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A Boy to his Black Girlfreind,

Sunny Gulati — Sun, 27 May 2012 07:18:19 +0000

A Boy to his Black Girlfreind,

In a black dress on a Romantic Night,

Near the sea.

He asked her:-

Honey where are you ??

Please Smile.

Girl: Kya boyfriend ladki ko dekh k,

Sunny Gulati — Sun, 27 May 2012 07:12:40 +0000

Girl: Kya boyfriend ladki ko dekh k,

bhul jata hai ki wo commited hai…

Boy: Galat balki usko usi waqt yaad ata hai

ki wo bechara commited hai..:-)

Husband: Khaane me kya banaya hai ?

Sunny Gulati — Sun, 27 May 2012 07:08:50 +0000

Husband: Khaane me kya banaya hai ?

Wife: Zehar !

Husband: Very Good !!

mujhe ghar ane me der ho jayegi

Tum kha kar so jaana…!:)

Santa to Santani-Tum khali paet kitne rasgulle kha sakti ho ?

Sunny Gulati — Sat, 26 May 2012 05:54:19 +0000

Santa to Santani-Tum khali paet kitne rasgulle kha sakti ho ?

Santani-6. Santa-Galat jawab,

pehla rasgulla khane ke baad tum khali pate thodi na rahogi ? . . . . . . . . . . .

Santani to Bantani-Tum khali paet kitne rasgulle kha sakti ho ?

Bantani-10. Santani-Sh*tt yaar! 6 bolti to mast joke sunati ! :-)

Those who joyfully leave everything in God’s hand,

Sunny Gulati — Sat, 26 May 2012 05:48:54 +0000

Those who joyfully leave everything in God’s hand,

will eventually see God’s hand in everything.

Worries end where faith begins.:)

Today i met Mario(wahi apna videogame wala)…

Sunny Gulati — Sat, 26 May 2012 05:47:03 +0000

Today i met Mario(wahi apna videogame wala)

I asked “do u remember me?” He replied “No”

I said “Kaminey! I have lost my whole childhood 2 save ur Life…” :@;)

Din bhar ki thakan ab mita lijiye…

Sunny Gulati — Sat, 26 May 2012 05:41:05 +0000

Din bhar ki thakan ab mita lijiye,

Ho chuki raat roshni bujha lijiye,

Ek khubsurat khwab raah dekh raha hai,

Bus palkon ka parda gira lijiye.. gud nyt:)

Wn i masterd d skil of hating…

Sunny Gulati — Fri, 25 May 2012 05:20:14 +0000

Wn i masterd d skil of hating,sumbdy startd Lovin me..:-)

Wen aftr waitin 4 dawn i fell asleep,d sun came out. Dats life..

Simply Unpredectible..:-)

Wn i ws sure of losing,i won..:-)

Sunny Gulati — Fri, 25 May 2012 05:13:37 +0000

Wn i ws sure of losing,i won..:-)

Wn i needed ppl d mst,dey left me..:-(

Wn i learnt 2 dry my tear,i fond a sholdr 2 cry on..:-)

wn i became busy,i got frnds..:-)

Teacher: vo kon si cheej hai jo,

Sunny Gulati — Fri, 25 May 2012 05:08:08 +0000

Teacher: vo kon si cheej hai jo,

insaan ki ijjat ko majbooti se bandhe rakhti hai?

Student:jee salwar or pajame ka nada.