SMS Dump

Husband-Wife

2012-10-11T02:23:00.001-07:00

Gala Saaf Karna hai

Husband Bivi Se: Pani Pila do...
Wife: Kya Pyaas lagi hai??
..
..
..
..
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Husband (Gussey Se) "Nahi" Gala Check karna hai,
Kahi Se "LEAK" to nahi hai!!

Dad Paying the Bill

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelery and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

Compromise

A successful marriage is based
On give & take:
Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it
&
Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions & husband takes it..!!

Controlled by remote

Position of husband is like a split A.C.
No matter how loud he is outside,
but inside the house,
he is designed to remain
silent, cool & controlled by remote.

Adult SMS

2009-07-27T22:39:00.001-07:00

A boy and girl go 4

A boy and girl go 4 shopping,
Girl- (jokingly)- u have nothing in ur head,
den y r u buying a helmet?
Boy- Yesterday u purchased a bra,
did i ask u anything..?

A junior needs a name

Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name

It’s the things that..

It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

On dinner, Son asks

On dinner, Son asks father:
How many kinds of boobs r here?
DAD: 3 kinds,
In 20s like oranges, round n firm.
In 30-40 like pears,
still nice but hanging a bit.
u see them nd they make u cry.

A girl and boy

A girl and boy were siting alone,
Boy started touching the girl,
girl: don't touch me,
all thing only after marriage,
boy: OK ! call me when u r married !

In a party a lady wanted

In a party a lady wanted,
to go to toilet so,
she inquired with a sardar,
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty,
pehle tum dikhao.

A short thing

A short thing,
its get longer as u hold it,
nd pass between woman’s breast,
nd enters into a small hole,
What is it?
Ans: Cars seat belt…u dirty mind.

I like the s0ft thing

Boy:I like the s0ft thing behind ur BRA.
Girl:What?
Boy:Ur Heart.
Girl:I Love the Big thing btwn ur legs.
Boy:Whatt..? ?
Girl:Ur Bike!!

Suhag Raat Ki Rat..

Suhag Raat Ki Rat Ko Apni Wife Se Sex,
Karne Ke Bad Pati Ne Apni Patni Se,
Puchha Ki Tune Kya Mehsoos Kiya,
Toh Patni Boli,
5% Sharam,
5% Dard Or
90% Purane Din Yaad Aa Gaye.

Catch her by her waist…

Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck,
Put ur lips on her lips, and have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI...

Anniversary SMS

2009-07-27T22:38:00.002-07:00

Marriage is that relation between

Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

Long after our anniversary

Long after our anniversary
And
this greeting has been thrown away
Think of the thought behind it,
Each and everyday,
Happy Anniversary

Hoping that love u shared years ago

Hoping that the love u shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing u much joy , love
and happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary

April Fools SMS

2009-07-27T22:38:00.001-07:00

How dare they fool you

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1 ) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

YOU ARE REALLY BITCH

U are a BITCH

Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious

r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

99/100 idiots would try it.

Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

ASCII SMS

2009-07-27T22:35:00.002-07:00

“HAPPY RAINY DAY”

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God take care

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Bird of friendship

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Birthday SMS

2009-07-27T22:35:00.001-07:00

live your life
You were crying when u were born
while everybody was laughing there
As u live 2 blow a thousand candles,
live ur life humbly so that
u would b the one laughing when u die
and everybody else would be crying.
Happy Birthday :)

One day sky was crying
One day sky was crying.

I ask him why are you
crying today.

He told me i have lost my
beautiful start.

It was a day when you were born.
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY”

Flying papers, multi colors of balloon
Flying papers,
multi colours of balloon,
delicated blossom,
fantastic people,
love and laughter.
What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

Break up SMS

2009-07-27T22:30:00.003-07:00

The Game

I know u think u broke my heart
but I knew your game right from the start
I saw your game and played it 2
so look here I play the jokes on u!

I told you latley

Have I told you latley
how much I am in
love with you??? No??
Think about it,
have a great life...

So Emotional

I get so emotional when
you are not around..
I think the emotion
is called happiness.

Broken Heart SMS

2009-07-27T22:30:00.001-07:00

Still i love her

Even though,
she hates me in every movement of life ,
but i love her with very seconds,
not because she has broken my heart,
but she as thought me to live with broken heart,

I Just Stopped Showing Love

The most beautiful words
by a wounded heart
“I Never Stopped Loving You,
I Just Stopped Showing It”…

The pain of broke heart

IF you broke heart any one.
one day your own heart will
broke some one.
Than you know the pain of
broke heart.

Kitni ajeeb khwahish hai.... - Submitted By: Amit Kumar

Kitni ajeeb khwahish hai.....
is nadan dil ki
Ek shaksh hai jo,
humara hona nahi cahta ..
Aur ye nadan dil
use khona nahi cahta .....

Christmas SMS

2009-07-27T22:29:00.000-07:00

Christmas may be

Christmas may be many things
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
for me;
it’s watching U.

Sweet Magic

May all the sweet magic
Of Christmas conspire
To gladden your hearts
And fill every desire.

Wanted You for

If one night a big fat man
jumps in at your window,
grabs you and puts you in a sack
don't worry I told Santa
I wanted you for
CHRISTMAS.HAPPY CHRISTMAS

A silent night

A silent night,
A Star Above,
a blessed gift of hope and love.
A blessed Christmas to you!
Happy Holidays.
& CHRISTMAS

May the Joy

May the joy and peace
of Christmas be with
you all through the Year.
Wishing you a season of blessings
from heaven above.
Happy Christmas

Bells are ringing.

Bells are ringing the wishes
of Christmas day.
the flying snowflakes,
send my most sincere blessings
to you.
Merry Christmas

Diwali SMS

2009-07-27T22:28:00.003-07:00

Van Loaded

_l''l________
--/ l__l Delivery
| | ________
L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI

Aaj se aap ke yaha

"aaj se aap ke yaha...dhan... ki barsat ho,
maa laxmi ka... vas... ho, sankatto ka.... nash... ho
har dil par aapka... raj... ho, unnati ka sar par... taj... ho
ghar me shanti ka.... vas... ho
* HAPPY DIWALI *

Gleam of Diyas

With gleam of Diyas
And the Echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!

Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas

Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas,
Ehsas se banta hai Vishvas,
Vishvas se bante hai Rishte,
Aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas,
Wishing a Diwali Jhakas

Maa Laxmi ki kripa

Maa Laxmi ki kripa aap par barse,
Billgates aap se loan ko tarse,
Aap ke Khazane me ho itna Dhan,
Ki khud kuber aap k takeover ko tarse,
!!*HAPPY DIWALI*!!

Bright lights & lamps

Bright lights & lamps,
Delicious sweets & snacks,
Dashing crackles & sparkles..
Its time to gun for fun!
!*HAPPY DIWALI*!

Bright lights & lamps

Bright lights & lamps,
Delicious sweets & snacks,
Dashing crackles & sparkles..
Its time to gun for fun!
!*HAPPY DIWALI*!

Designer candles enhance

Designer candles enhance the beauty,
of the place on Diwali,
They not only look beautiful,
but also illuminate the area,
Shubh Deepawali!

Diwali ke Is Mangal

Diwali ke Is Mangal Avsar par,
Aap Sabhi ki Manokamna Puri hon,
Khushiyan Apke Kadam Chume,
Isi Kamna ke Saath aap Sabhi ko,
Diwali ki Dhero Badhaiyan!

I Pray to God

I Pray to God to give U,
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH.
@ SHUBH DIWALI!

Dear all, Wish you

Dear all, Wish you and your family,
A very happy Diwali,
And prosperous new year,
May God fulfill all your wishes in wealth,
Health and happiness in your life.

Long live the tradition..

Long live the tradition of hindu culture,
and as the generations have passed by
hindu culture is getting stronger,
and stronger lets keep it up.
Best Wishes for Diwali.

Brightness with success

Brightness with success and lightened with prosperity,
glowing with warmth
and sparkling with joy,
May U celebrate Diwali with lots of cheer..

May the warmth and

May the warmth and splendor,
that are a part of this auspicious occasion,
fill your life with,
happiness and bright cheer,
and bring to you joy and prosperity,
for the whole year.

On Diwali, I wanted to send

On Diwali, I wanted to send you,
wishes for a year filled with
prosperity, health and lots of fun!
Hope you have a happy Diwali!

Fortunate is the one who has..

Fortunate is the one who has,
learned to Admire,
but not to envy,
Good Wishes for a joyous Diwali,
and a Happy New Year with,
a plenty of Peace and Prosperity.

Durga Puja SMS

2009-07-27T22:28:00.001-07:00

Good wishes for a joyous Navratri

Fortunate is the one
Who has learned to admire,
But not to envy.
Good wishes for a joyous Navratri,
With a plenty of peace and prosperity.

May maa bless you

May maa bless you
With happiness all the year through!
Wishing you a happy durga puja

Wish you Happy Dashara

May this Dashara,
light up for you.
The hopes of Happy times,
And dreams for a year full of smiles!
Wish you Happy Dashara.

Easter SMS

2009-07-27T22:27:00.003-07:00

Happy Easter to My Best Friend!

The Easter feeling does not end,
it signals a new beggining of nature spring
and brand new life of friendship.
Happy Easter to My Best Friend!

On Easter and always

The budding trees, the new flowers,
and birds that sweetly sing,
whisper to me that it’s Easter.
Here is wishing a warmth for your soul
on Easter and always! Happy Easter

Wishing U a Very “HAPPY EASTER”

Wishing U a Very “HAPPY EASTER”
Wid Luv And Best Wishes..
May That EASTER Day Brings
LOT of Happiness And JOYS in ur LIFE.
May u Live Long LIFE…
And That EASTER day Will comes in UR life Hundred Times…
Remember me in ur prayers..

Eid SMS

2009-07-27T22:27:00.001-07:00

When the Sun has Set

When the sun has set, and day is done-
I'll break this chain, but only one.
By the end of Ramadan, this whole chain will be all gone!
It's time for Eid and lots of fun!!!

Eid Mubarak

The moon has been sighted
The samoosas are ready
Here comes EID so just go steady
Lots of dua's is all i request
and just wanted to wish you all the BEST!!!
"Eid Mubarak"

Eid lekar aati

Eid lekar aati hai dher sari khusiya,
Eid mita deti hai insan mai duriya,
Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam tabarok
Eisi liye kahte hai sab EID MUBARAK

Exam SMS

2009-07-27T22:26:00.002-07:00

Probability of a topic

“The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if one decides to leave the topic completely….”

Newton’s 4th law

According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!

Best of luck in your exams

All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.
I wish you is best of luck in your exams

Father's Day SMS

2009-07-27T22:26:00.001-07:00

101 Ways

I know just the person who needs
"101 Ways to Be a Great Dad". Don't
worry it isn't you! Happy Fathers'Day!

Children to have real father.

It is easier for a father
to have children than
for children to have a real father.
I’m glad to have u dad, HAPPY FATHERS DAY

Stretch marks

I'd go through stretch marks
again for you.
Happy Fathers' Day, darling husband.

Flirt SMS

2009-07-27T22:24:00.000-07:00

Nagative Answer

By expecting a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask “Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?”
To satisfy his girl,
the boy reply a negative answer:
“Nothing of these, I haven’t done.”

I want u … To be with me In a

I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”

AM I CUTE? TEST call, if im cute

AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous

Sweet Smile

Of ohhh!! AAP ka sara kam mujhe hi karna padta hai
Miss b
Care b
SMS b
Chalo ab 1kam app b krdo
Ek Sweet si smile do
Oye Hoye, inni Sweet

Friendship SMS

2009-07-27T22:23:00.004-07:00

A precious gift from God.

Thank you for touching my life
in ways you may never know.
My riches do not lie in material wealth,
but in having friend like you -
A precious gift from God.

Friend in different languages

FRiEND in different languages...
Iranian - DOST
German - FREUND
Herbew - CHAVER
French - AMi
Pinoy - KAiBiGAN
Dutch - VREND
Mexican - AMiGO

God Said

When I was born, GOD said,
"Oh No! Another IDIOT".
When you were born,
GOD said, "OH No! COMPETITION".
Who knew, one day these two will
become FRIENDS FOREVER!

Real Star

Life is 5Star, Mother is top star,
Father is King Star, Teacher is Ultimate Star,
Lover is action star, But A Friend is Real Star!

Aadat hai hamari

Har dost se achhi baat karna,
fitrat hai hamari,
Har dost khush rahe,
hasrat hai hamari,
Koi humko yaad kare ya n kare,
unko yaad karna aadat hai hamari.

Funny SMS

2009-07-27T22:23:00.003-07:00

A sinking ship & life guard jacket

A ship was sinking.
Captain: Does any one know how to pray?
A priest comes forward and says he can pray.
Captain: Ok priest, you pray;
Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket
as we are one jacket short.

Terror Joke

TERROR JOKE -
What will happen
if u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea?
TSUNAMI will be created
since an amplifier converts
small waves into bigger wave.

Hi i am marrying next week

Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don’t bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me.

Get Well Soon SMS

2009-07-27T22:23:00.001-07:00

May u may not get well that soon

May u may not get well that soon. so that u are able to enjoy the
company of the demsels and get injected at regular intervals with
the vial of life! So would u call me your enemy or ur well wisher?
Please tell me even i don”t know.

I very well know the reason

I very well know the reason,
why u r taking too long to recover,
u r realy being nurse-d there.
joke a part, but still,
wishing u speedy recovery

We hope to see you up

Take good care of yourself, friend.
We hope to see you up and
running and back at garden again.
The place just isn”t the same without you.

Ghazal SMS

2009-07-27T22:22:00.006-07:00

Ek bhegi hui si raat mile

Ek bhegi hui si raat mile
us raat me tera hath mile

tere lab se tapken jo bonden
unhe mere labon ka sath mile

kuch tum bi behke behke se
kuch mujh pe nasha sa tari ho

aik aas lagana chahte hain

aik aas lagana chahte hain
tere dar per ana chahte hain

kuch nazre karam ho hum ager
hum sarko jhukana chahte hain

kia dogey hame sari khushian
hum daman ko pehlana chahte hain

MUJHE TUM SE BATIEN KRNI HAI

Kabhi aajao tum pal bhar ko,
Mujhe tum se batien krni hain,

Kuch ghum k geet sunanay hain,
Kuch raaz hain jo batlanay hain,

Kuch dil ko b batlana hai,
Kuch zakhm hain jo dikhlanay hain,

Haskar dekha, Rokar b dekh liya,

Haskar dekha, Rokar b dekh liya,
Pakar dekha, Khokar b dekh liya.

Pyaar bhi kiya, aur jaan b liya,
Jindgi whi jee sakta hai,
Jisne akele jina sikh liya

Mandir Jakar Bhagwan... Posted By: Jitendra Dabkara .

Sangeet Sunkar Gyan Nahi Milta,
Mandir Jakar Bhagwan Nahi Milta.

Patthar To Log Isliye Pujte Hain,
Kyunki Vishwas Ke Layak Insan Nahi Milta.

Good Luck SMS

2009-07-27T22:22:00.005-07:00

A sweeter smile, a brighter day

A sweeter smile,
A brighter day,
Hope everything turns out better 4 u 2morrow.
May ALLAH be with you always.

Good Luck

Share with the one who knows U

Care for the one who shares with U,
Share with the one who knows U,
Know the one who misses U,
MISS the one who well wishes for U,
Wish u a very Good Luck!

With my 1 heart 2 eyes

With my
1 Heart…
2 eyes…
5 litre blood…
206 bones…
1.2million Red Cells…
60 trillion D.N.A.’s…
I wish u “All the very best of LUCK”…

Good Morning SMS

2009-07-27T22:22:00.003-07:00

Morning is a special gift

Morning is a special gift
from ”ALLAH” after a restful sleep,
its a new chance 2do better & try again
where we failed b4.
ENJOY GOOD MORNING

Good morning Quote:

“The minute you think of giving up any relation,
think of the reason why you held it so long”
Good morning and have a nice day.

Sending u 1000 smiles

Sending u 1000 smiles take 1 for now &
Keep the remaining 999 under ur pillow,
Pick out 1 every morning coz
I want 2 see u smiling always. Good Morning

Good Night SMS

2009-07-27T22:22:00.001-07:00

Good Night my angel

What a pity! I’m not at your place!
Miles separate me from you

This night in my dreams I’ll see your face
Good night, my angel, I hope you miss me too!

Blanket of love - gudnite

Ssshh….Dont afraid..
its me..
jus putting a blanket of love upon u
so that u’ll never feel that u r alone..
Love you
Have a cozy sleep full of heavenly dreams….
Good Night

Sending u MY BED 2 let u rest

Sending you MY BED 2 let you rest,
Pillows 2 give you COMFORT,
and MY BLANKET 2 keep you warm.
Sweet dreams, Goodnite! Sleep tight.

Pyari se roshni ke sath

=*=Raat=*=
ki pyaari roshni ka sath.
=*=Taro=*=
k timtimmane k sath.
=*=chandni=*=
ke khilne ka sath.
=*= 1pyaare=*=
se sms k sath.
*Good Night*

Greetings SMS

2009-07-27T22:21:00.003-07:00

Halloween SMS

2009-07-27T22:21:00.001-07:00