SMS4Pleasure.com http://www.sms4pleasure.com Latest SMS / text messages & jokes [Love / Funny / good night / good morning / romantic / birthday & adult] Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:22:50 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 en http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/http://creativecommons.org/images/public/somerights20.gifSome Rights Reserved One candle glowed in the darkened room http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Sms4pleasure/~3/324927601/one-candle-glowed-in-the-darkened-room.html http://www.sms4pleasure.com/poetry-sms/one-candle-glowed-in-the-darkened-room.html#comments Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:22:50 +0000 Munawar Ali http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=701 One candle glowed in the darkened room
Fragments of light dispelled the gloom
In hopes that should you happen by
Find I’m waiting here at home.

Yes, if you are wondering
My thoughts on you remain
I know we have differences, but
I love you all the same.

Every night the candle burns
Incase you’ve lost your way
The light defies the darkness
And every night for you I pray.

That maybe you would come to me
And have a smile on your face.

]]> http://www.sms4pleasure.com/poetry-sms/one-candle-glowed-in-the-darkened-room.html/feed http://api.feedburner.com/awareness/1.0/GetItemData?uri=Sms4pleasure&itemurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sms4pleasure.com%2Fpoetry-sms%2Fone-candle-glowed-in-the-darkened-room.htmlhttp://www.sms4pleasure.com/poetry-sms/one-candle-glowed-in-the-darkened-room.html Wining horse does’nt know why it runs in race. http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Sms4pleasure/~3/324927602/wining-horse-doesnt-know-why-it-runs-in-race.html http://www.sms4pleasure.com/wise-sms-quotes/wining-horse-doesnt-know-why-it-runs-in-race.html#comments Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:20:24 +0000 Munawar Ali http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=700 “Wining horse does’nt know why it runs in race. It run because of beats and pains,

Life is a race, God is your rider, So if you are in pain think God wants you to win.”

]]> http://www.sms4pleasure.com/wise-sms-quotes/wining-horse-doesnt-know-why-it-runs-in-race.html/feed http://api.feedburner.com/awareness/1.0/GetItemData?uri=Sms4pleasure&itemurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sms4pleasure.com%2Fwise-sms-quotes%2Fwining-horse-doesnt-know-why-it-runs-in-race.htmlhttp://www.sms4pleasure.com/wise-sms-quotes/wining-horse-doesnt-know-why-it-runs-in-race.html A True Relationship is not like the Rain which pours and goes away, http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Sms4pleasure/~3/324927603/a-true-relationship-is-not-like-the-rain-which-pours-and-goes-away.html http://www.sms4pleasure.com/cooldecent-sms/a-true-relationship-is-not-like-the-rain-which-pours-and-goes-away.html#comments Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:18:59 +0000 Munawar Ali http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=699 “A True Relationship is not like the Rain which pours and goes away, A True
Relationship is like the Air sometimes Silent but always around You.”

]]> http://www.sms4pleasure.com/cooldecent-sms/a-true-relationship-is-not-like-the-rain-which-pours-and-goes-away.html/feed http://api.feedburner.com/awareness/1.0/GetItemData?uri=Sms4pleasure&itemurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sms4pleasure.com%2Fcooldecent-sms%2Fa-true-relationship-is-not-like-the-rain-which-pours-and-goes-away.htmlhttp://www.sms4pleasure.com/cooldecent-sms/a-true-relationship-is-not-like-the-rain-which-pours-and-goes-away.html اللہ اسکی روزی کشادہ فرمائے گا http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Sms4pleasure/~3/324927604/%d8%a7%d9%84%d9%84%db%81-%d8%a7%d8%b3%da%a9%db%8c-%d8%b1%d9%88%d8%b2%db%8c-%da%a9%d8%b4%d8%a7%d8%af%db%81-%d9%81%d8%b1%d9%85%d8%a7%d8%a6%db%92-%da%af%d8%a7.html http://www.sms4pleasure.com/islamic-sms/%d8%a7%d9%84%d9%84%db%81-%d8%a7%d8%b3%da%a9%db%8c-%d8%b1%d9%88%d8%b2%db%8c-%da%a9%d8%b4%d8%a7%d8%af%db%81-%d9%81%d8%b1%d9%85%d8%a7%d8%a6%db%92-%da%af%d8%a7.html#comments Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:17:33 +0000 Munawar Ali http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=698 نبی صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم نے فرمایا جو شخص ہر وقت وضو میں رہے گا اللہ اسکی روزی کشادہ فرمائے گا

]]> http://www.sms4pleasure.com/islamic-sms/%d8%a7%d9%84%d9%84%db%81-%d8%a7%d8%b3%da%a9%db%8c-%d8%b1%d9%88%d8%b2%db%8c-%da%a9%d8%b4%d8%a7%d8%af%db%81-%d9%81%d8%b1%d9%85%d8%a7%d8%a6%db%92-%da%af%d8%a7.html/feed http://api.feedburner.com/awareness/1.0/GetItemData?uri=Sms4pleasure&itemurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sms4pleasure.com%2Fislamic-sms%2F%25d8%25a7%25d9%2584%25d9%2584%25db%2581-%25d8%25a7%25d8%25b3%25da%25a9%25db%258c-%25d8%25b1%25d9%2588%25d8%25b2%25db%258c-%25da%25a9%25d8%25b4%25d8%25a7%25d8%25af%25db%2581-%25d9%2581%25d8%25b1%25d9%2585%25d8%25a7%25d8%25a6%25db%2592-%25da%25af%25d8%25a7.htmlhttp://www.sms4pleasure.com/islamic-sms/%d8%a7%d9%84%d9%84%db%81-%d8%a7%d8%b3%da%a9%db%8c-%d8%b1%d9%88%d8%b2%db%8c-%da%a9%d8%b4%d8%a7%d8%af%db%81-%d9%81%d8%b1%d9%85%d8%a7%d8%a6%db%92-%da%af%d8%a7.html میرا رب عبادت کے لائق ہے http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Sms4pleasure/~3/324923199/%d9%85%db%8c%d8%b1%d8%a7-%d8%b1%d8%a8-%d8%b9%d8%a8%d8%a7%d8%af%d8%aa-%da%a9%db%92-%d9%84%d8%a7%d8%a6%d9%82-%db%81%db%92.html http://www.sms4pleasure.com/islamic-sms/%d9%85%db%8c%d8%b1%d8%a7-%d8%b1%d8%a8-%d8%b9%d8%a8%d8%a7%d8%af%d8%aa-%da%a9%db%92-%d9%84%d8%a7%d8%a6%d9%82-%db%81%db%92.html#comments Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:16:32 +0000 Munawar Ali http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=697 میں جنت کے شوق میں عبادت نہیں کرتا کہ یہ عبادت نہیں تجارت ہے۔میں دوزخ کے خوف
سے عبادت نہیں کرتا کہ یہ عبادت نہیں غلامی ہے۔ میں عبادت صرف اس لئے کرتا ہوں
کہ میرا رب عبادت کے لائق ہے’
حضرت علی

]]> http://www.sms4pleasure.com/islamic-sms/%d9%85%db%8c%d8%b1%d8%a7-%d8%b1%d8%a8-%d8%b9%d8%a8%d8%a7%d8%af%d8%aa-%da%a9%db%92-%d9%84%d8%a7%d8%a6%d9%82-%db%81%db%92.html/feed http://api.feedburner.com/awareness/1.0/GetItemData?uri=Sms4pleasure&itemurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sms4pleasure.com%2Fislamic-sms%2F%25d9%2585%25db%258c%25d8%25b1%25d8%25a7-%25d8%25b1%25d8%25a8-%25d8%25b9%25d8%25a8%25d8%25a7%25d8%25af%25d8%25aa-%25da%25a9%25db%2592-%25d9%2584%25d8%25a7%25d8%25a6%25d9%2582-%25db%2581%25db%2592.htmlhttp://www.sms4pleasure.com/islamic-sms/%d9%85%db%8c%d8%b1%d8%a7-%d8%b1%d8%a8-%d8%b9%d8%a8%d8%a7%d8%af%d8%aa-%da%a9%db%92-%d9%84%d8%a7%d8%a6%d9%82-%db%81%db%92.html Santa Singh : Oye, mar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aarehla hai. http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Sms4pleasure/~3/324782084/santa-singh-oye-mar-gayay-yaar-meri-biwi-aur-premika-saath-saath-aarehla-hai.html http://www.sms4pleasure.com/adult-sms/santa-singh-oye-mar-gayay-yaar-meri-biwi-aur-premika-saath-saath-aarehla-hai.html#comments Wed, 02 Jul 2008 09:43:50 +0000 Munawar Ali http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=696 Santa Singh : Oye, mar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aarehla hai.

Banta Singh : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

]]> http://www.sms4pleasure.com/adult-sms/santa-singh-oye-mar-gayay-yaar-meri-biwi-aur-premika-saath-saath-aarehla-hai.html/feed http://api.feedburner.com/awareness/1.0/GetItemData?uri=Sms4pleasure&itemurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sms4pleasure.com%2Fadult-sms%2Fsanta-singh-oye-mar-gayay-yaar-meri-biwi-aur-premika-saath-saath-aarehla-hai.htmlhttp://www.sms4pleasure.com/adult-sms/santa-singh-oye-mar-gayay-yaar-meri-biwi-aur-premika-saath-saath-aarehla-hai.html Child:Mom is bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain gay, http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Sms4pleasure/~3/324755954/childmom-is-bar-saray-patakhay-hum-is-shop-say-lain-gay.html http://www.sms4pleasure.com/adult-sms/childmom-is-bar-saray-patakhay-hum-is-shop-say-lain-gay.html#comments Wed, 02 Jul 2008 09:42:42 +0000 Munawar Ali http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=695 Child:Mom is bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain gay,

Mom:Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai,

Child:Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain

]]> http://www.sms4pleasure.com/adult-sms/childmom-is-bar-saray-patakhay-hum-is-shop-say-lain-gay.html/feed http://api.feedburner.com/awareness/1.0/GetItemData?uri=Sms4pleasure&itemurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sms4pleasure.com%2Fadult-sms%2Fchildmom-is-bar-saray-patakhay-hum-is-shop-say-lain-gay.htmlhttp://www.sms4pleasure.com/adult-sms/childmom-is-bar-saray-patakhay-hum-is-shop-say-lain-gay.html Meera was travelling in a plane, http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Sms4pleasure/~3/324581916/meera-was-travelling-in-a-plane.html http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/meera-was-travelling-in-a-plane.html#comments Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:12:54 +0000 Munawar Ali http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=694 Meera was travelling in a plane, some one asked: I think u r suffering from cold & fever,

MEERA: No, i m suffering from Lahore to Karachi

]]> http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/meera-was-travelling-in-a-plane.html/feed http://api.feedburner.com/awareness/1.0/GetItemData?uri=Sms4pleasure&itemurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sms4pleasure.com%2Ffunny-sms%2Fmeera-was-travelling-in-a-plane.htmlhttp://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/meera-was-travelling-in-a-plane.html World’s smallest resignation letter? http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Sms4pleasure/~3/324581917/world%e2%80%99s-smallest-resignation-letter.html http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/world%e2%80%99s-smallest-resignation-letter.html#comments Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:12:15 +0000 Munawar Ali http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=693 World’s smallest resignation letter? Respected sir, I love Ur wife.

]]> http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/world%e2%80%99s-smallest-resignation-letter.html/feed http://api.feedburner.com/awareness/1.0/GetItemData?uri=Sms4pleasure&itemurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sms4pleasure.com%2Ffunny-sms%2Fworld%25e2%2580%2599s-smallest-resignation-letter.htmlhttp://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/world%e2%80%99s-smallest-resignation-letter.html Lady to inspector sardar: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn’t come back yet! http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Sms4pleasure/~3/324581918/lady-to-inspector-sardar-my-husband-went-to-buy-potatoes-5-days-ago-he-hasn%e2%80%99t-come-back-yet.html http://www.sms4pleasure.com/sardar-sms/lady-to-inspector-sardar-my-husband-went-to-buy-potatoes-5-days-ago-he-hasn%e2%80%99t-come-back-yet.html#comments Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:11:15 +0000 Munawar Ali http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=692 Lady to inspector sardar: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn’t come back yet!

Sardar: Why doesn’t u cook something else?

]]> http://www.sms4pleasure.com/sardar-sms/lady-to-inspector-sardar-my-husband-went-to-buy-potatoes-5-days-ago-he-hasn%e2%80%99t-come-back-yet.html/feed http://api.feedburner.com/awareness/1.0/GetItemData?uri=Sms4pleasure&itemurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sms4pleasure.com%2Fsardar-sms%2Flady-to-inspector-sardar-my-husband-went-to-buy-potatoes-5-days-ago-he-hasn%25e2%2580%2599t-come-back-yet.htmlhttp://www.sms4pleasure.com/sardar-sms/lady-to-inspector-sardar-my-husband-went-to-buy-potatoes-5-days-ago-he-hasn%e2%80%99t-come-back-yet.html Son: Dad, what is an idiot? http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Sms4pleasure/~3/324581919/son-dad-what-is-an-idiot.html http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/son-dad-what-is-an-idiot.html#comments Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:10:21 +0000 Munawar Ali http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=691 Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t understand him. Do you understand me?

Son: No.

]]> http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/son-dad-what-is-an-idiot.html/feed http://api.feedburner.com/awareness/1.0/GetItemData?uri=Sms4pleasure&itemurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sms4pleasure.com%2Ffunny-sms%2Fson-dad-what-is-an-idiot.htmlhttp://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/son-dad-what-is-an-idiot.html Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Sms4pleasure/~3/324581920/q-what-is-the-difference-between-a-wife-and-a-girlfriend.html http://www.sms4pleasure.com/wife-husband-sms/q-what-is-the-difference-between-a-wife-and-a-girlfriend.html#comments Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:09:50 +0000 Munawar Ali http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=690 Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

A: About 45 pounds!!

]]> http://www.sms4pleasure.com/wife-husband-sms/q-what-is-the-difference-between-a-wife-and-a-girlfriend.html/feed http://api.feedburner.com/awareness/1.0/GetItemData?uri=Sms4pleasure&itemurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sms4pleasure.com%2Fwife-husband-sms%2Fq-what-is-the-difference-between-a-wife-and-a-girlfriend.htmlhttp://www.sms4pleasure.com/wife-husband-sms/q-what-is-the-difference-between-a-wife-and-a-girlfriend.html Sardar & Sardarni in Bus: Sardarni: Sunoji, peechey wala merey blouse main haath dal raha hai. http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Sms4pleasure/~3/324573224/sardar-sardarni-in-bus-sardarni-sunoji-peechey-wala-merey-blouse-main-haath-dal-raha-hai.html http://www.sms4pleasure.com/adult-sms/sardar-sardarni-in-bus-sardarni-sunoji-peechey-wala-merey-blouse-main-haath-dal-raha-hai.html#comments Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:09:01 +0000 Munawar Ali http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=689 Sardar & Sardarni in Bus: Sardarni: Sunoji, peechey wala merey blouse main haath dal raha hai.

Sardar: Tu chinta mat kar, osey kya pata ke Batwa merey pas hai.

]]> http://www.sms4pleasure.com/adult-sms/sardar-sardarni-in-bus-sardarni-sunoji-peechey-wala-merey-blouse-main-haath-dal-raha-hai.html/feed http://api.feedburner.com/awareness/1.0/GetItemData?uri=Sms4pleasure&itemurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sms4pleasure.com%2Fadult-sms%2Fsardar-sardarni-in-bus-sardarni-sunoji-peechey-wala-merey-blouse-main-haath-dal-raha-hai.htmlhttp://www.sms4pleasure.com/adult-sms/sardar-sardarni-in-bus-sardarni-sunoji-peechey-wala-merey-blouse-main-haath-dal-raha-hai.html Sardar Found Answer to the most difficult question ever http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Sms4pleasure/~3/324573225/sardar-found-answer-to-the-most-difficult-question-ever.html http://www.sms4pleasure.com/sardar-sms/sardar-found-answer-to-the-most-difficult-question-ever.html#comments Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:08:26 +0000 Munawar Ali http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=688 Sardar Found Answer to the most difficult question ever

What comes first the CHICKEN OR the EGG??

Oye Yaar! Jiska Order Pehle Doge, Wohi Pehle Aayega… :)

]]> http://www.sms4pleasure.com/sardar-sms/sardar-found-answer-to-the-most-difficult-question-ever.html/feed http://api.feedburner.com/awareness/1.0/GetItemData?uri=Sms4pleasure&itemurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sms4pleasure.com%2Fsardar-sms%2Fsardar-found-answer-to-the-most-difficult-question-ever.htmlhttp://www.sms4pleasure.com/sardar-sms/sardar-found-answer-to-the-most-difficult-question-ever.html Eik Sardar 15 august waly din kabarustan may kabarain khod raha tha http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Sms4pleasure/~3/324573226/eik-sardar-15-august-waly-din-kabarustan-may-kabarain-khod-raha-tha.html http://www.sms4pleasure.com/sardar-sms/eik-sardar-15-august-waly-din-kabarustan-may-kabarain-khod-raha-tha.html#comments Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:07:03 +0000 Munawar Ali http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=687 Eik Sardar 15 august waly din kabarustan may kabarain khod raha tha aik adme ne poocha yeh kya ker rehe ho? path bola aj youm_e_azdi hai main ne socha murdoun ko azad ker doun!      

]]> http://www.sms4pleasure.com/sardar-sms/eik-sardar-15-august-waly-din-kabarustan-may-kabarain-khod-raha-tha.html/feed http://api.feedburner.com/awareness/1.0/GetItemData?uri=Sms4pleasure&itemurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sms4pleasure.com%2Fsardar-sms%2Feik-sardar-15-august-waly-din-kabarustan-may-kabarain-khod-raha-tha.htmlhttp://www.sms4pleasure.com/sardar-sms/eik-sardar-15-august-waly-din-kabarustan-may-kabarain-khod-raha-tha.html Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Sms4pleasure/~3/324573227/sardar-on-phone-doctor-my-wife-is-pergnantshe-is-having-pain-right-now.html http://www.sms4pleasure.com/sardar-sms/sardar-on-phone-doctor-my-wife-is-pergnantshe-is-having-pain-right-now.html#comments Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:06:39 +0000 Munawar Ali http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=686 Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…………       

]]> http://www.sms4pleasure.com/sardar-sms/sardar-on-phone-doctor-my-wife-is-pergnantshe-is-having-pain-right-now.html/feed http://api.feedburner.com/awareness/1.0/GetItemData?uri=Sms4pleasure&itemurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sms4pleasure.com%2Fsardar-sms%2Fsardar-on-phone-doctor-my-wife-is-pergnantshe-is-having-pain-right-now.htmlhttp://www.sms4pleasure.com/sardar-sms/sardar-on-phone-doctor-my-wife-is-pergnantshe-is-having-pain-right-now.html Sardar said to doctor: Pore jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat Dard hota hai, http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Sms4pleasure/~3/324573228/sardar-said-to-doctor-pore-jism-main-kahin-bhi-ungli-lagao-to-bohat-dard-hota-hai.html http://www.sms4pleasure.com/sardar-sms/sardar-said-to-doctor-pore-jism-main-kahin-bhi-ungli-lagao-to-bohat-dard-hota-hai.html#comments Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:05:07 +0000 Munawar Ali http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=685 Sardar said to doctor: Pore jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat Dard hota hai, Doctor suggested full body X-ray when he checked, X-ray found fracture in “Ungli”

]]> http://www.sms4pleasure.com/sardar-sms/sardar-said-to-doctor-pore-jism-main-kahin-bhi-ungli-lagao-to-bohat-dard-hota-hai.html/feed http://api.feedburner.com/awareness/1.0/GetItemData?uri=Sms4pleasure&itemurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sms4pleasure.com%2Fsardar-sms%2Fsardar-said-to-doctor-pore-jism-main-kahin-bhi-ungli-lagao-to-bohat-dard-hota-hai.htmlhttp://www.sms4pleasure.com/sardar-sms/sardar-said-to-doctor-pore-jism-main-kahin-bhi-ungli-lagao-to-bohat-dard-hota-hai.html Once Prince Charles and Sardarji are having a dinner together. http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Sms4pleasure/~3/324570857/once-prince-charles-and-sardarji-are-having-a-dinner-together.html http://www.sms4pleasure.com/sardar-sms/once-prince-charles-and-sardarji-are-having-a-dinner-together.html#comments Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:03:16 +0000 Munawar Ali http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=683 Once Prince Charles and Sardarji are having a dinner together. Prince said `Pass the wine u divine`. Sardar felt `how poetic` and said `Pass the custard you bas tard`.

]]> http://www.sms4pleasure.com/sardar-sms/once-prince-charles-and-sardarji-are-having-a-dinner-together.html/feed http://api.feedburner.com/awareness/1.0/GetItemData?uri=Sms4pleasure&itemurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sms4pleasure.com%2Fsardar-sms%2Fonce-prince-charles-and-sardarji-are-having-a-dinner-together.htmlhttp://www.sms4pleasure.com/sardar-sms/once-prince-charles-and-sardarji-are-having-a-dinner-together.html A Sardar G got promotion from clerk to manager http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Sms4pleasure/~3/324570858/a-sardar-g-got-promotion-from-clerk-to-manager.html http://www.sms4pleasure.com/adult-sms/a-sardar-g-got-promotion-from-clerk-to-manager.html#comments Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:02:35 +0000 Munawar Ali http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=682 A Sardar gee got promotion from clerk to manager. He went home and told his wife in a new style

“From today you are going to share your life with a Manager”

]]> http://www.sms4pleasure.com/adult-sms/a-sardar-g-got-promotion-from-clerk-to-manager.html/feed http://api.feedburner.com/awareness/1.0/GetItemData?uri=Sms4pleasure&itemurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sms4pleasure.com%2Fadult-sms%2Fa-sardar-g-got-promotion-from-clerk-to-manager.htmlhttp://www.sms4pleasure.com/adult-sms/a-sardar-g-got-promotion-from-clerk-to-manager.html Sardarji got the fourth child. http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Sms4pleasure/~3/324570859/sardarji-got-the-fourth-child.html http://www.sms4pleasure.com/sardar-sms/sardarji-got-the-fourth-child.html#comments Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:01:23 +0000 Munawar Ali http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=681 Sardarji got the fourth child. He fills data in the birth certificate. Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese. How come you write Chinese when both parents are Sikh?

Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese.

]]> http://www.sms4pleasure.com/sardar-sms/sardarji-got-the-fourth-child.html/feed http://api.feedburner.com/awareness/1.0/GetItemData?uri=Sms4pleasure&itemurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sms4pleasure.com%2Fsardar-sms%2Fsardarji-got-the-fourth-child.htmlhttp://www.sms4pleasure.com/sardar-sms/sardarji-got-the-fourth-child.html A little girl asked her Father: How did the human race appear? http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Sms4pleasure/~3/324567605/a-little-girl-asked-her-father-how-did-the-human-race-appear.html http://www.sms4pleasure.com/misc-sms/a-little-girl-asked-her-father-how-did-the-human-race-appear.html#comments Wed, 02 Jul 2008 03:57:55 +0000 Munawar Ali http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=680 A little girl asked her Father: How did the human race appear?

The father answered: God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made.

Two days later she asks her mother the same question.
The mother answered: Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race was developed.

The confused girl returns to her father and says: dad’, how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God and Mama says they were developed from monkeys.

The Father answers: Well dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family while your mother told you about HER side.

]]> http://www.sms4pleasure.com/misc-sms/a-little-girl-asked-her-father-how-did-the-human-race-appear.html/feed http://api.feedburner.com/awareness/1.0/GetItemData?uri=Sms4pleasure&itemurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sms4pleasure.com%2Fmisc-sms%2Fa-little-girl-asked-her-father-how-did-the-human-race-appear.htmlhttp://www.sms4pleasure.com/misc-sms/a-little-girl-asked-her-father-how-did-the-human-race-appear.html “Death Is Not The Greatest Loss In Life” http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Sms4pleasure/~3/323905659/death-is-not-the-greatest-loss-in-life.html http://www.sms4pleasure.com/cooldecent-sms/death-is-not-the-greatest-loss-in-life.html#comments Tue, 01 Jul 2008 09:16:41 +0000 Munawar Ali http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=679 “Death Is Not The Greatest Loss In Life”

The Greatest Loss Is:

“When Realationship Dies Inside Us, While We Are Still Alive”.

]]> http://www.sms4pleasure.com/cooldecent-sms/death-is-not-the-greatest-loss-in-life.html/feed http://api.feedburner.com/awareness/1.0/GetItemData?uri=Sms4pleasure&itemurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sms4pleasure.com%2Fcooldecent-sms%2Fdeath-is-not-the-greatest-loss-in-life.htmlhttp://www.sms4pleasure.com/cooldecent-sms/death-is-not-the-greatest-loss-in-life.html ”LOVE” in France is a Comedy, http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Sms4pleasure/~3/323905660/love-in-france-is-a-comedy.html http://www.sms4pleasure.com/love-sms/love-in-france-is-a-comedy.html#comments Tue, 01 Jul 2008 09:12:32 +0000 Munawar Ali http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=678 ”LOVE” in France is a Comedy,

In England a Tragedy,

In Italy a Wounder,

In Germany a Drama,

but In Pakistan National game hai sub khelo;-)

]]> http://www.sms4pleasure.com/love-sms/love-in-france-is-a-comedy.html/feed http://api.feedburner.com/awareness/1.0/GetItemData?uri=Sms4pleasure&itemurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sms4pleasure.com%2Flove-sms%2Flove-in-france-is-a-comedy.htmlhttp://www.sms4pleasure.com/love-sms/love-in-france-is-a-comedy.html Pepsi k liye KAREENA.. http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Sms4pleasure/~3/323901715/pepsi-k-liye-kareena.html http://www.sms4pleasure.com/insult-sms/pepsi-k-liye-kareena.html#comments Tue, 01 Jul 2008 09:11:17 +0000 Munawar Ali http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=677 Pepsi k liye KAREENA..

Thumps up k liye AKSHAY..

Fanta k liye RANI..

Cock k liye ASHWARIA..

Tum mat ghabrao..!

HARPIC k liye tumhain hi select karenge ;)

]]> http://www.sms4pleasure.com/insult-sms/pepsi-k-liye-kareena.html/feed http://api.feedburner.com/awareness/1.0/GetItemData?uri=Sms4pleasure&itemurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sms4pleasure.com%2Finsult-sms%2Fpepsi-k-liye-kareena.htmlhttp://www.sms4pleasure.com/insult-sms/pepsi-k-liye-kareena.html Pakistan Post Office ne PERVAIZ MUSHARRAF ki tasveer waalay STAMP jaari ker diye…! http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Sms4pleasure/~3/323901716/pakistan-post-office-ne-pervaiz-musharraf-ki-tasveer-waalay-stamp-jaari-ker-diye.html http://www.sms4pleasure.com/political-sms/pakistan-post-office-ne-pervaiz-musharraf-ki-tasveer-waalay-stamp-jaari-ker-diye.html#comments Tue, 01 Jul 2008 09:10:36 +0000 Munawar Ali http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=676 Pakistan Post Office ne PERVAIZ MUSHARRAF ki tasveer waalay STAMP jaari ker diye…!

Awaam pareeshan hai, k THOOK kis taraf lagaai jaey! :)

]]> http://www.sms4pleasure.com/political-sms/pakistan-post-office-ne-pervaiz-musharraf-ki-tasveer-waalay-stamp-jaari-ker-diye.html/feed http://api.feedburner.com/awareness/1.0/GetItemData?uri=Sms4pleasure&itemurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sms4pleasure.com%2Fpolitical-sms%2Fpakistan-post-office-ne-pervaiz-musharraf-ki-tasveer-waalay-stamp-jaari-ker-diye.htmlhttp://www.sms4pleasure.com/political-sms/pakistan-post-office-ne-pervaiz-musharraf-ki-tasveer-waalay-stamp-jaari-ker-diye.html Mom: Boyfriend jab kiss kare to bolo “DON’T. http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Sms4pleasure/~3/323901717/mom-boyfriend-jab-kiss-kare-to-bolo-dont.html http://www.sms4pleasure.com/adult-sms/mom-boyfriend-jab-kiss-kare-to-bolo-dont.html#comments Tue, 01 Jul 2008 09:09:19 +0000 Munawar Ali http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=675 Mom: Boyfriend jab kiss kare to bolo “DON’T.

Or jab Galey lage to bolna “STOP”

2nd day beti:MOM” usne dono ek sath Kiya to mainay bhi ek sath kaha

“DON’T STOP” :)

]]> http://www.sms4pleasure.com/adult-sms/mom-boyfriend-jab-kiss-kare-to-bolo-dont.html/feed http://api.feedburner.com/awareness/1.0/GetItemData?uri=Sms4pleasure&itemurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sms4pleasure.com%2Fadult-sms%2Fmom-boyfriend-jab-kiss-kare-to-bolo-dont.htmlhttp://www.sms4pleasure.com/adult-sms/mom-boyfriend-jab-kiss-kare-to-bolo-dont.html Lawyer to sardar: Geeta pe haath Rakho. http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Sms4pleasure/~3/323901718/lawyer-to-sardar-geeta-pe-haath-rakho.html http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/lawyer-to-sardar-geeta-pe-haath-rakho.html#comments Tue, 01 Jul 2008 09:07:33 +0000 Munawar Ali http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=674 Lawyer to sardar: Geeta pe haath Rakho.

Sardar: Kamal hai,

Seeta pe haath rakha to baat court tak pohanch gaei,

ab bol raha he Geeta pe hath rakho.

:) hahaha

]]> http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/lawyer-to-sardar-geeta-pe-haath-rakho.html/feed http://api.feedburner.com/awareness/1.0/GetItemData?uri=Sms4pleasure&itemurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sms4pleasure.com%2Ffunny-sms%2Flawyer-to-sardar-geeta-pe-haath-rakho.htmlhttp://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/lawyer-to-sardar-geeta-pe-haath-rakho.html Sardar travelling 1st time in plane going 2 Bombay. http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Sms4pleasure/~3/323894453/sardar-travelling-1st-time-in-plane-going-2-bombay.html http://www.sms4pleasure.com/sardar-sms/sardar-travelling-1st-time-in-plane-going-2-bombay.html#comments Tue, 01 Jul 2008 08:56:02 +0000 Munawar Ali http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=673 Sardar travelling 1st time in plane going 2 Bombay.

While its landing,

he shouted ‘Bombay Bombay’

Airhostess said “B silent”

Sardar said ok, ombay   ombay

]]> http://www.sms4pleasure.com/sardar-sms/sardar-travelling-1st-time-in-plane-going-2-bombay.html/feed http://api.feedburner.com/awareness/1.0/GetItemData?uri=Sms4pleasure&itemurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sms4pleasure.com%2Fsardar-sms%2Fsardar-travelling-1st-time-in-plane-going-2-bombay.htmlhttp://www.sms4pleasure.com/sardar-sms/sardar-travelling-1st-time-in-plane-going-2-bombay.html Definition of nurse http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Sms4pleasure/~3/323558250/definition-of-nurse.html http://www.sms4pleasure.com/adult-sms/definition-of-nurse.html#comments Mon, 30 Jun 2008 21:55:13 +0000 Munawar Ali http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=672 Definition of nurse:”Nurse is that beautiful dashing Girl wearing tight dress, holding ur hand lookng into ur eyes & still want ur pulse to be normal…”

]]> http://www.sms4pleasure.com/adult-sms/definition-of-nurse.html/feed http://api.feedburner.com/awareness/1.0/GetItemData?uri=Sms4pleasure&itemurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sms4pleasure.com%2Fadult-sms%2Fdefinition-of-nurse.htmlhttp://www.sms4pleasure.com/adult-sms/definition-of-nurse.html 1 pagal American se:tum Japanese ho na? http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Sms4pleasure/~3/323558251/1-pagal-american-setum-japanese-ho-na.html http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/1-pagal-american-setum-japanese-ho-na.html#comments Mon, 30 Jun 2008 21:53:32 +0000 Munawar Ali http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=671 1 pagal American se:tum Japanese ho na?

American:Nahi me american hun

Pagal:nahi tum japanese ho

American:nahi mai American hun

Pagal:NAHI tum japanese ho

American:han han me Japanese hoon

Pagal:lagte to amrican ho

]]> http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/1-pagal-american-setum-japanese-ho-na.html/feed http://api.feedburner.com/awareness/1.0/GetItemData?uri=Sms4pleasure&itemurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sms4pleasure.com%2Ffunny-sms%2F1-pagal-american-setum-japanese-ho-na.htmlhttp://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/1-pagal-american-setum-japanese-ho-na.html ”Love”is the medicine 4 any kind of pain but http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Sms4pleasure/~3/323558252/loveis-the-medicine-4-any-kind-of-pain-but.html http://www.sms4pleasure.com/love-sms/loveis-the-medicine-4-any-kind-of-pain-but.html#comments Mon, 30 Jun 2008 21:50:37 +0000 Munawar Ali http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=670 ”Love”is the medicine 4 any kind of pain but

be sure. . . .!!!!There is no medicine in the world 4 the pain given by

..”LOVE”..

]]> http://www.sms4pleasure.com/love-sms/loveis-the-medicine-4-any-kind-of-pain-but.html/feed http://api.feedburner.com/awareness/1.0/GetItemData?uri=Sms4pleasure&itemurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sms4pleasure.com%2Flove-sms%2Floveis-the-medicine-4-any-kind-of-pain-but.htmlhttp://www.sms4pleasure.com/love-sms/loveis-the-medicine-4-any-kind-of-pain-but.html boy: U cheater.. main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho… http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Sms4pleasure/~3/323553744/boy-u-cheater-main-samjha-tum-waqai-mujh-se-pyar-karti-ho.html http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/boy-u-cheater-main-samjha-tum-waqai-mujh-se-pyar-karti-ho.html#comments Mon, 30 Jun 2008 21:49:13 +0000 Munawar Ali http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=669  boy:I luv u

girl:Me too

boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?

girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho

boy: U cheater.. main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho…

]]> http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/boy-u-cheater-main-samjha-tum-waqai-mujh-se-pyar-karti-ho.html/feed http://api.feedburner.com/awareness/1.0/GetItemData?uri=Sms4pleasure&itemurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sms4pleasure.com%2Ffunny-sms%2Fboy-u-cheater-main-samjha-tum-waqai-mujh-se-pyar-karti-ho.htmlhttp://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/boy-u-cheater-main-samjha-tum-waqai-mujh-se-pyar-karti-ho.html “BARISHEIN NAHIN RUKTI” http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Sms4pleasure/~3/318649617/barishein-nahin-rukti.html http://www.sms4pleasure.com/rainy-new-season-sms/barishein-nahin-rukti.html#comments Tue, 24 Jun 2008 05:58:12 +0000 Munawar Ali http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=668 Barishon ke Mausam mein
tum ko yaad karne ki aadtain purani hain
Ab ke hamne socha hai aadtain badal lein
Phir khayal aya k aadtain badalne se

“BARISHEIN NAHIN RUKTI”

]]> http://www.sms4pleasure.com/rainy-new-season-sms/barishein-nahin-rukti.html/feed http://api.feedburner.com/awareness/1.0/GetItemData?uri=Sms4pleasure&itemurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sms4pleasure.com%2Frainy-new-season-sms%2Fbarishein-nahin-rukti.htmlhttp://www.sms4pleasure.com/rainy-new-season-sms/barishein-nahin-rukti.html AIK PATHAN KI SHAADI http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Sms4pleasure/~3/318649618/aik-pathan-ki-shaadi.html http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/aik-pathan-ki-shaadi.html#comments Tue, 24 Jun 2008 05:54:33 +0000 Munawar Ali http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=667 AIK PATHAN KI SHAADI

Meri jis se hui shadi woh thi itni saadi.
Ghoongat me sharma k boli.
Bhayya ye kya ho raha hai.
Main ne kaha chup raho Baji.

Hamara tumhara Nikah ho raha hai

]]> http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/aik-pathan-ki-shaadi.html/feed http://api.feedburner.com/awareness/1.0/GetItemData?uri=Sms4pleasure&itemurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sms4pleasure.com%2Ffunny-sms%2Faik-pathan-ki-shaadi.htmlhttp://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/aik-pathan-ki-shaadi.html Mujhko Azmane ka Natija kya Nikla, http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Sms4pleasure/~3/318649619/mujhko-azmane-ka-natija-kya-nikla.html http://www.sms4pleasure.com/poetry-sms/mujhko-azmane-ka-natija-kya-nikla.html#comments Tue, 24 Jun 2008 05:51:59 +0000 Munawar Ali http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=666 Mujhko Azmane ka Natija kya Nikla,
Zakhm-e-Dil Nazro Se Bhi Gehra Nikla,
Tor Kar Dekh Hi Liya Tu Ne Mere Dil Ka Aaina,
Bata Teri Surat k Siva aur Kya Nikla.

]]> http://www.sms4pleasure.com/poetry-sms/mujhko-azmane-ka-natija-kya-nikla.html/feed http://api.feedburner.com/awareness/1.0/GetItemData?uri=Sms4pleasure&itemurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sms4pleasure.com%2Fpoetry-sms%2Fmujhko-azmane-ka-natija-kya-nikla.htmlhttp://www.sms4pleasure.com/poetry-sms/mujhko-azmane-ka-natija-kya-nikla.html Jab guzar jaye gi bahar to kia karo gay, http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Sms4pleasure/~3/318645180/jab-guzar-jaye-gi-bahar-to-kia-karo-gay.html http://www.sms4pleasure.com/ghazal-sms/jab-guzar-jaye-gi-bahar-to-kia-karo-gay.html#comments Tue, 24 Jun 2008 05:50:54 +0000 Munawar Ali http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=665 Jab guzar jaye gi bahar to kia karo gay,
Yad aye ga mera pyar tu kia karo ge,
Satate ho aisay jaise ajnabi hon mein,
Jab roth gya tum se tu kia karo gay,
Apnao gay kisi or ko mujhey tanha chor ker,
Usay hoga na tum se pyar tu kia karo gay,
Akhir lout aao gay tum meri rahon pe,
Phir miley ga na pehla sa pyar tu kia karo gay,
Abhi tu hanstey ho meri wafaon pe,
Phir rona bhi ho ga bekar tu kia karo gay.

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O hello,Its me..

]]> http://www.sms4pleasure.com/misleading-sms/sweet-like-honey-costly-like-money.html/feed http://api.feedburner.com/awareness/1.0/GetItemData?uri=Sms4pleasure&itemurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sms4pleasure.com%2Fmisleading-sms%2Fsweet-like-honey-costly-like-money.htmlhttp://www.sms4pleasure.com/misleading-sms/sweet-like-honey-costly-like-money.html THOUGHT FOR A LIFE TIME http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Sms4pleasure/~3/318643794/thought-for-a-life-time.html http://www.sms4pleasure.com/insult-sms/thought-for-a-life-time.html#comments Tue, 24 Jun 2008 05:42:10 +0000 Munawar Ali http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=663 THOUGHT FOR A LIFE TIME: Its really hard to wait for the right person in your life….
Especially when the wrong ones r so cute!!!

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sala koi tala hi badal deta hai

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1 run to win with 5 overs remaining & 10 wickets in hand?
“Ya Allah… Jeet K english bolni Paregi”

]]> http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/whats-the-biggest-pressure-on-pakistan-players.html/feed http://api.feedburner.com/awareness/1.0/GetItemData?uri=Sms4pleasure&itemurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sms4pleasure.com%2Ffunny-sms%2Fwhats-the-biggest-pressure-on-pakistan-players.htmlhttp://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/whats-the-biggest-pressure-on-pakistan-players.html HAMARA NAYA PAROSI http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Sms4pleasure/~3/318637071/hamara-naya-parosi.html http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/hamara-naya-parosi.html#comments Tue, 24 Jun 2008 05:38:31 +0000 Munawar Ali http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=660 Wife: acha batao car main ghomata hai, icecream khilata hai, restaurant lay jata hai,
BOLO BOLO k0N !!!
Husband: KON MAIN?
Wife: HAMARA NAYA PAROSI :)

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Naam: Chaudary Shujaat Hussain
Bolnay aur dekhnay say maazoor hai
Zehni tawazun durust nahi
Apna naam Quaid-e-Azam batata hai
18 February ki shaam kala chashma pehnay cycle ko puncture lagwanay nikla tha
Jis ko milay is patay par rabta karay:

Chaudhry Azaam-e-Elahi (ex-CM bhooka nanga Punjab), Lota House, Opp. Corruption Factory
Horse trading bazar, Gujrat :)

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When musharaf will die it will be written asAKHRI HARAM ZADA….!

]]> http://www.sms4pleasure.com/political-sms/jab-koi-aam-insan-marta-hy-tu.html/feed http://api.feedburner.com/awareness/1.0/GetItemData?uri=Sms4pleasure&itemurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sms4pleasure.com%2Fpolitical-sms%2Fjab-koi-aam-insan-marta-hy-tu.htmlhttp://www.sms4pleasure.com/political-sms/jab-koi-aam-insan-marta-hy-tu.html Agar khush hy woh dekh k aansu meri ankon me, http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Sms4pleasure/~3/312920565/agar-khush-hy-woh-dekh-k-aansu-meri-ankon-me.html http://www.sms4pleasure.com/poetry-sms/agar-khush-hy-woh-dekh-k-aansu-meri-ankon-me.html#comments Mon, 16 Jun 2008 09:56:34 +0000 Munawar Ali http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=657 Agar khush hy woh dekh k aansu meri ankon me,
To qsam sy hum muskurana chor dengy,
Tarpty rahengy usy deekhny ko magr,
Uski tarf palkein uthana chordenge,

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Aam ki guthli ! 
Sarey hue bengan!
Ublay hueAALOO !
Murghi kchooze !
Africa kbandar !
Kbhi b kisi ko esa na bolna bura lagta hai yar:-)

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Aur
” Yaadon”
Men kia farq he?
Jante ho !

wadey wo hote hen jinhen hum tortey hen
Aur
yaaden wo hoti hein jo humen torti hein

Miss You

]]> http://www.sms4pleasure.com/miss-you-sms/wadon-aur-yaadon-men-kia-farq-he.html/feed http://api.feedburner.com/awareness/1.0/GetItemData?uri=Sms4pleasure&itemurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sms4pleasure.com%2Fmiss-you-sms%2Fwadon-aur-yaadon-men-kia-farq-he.htmlhttp://www.sms4pleasure.com/miss-you-sms/wadon-aur-yaadon-men-kia-farq-he.html The greatest suggestion for love is…. http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Sms4pleasure/~3/312912179/the-greatest-suggestion-for-love-is.html http://www.sms4pleasure.com/love-sms/the-greatest-suggestion-for-love-is.html#comments Mon, 16 Jun 2008 09:51:42 +0000 Munawar Ali http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=654  The greatest suggestion for love is….
Don’t love the one who is beautiful for the world,
but Love the  one who makes ur world beautiful.

]]> http://www.sms4pleasure.com/love-sms/the-greatest-suggestion-for-love-is.html/feed http://api.feedburner.com/awareness/1.0/GetItemData?uri=Sms4pleasure&itemurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sms4pleasure.com%2Flove-sms%2Fthe-greatest-suggestion-for-love-is.htmlhttp://www.sms4pleasure.com/love-sms/the-greatest-suggestion-for-love-is.html Woh chom lay ek bar to Ur jaati hai neend, http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Sms4pleasure/~3/300568314/woh-chom-lay-ek-bar-to-ur-jaati-hai-neend.html http://www.sms4pleasure.com/misc-sms/woh-chom-lay-ek-bar-to-ur-jaati-hai-neend.html#comments Thu, 29 May 2008 14:02:11 +0000 Munawar Ali http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=652 Woh chom lay ek bar to Ur jaati hai neend,
Unki awaz sunte sunte raat jati hai beet,
Is liye kehte hain yeh risk na uthao,
“MORTEIN JALAO”, “MACHAR BHAGAO”

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1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

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Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha
!
!
!
!
Woy yaara!
Tumko malum hay?
tumhara mobile ki siyahi
khatam ho gaya hy!

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