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TALENTED ARTIST... Lysick: DEBUT ALBUM

2012-02-15T14:09:00.002-08:00

Lysick is a very talented artist with a hot single.

Be sure to check the nigga's album out here: http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fyolo.bandcamp.com%2Falbum%2Fyolo-you-only-love-once&h=6AQFxyyP9

Download here: http://hulkshare.com/xj9vpezp27z8

Here: http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Flinkmixes.com%2Fkpf39g59egbv&h=6AQFxyyP9

Check out his lead single here:

YOLO - YOU ONLY LOVE ONCE: HOT SONG

2012-02-02T20:52:00.000-08:00

Shout out to my nigga Ghost aka Ghost McFly aka Lysick. Buddy is killin the game right now. Check out his music video above and show some love to the young hustler on his music game. Buddy fucks heavy with this.

Sick Beats: Talented Producer on the come-up

2012-01-31T12:10:00.001-08:00

This dude's beats are a breath of fresh air. I know I be gassing up a lot of people on here but straight up: buddy definitely has a talent for production.

Check his beats out by clicking HERE

In Suss We Truss (Suss Nigga's Theme)

2012-01-24T20:20:00.000-08:00

This song is dedicated to all my suss niggas. Let's get it.

"In Suss We Truss" (Written and Performed by Buddy Omar)

[Hook]

We cominnnnnnn'.....got our dicks in their butts

We cominnnnnnn'.....got they lips fulla' lust

We cominnnnnnn'.....got the safe full of bucks

We comin, 'cuz in su-uss we trust

[Verse]

I suspect these suspect niggas is fulla' fear, have no shame, ain't your fault you a queer (Not yo fault you gay!)/

Listen to me clear...it's so easy, there's cute niggas from Idris Elba to Chris Breezy (Fine ass nigga, bruh!)/

Suck on they Lil thang, not talkin' Weezy (Weezy),

Nigga I'm sleazy, I'm talkin' bout niggacondas, wimpsnails, and slubknubs all greasy (Slippery my nigga!)/

Fantasy? Ripped nigga in a bathtub with some soap and a rubberduck (Quack, Quack, my nigga!),

Use the rubber to fuck a cuck, and make a confused nigga suck (Like a vaccuum my nigga!)/

Attraction stems from endorphins, leave niggas in closed coffins, suck of a dolphin, fuck it, I'll choke yall with my niggaconda till you coughin'(*Coughing*)

I stand at attention, no more angst or apprehension,I cum abrupt like a queef, yall best salute the gay commander in chief, BUDDY.... (Buddy, buddy, buddy....Omar)

[Hook]

We cominnnnnnn'.....got our dicks in their butts

We cominnnnnnn'.....got they lips fulla' lust

We cominnnnnnn'.....got the safe full of bucks

We comin, 'cuz in su-uss we trust

[Bridge]

Ooooooooooo, i know theyyy scarrreeddddd....

Ooooooooooo, i know that they un-pre-parrrreeeeddddddd.....

Ooooooooo, gay niiigggggassss, we coming my nigggga.......

[Verse *Acapella*]

I admire cock like a gay Tupac/

I spit flames that make planes crash, with mad cash, like a flaming version of Dame Dash/

I like them light skin hons' and I spit like Big Pun

I fuck niggas lips and smack fulla bliss and I spit like Jadakiss/

I push dick like the Clipse pushed coke/

Still rock Locs onna' boat chillin out on the bay, like Mac Dre, Snoop Dogg and the Doc back in the day/

I'm the queer Nasir, the fugazi Jay-Z or even AZ, the man sucking Canibus, when I say can I buss? I'm talking bout busting a nut in a gay niggas butt/

The poom-poom MF DOOM, the batty B.I.G, i'm a pillow biting Eminem, I'm mad feminine/

Lick cum stains but I rap like Wayne, actually have a lot in Common with Drake, in fact, both them niggas SWEETER than cake/

During sex, I grunt like Rick Ross, but not just for an ad lib, I fuck niggas raw, like a beat from Madlib/

My dick game will thrill ya, even my small samples legendary like the great J Dilla/

My cock rocks more than Pete, the most premier queer, but not as much as Preme, fuck yall to the faggot asians rocking Supreme/

I'm queen Rakim, my rhymes pristine, i'm only straight 5% of the time, my minds divine like the thoughts of KRS-One/

If a lite skin niggas dies i'm a priest, ok I'll bless one, find a random cutie and carress son/

The Pootie Tang Wu Tang, i'm a jizza, but ain't talking the Genius, I'm a dick smackin' Diplomat, I really mean this,

I play with a pretty nigga's baloney like a prett ass Pretty Tony, gape and rape'em like Rae does a track, rub his back and tic-kal his pic-kal, like Meth gets lifted off of playing Ti-cal

With my bars, I could kill a man, like Killa Cam via dick to the diaphragm,

A peter puffin Juelz, with more lyrical jew-els than Big L's, fucked a big dick nigga named Louie, fuck I'll call him Big L,

I fuck with the tip and I ain't talkin' TI, i've been blowing niggas off since I was knee high/

I get my rocks off in colorado, listening to 'Vado, whether reggae or the rapper, I give a nigga a blumpkin, that's head on the crapper/

Too many comparisons, I can't afford to like Harrison, shoutout to my gay soldiers in arms, nigga I'm in charge of the garrison...BUDDY.....

#OY YOY

The Fresh Nerd - "Oh Well"

2012-01-16T21:31:00.000-08:00

Buddy has bars, young artist on the come up. Check out his video above and keep up to date. ***GPOTUS APPROVED*** #OY YOY

Check'em out: Talented artists with diverse sound

2012-01-15T11:24:00.000-08:00

These niggas have a very unique sound. I fuck with them heavy. Show love to the artists by viewing their above youtube videos

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Ode to a Handsome Nigga: Joseph Budden

2012-01-13T15:55:00.001-08:00

Hello yall, pictured above, you notice there is a very well put together light skinned nigga. That niggas name is Joe Budden. I was going through my previous list on the top 10 rappers , and I realized I excluded a very important, handsome, intelligent, well spoken nigga. That nigga's name is Joseph Budden. I decided to apologize in the most sincerest form imaginable: poetry.

I'm sorry Joey. Please read my ballad I wrote in his honor below.

"A Smotherin' from Joseph Budden"

[Hook]

I want you to smother me quick/

Slobber my face all up in your dick/

Bigger than a yardstick or a big shit, I just wanna smother my face on that dick/

Oooo yeah, ooo-ooo-ooo yeah, ooooo yeah, ooo-ooo-ooo yeah/

You got the niggaconda that I need, so please accept a desperate nigga's plead/

[Verse]

I apologize for ignoring you, leaving your name off the finest niggas? That'd be abhorring to you./

To you anything I would do, suck your dick, rub your chest, or shine your shoes/

make you smile, I'd definitely would amuse, allow you my anus to easily abuse/

Like Beasley, lets smoke away the blues, no more sadness, no more pain, together lets runaway with total disdain

My soul shine bright like a spotlight blinding/

Your light eyes like a lighthouse shining, moonlight glints off the pupil, nigga you could be my teacher, I could be your pupil/

I'm a pedantic half hispanic, but don't panic, I'm alright and Israelite/

Meaning i'm still black like holes in the deep recesses of space, allow you to finish off on my face, panting and breathing heavily like after a footrace/

You part of slaughterhouse now you should be proud, don't worry to me you ain't my cash cow/

Own website, you're entrepreneur, I promise I'm so loyal, I would even eat your manure/

I'm mature, pure, and never afraid, can you blame for with you, wanting to get laid?/

[Hook]

I want you to smother me quick/

Slobber my face all up in your dick/

Bigger than a yardstick or a big shit, I just wanna smother my face on that dick/

Oooo yeah, ooo-ooo-ooo yeah, ooooo yeah, ooo-ooo-ooo yeah/

You got the niggaconda that I need, so please accept a desperate nigga's plead/

[Verse 2]

Joey please, can't you see I'm on my knees? Won't be the last time, you best believe.

Please accept the fact, it's a final reprieve, i suck dick, eat ass, there's plenty of tricks up my sleeve/

Can't you tell I love you, yes I am a man, perhaps money for a sex change, at least ten grand/

I don't want to be that nigga, the gay gold digger, but if we love each other you need not lift a finger/

I figure getting figures from a figure like yourself, would be mad easy, like pulling a book from a shelf/

Yourself no more would you ever have to pleasure, I would quickly eat you out, like I'm digging for the treasure/

Joseph Budden, I need you oh so sudden, press my button until I burst, like assassins shooting guns in a church/

I wanna hire to be my ass assassin, black mask, like you spent a hold afternoon basking, blasting in my face until my chest and neck soaked, making guttural noises like a frog that just croaked/

My flows tight like a gay niggas leggings, but please accept my pleads cause I'm sick of beggin'....Joey

[Bridge]

Jooooooeeyyyy, yeahhhh, if you said yessssss!

If you saiddd yessss, how quickly I'd undresssss!

Our finalll adresssssss togetherrrrrrr, sitting on the shore togetttttherrrrr!

Joeeeeey....Please joeeeeyyy!!!

[Hook]

I want you to smother me quick/

Slobber my face all up in your dick/

Bigger than a yardstick or a big shit, I just wanna smother my face on that dick/

Oooo yeah, ooo-ooo-ooo yeah, ooooo yeah, ooo-ooo-ooo yeah/

You got the niggaconda that I need, so please accept a desperate nigga's plead/

Check out buddy NeuroSon, talented artist on the come up

2012-01-12T19:10:00.000-08:00

This nigga spits mad frenetic and crazy, buddy has bars and beats. Support the artist by checking out his Soundcloud by clicking the link below.

CLICK HERE TO SEE BUDDY NEURO'S SOUNDCLOUD

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TEN FINEST NIGGAS IN R&B (SHOUTOUT TO KRISKAY)

2012-01-12T02:25:00.000-08:00

Buddy here, yall. I appreciate niggas supporting a nigga on his grind and showing they luscious, rock-hard bodies and that keeps a nigga working hard NO HOMO DOE. Buddy feels the desire to keep grinding on this blog ish. I know we done seen the finest niggas in rap, and of course the NBA, but real talk, how could a nigga forget the R&B niggas? It's almost rule that you have to be a cutiepie nigga, otherwise, bitches wouldn't be all over a crooning, luscious lipped nigga necessarily. So lets get it going and peep some of the cutest niggas in R&B.

10. Ray-J

SMH...this nigga right here bruh, goddamn. Now I know mad niggas think he's shook and he most def is, especially after that shit with Fab, but come on bruh, peep this niggas eyes doe. This niggas facial game is on point, buddy's ab game is on point, but moreso than anything, this nigga's face game is on point. Very fitting this nigga is rocking gold dogtags that are almost as shiny as his luscious abdomen from the sweat. Yall niggas looking at a soldier who if he was homo, could be readily deployed to a nigga's house and slam them out. Nigga is a fine ass commando, call him Rainbow Dicks (Shout out to Tom Clancy, for you dumb niggas who never played/read Rainbow Six), because he homo and he got dick for days. Buddy is mad pretty, this nigga literally looks like Brandy with a big ass dick. A nigga saw the Kim Kardashian vid so I know this nigga has a niggaconda and he's more than welcome to slither into Omar's Ostrich nest, NO HOMO DOE.

9. Omarion

This nigga reminds me of Pusha-T cause of the braids. If buddy Pusha was liteskinned, fine as hell, and looked kind of suspect, he'd be Omarion. The curvature on this nigga's abs rivals that of David cause this niggas pelvis looks like it was sculpted by Michaelangelo real talk, except the nigga didn't fuck up this time. Peep the arms too, this nigga despite his pretty face, has a fierceness to him, like if he was giving to a nigga hardcore from the back he could spank even the darkest niggas ass and leave him with a red behind. Buddy could leave a handprint on a Ugandan nigga that's how strong this nigga's biceps look. Plus the nipples bruh, damn. Perfectly placed on the deltoids bruh, real shit. This niggas body looks like one of those boxing mannequins, except rather than punching, a nigga would rather do some rubbing or licking maybe.

8. Akon

Since it's 2012, a lot of niggas think aliens are gonna come to earth. Well guess what, an alien type nigga been living amongst for years and he fine as fuck too. That nigga's name is Akon. Buddy is like the dark chocolate in a box of Godiva, he the smoothest, richest, hard dick having nigga in the whole box. This nigga literally does look like a reptilian that took a swim in a vat of oil and that oil dried to the reptilian nigga's skin permanently. But no lie, this nigga has been holding it down for years as one of the finest pretty, singing ass niggas there is. I fucks with this nigga's body, face, and music game forreal. Notice how this nigga has his hands clasped together all mature like. What buddy is actually doing is using his telepathic powers because this nigga is an alien type nigga. Buddy could telepathically entrench the image of his shirtless body any suspect nigga's head and instantly hypnotize them into wanting buddy Akon's niggaconda. Real talk, this nigga can also use his psychokinesis to make a niggas dick get stiff in only a seconds time. That over tanned nigga on Ancient Aliens uses this nigga to support the theory of alien niggas influencing early human civilization to go homo.

7. R. Kelly

Much love to this ONILF (Old Nigga I'd Like to Fuck). This nigga gets mad hate from casper niggas and pussy niggas because buddy likes fucking with young bitches. But real talk, why the fuck are they hating on such a handsome, well-built nigga like this? Now interesting enough, buddy mentioned about being trapped in a closet. Perhaps this nigga might actually be definitely suspect. If buddy is suss, he's more than welcomed on the team. Especially in this photo how he's prepared to pelvically thrust into a niggas bootyhole. This nigga is like one of those giant drills that casper niggas use to dig underground. Buddy's niggaconda has been rumored to be mad long so I definitely fucks with this nigga if it's true. Regardless, this chiseled nigga deserves respect for being in the game as long as he has and looking fine as fuck doing it.

6. Usher

If a nigga was Muslim, I'd shout, "Allahu Akbar!" at the sight of this nigga's body. Seriously? Is buddy Allah serious when he made this nigga? If I was straight, which I am, the mere of sight of this nigga would get my dick quivering real talk. This nigga's abdomen looks like it was built by the Army Corp. of Engineers. Nigga's abs are deeper than World War I trenches. Imagine cumming on that niggas chest doe. If a nigga's load was big enough, you could fill that nigga's abs up forreal. It would be like the Red Sea but with nigjizz. Only downside to this nigga is his face is kind of disappointing, Buddy's nose was probably put there because otherwise it just wouldn't be fair for a nigga to look that good body and face wise. It's all good though bruh because this smiley body having nigga is an example of a fine Israelite man.

5. Tyrese

Now I know this nigga isn't purely an R&B nigga, but he counts in my book. Buddy is one of the most versatile fine niggas of all time. Buddy is the Bo Jackson of fine ass niggas. First off this nigga has an edge to him, peep the tats. Nigga looks like a domineering type nigga. Not the type of nigga that would rock leather and a ball gag and go to town on niggas buttcheek, but real talk, just a commanding type nigga. He the type of nigga that if my son was gay, I'd want this nigga to take my little nigga's anal virginity because I know this nigga would have the courtesy to stitch his rectal crevice after he was done pounding it out. Nigga's belly button has me mesmerized though. Nigga's belly button looks like a wormhole into another dimension with that tat. Buddy's bellybutton defies physics because it would straight up teleport a nigga into a plane of existence where only fine niggas like Tyrese exist. God bless this fine ass nigga.

4. Tank

Wow, add another ONILF to the list. This nigga just oozes mature fineness. Now some niggas might say buddy is ugly, or his body game ain't all that but real talk, they wrong. This nigga is like the fine ass uncle you have but never wanna make move on because you're not homo. This nigga is just plain and simple, a bad ass fine nigga. They call this nigga Tank...hmmmm...lemme think bruh, buddy definitely got a howitzer between his legs then. This nigga could precision drop loads of nigjizz from his niggaconda onto a susspect twinky nigga's mouth from a mile off. Buddy's hands look big as fuck too. This nigga looks like he could yank off a nigga's melon while they bobbing up and down sucking buddy off. Definitely don't wanna fuck with this nigga at all, unless of course you letting buddy fuck you.

3. Marques Houston

I swear buddy isn't a pornstar, I swear. Nigga looks like he's getting ready to star in a suss film with the homie Brian pumper. This nigga reminds me of a mature ass KrisKay that is a bit tinted and finer looking. This nigga plain and simple is just gorgeous. Peep the niggas skin game, flawless. Peep the niggas body game, supple, sweet, buddy like a peach on a hot summer day. Nigga is a mature looking, understated fine ass nigga. He's most definitely a very beauitful nigga but what I love is his name real talk. This nigga's name is very exotic sounding, like the nigga sounds like a nigga type of steak or beef. I don't know...a nigga kind of fell in love after peeping this nigga's face game. This nigga's face looks like he was crafted by a carpenter in Nairobi.

2. Trey Songz

Dear lord in Heaven...this nigga is fine as fuck. Look at this nigga's mouthpiece doe. Looks like he just caught a load of ven-cum from buddy's niggaconda and than spitting it out, he letting that shit drip like it's Niagra Falls or some shit. Forreal looks like some suss nigga just made him "Say Aaah". This nigga looks good as hell. I love how this nigga's body is just smiling at me though, nigga's pelvis is pointing to the niggaconda almost teasing a nigga. But he also vascular as fuck and you can tell this niga works out mad hard. Buddy could probably make a nigga nutbust with his stare and kung-fu grip alone. Buddy is definitely a smiley body having nigga. His shapeup is flawless too. Niggas barber definitely ill with the razors and the same for tattoo artist. That nigga has the sistine chapel to work with in terms of beauty, this nigga is just fine as fuck.

1. Chris Brown aka The Light Skinned Messiah

...Speechless. This nigga is the paradigm for lightskinned niggas. If there was a church of fine niggas, buddy is the Jesus christ rearisen for those suss niggas. Buddy would be the Cesare Borgia equivalent of the incarnated physical manifestation of the lightskinned messiah himself. If i was God and it was my job to commision a wing in Heaven to craft the perfect liteskinned nigga, it would be Chris Brown. That nigga's milky white tongue looks like he got done lapping ven-cum outta bucket filled with the jizzm of real ass niggas. Buddy has an edginess to him, but it seems like he would be just as quick to arch his back and let a nigga smack that muscular booty real quick. The tat game on this nigga is well done too, I like how the roses on his chest blend in sort of with his nipples. This nigga definitely is a piece of fine meat. I'm sure a suss wimpdicked nigga would love to plug his nostrils with they unerect dick he so fine. There's just something about a liteskinned nigga that just makes a nigga weak in the knees. Like this nigga is just so damn fine in so many ways. Buddy's facial game is also on point, not too bushy, not too light. He almost the perfect nigga, just enough masculinity to make a nigga get stiff, but enough softness to make a nigga get hard. If R&B didn't work out for The Light Skinned Messiah, it would be just as easy for this nigga could always model for the wavecap brands you always seen in Walmart. I also like that this nigga went blonde. Like he has the essence of a casper nigga, but you know he's a lite skinned cutiepie at heart. Regardless, this nigga is definitely the king of fine ass R&B niggas.

RJMIKES - Maverick Mixtape Download

2012-01-11T12:41:00.000-08:00

Buddy goes hard. Peep the contact info if you wanna holla at the boy RJMikes,

support him by downloading his mixtape.

YOU CAN DOWNLOAD THE MIXTAPE BY VISITING THIS LINK HERE

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TALENTED NIGGA ON THE COME UP: BUDDY HAS BEATS

2012-01-11T00:44:00.000-08:00

This nigga is talented. Buddy goes by the name of Basspro. Buddy has dark, ominous, hardhitting, soulful beats on the real. Check out his youtube channel in the above embedded video, or down load buddy's mixtape by clicking the link below

CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD A TRACK OFF HIS UPCOMING MIXTAPE

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Gatsby & Slater - Charles Bronson ft. ABGOHARD

2012-01-10T21:15:00.000-08:00

THESE NIGGAS GO HARD AS FUCK SUPPORT THESE NIGGAS FORREAL

CHECK MORE OF THEIR SHIT OUT HERE

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TONY SOPRANO - TEE WAFFLES : SHIT GOES HARD

2012-01-10T21:02:00.000-08:00

CLICK HERE FOR SOME RAW SHIT

Tony Soprano - Tee Waffles

This nigga goes hard as hell. Shout out to my nigga Waffles.

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FINEST NBA NIGGAS IN THE GAME (LITERALLY)

2012-01-04T17:03:00.000-08:00

Hello yall. Buddy been chillin and watching the NBA and couldn't help but realize something: not only are they incredible atheletes, a lot of these niggas are incredibly handsome/good-looking. I'm sure mad niggas gonna be offended by this list but that's straight. I want this to stir up legitimate discussion and debate, let a nigga know whats goodie. REMINDER: Read the title whiteboys. This is finest NBA NIGGAS, not whiteboys. We don't fuck with those niggas around here bruh. No homo doe, but a fine ass nigga beats a fine ass casper nigga any day FACT. (NO HOMO AND NO RACIAL DOE)

10. Kelenna Azubuike

SMH...why is this nigga not a Sean John model? Nowadays niggas don't wear Sean John but imagine if you saw this bright-skinned, luscious lipped, steely-gaze having nigga rocking the latest Sean John sweats or tee? You seriously don't think niggas would be lining up en masse to rock that shit? This nigga is an irrelevant ass player, but real shit this nigga looks good as hell. Buddy's body game is correct (peep the biceps) and his face game and hair game are also intact. This nigga looks like Cam Newton's fine ass but less dumb looking. He looks like the type of nigga to wear a cardigan and read "War and Peace" with his legs crossed with some loafers on. This is the type of nigga that if I was gay, which I'm not, would bring to my parents, assuming they didn't disown a nigga because of his sexual preference. I know he's a relatively unknown nigga, but fuck it, buddy looks good as hell. I wouldn't giving this nigga a massage or browsing questionable websites together with him.

Kobe Bryant

Ok, maybe buddy is a bit high on the list but that's only because he's darkskinned. At the end of the day, we know that light skinned niggas are gonna rule the world in terms of the looks. But this nigga right here a is a prime specimen of the Israelite man. This nigga's hairline has seen better days, but it isn't in full retreat (Lebron) so definitely a plus on that. Body game is very. very, very correct and plus his nick name makes a nigga ponder his niggaconda's size. Black Mamba? Come on bruh, this nigga is nicknamed after a fucking snake. A black snake too, so you know this nigga is literally spitting vencum out of his niggaconda. This nigga's niggaconda probably has scaly snakeskin on it. This nigga's foreskin could be used to construct luxury sneakers out of, especially considering a nigga's favorite color is black. But i'm sure buddy is circumcised so I ain't too worried about that. Buddy's skin is very good too, this nigga is also tall as hell so a nigga could let him stand up while I chill on the sofa and give the nigga a blowie (not that I would because I'm not gay). His asiatic features and high-cheekbones definitely prop this up as a contender for one of the finest best players of all time. This nigga is like the fine ass less good version of MJ, but hey, buddy is straight with that.

8. Tyrus Thomas

Are you gay? Who cares. Are you straight? Again, who cares. Is this a fine ass niga? Regardless of orietnation, yes bruh, yes, of course he is. This nigga's arched eyebrows, cut arms, and tattoos give him a flair of personality. This nigga is so cute that even my nigga Lil Boosie fucks with this nigga.

Now let me break down some math for you dumb ass nikkas: $30 million + fine as hell + hardest nigga in the rap game (no homo doe) +tall = CUTIEPIE, THUG NIGGA WIT BREAD.

Now of course niggas like kobe and others got more bread, but come on bruh, be honest. Who really is fucking with this nigga? Buddy is without a doubt a fine ass nigga for sure.

7. Andre Iguodala

Certainly one of the more underrated good looking niggas, Andre Iguodala is certainly a contender for one of the finest in the game right now. I did my damnedest to find more revealing pics of this nigga but to no avail. This picture though I think personifies what I find so attractive (no homo doe) about this nigga. Two fingers raised in unison form a triangle with the vertex (that's the point for you stupid niggas) being the nigga's dick. G-shit, that's definitely why this nigga is so attractive. Buddy is geometrically perfect from dick to lips. It's as if this nigga was constructed to tempt lure suspect niggas out of the closet. During the Vietnam war, soldiers used these sniffer things that could detect where the Vietcong niggas were chillin at. Imagine if the same could be done with fine niggas. Take a capsule full of this niggas sweat, strap it to a supersoaker with a pheromone converter and presto, you got a fine ass nigga sniffer. Walk within a quarter mile of a Sixers game and I guarantee that jawn would go crazy and a picture of this chiseled face having nigga would pop up on the Fine-Finder 5000 (That's the name of the device if I could invent it)

6. Derrick Rose

Fine nigga alert: D-Rose. This nigga right here could definitely be a number one fine nigga on the list, however, his personality, or lack there of, keeps him from it in my opinion. Gorgeous eyelashes? Check. Chiseled face/high cheekbones? Check. Tats? Check. Pretty smile? Check. A nigga could go on for an hour about how fine he is but that's not the point. The nigga is a pretty nigga, but his personality game is mad lacking. Also, the fuck is this nigga thinking with his facial hair? No offense to buddy fine nigga, but only Mario and Luigi should be rocking the 'stache with no facial hair. He kind of pulls it off, but this nigga has the facial hair of a To Catch A Predator type nigga (Shout out to Chris "Handsome" Hanson) so it kind of irks me that this nigga is ruining his potential top honors. MVP trophy kind of helps this nigga's status but I'm just so disappointed in this nigga. He's got it all going for him but such a minor thing really ruins his ranking. Hopefully buddy will step his fine ass game up and get the top spot one day. Until then, we'll have to wait.

5. Chris Paul

Wow...the shape-up...damn. I'm not even gay but I think i just fell in love with this nigga. Now I know for a fact this nigga wasn't broke because his teeth way too damn clean. His eyes are very pretty too. I ain't gay bruh, I really aren't, but damn come on five. How can you not admire a cute looking nigga like this? Just too damn fine for his own good. This niggas eyebrows doe...SMH. I really wish this nigga would get his arched (one thing D-Rose got going for him) because it would accentuate his eyes. Also if the nigga could get a nosejob, buddy got a Lebron nose. Kind of disappointing that such beautiful skin is ruined by this nigga's big 'ol nose. However, this nigga's skingame is definitely on-point so I can't ignore the fact that he looks fine as hell. He's also without a doubt one of the finest of the elite type niggas (in my opinion) so he definitely gets a plus.

4. Carmelo Anthony

Thick niggas need love too. Carmelo is withoutadoubt, one of the cutest thick niggas in the game. I had to put two pictures in this bitch because this nigga has one of the thickest donks of a nigga I've ever seen. In the first pic, look at the diameter of this niggas nipples bruh. Perfection. This nigga has what I call a "Smiley Body". Peep the nipples and belly button and accentuated abdominal protrusion. I know for a fact the illiterate niggas just clicked the X cause they can't handle a nigga with vocab. Anyways, yeah this niggas body is practically smiling at a nigga. Not only is the body smiling, but peep buddy's face game. Pretty eyes, pretty smile, good hair (although a nigga cut the braids off a while back) and he's a biracial nigga. Buddy is Rican and Black so you know the niggaconda is on point. He's like the NBA equivalent of Brian Pumper, except he actually has bread and is a fine ass nigga to match. Also peep the bulge there. Nigga looks like he has an anthill in his pants so you know buddy's got a niggaconda most def. He also hooked up with one of the finest thick bitches in the game so you know that nigga's son is gonna grow up to be one of the finest thick niggas of all time. (NO HOMO AND NO PEDO DOE)

3. Rudy Gay

Is it a cruel twist of fate that one of the finest niggas in the world has the last name, "Gay"? This nigga is not only liteskinned, but has a beautiful smile and bountiful head of wavy hair. This nigga's barber deserves to be tipped in pure gold ingots because buddy's hair game is top of the line most def. Peep that smile though. This nigga could make the straightest of straight niggas question they sexuality. This nigga could have Ghostface Killah on his knees bobbing his crusty lips back and forth trying to swallow this nigga's niggaconda. That's how cute he is. Buddy grips that microphone mighty confidantly, as if he has prior experience gripping something cylindrical (i.e. a niggas dick?) but i'm sure if he's fucking with niggas they most def considerably bigger than a microphone. It's definitely god's will that this nigga be named Gay and look as fine as he does. One more thing: this nigga's body is rock hard. This is a prime example of the beauty of the Israelite man, specially fine ass ones.

2. Dwyane Wade

Not only is this nigga one of my favorite players but this nigga definitely is one of my favorite FINEST players. This nigga's jaw is fucking huge so that's a huge plus. This nigga like a fine ass Pitbull with that jawline. This nigga's body game is unbelieveable. This nigga could be a Bowflex model if he really wanted to. They call this nigga "The Flash", i pray that doesn't mean this nigga preejaculation game is at a GOAT level. If this nigga was slamming me (not that he would ever would because I'm not gay) i would want that nigga to keep it going as long as he possibly could. This nigga definitely deserves top honors though as without a doubt, considering he is the finest of the ELITE niggas. We talking the Kobes, 'Melos, Wades ( of course0. This nigga also has style game to match. Peep some of the niggas finest styles below.

NOW WITHOUT A DOUBT, THE FINEST NIGGA IN THE NBA:

1. SHANNON BROWN

Wow. What I would do to switch places with the bitch in that photo. This nigga looks like a genetically created, fine ass hulk genetics of Dr. Dre mixed with the gentle, cute ass liteskin genes of Chris Brown. This nigga also allegedly has a HUGE niggaconda. Real talk, no rumor. Look it up nigga. This nigga is just too fine for words. It's illegal that a nigga that talented should be in the NBA. This nigga is literally the perfect human. He has the perfect Israelite genetics, with liteskinned nigga genes to match. Although most niggas may not agree with the picks, niggas is entitled to their opinions. That's what comments and debate are for.

FINEST NIGGAS IN R&B...COMING SOON (NO HOMO DOE)

HOW I GETS IT IN WIT MY NIKKAS...NO HOMO DOE

2011-11-05T22:47:00.000-07:00

MANY YALL NIKKAS PROLLY AXEING: HOW DO THE NIGGA YUNG BLACC GET IT IN WIT NIGGAS (NO HOMO DOE). I'MMA KEEP IT WHUN HUNDRITT, I'MMA LET CHALL NIGGAS NO WHUT I'M UP ON. A NIGGA LIKE MYSELF LOVE TO CHILL WIT MY NIGGAS IN DA CLUB:

DHIS IS US IN DA CLUB:

IM DA FINE LOOKIN ASS NIGGA IN DA MIDDLE. YAH DAS RITE, A NIGGA GET THE LITESKINNED BITCHES WITTA BIG OLE DONK YA HEARD? BUT THE NIGGA SOMETIMES GETS A LITTLE HEAD OF HISSELF AND DHIS IS WHAT US NIGGAS LOOK LIKE AFTER THE CLUB:

HAHA DHIS FUNNY RITE?...MAN FUCK YALL NIGGAS...YALL NIGGAS PROLLY THINK I'M HOMO CUZZA DHIS ISH BUT FUCK YALL NIGAS I AIN'T GAY. WE JUST PLAYIN BRUH, DHIS IS A JOKE BRUH I AIN'T GAY YOU FAGGOT ASS NIGGAS. BUDDY IN DA RED HEELS LUKIN CUTE AS FUH DOE...BUT HEY BRUH I AIN'T HOMO, CAN A NIGGA TELL A BRUTHA HE LOOK GOOD (NO HOMO DOE) WITTOUT BEIN HOMO? FUCK OUTTA HERE GAY NIGGAS...I HATECHALL NIGGAS. I NEVER, EVUH EVUH BEEN HOMO BRUH REEL TALK.

NOW ON DA SIDE A NIGGA ALLSEW DO PHOTOGRAPHY AND NEWSPAPER ISH AND ALLA DAT TYPE SHIT BRUH LEMME SHOW YALL NIGGAS MY PORTFOLIO, I AIN'T HOMO I JUST DID A PROGECT BOUT FINE NIGGAS IN DA HOOD (NO HOMO) I AIN'T HOMO BRUH I JUST HAD TO DO IT FOR A LOKAL PAPER IT'S CALLED DA HOOD TRIBUNE FOR BITCHES (DATS DUH REEL NAME YOU IGNANT ASS NICCAS SMH)

KAPSHUN: DEEZ TWO FINE NIGGAS (NO HOMO) IS MY NIGGA DEJOHN (WRITE) AND JOHNOTHAN (NIGGA ON THE LEFT). NOW I DON'T KNOW IF YALL PEEP IT, BUT THE NIGGA JOHNOTHAN GOTTA HELLA BIG FRONT DONK. NOW FOR YALL NIGGAS DAT DONT KNOW, A FRUNT DONK IS WHENNA NIGGA GOT A BIG OL DANGALANG BRUH. DATS WHEN A NIGGA'S NIGGACONDA RIVAL THAT OF MYSELF YA HEARD? BUT YEAH FORREAL, BUDDY GOTTA BIG DICK BRUH (NO HOMO DOE) TO YALL NIGGAS SAYIN I'M HOMO BRUH, I AIN'T I'M JUST KEEPIN IT ONE HUNNET. BESIDES DAY D'S DOE, BUDDY ALSO GOTTA FINE ASS BODY (NO HOMO) DHIS NIGGA LIKE A MIDNIGHT COLORED BRAD PITT FROM FITE KLUB BRUH. BUDDY GOT ABS LOOKIN LIKE THE GRANDY CANYON WIT DEM RAVINES IN HIS CHEST BRUH. NIGGA LOOKIN GOOD...NO HOMO DOE.

KAPSHUN: DAMN BRUH. DO A NIGGA GOTTA SAY SHIT? DEEZ NIGGAS BYSEP GAME IS CORRECT FORREAL. BUDDY ON THE RIGHT GOT ARMS LIKE MY DICK BRUH (NO HOMO DOE). BUDDY LIKE A THICKER VERSION OF A MEXICAN WINSTUN CHURCHILL BRUH. BUDDY IS FINE AND HE GOT SOFISTICATION. A NIGGA NOE DAT BY DA LOOKS OF HIS CUT. NIGGA GOT THE BALD FADE. NOW BUDDY IN DA MIDDLE DOE? DATS DA STOOPID ASS NIGGA. HE DA NIGGA WHO DO DA NIGGA ON THE RITES BIDDIN YA HEARD? KNOWTISS HOW BUDDY TAKIN HIS BELT OFF? BUDDY REDDY TO GET IT IN WIT THE OTHA NIGGAS BUT I'M FINE WIT DAT (NO HOMO DOE) NIGGA LOOKIN GOOD AS HELL DOE...FORREAL

KAPSHUN: DAM BRUH I AIN'T EVEN GON FRONT. A NIGGA CATCHEN MAD FEELINGS JUSS LOOKIN AT DHIS. SO BUETUHFULL BRUH, FINE ASS LITE SKINNED NIGGA GET MARYED TO A FINE ASS BYUH WHO I BET GON HAVE SUMMA DA FINEST LIL NIGGAS IN DA GAME. (NO PEDO AND NO HOMO) DEEZ NIGGAS IN DA FOTOS DOE IMMA LETCHALL NIGGAS NOE A SEKRET: BUDDY IS HOMO BRUH! YOU SEE BUDDY ALL THE WAY ON DA RITE? NIGGA WAS CHECKIN OUT DA GRUME'S DONK BRUH. NOT DAT I BLAME A NIGGA, BUDDY LOOKED MAD GOOD IN DEM JEAN SHORTS FORREAL. A NIGGA LIKE MYSELF COODINT HELP BUT NOTICE HOW DEM BUNS LOOKED DAT DENIM BRUH FORREAL. ME MYSELF AND DA NIGGAS GOT MAD WASTED DOE. WIFEY AND ALL DA BRAWDS LEFT AND IT WAS JUST ME AND THE NIGGAS. NOW I AIN'T HOMO BUT I AIN'T GON FRONT, I GOT IT IN WITH THE NIGGAS (NO HOMO DOE, I SWEAR DOE NO HOMO DOE) WE JUSS...YA KNOW TALKED...BRUH...NUTHIN HAPPENED YOU FEEL ME (NO HOMO DOE) I AIN'T LIE DOE, WHEN BUDDY WUZ LIKKIN HIS LIPS FROM EETING DA WEDDING CAKE A NIGGA CAUGHT MAD FEELINGS, LET'S JUST SAY MY NIGGACONDA WUZ LOOKIN LIKE THE NIGGA JOHNOTHANS (SHOUTOUT TO DA FINE ASS HOMIE JOHNOTHAN)

ANYWAYS, I GOT MAD A HEAD MYSELF YALL HOPE YALL NIGGAS FEELING DA BLAWG AND WAS IMPRESSED WIT MY GERNALIZIM SKILLZ NEXT I SWEAR IMMA SHOW YALL HOW TO GET FRESH BRUH REEL TALK. I JUSS DID A FOTO SHOOT OF DA FINEST NIGGAS IN HARLUM (NO HOMO DOE) MY MENTOUR, MY IDLE, MY MAINEST, FINEST (AGAIN, NO HOMO DOE) NIGGA KILLA CAM HERE'S A PREVIEW OF IT, PEEP MY NEXT BLAWG POST DOE NIGGAS OY YOY

DAM DAT NIGGA LOOK GOOD AS HELL BRUH (NO HOMO DOE)

#OY YOY

NIGGAZ IS ROCKING SKINNEEZ, JEGGINGS AND ACTING LIKE MOIST BROADS: WHAT PARTA DA GAME IS DIS??? YALL NIGGAS GONE SOFT! (NO HOMO DOE)

2011-10-17T19:21:00.000-07:00

KONFESHUNZ OF A NIGGA WITTA DONK

AYO ON SUM REEL SHIT DAT PIC ABOVE IS ONE HUNNED PURRSENT REEL. REEL TALK. TRUE STORY BRUH. THE HOMIE YUNG BLACC WAS STROLLING WHEN I SAW DEEZ NIGGAZ. I MEEN I AINT GON PASS UP DEEZ FINE AZZ NIGGAS WIT DAY CURVES N ALLA DAT FEEL ME? (NO HOMO DOE) STOP IT FIVE. YOU NOE I AINT A SUSS ASS NIGGA HAHAHA. I'M STRAIT BRUH. ONE HUNNED PURSENT. IM JUST BREAKING YALL NIGGAS NUTZ (NO HOMO). ANYWAY. DUH NIGGA YUNG BLACC TRYIN TO DIEAGNOES WHERE DA GAME GOT SICK AT FEEL ME? SKINNY JEANS WARING NIGGAS LIKE DEEZ CAME UP ON DAT HOMO TIP MOST DEF BUT WHEN YOU GOTTA NIGGA LIKE WEEZY COSIGNING DEEZ NIGGAS ALL DA BROTHAS IN DA HOOD DAT MAD SUSS FINNA COPEE DEEM NIGGAS MOST DEF. I AINT GON FRUNT NEITHER, YA BOY YUNG BLACC USED TO BE ONE A DEM NIGGAS FORREAL. I WAS A LOST, KONFUSED, CUTE ASS THUG NIGGA AND I COULDNT RESIST FEELING MY NIGGACONDA BEING KEPT A IN A DENIM AND KOTTON CAGE SOTOSPEEK. OH DAM SEE WHATTA NIGGA JUST DID THERE? NIGGA JUST USED A ANALOGEE BRUH. OY YOY. ANYWAY YEAH LIKE A NIGGA WAS SAYIN, AFTER DEM CUTE LITESKINNED NICCAS (U NOE I GO AFTER DEM LITESKINNED NIGGAS) DA NEW BOYZ AND DAY JERK VID (NO HOMO). I AINT GON LIE I ATE DAT SHIT UP (NO HOMO DOE). I BOTT A PAIR A DEM GREY JEENZ BUT IT WAS A DIZZASTER. MY DONK AND NIGGACONDA WAZ WAY TOO BIG. WAY TO BIG MY NIGGA WORD IS BOND. IT FELT LIKE MY NIGGACONDA WAS BEING SMOTHERED BRUH. MY NIGGACONDA WAS LIKE AN OLD SUSS NIGGA GET SNUFF-FUCKED BY A BBC BRUH REAL TALK. NIGGAS USED TO GIMME SHIT WHEN A BROTHA BENT OVER. I REMEMBER ONE TIME AT WALL-MART, BUDDY SAID MY JANK LOOKED LIKE THE FINEST DONK HE EVER DID SEE. NIGGA TRYED TO GET YA BOY YUNG BLACC TO JUST TWERK RITE THERE BRUH. I FELT LIKE AN EXTRA IN A MR. GHETTO MUSIC VID. SHOUTOUT TO THA HOMIE MR. GHETTO. THATS WHEN I REELIZED WHAT WUZ REALLY GOODIE. I HAD WHAT A NIGGA LIKE MY SELF CALL A THUGGPIFFANEE. DAZ WHEN A HARDBONE NIGGA (NO HOMO) LIKE MYSELF UZE HIS OAN HEAD TO REELIZE WUZ POPPIN: NIGGAZ SUBCONCIOUSES BE THINKING DAY BROADS SO DEEP DOWN A CLOSETED SUSS NIGGA FINNA EASE HIS WAY INTO DA WAZE OF A FEMALE BY DRESSING LIKE ONE. OH IN LAYMANS TURMS, ONLEE A GAY NIGGA FINNA DRESS LIKE DAT. OR MAYBE A CURIOUS NIGGA LIKEMYSELF. AYO STOP IT FIVE!!! I AIN'T GAY BRUH! I WUZ JUSS CURIOUS. SO DATZ ALL IT IS BRUH. BUT REEL ISH

WORD IS BOND I AINT HOMO SO DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE IM A GAY NIGGA. I HATE GAY NIGGAS BRUH. I FUCKIN HATE'EM. SHOUT OUT TO THE HOMIE TYREESE DOE. DAT NIGGA FINE AF. BUT STOP IT FIVE! I AINT FUCKIN HOMO! #OY YOY

STOP JACKIN MY ISH (NO HOMO DOE)

2011-10-10T18:37:00.000-07:00

AIGHT LEMME LETCHALL NOE A LIL SUM'N SUM'N. I HEER DHIS BLAWG ON THE CUM UP (NO HOMO DOE) AND PLENTEE A YALL REEDING IT N ALLA DAT ISH DATS MAD GOOD NAHMEAN? BUT LEMME LETCHALL NOE SUM'N. YALL AIN'T ABOUT DHIS LIFE SO YOU NEED TO STOP JACKING MY ISH. THERES A FINE LINE BETWEEN COPEEING AND PAYIN HOMAGE YOU FEEL ME? YALL NIGGAS CROSSED DHAT LINE BIG TIME. I'M AN ORIGINAL NIGGA FEEL ME. DHIS BLAWG SHIT NEW TO A YUNG PAID NIGGA LIKE MYSELF. I AINT KNOW NOTHING BOUT DA GRAMMER AND SPEHLING AND DAT OTHA ISH SO A NIGGA MAKE IT UP AS HE GO. YALL NIGGAS THINK THAT YOU CAN JUST JACK MY ISH (NO HOMO DOE) AND GET AWAY WIT IT. NUHHH UHHH MY NIGGA. HELL NAW. YALL NIGAS SUM TRIFLIN ASS SUCKAS IF YOU THINK YOU FINNA JUST JACK MY ISH (NO HOMO DOE) AND RUN OFF WID IT. LEMME BRAKE IT DOWN FOR YALL DOE. I NOE YALL JUST SUM SUBURBIN ASS, WHITEBRED, WIMPDICK HAVIN, PRETTY EYED (NO HOMO DOE), LITE SKINNED, CUTE NIGGAS. BUT STILL BRUH. JUST CUS A NIGGA MITE BE CATCHEN FEELINS DON'T MEEN HE GAY FEEL ME? PAWSE BRUH. I AIN'T GAY. WORD ON THE STREET IS MANY OF YALL NIGAS THINK I'M SUM FAGGET AZZ NIGGA. FUCK OUTTA HERE WIT THAT B. I AIN'T GAY BRUH. I JUST ADMIRE A CUTIE PIE NIKKA WHEN I SEE ONE. WORD IS BOND DOE IF ANY OF YALL THINK IT'S COOL TO BE HOMO AND MAKE FUN OF IT, SMH BRUH SMH. ALSO, MANY A YALL THINK IT'S COOL TO JUST PRETEND YOU HOOD. WORD IS BOND ONLEE REEL HOOD NIGGAS CAN GETTA WAY WIT IT FEEL ME? I DID A 4 YEAR BID IN JESSUP FOR TRAFFICCIN DAT WERK FROM NY DOWN TO B-MORE MY NIGGA. I KILLED NIGGAS B. YOU THINK A NIGGA HOMO CAUSE I ADMIRE A CUTE NIGGA? HELL NAW BRUH HELL NAW. IN THE JOINT A NIGGA HADDA GO HOMO TO SURVIVE DAT ISH BRUH. MY CELLIE WAS DHIS WHITEBWOY NAMED ANDREW....MY LAWD DAT BOI HADDA A CUTE ASS BRUH. DAT NIGGA COODNT STOP ME FROM TAPPIN DAT BOOTEE LIKE AN ACQUIFER MY NIGGA WORD IS BOND. NO HOMO DOE. I DIDNT DEW IT CAUSE I WAS GAY, IT WAS JUSS ALLA BOUT LETTIN A WHITEBWOY NOE WAS GOODIE. SO DAS MY ANALOGEE. I'M EDUCATING YALL NIGGAS CAUSE I'M A SOCKRATEEZ TIPE NIGGA. I'M A FEELAWSOFUR BRUH. I ALSO BEEN IN DA HOOD ALL MY LIFE. I WAS BOURNE IN DA HOOD IN UPTOWN IN NY. DATZ HARLUM FOR ALL YOU STOOPID AZZ FUHNIGGAS WHO AIN'T BEEN NOEING. I GREW UP ON 126TH AND LENOX NOT TOO FAR FROM WHERE MY NIGGA CAMERON GILES GREW UP. AKA CAM'RON. THAT NIGGA PUT ME ON DHIS NO HOMO TIP SINCE I WAS A YOUNGIN JUST RUNNIN THE STREETS TRYING TO GET MY ASS FILLED UP NO HOMO DOE. I AINT HAVE NO DIPLOWMA FROM HI-SKOOL BUT I DOO HAVE A DOCKTOURETTE IN TWINKING NIGGAS WORD IS BOND. I WENT TO THE UNIVERSITEE OF KILLING NIGGAS WITTA MAJOR IN THUG LIFE FEEL ME? IMMA REEL NIGGA . I GET IT IN IN THE STREETS ALL DAY AND IF YOU NIGGAS AINT KNOW NOW YOU KNOW. LAST BUT NOT LEEST I RUN WITTA GANG OF GANGS MY NIGGA. DEEZ SUM ORANGUTAN MONKEE NIGGAS BRUH. DEM NIGGAZ HANG WILE DEY BANG. FEEL ME? (NO HOMO). I'M 5LOOD AFFILIATED. TO ALL YALL WHITEBWOYS ON DA WEB DAT MEAN BLOOD BRUH. SHOUT OUT TO MY TREY DEUCE 5LOOD NIKKAZ. FUCK ALL DEM CRAB NIKKAZ CUH! WE KILL YALL NIGGAS. SUUUUU WOOOOOO MY NIGGA. STREET LIFE AINTA JOKE BRUH. NIGGAS TAKE YO WORD AS YO BOND. SO DON'T GO AN FRUNT BRUH. I MEAN EVEN IF YOU A CUTE ASS WHITEBOY (NO HOMO) DONT GET IT TWISTED, YALL AINT BOUT THAT LIFE AND EVEN IF YOU IS, YOU MOST DEF GETTIN POUNDED OUT BY A BULL NIGGA LIKE MYSELF. HOPEFULLY NEXT TIME I WONT HAVE TO DROP SOME NOWLEDGE ON YALL CAUSE I HERE YALL KEEP DHIS ISH GOIN NAHMEAN? TILL NEXT TIME. KEEP HOLDING ME DOWN AND IMMA CONTINUE TO HOLD YALL DOWN (NO HOMO DOE) #SMH ATTA GAY NIGGA WHO ON MY DICK JACKIN ME (MEGA-PAWSE NO HOMO DOE)

TOP TEN RAP NICCAS I'D SMASH OR LET SMASH ME #NO HOMO DOE!!!

2011-09-29T19:57:00.000-07:00

FERST OFF, I AIN'T GAY. YUNG BLACC SOCKARATEEZ NEVER HAVE BEEN GAY NEVER WILL NAHMEAN? BUT ON REAL ISH, A NIGGA WAS SMOKING SOME ENDO, FLIPPING THROUGH PLAYGIRL (NO HOMO DOE) AND WATCHIN MY NIKKA TY-PERRY WITH ALL HIS FINE ASS LITE SKINNED NIGGAS HE HAVIN (NO HOMO DOE) AND A NIGGA HAD A EPIFUHNEE: WHO DA FINEST HIP-HOP NIGGAS ALIVE? I MEEN NOT ON NO GAY ISH BUT IM A GROAN AZZ MAN WHO THINKS NAHMEAN? SO LESSEE HERE, WHO DA FINEST NIGGAS OF DEM ALL? WELL PEEP MY COUNTDOWN NIGGAS, SHIT FINNA GET HOT AND HEAVY (NO HOMO)

10. BIGGIE

OK NOT ON NO GAY ISH BUT DHIS NIGGAS RHYME GET ME HARD AS FUH NAWMEAN? NIGGAS VOICE GET A NIGGA HARDER THAN TITAYKNEEUM ALLOY BRUH. REAL ISH. AND THE NIGGAS DIDN'T CALL HIM BIG POPPA FOR NUTTIN. NIGGA KNEW HOW TO MAKE A BROAD SQUERT MAD EAZY. THAT NIGGA DICK PROLLY LIKE A HOWITZER BRUH. NIGGA MOST DEF PACKIN BIG BERTHA IN DEM PANTS YA HEERD? BUT ON THE REAL DOE, NIGGA NOT THE PRETTIEST I GET WEEK IN DA KNEEZ WHEN A LITESKIN NIGGA WITH PERTY EYES LOOKIN ALL INNOCENT NAHMEAN? DHIS NIGGA MOST DEF WOULDN'T LET MEE SMASHEM SO BUDDY PROLLY WANNA SMASH MY ASS. I MEAN FUCK GAY NIGGAS B I THINK HOMO ASS NIGGAS THE PLAGUE BUT I WOULDNT MIND LETTIN POPPA SMASH ME.

9. 2PAC

DAMN. DO A NIGGA GOTTA SAY SHIT? DHIS NIGGAS ABS MORE CUT THEN A FUCKBWOY NIGGA WHO AINT GIVE UP DA DUCCITS WHEN I MUGGEM. DHIS NIGGA JUST OOZES THUG HARDNESS BRUH. NIGGAS RAPS ALWAYS GET A THUG NIGGA LIKE ME WANNA GET ON MY KNEEZ BRUH. BUT NO HOMO!!! FUCKING GAY NIGGAS TWISTIN MY WORDS AND SHIT. I LIKE PUSSY BRUH. BUT IF I WAS GAY I'D FINISH OFF ON DHIS NIGGAS HAPPY TRAIL AND TURN HIS BELLY BUTTON INTO A GUYZER OF MY NIGJIZZ BRUH. REAL ISH. NIGGA GOT PRITTY EYES TOO. NO HOMO DOE.

8. DMX

AGAIN. WE GOTTA FINE ASS BROTHA RIGHT HERE. THEY CALL DHIS NIGGA X OR DA DAWG. SO HMMM LEMME TINK BOUT DAT BRUH...DHIS NIGGA MOST DEF EAT A NIGGAS ASS OUT LIKE A CRAZY REDNOSE PIT BRUH. NIGGA GO HAM ON A NIGGAS EGGS IF YOU GET MY DRIIFT. BUT STOP IT FIVE!!! I AIN'T GAY DAWG. NIGGAS BARKING GET A NIGGA ALL WET IN MY HINDPARTS BUT THATS JUST CAUSE I GOTTA WEEK BLADDER BRUH. DONT MEANA NIGGA CATCHEN FEELINGS FOR ANOTHER NIGGA BRUH. I AINT LIKE DAT. I KILL HOMO NIGGAS B

7. PHARRELL

DAM...ALLA A NIGGA CAN SAY WHEN HE DHIS PIC. I MEAN PHARRELL IS A DOPE AS PRODUCER ON SOME REEL SHIT BUT ON DA REEL DHIS NIGGAS FACE AND BODY IS BANANAS BRUH. DHAT NIGGAS CLOTHIN BRAND NAMED BBC. HMMMM BIG BLACK COCK MAYBE? DHIS NIGGA LOVE DAT BIG BLACK COCK I BET. I BET THIS NIGGA IS A CLOSET NIGGA WHO AT NITE DRES UP LIKE A WIMPDICK AND WISHES HE GOT POUNDED OUT BY A BULL NIGGA LIKE MYSELF. IMMA KEEP IT ONE HHUNNED DOE...A NIGGA WOULD HAPPILLY OBLIGE...BUT NAWWW BRUH!!!! I AIN'T GAY SO FUCK YALL HOMO NIGGAS WHO THINK DHAT ISH! FUCKIN HOMO NIGGAS...WE KILL YALL NIGGAS...UNLESS YOU CUTE DOE (NO HOMO DOE)

6. DRAKE

I ALWAYS THOUGHT DHIS HERE NIGGA WAS SUSS NAHMEAN? BUT WORD IS BOND THIS NIGGA IS A HOT NIGGA FORREAL. HE A MIXED BREED NIGGA SO IT AINT A WONDER WHY HE SO GOOD LUKIN. BUT FUCKING GAY NIGGAS WANNA FUCK DHIS DUDE? DA FUCK? WHAT PARTA DA GAME IS DHIS MY NIGGA? DRAKE IF YOU CAN REED DHIS GET OUT DA GAME BRUH! WE HATE GAY NIGGAS LIKE YOU! BUT HOLLA AT ME DOE...IMMA PAID NIGGA WHO LOVES DA CUTE LITESKINNED BOYS YAHURRD?

5. CAM'RON (AKA CUTEST BEST DRESSED NIGGA IN HARLUM)

WHEN I FIRST PEEPED DHIS ALBUM COVER A NIGGA MOS DEF CAUGHT SOME FEELINS. MY NIGGACONDA (DAS WHAT I CALL MY D) GOT STIFF AS FUH AND DEN A NIGGAS NIPPLES GOT MORE POINTIER THAN A RAPIERS BLAYDE BRUH. NIGGA GOT ME HARD. I FUX WIT HIS MUSIK TOO DOE. COP DHIS NIGGAS SHIT CAUSE THIS NIGGA SPIT THAT FIRE BUT IF YOU EVER LOANLEE DAMN BRUH...DHIS NIGGA COMFURT A NIGGA REAL EAZY BRUH.

4. NAS

OK, OK I NOE DHIS NIGGA GOTTA STEP UP HIS BODDEE GAME BUT WORD IS BOND? WHO ELSE IN DA RAP GAME HIS AGE FUCKIN WIT DHIS NIGGAS CUTE GAME? NUUUU UHHHH AINT NO NIGGA. THIS NIGGA FOE HIS AGE IS FUUUU-INNNE BRUH. DAMN HE FINE. DHIS NIGGA IS LIKE PUSHIN 40 BUT HE STILL FINE. I CALL DHIS NIGGA A ONILF (OLD NIGGA ID LIKE TO FUCK). DHIS NIGGA FUCKING GANGSTA AS FUH AND DEM EYEZ OF HIZ MAKE A NIGGA WANNA SURRENDER DA BOOTEE RIGHT QUICK. BUT STOP IT FIVE!!!! PUMP DA HOMO BRAKES BRUH! I AINT HOMO SO FUCK YOU IF YOU A GAY ASS NIGGA.

3. CHINO XL

OK I DOUBT MOSTA YALL NIGGAS NOE DISS NIGGAS MUSIK BUT IF YOU A REEL HIP HOP NIGGA AND A NIGGA ASKED YOU: WHO ONE OF DA FINEST NIGGAS IN HIP-HOP? 1 OUT OF EVERY 100 NIGGAS GON SAY CHINO XL MOST DEF. DHIS NIGGAS WAIT GAME IS UNMATCED. LOOK AT DAT NIGGAS BICEPS BRUH. THAT NIGGA COULD PROBABLY THRASH MY RECTUM WILE FUCKIN MEE UPRIGHT BRUH. DHIS NIGGA A FINE ASS HULK LOOKIN NIGGA. I MEEN HE PROLLY ON DA ROIDS BUT FUCK IT BRUH DHIS NIGGA CAN GET IT MOST DEF. BUT HEY! I AINT FUCKIN GAY BRUH SO DONT EVEN WINK AT ME. GAY ASS NIGGAS. BUT HOLLA AT ME CHINO YOU A CUTE NIGGA (NO HOMO DOE)

2. JAY-Z

I NOE DHIS ONE FINNA BE MAD CONTRUHVERSIAL BRUH. I KNOW SUMMA DEES SUSS NIGGAS READIN AUDIBLY PISSED DATTA NIGGA AS UGLY AS JAY NUMBA 2. BUT AYO LISTEN NIGGAS DHIS IS MY REEZUNNING. THIS NIGGAS LIP GAME IS GOAT STATUS BRUH. DHIS NIGGA IF HE WANTED TO, COULD OUTDICKSUCK ANY BROAD OR GAY NIGGA INDAGAME WORD ISBOND. DHIS NIGGA COULD BE A MALE SUPAHEAD IF HE PUT HIS MIND TO IT. ONE DAY I WAS IN DA SHOWER RITE? AIGHT, AIGHT PEEP DIS...A NIGGA GOT HARD SPOTANUSEEUSLY AND I ACCIDENTALLY GOT MY NIGGACONDA STUCK IN DA SHAMPOO BOTTLE (YOU KNOW A NIGGA GOTTA KEEP HIS WAVES CLEAN AS FUH) AND WHEN I PULLED OUT, MY NIGGACONDA FELT LIKE IT HAD BEEN STROKED BY JAY-Z LIPS BRUH. SWEAR TO GOD B FIRST THING I THOUGT OF WUZ DHIS NIGGAS DSLS RAPPED ROUND MY NIGGACONDA. BUT NO HOMO DOE!!! THE FUCK YALL NIGGAS THINK DHIS BLAWG IS BRUH? GAY PORN? NAW BRUH. STFU GAY NIGGAS AND GO REED SOMEWHERE ELSE.

1. NELLY

OK PEEP DHIS. IF I WUZ A GAY NIGGA. NOT SAYIN I IS BRUH FUCKKING HATE GAY NIGGAS. BUT AYO IF I WAS GAY AND I WANTED TO CREEIGHT THE HOTTEST RAP NIGGA IMAGINABLE IT'D BEE NELLY BRUH. YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES SUSS NIGGAS MUSTA JERKED TO DHIS PIC? COME ON DONT LIE BRUH DONT EVEN LIE BUT IF MY CUTLASS BROKE DOWN IN DA MIDDLE OF DA HOOD AND I HAD SOME ALONE TIME WORD IS BOND MY NIGGACONDA WOULD SPRAY A BALLS WORTHA JIZZ TO DHIS NIGGA. SPESHLY DHIS PIC. I AINT GON LIE I CAUGHT MAD FEELINGS FROM IT TINKING DA MILK ON HIS LIPS WUZ NIGJIZZ. BUT MAN I FUCKING HATE GAY NIGGAS. BUT AYO DHIS NIGGA IS A PERFECT TEN BRUH. OY YOY

OKAY SUSS NIGGAS. FUCKING DICK SUCKERS, DISCUSTING ASS NIGGAS. I HATE YALL NIGGAS. YOU MAKE MEE SICK TO A NIGGA STOMACH. ANYWAY, I HOPE YALL NIGGAS ENJOYED DHIS HERE BRUH. NIGGA HAD TO GET DHIS ISH OFF MY CHEST. I KNOW I PROMISED YALL ID HSOW YOU HOW TO GET FRESH AN ALLA DAT BUT DAT CAN WAIT FOR ANOTHA TIME BRUH. SO KEEP REEDING MY ISH AND STAY UP TO DATE. OK PEACE NIGGAS. OY YOYYYY

HOLLA AT A YUNG PAID NIGGA

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AYO WUZ GOODIE WITCHALL NIGGAS. DHIS MY FIRST BLAWG ON HERE AND I WANNA LETCHALL NIGGAS NOE WHAT ITZ BOUT YA HEARD? FIRST OFF, I GOTTA CUPPLE ROOLS. IMMA LIST DEM JAWNS BUHLOW FOR YALL TARDED ASS NIKKAS WHO CAN'T READ WORTH A LICK.

RULEZ FOR MY NIGGAS

1. NO HOMO NIGGAS ALLOWED. UNLESS YOU CUTE DOE. NO HOMO DOE

2. ABSALOOTLEY NOT BULL ISH ON DHIS HERE BLOG. ONLY COOL NIGGAS.

3. IF A NIGGA WANNA GET HIS DICK WET DA ONLEE ORAFISS A NIGGA LOWWED TO USE IS A BRAWDS PUSSY, ASS OR MOUTH. BUT IF A NIGGA GOT A CUTE SMILE NAWSAYIN YALL NIGGAS CAN FUCK'EM DARE. NO HOMO DOE. NIGGAS BUTTS IS FINE TOO DOE.

4. IF A NIGGA FINNA COME THROUGH STUNTING ON YALL BROKE NIKKAS DON'T HATE CUS I'M PAID AND GETTING LAID...BY OTHA NIGGAS NO HOMO DOE.

5. REED WITTA AN OPEN MIND AND RESPOND IF YALL NIGGAS FEELIN OPINIONATED AND SHIT YA HEARD? WORD IS A BOND A NIGGA FINNA LISTEN TO YALL IF YOU GON BE COOL AND ALL.

OK YALL DHIS MY FIRST OFFISHALL POST JUST WANNTED TO LET YALLE NIGGAS NOE WUZ GOODIE. MY NEXT POST I'MMA SHOW YALL NIGGAS MY GEAR I COPPED ALSO IMMA SHOW YOU HOW TO GET YOUR HAIR GAME AND WHIP GAME CORRECT. FEEL ME? AIGHT BRUH BRUH PIECE. #OYYOY

^IMMA QUTE ASS THUG NIGGA FORREAL HOLLA AT ME LADYBOY NIKKAS NO HOMO DOE!!!