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Funny Old Man Jokes Sms PJs Adult

2012-02-08T19:51:00.001+05:30

Old but awesome joke :-D

I Laugh Every time I read this:

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home andbring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the
85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained.
"Well, doc, it's like this--first I triedwith my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing' it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."....xDxP

Funny Teacher Student Jokes Sms PJs

2012-02-08T19:48:00.002+05:30

Teacher: Aisi kisi jagha ka naam batao jise banaya to aadmi ne par phir bi wo waha ja nahi sakta?

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Student: Ladies toilet
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Funny Spiderman After Marriage Picture Sms

2012-02-08T19:47:00.002+05:30

Funny Agneepath Jokes Picture Sms

2012-02-08T19:46:00.002+05:30

Truth Facts Jokes Sms PJs

2012-02-08T19:45:00.001+05:30

Remember when you were 5?
And the world wasn't a bad place! :/

True Sleeping Facts Thoughts

2012-02-08T19:44:00.002+05:30

So True..!

You can wake Someone who is Sleeping...
But You cant wake up Someone Who is Pretending to Sleep...!!

True Difficult Thing Statement

2012-02-08T19:43:00.001+05:30

The Most Difficult thing in this World is to Think of a Color that Doesn't already Exist!

Funny Valentine's Day Jokes Sms PJs

2012-02-08T19:42:00.002+05:30

Girl in Shop:

Bhaiya koi valentine card hai Jisme Likha ho“Tum hi Mere Pehle Aur Aakhri Pyar ho”
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Shopkeeper: Haan hai
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Girl: Theek hai Jaldi se 7, 8 de do. :O :D

Funny Maths Jokes PJs Sms

2012-01-26T12:11:00.001+05:30

PJ of the day,
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If x² + x + 1 = 0,
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Then we don't need to water the plants.
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How??
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Because the roots are imaginary :P

Funny Hindi Train PJs Jokes Sms

2012-01-26T12:10:00.003+05:30

Train mein 2 aadmi safar kar rahe the
1st : Kahan se aa rahe ho?
2nd : Chandigarh se
1st : Wahan se toh mai b aa raha hu. Chandigarh me kahan
se aa rahe ho?
2nd : Sector 41 se
1st : Wahan se toh Mai b aa raha hu ye btao Sector 41 mein
kahan se aa rhe ho?
2nd : Sector 41-A se
1st : Wahan se to Mai bi aa raha hu ye batao Sector 41-A se
kis ke ghar se aa rahe ho?
2nd : Gautam sahab ke ghar se
1st: Wahan se toh Mai bi aa raha hu acha ye batao kahan ja
rahe ho?
Aas paas k musafiron ne tang aa ke kaha aakhir tum dono ho
kaun..??
Dono aadmi : Hum dono bhai hain, bas time pass kar rahe
hain :P :D

True Engineer Fact Sms

2012-01-26T12:10:00.001+05:30

4 Saal Lagte Hain Ek Insaan Ko ENGINEER
Ban Ne Mein...

Phir Chahey Saari Zindagi Laga Lo
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Wo Wapas Insaan Nahi Ban Sakta...!!!

Timepass Facebook Pjs Jokes Sms

2012-01-26T12:09:00.001+05:30

QUIZ TIME-
Tell why most of the friend requests are sent by men only??
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Because wo AADMEE(ADD ME) hai.. !! ;) ;P

Best Long Teacher Student Jokes Double Meaning

2012-01-26T12:08:00.000+05:30

Must Read!! :)
A first-grade teacher, Ms
Neelam (Age 28) was
having trouble with one of
her students
The teacher asked,”Boy.
what is your problem?”
Boy. answered, “I’m too
smart for the first-
grade! .My sister is in
the third-grade and I’m
smarter than she is! I think
I should be in the
third-grade too!”

Ms Neelam had enough.
She took Boy. to the
principal’s office.
While Boy. waited in the
outer office, the teacher
explained to the
principal what the
situation was. The principal
told Ms Neelam he would
give the boy a test and if
he failed to answer any of
his questions he was
to go back to the first-
grade and behave.She
agreed.
Boy. was brought in and
the conditions were
explained to him and he
agreed
to take the test.
Principal: “What is 3 x 3?”
Boy.: “9″.
Principal: “What is 6 x 6?”
Boy.: “36″.
And so it went with every
question the principal
thought a third-grade
should know. The principal
looks at Ms Neelam and
tells her, “I think Boy.
can go to the third-grade. ”
Ms Neelam says to the
principal, “I have some of
my own questions.
Can I ask him ?” The
principal and Boy. both
agree.
Ms Neelam asks, “What
does a cow have four of
that I have only two of?
Boy., after a moment
“Legs.”
M! s Nee lam: “What is in
your pants that you have
but I do not have?”
Boy.: “Pockets.”
Ms Neelam: What starts
with a C and ends with a T,
is hairy,
oval, delicious and contains
thin whitish liquid?
Boy.: Coconut
Ms Neelam: What goes in
hard and pink then comes
out soft And
sticky? The principal’s eyes
open really wide and
before he could
stop the answer, Boy. was
taking charge.
Boy.: Bubblegum
Ms Neelam: What does a
man do standing up, a
woman does sitting
down and a dog does on
three legs? The principal’s
eyes open
really wide and before he
could stop the answer…
Boy.: Shake hands
Ms Neelam: Now I will ask
some “Who am I” sort of
questions, okay?
Boy.: Yep.
Ms Neelam: You stick your
poles inside me. You tie me
down to get me
up. I get wet before you
do.
Boy.: Tent
Ms Neelam: A finger goes in
me. You fiddle with me
when you’re
bored. The best man
always has me first.The
Principal was
looking restless, a bit tense
and took one large Patiala
Vodka peg.
Boy.: Wedding Ring
Ms Neelam: I come in many
sizes. When I’m not well, I
drip. When you
blow me, you feel good.
Boy.: Nose
Ms Neelam: I have a stiff
shaft. My tip penetrates. I
come with a
quiver.
Boy.: Arrow
Ms Neelam: What word
starts with a ‘F’ and ends in
‘K’ that means lot
of heat and excitement?
Boy.: Firetruck
Ms Neelam: What word
starts with a ‘F’ and ends in
‘K’&if u don’t get
it u have to use your hand.
Boy.: Fork
Ms Neelam: What is it that
all men have one of it’s
longer on some men
than on others, the pope
doesn’t use his and a man
gives it to his wife
after they’re married?
Boy.: SURNAME
Ms Neelam: What part of
the man has no bone but
has muscles, has lots
of veins, like pumping,& is
responsible for making
love ?
Boy.: HEART.
The principal breathed a
sigh of relief and said to
the teacher,
“Send this Boy. to
University, I got the last
ten questions
wrong myself!”

Funny Teacher Student Jokes Pjs

2012-01-26T12:07:00.001+05:30

Teacher to student:
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh
gadha hota hai......
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Student:
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....?

Funny Relationship Jokes Sms Pjs

2012-01-26T12:06:00.002+05:30

Sometimes I miss being in a relationship, but then I look at my wallet and I feel alright again :P

Best Funny Justin Bieber Jokes Sms PJs

2012-01-26T12:06:00.000+05:30

I really don't get why so many people think Justin Bieber is attractive.
Personally, flat chested girls do nothing for me. :P

John Cena Funny Jokes Sms PJs

2012-01-26T12:05:00.001+05:30

John Cena recently performed a show in front of a blind audience. Apparently they couldn't see him.

Best Justin Bieber Jokes PJs Adult

2012-01-05T17:24:00.002+05:30

SON: baby baby baby ohhh!
*MUM WALKS IN (SHOCKED)*
MUM: are you listening to Justin Bieber?
:O

SON: No, I'm just watching p**n.
MUM: Oh!! THANK GOD...!!

Funny Why This Kolaveri Di Jokes

2012-01-05T17:23:00.003+05:30

7 pages of boys life;-

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4 girl
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What are you looking for???

Confused??
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Empty life...
Gal come!!
Life la reverse gear!!
:D

Best Chemistry Funny Joke Sms PJs

2012-01-05T17:23:00.000+05:30

Who says chemistry is easy!!!

Chemistry is Complicated ...

2 Guys' Conversation in Bathroom During Test..
G1 : You Gotta Help Me !
G2 : I Am Just here For Peeing . I can't Help During test

G1 : Please Dude ... I Am Gonna Fail
G2 : Okay Be Quick .. Ask Me ?

G1 : Whats Abbreviation For Nobelium ?
G2 : NO

G1 : But You Said You Will Tell Me...
G2 : NO !

G1 : OK Leave it Tell me Whats Sodium ?
G2 : Na !

G1 : Damn At least Tell me Of Potassium ?
G2 : Hmm K !

G1 : What's Okay ?
G2 : Just K !

G1 : Whats Just OK ?
G2 : You Mean OK2 ?

G1 : Whats OK Too ?
G2 : Potassium Oxide ..

G1 : Oxide ?
G2 : O

G1 : Oh ! What ??
G2 : Oxygen

G1 : Damn Not Oxygen I Asked For Potassium ?
G2 : K

G1 : NO
G2 : Nobelium

G1 : Nobelium ?
G2 : NO

G1 : Just Give Me The Bonus Question Answer . Whats Element166 ?
G2 : Uhh

G1 :Go On ?
G2 : UHH

G1 : UHH ??
G2 : Exactly

G1 : NO WHAT IS IT ???
G2 : Nobelium

G1 : Damn For God Sake At least Tell me For URANIUM ?
G2 : That's U !

G1 : I Know That's Up to Me ... But I Am Asking Your Help
G2 : U !

G1 : NO YOU !!!
G2 : Nobelium . Uranium

G1 : You Are An Ass
G2 : URANIUM (U) ARGON (AR) NITROGEN (N) Arsenic (AS)
U AR N AS

G1 : You Are An Ass
G2 : Exactly !!

G1 : Baaah !!!
G2 : Barium !
:-D

Funny Girl T-Shirt Jokes Pjs Sms

2012-01-05T17:21:00.003+05:30

She had 'GUESS' printed on her T-shirt..
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He got slapped wen he said "must b 34!!":D :D

Best Adult Fact Jokes Pjs Sms

2012-01-05T17:21:00.000+05:30

There are two great days in everyone's life.
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The day we are BORN
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And, the day we discovered PORN ;)
:-D

Funny Delhi Belly Jokes Sms PJs

2012-01-05T17:20:00.002+05:30

Ultimate Quote Of The Century:
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"Celebrating Anything Without Friends Is Like
Enjoying
'Delhi Belly'
On Mute Mode :-D

Funny Friends Adult Jokes

2012-01-05T17:19:00.002+05:30

Two friends:

F1- Tonight I am going to organize a group sex session in my apartment. Do you want to come?

F2- Of course! How many people are coming?

F1- Three, if you bring your girlfriend. :-P

Funny Google Facts Jokes PJs

2012-01-05T17:18:00.003+05:30

Fact of GOOGLE:

50% of the people use it well..
as a search engine
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The other 50% of the people use it
to check if their internet is
connected or not ;)