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pakistan me hua hun

2009-10-06T19:37:00.000-07:00

Ek Bacha Paida Hotay

He Nurse Se bola

LIGHT AARAHI HAI?

Nurse: No Bacha Bola:

Oh Shit PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun.. ;->

deposit it in my account

2009-10-06T19:36:00.000-07:00

Sending You A Cheque

Of Rs Hapinessssss/-

When U Feel

UPSET n ALONE

Withdraw it

From My Account

& Whenever U r Too HAPPY

Deposit IT In My Account ... (:

72 soldiers of hussain

2009-10-06T19:35:00.000-07:00

"If I Had An Army

Like The 72 Soldiers

Of HUSSAIN (R.A),

I Would Have Won

The Freedom For India

In 24 Hours ..." (Gandhi)

walk on a high bridge

2009-10-06T19:32:00.000-07:00

To Allah 4 Help

But the Angel

didn't come I somehow

managed to cross the bridge

There I saw the Angel

holding the end of the

broken bridge ..

"Sometimes We think why Allah

is keeping quite ?"

Think HE is not helping

cross the bridge But

THEY might b holding the

broken bridge 4 U Have Faith

deposit it in my account

2009-10-06T00:55:00.000-07:00

Sending You A Cheque Of

Rs Hapinessssss/-

When U Feel
UPSET n ALONE

Withdraw it From My Account

&

Whenever U r Too HAPPY

Deposit IT In My Account ... (:

Evaluation msg

2009-10-06T00:53:00.001-07:00

1:Apko sbse zyada sms snd krne wale ka nam?

2:Apko apke msgs ka fast reply kon krta hai?

3:Apko preshan dekh k kon zyada preshan hota hy?

4:Apka ideal?

5.Apko gusa ks bat p ata hai?

6.ap k 4bst frnds k nam jin ko ap kabi nhi khona chahtay hon?
1 ___
2 ___
3 ___
4 ___

7:Apky dushman ka nam?

8:im urz?

10:ek khwahish jis k poora hone tk znda rhna chahte hai?

11:chahna acha lgta hai ya chahe jana?

Reply honestly and fast.

Ek Din Guriya mujhe Se Boli

2009-10-06T00:53:00.000-07:00

Kya Wo Tum Ho?

Jo Mere Kano Se Lag kar

Apni Gazlain
Apni Nazmain

Keh Jata Hai

Phir Main Bola!

Han Main Wohi HooN,

Phir Wo Boli!

Bohat Buray Ho,
Bohat Buray Ho.

Neend Ura Kar So jate Ho. . .!

dangerous position in which to sleep

2009-10-06T00:52:00.002-07:00

The Most
Dangerous Position
In Which To Sleep

Is With Your Feet
On Your Office Desk ... ;->

dost ki koi baat buri lage

2009-10-06T00:52:00.001-07:00

Dost Ki Koi Baat Buri Lage
Tou Khamosh Ho Jao
Agar Wo Dost Hy Tou
Samajh Jaye Ga Aur Agar
Wo Na Samjhy Tou Tum
Samajh Lena k Wo Tumhara
Dost Nahi ...

Hazrat Ali (r.a)

tum hi tu ho =p

2009-10-06T00:52:00.000-07:00

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((((@ @))))
( ! )
Kon hai yeh?

Kon hai?

Nahi pata na?

Lekin u fone walon se pochiye

Kehte hain

"TUM HI TU Ho... =P ;->

ye lo bangali baba ka taviz

2009-10-06T00:51:00.000-07:00

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Ye lo bangali baba ka taviz
Jis larki kø bhejø ge wø foran set ho ja'aygi..

gold leaf hai te ek suta menu v lawa

2009-10-05T09:23:00.000-07:00

1 admi ki shadi hui, us ne dost se mashwra lya k wo kese apni bv ka dil jeet skta hy

Frnd: Us k pas cigerate lga kr jana or us ka dhunwa us k mu pe mar k kehna

Janu agr tm kaho to ye adat b chor skta hun.

Us ne ja kr esa hi kia....!

Bv ne sun kr jwab dia

"Agr Gold Leaf hai te ek suta menu v lawa"

mujhe aftaari pe invite kar len

2009-09-10T04:00:00.000-07:00

Koi Ek Din Select Kar Len.

1. Sunday
2. Monday
3. Tuesday
4. Wednesday
5. Thursday
6. Friday
7. Saturday

Aur Us Din Mujhe Aftaari Pe Invite Kar Len. :-)

tu kisi aur ke leye

2009-09-10T03:59:00.002-07:00

tu kisi aur ke leye hoga samander-e-ishq Faraz,

Main tu tere sahil se roz payasa guzar jata hon.

dont trust ur heart

2009-09-10T03:59:00.001-07:00

Th0ught of the day. . .

DonT truSt ur hEart. . .
BeCoz its n0t on the right side.:-)

apki mohabat apki wafa hi kafi hai

2009-09-10T03:59:00.000-07:00

Apki Mohabat apki WAFA Hi Kafi Hai
Tamam Umar Ye AASRA Hi Kafi He

Aftari per bulao hamain Mgr Takleef Na Krna

Mere Liye Bs SIRF

KHAJOR

JUICE

SAMOSAY

PAKORAY

ANGOR

APPLE

AMROOD

BANANA

PIZA

DRUM STICK

SHAMI

CHICKEN ROLL

KABAB

SAJI

CHARGHA

BiRYANi

ZARDA

QORMA

MUTTON

TiKKA

CUSTARD

KHEIR

RAITA

SALAD

&

COCA COLA

He Kafi Hai.... =P ;->

mujh ko teray qurb

2009-09-10T03:58:00.002-07:00

Mujh ko teray Qurb ki khawahish tou hai magar.....

Ulfat ka jo Maza hai wo inhi Faaslon main hai..........

ub tu itbaar hu gaya hai

2009-09-10T03:58:00.001-07:00

ub tu itbaar hu gaya hai tum ko meri muhabat ka.

malne k laye yun naqaab ord kar aya na karo.

subha eid ho jae

2009-09-10T03:58:00.000-07:00

1 Pathan Ko Kisi Ne Kaha
Aftari K Waqt Jo Bhi DUA
Karo Kabul Hoti Hai...

Pehle Rozey Ki Aftari K Waqt

Khan Sahab:

YA ALLAH

Subha EID Ho Jae... ;->

kal jase ataa tha apne

kal jase ataa tha apne husan pe ghroor.

aaj wo mare payar ki beakh mang raha hai.

thank you teacher

2009-09-10T03:57:00.000-07:00

I may not say it always.
But, I mean it whenever I say it.
Thank You Teacher
For all the things you have done for me.
Happy Teachers Day!

let’s make our teach feel pride

2009-09-10T03:55:00.000-07:00

Remember all words he say
Words to make you social
Words to make you special
He is our teacher
He is our guide
Lets make him feel pride

taskeen dil k waste wada

2009-09-10T03:54:00.002-07:00

taskeen dil k waste wada to kejaye..

humain tu maloom hai aap se aya na jaye ga..

aik pal mein khareed letey hai

2009-09-10T03:54:00.001-07:00

aik pal mein khareed letey hain jo dil ki basti ko...

faraz

wo log dekhne mein aaksar gareeb hotey hain...

log pathar ko khuda maan kar

2009-09-10T03:54:00.000-07:00

log"PATHAR'ko"KHUDA maan kar b"MASOOM:hi rahe.

MOHSIN hum ne "AIK" "INSAAN'ko chaha to"GUNAHGAR"ho gaye,,,

naaz karne ka tujhe

2009-09-10T03:53:00.002-07:00

naaz karne ka tujhe haq hai..

hum jese dost bhi muqaddar se milte hain..