Sms Akhada

Diwangi Hamari Har Raz Khol Deti He

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 17 Apr 2011 09:24:00 -0700

Diwangi Hamari Har Raz Khol Deti He
Khamosi Hamri Har Bat Bol Deti He
Shikayat He Sirf Is Dunia Se
Jo Dil K Jazbat B Paiso Se Tol Deti he

U may have 3 reasons for not messaging me

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 17 Apr 2011 09:23:00 -0700

U may have 3 reasons for not messaging me :-

1.No free msg
2.No balance
OR
3.u dnt have enough guts to disturb a 'LION'
Dare,if u can

Aarzu-E-Dil Ne Hume Diwana Bana Diya

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 17 Apr 2011 09:22:00 -0700

Aarzu-E-Dil Ne Hume Diwana Bana Diya
Roye Na The Kabhi AapNe Rula Diya
Humne To Har Waqt Yaad Kiya Lekin
AapNe Yaad Karte-2 Zamana Laga Diya

Kuch Nahi Chahiye Muskan Hi Kafi Hai

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 17 Apr 2011 09:22:00 -0700

Kuch Nahi Chahiye Muskan Hi Kafi Hai
Dil Me Bus 1 Arman Hi Kafi Hai
Arman Hai Ye Ki Aap Sada Khush Raho
Hume Yad Rakna,Wo Ehsan Hi Kafi H

Jab Tum Ghar se Nikalte Ho

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 17 Apr 2011 09:21:00 -0700

Jab Tum Ghar se Nikalte Ho
To
Ladkiya Tumhe Hasrat se Dekhti Hai

Aahein bharti Hai
Aur
Sochti Hai
Kash
Humara bhi Aisa
"BHAI" hota

Dhania Rs.3/-

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 17 Apr 2011 09:21:00 -0700

Dhania Rs.3/-
Mirchi Rs.4/-
Aaloo Rs.5/-
Tamatar Rs 10/-

yeh sab to mehanga hai.
par SMS to sasta hai...

Phir kyu nahi karte..

Khuda Ka Dia

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 17 Apr 2011 09:20:00 -0700

Khuda Ka Dia
Sab Kuch He
Balance He
Phone He
Itna Rutba He
Ki KisiKo Bhi
1 MSG Karu To Msg Ki Line Lag Sakti Hai
Bas 1 AapKe sMs Ki Kami Hai

Pati Patni me ladai ho gayi

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 17 Apr 2011 09:19:00 -0700

Pati Patni me ladai ho gayi
Pati ghar se chala gaya
Raat ko phone par"KHANE ME KYA H"
PTNI-JAHER
PATI-ME DER Se AUNGA
TUM KHAKAR So jana

Peete Nahi Hai Fir Bhi

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 17 Apr 2011 09:18:00 -0700

Peete Nahi Hai Fir Bhi,
Aapki Dosti Me Dub Jane Lage,
Aap Hi Sochiye Kitne Pyare Ho Aap,
Jo Khuda Ko Chod K Hum Aapki Kasme Khane Lage

Zidd apni naa chodi par

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 17 Apr 2011 09:17:00 -0700

Zidd apni naa chodi par,
Pyar bhara Dil tod diya,
kuch paiso k liye zaalim,
tune SMS karna chhod diya.
..SMS karna be

In a Maths exam Sardar was dancing instead of writing

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 17 Apr 2011 09:16:00 -0700

In a Maths exam Sardar was dancing instead of writing,
Why?

Think?

becoZ someone told him that there is

marks for evry STEP.!

Wo subah ki thandak

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 17 Apr 2011 09:16:00 -0700

Wo subah ki thandak,
Wo toliye ki khushbu,
Wo shampo ki bottle,
Wo dhule hue kapdo ka sukoon,
.
Tum kya jano ye to sirf nahanewale jane

Tum Jhakas! Tum Cute! Tum Great! Tum Famous!

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 17 Apr 2011 09:16:00 -0700

Tum Jhakas! Tum Cute! Tum Great! Tum Famous! Tum Cool! Tum Inteligent! Tum Star! Tum Stylish! Ban Sakte Ho

Agar Mujhe Follow Karo to

New punishment for cell owners

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 17 Apr 2011 09:15:00 -0700

New punishment for cell owners:

Missed call ke liye jail,SMS ke liye fansi,call ke liye umar Qaid,
aap mat daro kanjuso ke liye inaam hai.

Hasi-Hasi me kitno ko hasa diya

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 17 Apr 2011 09:14:00 -0700

Hasi-Hasi me kitno ko hasa diya
hasi-hasi me kitne gumo ko chupa liya
haskar gya koi humpar is kdar
ki umarbhr k liye hme hasana bhula diya

Aapke Padosi Ne Muje Pet Bharke Khana Khilaya He

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 17 Apr 2011 09:13:00 -0700

Bhikari:-Aapke Padosi Ne Muje Pet Bharke Khana Khilaya He.!
Aap B Kuch Khilao?
Lala:Ye Lo Hajmola.
Sab Hajam ho jayega.

Garam he chai A.c. On kar lo

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 17 Apr 2011 09:13:00 -0700

Garam he chai A.c. On kar lo...

is pathar dil ko thoda naram kar lo...

apke hote hue inbox khali he...

thodi si to yaro sharam kar lo...

Hamaari galtiyo ko bhulate rahna

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 17 Apr 2011 09:11:00 -0700

Hamaari galtiyo ko bhulate rahna
Ki Zindagi bhar dosti nibhte rahna
Agar hum na chal sake aapke saath
To aap hi kadam se kadam milate rahna

Zindagi ka raaz raaz rehne do

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 17 Apr 2011 09:10:00 -0700

Zindagi ka raaz raaz rehne do,
Jo bhi ho aitraaz aitraaz rehne do,
Jab yeh dil dil$e, baat krna chahe,
Dost yeh mat kehna aaj rehne do

Bina Zakhm Khaaye Ehsaas Nahi Hota

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 17 Apr 2011 09:10:00 -0700

Bina Zakhm Khaaye Ehsaas Nahi Hota,
Har Koi Duniya Me Khaas Nahi Hota
Magar Jiski Arzu Dil Se Ho Jati He
Wo Hi Shakhs Hamare Paas Nahi Hota.

Toot gayi mere dil ki diwaar brick by brick

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 17 Apr 2011 09:09:00 -0700

Toot gayi mere dil ki diwaar brick by brick…

toot gayi mere dil ki diwaar brick by brick…

so what?….Ek chutki main chipkaye fewi kwick.

kal ka romeo juliet se kehta tha- I Love u,u r my desire.

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 17 Apr 2011 09:07:00 -0700

kal ka romeo juliet se kehta tha- I Love u,u r my desire.

wah wah..

i love u u r my desire.

wah wah

Aur aj ka kehta hai, “woofer tu meri, mai tera amplifier.

Banduk Chal Di, Fire Ho Gaya

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 17 Apr 2011 09:06:00 -0700

Banduk Chal Di, Fire Ho Gaya,

Wah
Wah!

Banduk Chal Di, Fire Ho Gaya,

Wah
Wah!

Kuch B Bak Diya,
Aur Sher Ho Gaya..

!n Kali_Kali Zulfo $e

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 17 Apr 2011 09:05:00 -0700

Arz Kiya He.
!n Kali_Kali Zulfo $e
Karti Ho Andhera
!n Kali_Kali Zulfo $e
Karti Ho Andhera

Ho Jaavo TakLi Aur
Kardo $avera

ab yeh na kehna ki hum SMS nahi bhejte..

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 17 Apr 2011 09:03:00 -0700

SMS,, SMS,, SMS,, SMS,, SMS,, SMS,, SMS,, SMS,, SMS,, SMS,,
SMS,, SMS.....
Khush? ab yeh na kehna ki
hum SMS nahi bhejte..!