sms4India

2009-05-02T20:45:00.000+05:30

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,
Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,
Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka,
arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.

2008-09-26T00:10:00.000+05:30

WHY A STUDENT FAILS ???

It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year has ONLY 365' days.

Typical academic year for a student.

1. Sundays-52,Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 130 days.
Days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days.

Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies(chew properly & eat)-means 30days.

Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days !

Days left 81.

7. Exam days per year atleast 35 days.
Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days.

Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness atleast 3 days.

Remaining days 3.

10. Movies and functions atleast 2 days.

1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday. "How can you study at that day?"
Balance days 0

"How can a student PASS

2008-09-26T00:09:00.000+05:30

Friendship . .
. . . is you.
. . . is love.
. . . is shared.
. . . is forgiving.
. . . is understanding.
. . . is shared secrets.
. . . heals many hurts.
. . . is not judgmental.
. . . is shared laughter.
. . . is slow and steady.
. . . can be angry at times.
. . . is dependable and true.
. . . is more precious than silver or gold.
. . . is meant to be savored like fine wine.
. . . is not perfect, much like we are not perfect.
. . . does not hold grudges or demand perfection.
. . . makes all the wrong things in life, right somehow
. . . is a cherished moment of mutual understanding.
. . . reaches into your heart and grabs a firm hold.
. . . is a refreshing rain on a hot day.
. . . is sunshine through the clouds.
. . . cannot be forced or induced.
. . . is relaxed and comfortable.
. . . is a shoulder to lean on.
. . . is an ear to whine to.
. . . gets better with age.
. . . is shared tears.
. . . is shared pain.
. . . is shared joy.
. . . is you..
CAN WE BE FRIENDS

2008-09-26T00:03:00.000+05:30

One song can spark a moment ?
One flower can wake the dream ?
One tree can start a forest ?
One bird can herald spring ?
One smile begins a friendship ?
One handclasp lifts a soul ?
One star can guide a ship at sea ?
One word can frame the goal ?
One vote can change a nation ?
One sunbeam lights a room ?
One candle wipes out darkness ?
One laugh will conquer gloom ?
One step must start each journey ?
One word must start each prayer ?
One hope will raise our spirits ?
One touch can show you care ?
One voice can speak with wisdom ?
One heart can know what's true ?
One life can make the difference ?
You see, IT'S UP TO YOU! ?
one Massage can build a friendship ........

2008-09-20T21:04:00.000+05:30

Yad karate hai thujhe tanhai mai.
Basaya hai tujhe dil ki gaharai mai.
Mat dhund mujhe duniya ki bhid mai.
Hum milenge tumhe apni hi parchai mai.

2008-05-08T11:53:00.001+05:30

Kya yehi pyaar hai

Haan yehi pyaar hai
O, dil tere bin kahin hin
Waqt nahin

Kya yehi pyaar hai

Haan haan, haan yehi pyaar hai

O, dil tere bin kahin lagta nahin
Waqt guzarta nahin
Kya yehi pyaar hai

Haan yehi pyaar hai
Pehle main samjha kuch aur vaje in baaton ki
Lekin ab jaana kahan neend gayi meri raaton ki

Jaagti rehti hoon main bhi, chaand nikalta nahin, oh
Dil tere bin kahin lagta nahin
Waqt guzarta nahin
Kya yehi pyaar hai, bolo, bolo na

Haan yehi pyaar hai

Kaise bhooloongi, tu yaad hamesha aayega
Tere jaane se jeena mushkil ho jaayega

Ab kuch bhi, ho, dil pe koi zor to chalta nahin
Dil tere bin kahin lagta nahin
Waqt guzarta nahin
Kya yehi pyaar hai

Haan, haan yehi pyaar hai

Jaise phoolon ke mausam mein yeh dil khilte hai
Premi aise hi kya patjhad mein bhi milte hain

Rut badle, duniya badle, pyaar badalta nahin, ho
Dil tere bin kahin lagta nahin
Waqt guzarta nahin
Kya yehi pyaar hai

Haan yehi pyaar hai

2008-02-02T20:42:00.000+05:30

u can live without the person who say ur MINE,
bur u can never live withoutthe onewho say I AM YOURS,
may u always be blessed with such persons in ur LIFE.

2007-12-09T14:55:00.000+05:30

40 marks ki kimat tum kya jano lectrer babuuu..
University ka aashirwad hota hai 40 marks..
Har student k sar ka taj hota hai 40 marks..
Har student ka khwaab hota hai 40 marks..
X/YD na hone ka ahsas hota hai 40 marks..
1 mahine ki vacation njoy karneka ka chance deta hai 40 marks..

2007-12-09T14:50:00.000+05:30

Kisi ko mohabat ki gehrayi mar dalegi...

Kisi ko mohabat ki tanhayi mar dalegi...

aur mohabat se jo bach gaya galib use Engineering ki padai mar dalegi...

2007-12-07T13:08:00.000+05:30

R u emotionally numbed,

Mentally starved,

Creatively challenged,

Artistically void,

Emotionally blackmailed?

Congrats!

u r an ENGINEER!

2007-12-07T12:58:00.000+05:30

Na congress,

Na bhajapa,

Na mansa,

Na Dil se,

Na rashtrawadi,

Na shivsena,

Apna ko to sirf dosti se lena

"APLA PAKSH PORIN VAR LAKSHA!"

2007-12-01T16:01:00.000+05:30

What is B.E?

8 semesters are there

80 GB syllabus

80MB we study

80 KB we remember

80 Bytes we answer

BINARY marks we get

The Degree finally we get is B.E.

That is Brain Empty (B.E)

2007-12-01T15:51:00.000+05:30

sabhi ko sab kuch nahi milta,

nadi ki har lehar ko sahil nahi milta,

yeh dil walo ki duniya hai kisi se dil nahi milta toh koi dil se nahi milta.

2007-11-27T15:36:00.000+05:30

Ek pal me bhi kabhi, badal jati he jindagi.

Jab tut jate he koi khwab, bikhar jatihe jindagi.

Chamkati he koi bijali, yu baadlo ki lehron par yaaro, bass usi pal nikhar jati he jindagi.

2007-11-27T15:19:00.000+05:30

If you learn to translate every event of your life in to a positive one,

you'll stop being a prisoner of your past n become designer of ur future.

2007-11-17T16:36:00.000+05:30

Log kehate he humne jisse dosti ki he,

wo chand ka tukda he,

lekin hum kehte he hum jisse dosti ki he chand uska ek tukda he.

2007-11-10T21:29:00.000+05:30

2007-11-03T21:41:00.000+05:30

2007-11-03T21:13:00.000+05:30

Pyar to kya sab karte hai lekin,

har kisiko apni manjil nahimilti.

Tajmahal to kya hum bhi banate lekin har kisiko Mumtaj nahi milti.

2007-10-08T19:16:00.000+05:30

Pi ke raat ko hum unko bhulane lage,

Sharab me gum ko milakar pine lage.

Ye zalim sharab bhi bewafa nikli,

Bhulana to dur woh samne nazar aane lage.

2007-10-08T18:06:00.000+05:30

Zakham aise diya ki koi dawa kaam na aayi,

Aag aise lagayi ki paani se bhi bhuj na payi,

Aaj bhi rote hai unki yaad main jinhe hamari kabhi yaad nahi aayi.

2007-10-07T23:42:00.000+05:30

Botal chupa do kafan me mere,

kabristan me piya katunga,

jab mangega hisabkhuda,

to pag banakar diya karunga.

2007-10-07T22:44:00.000+05:30

Always keep ur lover photo in ur purse.

Whenever ur in some big trrouble,see d photo...

u will find dtha no other Problem is Bigger than that.....

2007-10-07T00:16:00.000+05:30

"Tears are the silent language of Love"

When the tears come with reason means u got some problem,

But when tearscame without any reason means u r in Love.....

2007-10-04T15:58:00.000+05:30

Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga,
aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga,
Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari
dua hai ki waqt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga.