felina, a top selling lingerie brand, released their all new crafty two piece women threads, and boy isn’t it worth the tongue battle? Sure it is. It’s what an athletic male would go for in his wife this weekend, a pair is complete with it, he dawns the red baseball cap and she has her red panties on, what a match! This Christmas should be celebrated with this choice, toss your virginity away, own Felina and you own your girl.

6. The Indecent Closure

What’s so announcing about this choice is that, it not just defines your under garments but you can also take it to the nearest park or even a shopping mall, totally undetectable. The large convenient knot around your busts and the flappy patches on your buttocks always makes sure someone isn’t looking too closely except your man’s eyes. This art yells security and keeps the charm until you enter your bedroom, where you either go bawdy blue or keep it on till the room’s morale reaches a climax. With so much detail packed in this design it hardy goes unnoticed, you can give it to her anytime, anywhere. We guarantee she will repay you tonight.

5. Dkny’s Antiquarian Sketch

It’s amazing how designers annotate several blueprints and in the end come up with one that’s intentionally disordered while it still keeps up the adrenaline. Applaud to those who made this design, it’s so comfy, so stretchable and an hour later, because the cloth blends so well with the skin you feel you have nothing on. That’s how well-crafted this is. You can now torture you man every time he ask for a kiss or when he asks you to pour his coffee and when you catch him starring down at you from the first floor window. Our line “you never felt admittedly naked before this”

4. The Drycleaner’s Jailhouse

Every irresistible inmate’s dream of tempting orgasm, this design arouses every morning with the intention of spurring out and going bare before us. Peter should not disappoint his lady without one, comes highly recommended and for a feasible price, this should not be callous to look at. I told my girlfriend the other day to knock off a few pounds before Christmas, she got the insinuation that something revealing is coming her way, hopefully she liked the concept and we had a capital time in bed during which there was a nationwide blackout. A dark Christmas indeed

3. The Seaweed Alligator Style

Woven sharply to resemble a swampy hideout for the merciless alligator to strike its victim between the limbs, this design says it all, its tightfitting, very smooth around the buttocks (so that once laid to rest, you don’t fell a thing), its secure around the busts, and you don’t have to worry about noticing the man noticing you, half the reception at the hotel will queue around to take a look. Branded of course by Elomi, this one comes with pajamas so that you can have your panties borrowed and allow room for your thighs to breathe some of the dollar skin too.

2. The Debutante’s Affair Look

Don’t be fooled by the strapless needy holdings this lingerie brings with the package, you have to be an idiot overlooking such a piece. Here it’s worn by our test model, Alexa; she sure has some meat blowing corners out of this lingerie, don’t tell this to your boss, or he will have you wearing it to work too. Denote people, we are here to tell you the difference between tasteless useless glamour and annoying bedroom erotic edibles. Yes you will not like yourself to be blindfolded while she applies the passion oil that comes with this package all over you. This lingerie was made to look at while you handcuff her to the bed. Wise choice indeed

1. The Galaxy Appetite Look

The ultimate blueprint of how vintage any lingerie should be when you have the old fashioned elite furniture around your villa till this blessed day. This classic limpid look is what you wanted the least for your loved one, after all you aren’t going to accompany her in jeans all the time, soon or later you have to embrace the natural hindrances and that’s where you need this lingerie, just sit back and watch your bed maiden bathe the room for you while you stare at her skin mop up your fantasies. These days see through is the second absolution, long were the times when you had to undress three layers of dreaded attire, just to get to the crust, which in fact you could have saved time for some quality foreplay. Branded by Blooming dale, you ought to get this one.

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10. James Frey

Has anybody been reading “A Million Little Pieces” to their wives lately? Admit it because you surely don’t want the plagiarism board handing you contraceptives in your own bed. This little book is an autobiography of James Frey, written by him (of course, because it’s an autobiography, stupid!). You can even find this book in the Library of Congress, it’s that popular. The day this book became a bestseller, our Oprah Winfrey, the black hag, fell in love with it and wanted to add it to her book club, but loo! The black fairy found it plagiarized and many ideas in the book being reproduced. She had to face James Frey in the ring now, thus he was called to her show after much controversy. When appeared, James admitted that he was on drugs and didn’t know he was reproducing other writer’s stuff; he wept to show his decency and blamed the drama on his doctors and his inner daemons. What a fagot!

9. Stephen Glass

The other day my ex-girlfriend got me this movie called “Shattered Glass” from her video shop, we sat the night over and watched it together, talked about it and slept like two Egyptian virgins. This film is based on a real man named Stephen Glass who was an actual reporter in the 90s and boy he was famous, he defined the ideal reporter and practiced like one. His methods became so popular that he launched bogus websites to prove his work and get great stories. After much speculation he was charged with fabricating stories, his career halted and it was all over. I am not even crying!

8. Jayson Blair

This bloke didn’t learn from Mr. Grass and followed his knees to the letter. He was charged with duplicating sections of his stories from other successful sources. He was a known reporter in New York in the year 2003. After his actions were notified to the public he couldn’t hide like other guilty men and he decided to publish a book, WHAT! I would leave the country if you ask me. In his book he reasoned that bipolar disorder and alcohol problems led him to this. You guessed it, his book even reads a stupid title, “Burning Down My Masters’ House: My Life at he New York Times” Purrff!

7. Janet Cooke

This lady should be pecked to death by ostriches while mating. Yes Janet we are that angry! She was a journalist for the Washington post and a Pulitzer Prize winner for her famous story called ‘Jimmy’s World”. This story chronicles the life of a boy under the influence of heroin. People who read and believed that the story was an actual event were very impressed and on the whole the tale was well received, until much later about 2 years after, it was found that Janet the winning lady, fabricated the whole story, it was not an actual event. This led to a betrayed public and Janet ended up returning the prize. Not only this, she also lied about her degree and education just to get an honest job. Which idiot gave her the prize in the first place!?

6. Jack Kelley

It seems that the conference board of plagiarism is after every page in the book. We are not going to let this one get away too. Jack Kelley, a correspondent for the USA Today was charged with faking stories and deliberately making up story parts as if it happened in reality. He was a contestant for the Pulitzer Prize but after his behavior, he went inaudible and left his job.

5. Bill Clinton

Monica Lewinsky, does the name remind you of anything? No? A woman with a taste for politics, a woman looking for rich men and a woman liking prestige and fame, still a no? Well you are as clouded as Bill, PEOPLE! we are talking about the lady; Bill Clinton had an affair with. Bill denied his connections with Monica under a pledge, but when later found and publicly accused of this extramarital affair, he was left abused and embarrassed. He should have married this Monica bitch to save his presidency. I mean I would certainly adore the hot dollar over any hot intern! The White House isn’t red anymore its lovely PINK!

4. Richard Nixon

Richard Nixon or should I say the illegal detective, was very smart for his age, he was the 37^th president of the United States. Some say he was very influential and sturdy for his age, spoke with confidence and uttered what he could do when promised, but he also was a bit naughty, he was accused of participating in illegal wrongdoings, technological eavesdropping and few harassment cases. But Nixon was clever, knew how to save the public humiliation and resigned from office on time. Clever stud!

3. The Internet Toilet

Alas! Microsoft had done it again; first it was the embarrassment snagged during the live launch of Windows 98, now some technological toilet for the bean fed people. What is it with the code programmers, they couldn’t leave out humble five minutes of our entire day without computers, you had to compute math’s and gross grammar on web while shitting waste, even the Pope would have constipated over a diet meal on this idea. They call it the “iLoo” yes, Apple did get jealous of the idea too but it was too late to implement. This thing supposedly worked while connected to the World Wide Web, so that all the waste would go the recycle bin and could never be restored. The media investigated this invention, but it was a major deception. A lie couldn’t get dirtier than this.

2. Samukeliso Sithole

Some men can’t resist looking at women and vice versa. Some men can’t resist to actually be a female, now that’s where it gets boring. One such dude known by the name of Samukeliso Sithole successfully went into Olympics as a female, he was successfull enough to be proven as a female lead, his chest, face, even his voice blended in. Not later in the dressing room he was caught with his distinguishing organ stark naked protruding around his jockeys, by an actual female athlete, and was reported to the authorities. She was then questioned and her career was terminated. Where was the fun in all this?

1. Newton and the Apple

Most of us have believed that the apple was to blame for the famous Newton laws, but it’s not true. One day while taking a nap under a farm tree, the apple fell on his head; he rose, went home, did some scribbling and came out with a formula, BULLSHIT! In fact there was no apple, no tree, no Newton at that time. This is just a children’s faulty tale sort off hallucination, it just isn’t real. A big lie we have been hearing since our school days. Why on earth would he have derived the law from the encounter with this particular apple, leaves fall to the ground as well, a volatile puke flows downwards as well, and you never piss UPWARDS, do YOU? Pathetic attempt at humor, whoever stated this apple story?

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