SMS Gallery

Welcome

ramesh.wetkoli@gmail.com — Mon, 26 Mar 2012 02:26:41 PDT

Welcome to SMS Gallery, a collection of free sms.

A large collection of funny mobile phone sms. Different categories to choose from. Lots of text messages listed. Send these cute love sms, naughty sms, friends sms, birthday sms, hindi sms, christmas sms messages and wise words to your loved ones.

Please feel free to write me about your experience on my blog, what more you would like to see here, your suggestion, opinions and many more.

Help me to improve content by writing me at my.sms.gallery@gmail.com or simply comment here.

Till the time enjoy the stuff.

Free Online Paid Surveys

ramesh.wetkoli@gmail.com — Sun, 12 Jun 2011 04:09:03 PDT

Paid surveys are a great way to earn extra cash. All you have to do is get register with the survey site and update your profile. Once you done that you are ready to get paid for your opinion by answering questionare. It contains multiple choice questions. On average, each survey that is completed will get you around $10-$20. Some pay higher, and some pay less. On a monthly basis, if you do surveys 5 days a week, you can realistically make anywhere from $1500 to $200 if you do 5 surveys a day, 5 days a week.

Following are some top paying survey sites you might consider.

Before you start registering on following site's I will ask you to sign up for an account with Paypal. Some of the following sites pay their users by Paypal so you will need it.
Registering on Paypal is absolutely free. You can Click here to regester for a account on Paypal.

1. Global Test Market is one of the leading paid surveys sites. This is one of the most genuine paid surveys site and my favourite one. GlobalTestMarket is an international global consumer research panel that was founded in 1999 by GMI (Global Market Insite, Inc.). They have also been an accredited member of the Better Business Bureau since 2004. They have users from nearly 200 countries contributing opinions in return for cash rewards. Over the years they have maintained a solid reputation and have an impressive, 5 million plus, membership. Minimum Points for Redemption: 1000 points / $50. 1,000 points will earn you fifty US dollars which is also the minimum cash out level. Click here to Register

2. SurveySavvy is part of Luth Research, LLC., a market research leader since 1977, a 30 year old market research firm based in San Diego, California. For close to ten years SurveySavvy has been providing its members high paying survey opportunities. They have roughly 3 million members spread over more than one hundred countries. Survey Savvy has also paid out more than any other survey company, a total of over 14 million dollars. SurveySavvy.com has a payment structure that seems to be better than other competitive survey companies. They pay a minimum of $3 per survey but usually more than that, depending on the amount of questions. They also have a referral system that pays you per member you recruit and $2 for every survey they complete. Click here to Register

3. The Surveys.com community is online research community. It provides all panel members an opportunity to influence the products and services that manufacturers and government produce.
In return for your participation in online community, you will be rewarded with points and prizes. Absolutely, membership to the surveys.com community is FREE. Click here to Register

4. YouGov is free to join and pays you cash for each survey you complete, the payment ranges from 50p to £1 per completed survey. The surveys come around once or twice a week. They also have prize surveys which you can complete that offer cash prizes for the lucky person drawn out of the hat (so to speak). The winner each week will win £25 credited to their YouGov account – a nice way to boost your earnings!
You may also find you are asked to complete the odd survey which you do not get paid for but can win up to £1000 for filling in. These only come every once in a while and sometimes you may get 50p and the chance to win a large cash prize.
Once you reach £50 YouGov will automatically send you a cheque in payment to your registered postal address. Please make sure that you keep your personal details up to date as if they have the wrong address you will not receive your payment. Click here to Register

5. The Socratic forum is a product of Socratic Technologies, a full service market research agency that was established in 1994. After joining take the surveys that are sentto your email . Most surveys pay anywhere from $3 to $5 for completing a survey, and can be completed in 20 minutes or less. If you attempt but do not qualify for a survey you are still entered into the monthly drawing to win $100. $5 minimum required before you can redeem your earnings via the member’s area.
Your balance can be claimed in the form of a cash via a personal check or an Amazon Gift Certificate. Click here to Register

6. American Consumer Opinion Survey Panel accepts residents from all nations, and offers from $2 to $50 to its members for taking surveys. Payment is sent by check, and minimum cash-out is $10. American Consumer Opinion panel is owned and operated by Decision Analyst, Inc., an international market research firm which is headquartered in Dallas, Texas. Click here to Register

7. Technology Advisory Board is the online market research panel. You'll be paid for each online survey or discussion you complete. The amount depends on the length of the survey or discussion, and ranges from $10 U.S. to $200 U.S. or more. Your name will be entered in a monthly drawing for $250 in cash prizes. Click here to Register

8. Clear Voice Surveys offers an easy way to earn various rewards, including cash and other prizes, simply by voicing your opinion. Sign up takes less than 5 minutes, and there are 4 additional profile surveys to take on the member page at your convenience. All of those can be completed in about 15 minutes. You can take your earnings (when they reach $10) as cash or use their partner, Payoneer, and they will mail you a prepaid debit card. You can also use your rewards to buy gift certificates at Amazon. Click here to Register

9. Esearch.com has been hosting online survey panels since 1995, and is a member of the American Marketing Association (AMA) and the Market Research Association (MRA). They currently have over 800,000 members that cover many demographics, and they offer paid surveys with topics ranging from food items to political scandals – and many other products and services in-between. Members are rewarded with either cash drawing entries or cash payments for completing surveys, and all cash rewards are delivered via PayPal . Click here to Register

10. Synovate, started in 2003, is an expanding global market research company that gathers opinions on products and services for corporations worldwide. The official name of their panel is Global Opinion Panels. Members that complete online surveys are entered into sweepstakes drawings for cash, and also earn reward points which are redeemable for cash. Click here to Register

11. Valued Opinions is owned by Research Now, a leading online fieldwork and panel specialist, and a trustworthy partner of the market research industry. They adhere to the highest standards in online fieldwork and panel building. For each survey you complete, you will receive a reward, typically between $2 and $5 and up to $50 for specialist surveys which will be credited to your Valued Opinions account within 28 days. Once you have accumulated $20 in your account, you will be able to redeem your reward in the form of a gift certificate, some of which can be obtained instantly in via Email. Click here to Register

12. The Toluna panel community is owned and operated by the Toluna Group, a market research firm with US headquaters in Dallas, Texas, and global headquarters in Paris France. Toluna has built up a significant presence in the United States via its recent acquisitions of the Your2Cents panels and Greenfield Online. Member’s of the old Your2Cents panel have been migrated to the US toluna Panel. Be sure to complete your interest surveys as this will qualify you for more paid survey opportunities, and you will get 2000 points added to your account for completing them. Each survey is rewarded with a point value, which usually ranges from 3000 to 15000 points ($1 to $5). In additon, Toluna members can earn more points by participating in community activies like Sponsored Polls, writing opinions, etc. Click here to Register

13. Harris Poll Online is a worldwide market research and consulting firm best known for The Harris Poll Online® and for pioneering the Internet method to conduct scientifically accurate market research. Harris Poll Online is operated by Harris Interactive and currently boasts a membership base of over 6 million panelists. Harris Poll itself has been around for more than 45 years, and has conducted surveys in over 80 different countries. Panel members of Harris Poll Online receive HIPoints redeemable for products and entries into cash draws in exchange for their online survey participation. Harris Poll Online is another one of those survey sites that is usually on the list of top 10 survey sites. For the most part, this may be because of name recognition. Who hasn’t heard of the Harris Poll? One of the most well known, well respected and established marketing firms in the world, people flock to join this one. Click here to Register

Make Money Online

ramesh.wetkoli@gmail.com — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 10:58:04 PDT

I am going to tell you about how to make money online.
Since from last 4 to 5 years I am doing blogging. During this I got some information on how you can make money online in effective way.

There are lots of free sources of making money online. You have to find out what these sources actually are and how effective the information you have.

All you need to keep in mind that there are no real ways to get instant money on the Internet. The only people who claim being so are nothing but scammers and you should never believe in such person, an ad or website who claims that you will get rich instantly.

You have to do is be patient. If you are not successful at first don’t give up. That’s fine! Failure is first step towards success. Once you succeed then it will continue getting bigger and bigger.

Some Do’s and Don’ts :

Your first step is to search for information in the right places. Do not simply click on ads to find work. Try to find helpful groups of Wahms who have successful work from home jobs to guide your search. Search on message boards or finding e-mail groups. The users will give you insight story about how to make money online.

Never pay for work or job lists. There are plenty of free listings available that can provide tons of work. Companies that charge you for lists of jobs are just trying to get your money. They may also require you to pay a start-up fee or cover the cost of “necessary” training. Legitimate jobs will never require you to pay them any money for you to work.

You should be aware of if the ad or website tells you to “Act now.” Do research before joining a company and never feel pressured to make a decision right away. Many websites says that the offer will expire on today’s date. But if you revisit that website the next day, the offer will still be there saying expires on that day.

If you do not trust a company, do some research on the Better Business Bureau (BBB) website. The BBB has files on all businesses that have complaints filed against them.

Here are some legitimate, scam-free and genuine tips and ideas to start :

1) Take paid on-line surveys. On-line survey can be awesome revenue producing alternative you must not miss in the internet. Don’t assume that this chance is just not for real. The truth is lots of people have tasted the sweetness of success with just answering as much survey types online. I like this option most, just take some surveys, answer some questions and you are paid for it. Nevertheless, you could bear in mind not to fall victim to varied illegitimate survey companies. Always test the reliability and credibility of a company first to make sure that you would be able to reap success out of this opportunity. For more information on free legitimate, scam free survey sites Click here.

2) You can make money online by doing affiliate marketing. You don’t have to do any investment for it. This is the best and greatest option available there. In truth, this is one of the hottest and easiest methods to earn money on the Internet. In this case, you will have to sell or promote merchants’ products or services. You need to be a good advertiser so that the product you are promoting will succeed. Then, money comes your way. The more products or items that are bought by the people you send to the website, the more commission you will receive.

3) Enroll on totally different websites for Free lance jobs. Signing up on varied sites in the web is one other good earn money alternative that awaits you. Though this might be ridiculous to start with, this opportunity can promise you additional paychecks in the end. What is best about this job is that you’ll get paid simply by signing up for varied web sites as well as referring associates to hitch the location, too.
There are so many people working as copy writers, programming, graphic designers and there are other areas too.

4) Over the past few years E-bay is now one of the best ways for people to earn some extra income. Everyone will be able to do this. All you need to do is begin by selling any product that you have and placed them on e-bay. The best part is that you do not need any experience or market and business skills.

5) Blogging is another one. Place Ads on your blog. If you are have any business or services, blog it. Even if you don’t have any businesses try blogging on your hobbies or just maintain personal diary. The only condition is, have some interesting and quality content for your visitors and promote your blog as much you can.

6) People who have good writing skills can make use of it and by writing they can earn good money. Article writing is also a good option. The more articles you write, the more money you will get. They actually pay around 7-10 dollars per article. Imagine how much money making you can do just by writing. Even if you write 2 articles a day then you will get at least 14 dollars.

Vodafone GPRS Settings

ramesh.wetkoli@gmail.com — Sat, 01 May 2010 13:14:43 PDT

Vodafone GPRS Settings

To access Vodafone live! on your Vodafone GPRS mobile phone, all you need to do is to activate Vodafone live! and get the settings on your Vodafone mobile phone.
To activate:
- Postpaid customers: SMS ACT VL to 111 (toll free)
- Prepaid customers: SMS ACT VL to 144 (toll free)
There is no charge for activating Vodafone live!

Manual Settings for Vodafone Live :
Connection Name : Vodafone live
Data bearer : GPRS or Packet Data.
Access Point Name : portalnmms
User name :
Prompt password : No
Password :
Authentication : Normal
Homepage : http://google.co.in (your choice)
Server : 10.10.1.100
Server Port : 9401
Use Proxy : YES
Proxy Address : 10.10.1.100
Proxy Port : 9401

For more information on activation Click here.
For more information on handset-based settings Click here.
For more information on data plan Click here.

Reliance GPRS Settings

ramesh.wetkoli@gmail.com — Sat, 01 May 2010 13:11:01 PDT

Reliance GSM WAP Settings

Mobile Internet subscription is mandatory for accessing internet sites on mobile.
Mobile Internet plans can be activated / de-activated directly from WAP enabled handsets.
On WAP enabled handsets, to check mobile internet subscription & usage details. Just go to R World>Mobile Internet>Subscribe

To get WAP Settings, SMS WAP to 55100 on compatible handsets.

Manual Settings for Reliance WAP :
Connection Name : Reliance WAP
Data bearer : GPRS or Packet Data.
Access Point Name : rcomwap
User name :
Prompt password : No
Password :
Authentication : Normal
Homepage : http://google.co.in (your choice)
Server : 10.239.221.22
Server Port : 8080
Use Proxy : YES
Proxy Address : 10.239.221.22
Proxy Port : 8080

For information on Reliance Mobile Internet Data Plan Click here.
For information on activation of GPRS service Click here.

Spice GPRS Settings

ramesh.wetkoli@gmail.com — Sat, 01 May 2010 13:12:14 PDT

Spice GPRS Settings

Spice GPRS allows you to stay online while on the move. You can browse internet from your Spice mobile and access your e-mail accounts or downloads exciting Java Games, Polyphonic Tones, Wallpapers and much more. Just log on to experience Spice GPRS.

To get your settings for GPRS & MMS dial *789# and follow the process.

Manual Settings for Spice GPRS :
Connection Name : Spice GPRS
Data bearer : GPRS or Packet Data.
Access Point Name : spice
User name :
Prompt password : No
Password :
Authentication : Normal
Homepage : http://google.co.in (your choice)
Server : 10.11.12.13
Server Port : 9401
Use Proxy : YES
Proxy Address : 10.11.12.13
Proxy Port : 9401

For more information on GPRS Settings Click here.
For information activation process Click here .

IDEA GPRS Settings

ramesh.wetkoli@gmail.com — Sat, 01 May 2010 13:18:20 PDT

IDEA GPRS Settings

To get GPRS settings onto your phone and browse the net from wherever you are, Sms SET to 54671 (toll free).
Settings will be sent to your phone and you are ready to browse the net from your phone!
Basic browsing charges - 2ps/kb
The charge is toll free from home network.

Manual Settings are as follows :
Connection Name : IDEA GPRS
Data bearer : GPRS or Packet Data.
Access Point Name : imis
User name :
Prompt password : No
Password :
Authentication : Normal
Homepage : http://google.co.in (your choice)
Server : 10.4.42.15
Server Port : 8080
Use Proxy : YES
Proxy Address : 10.4.42.15
Proxy Port : 8080

For more information on supported handsets and their settings Click here.
Users from Punjab can Click here for their handset settings.
Others from Punjab users can Click here for settings and information.

Tata Docomo GPRS Settings

ramesh.wetkoli@gmail.com — Sat, 01 May 2010 13:19:09 PDT

Free Tata Docomo WAP/GPRS Settings

Docomo GPRS lets you quick internet browsing from mobile.
You can access email and update face book, orkut easily from mobile.
Lets you use instant messengers like G-talk, Yahoo, ICQ etc
It is more practical on the move connectivity.

Tata Docomo WAP Settings :
Connection Name : Tata Docomo
Data bearer : GPRS or Packet Data.
Access Point Name : TATA.DOCOMO.DIVE.IN
User name :
Prompt password : No
Password :
Authentication : Normal
Homepage : http://google.co.in (your choice)
Server : 10.124.94.7
Server Port : 8080
Use Proxy : YES
Proxy Address : 10.124.94.7
Proxy Port : 8080

SMS internet to 52270 to get settings via SMS and save the settings as default on your mobile.

Tata Docomo GPRS Settings
Connection Name : Tata Docomo GPRS
Data bearer : GPRS or Packet Data.
Access Point Name : TATA.DOCOMO.INTERNET
User name :
Prompt password : No
Password :
Authentication : Normal
Homepage : http://google.co.in (your choice)
Server : 10.124.94.7
Server Port : 8080
Use Proxy : YES
Proxy Address : 10.124.94.7
Proxy Port : 8080

For more information on WAP/Dive In click here.
For more information on GPRS packs click here.

BPL-Loop WAP Settings

ramesh.wetkoli@gmail.com — Sat, 01 May 2010 13:19:41 PDT

BPL/Loop WAP Settings for mobile phones

By using BPL WAP you can access mails, Surf websites for information, watch video clips on your laptop with your mobile as a modem
To activate your GPRS service, call on 198 (toll-free)

Manual WAP Settings for your mobile are as follows:
Connection Name : BPL WAP
Data bearer : GPRS or Packet Data.
Access Point Name : mizone
User name : 919821099800 (or your mobile no. anything will work)
Prompt password : No
Password :
Authentication : Normal
Homepage : http://google.co.in (your choice)
Server : 10.0.0.10
Server Port : 9401
Use Proxy : YES
Proxy Address : 10.0.0.10
Proxy Port : 9401

For more information on Tarrif Plans, Handset based Settings and Loop GPRS visit this page.

BSNL WAP and GPRS Settings

ramesh.wetkoli@gmail.com — Sat, 01 May 2010 13:20:27 PDT

BSNL WAP and GPRS Settings :

BSNL users can activate their GPRS service by calling 94 000 24 365 or can sms GPRS to 53733.

BSNL offers different settings for different users based on their location. Settings may vary location by location.
Here are the settings according regions in India.

Settings for North users:
[Haryana, Punjab, UP(East), UP(West), Himachal Pradesh, Rajasthan, Jammu & Kashmir]
AND Settings for East users:
[Jharkhand, Bihar, Kolkata, West Bengal, Orissa, Assam, North East, Adman Nicobar]

1. WAP Settings
Connection Name : BSNL WAP
Data bearer : GPRS or Packet Data.
Access Point Name : bsnlwap
User name :
Prompt password : No
Password :
Authentication : Normal
Homepage : http://google.co.in (your choice)
Server : 10.220.67.131
Server Port : 8080
Use Proxy : YES
Proxy Address : 10.220.67.131
Proxy Port : 8080

2. GPRS Settings
Connection Name : BSNL GPRS
Data bearer : GPRS or Packet Data.
Access Point Name : bsnlnet
User name :
Prompt password : No
Password :
Authentication : Normal
Homepage : http://google.co.in (your choice)
Server : 10.220.67.131
Server Port : 8080
Use Proxy : YES
Proxy Address : 10.220.67.131
Proxy Port : 8080

Settings for West users:
[Maharashtra, Gujrat, Madhya Pradesh, Chattishgarh]

1. WAP Settings
Connection Name : BSNL WAP
Data bearer : GPRS or Packet Data.
Access Point Name : wapwest.cellone.in
User name :
Prompt password : No
Password :
Authentication : Normal
Homepage : http://google.co.in (your choice)
Server : 10.100.3.2
Server Port : 9209
Use Proxy : YES
Proxy Address : 10.100.3.2
Proxy Port :9209

2. GPRS Settings
Connection Name : BSNL GPRS
Data bearer : GPRS or Packet Data.
Access Point Name : gprswest.cellone.in
User name :
Prompt password : No
Password :
Authentication : Normal
Homepage : http://google.co.in (your choice)
Server : 10.100.3.2
Server Port :9209
Use Proxy : YES
Proxy Address : 10.100.3.2
Proxy Port : 9209

Settings for South users:
[Karnatka, Andhra Pradesh, Chennai, Tamil Nadu, Kerala]

1. WAP Settings
Connection Name : BSNL WAP
Data bearer : GPRS or Packet Data.
Access Point Name : bsnlwap
User name :
Prompt password : No
Password :
Authentication : Normal
Homepage : http://google.co.in (your choice)
Server : 10.31.54.2
Server Port : 9401
Use Proxy : YES
Proxy Address : 10.31.54.2
Proxy Port :9401

2. GPRS Settings
Connection Name : BSNL GPRS
Data bearer : GPRS or Packet Data.
Access Point Name : bsnlsouth
User name : your mobile number
Prompt password : No
Password : your mobile number
Authentication : Normal
Homepage : http://google.co.in (your choice)
Server : 10.31.54.2
Server Port : 9401
Use Proxy : YES
Proxy Address : 10.31.54.2
Proxy Port : 9401

For more information on Tarrif Plans Click here.
For more information on GPRS Settings Click here.

Aircel GPRS Settings

ramesh.wetkoli@gmail.com — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 11:43:40 PDT

Aircel GPRS Settings

Activating this service is free and browsing charges are charged at 10p/10Kb.
To get settings on your mobile SMS “PI” to 121 (applicable for users in Maharashtra).

Activating Pocket Internet via SMS for Other than Maharashtrian users involves different process.
Visit this page for information on how to activate this service by SMS based on your location.Click here.

On sending the SMS, you will receive the confirmation SMS.
Save the settings on your mobile and you are ready to go.
In case you don't receive settings, here are the manual settings for the same:

Connection Name : Aircel
Data bearer : GPRS or Packet Data.
Access Point Name : aircelgprs.po (For Postpaid users....)
aircelgprs.pr (For Prepaid users....)
User name :
Prompt password : No
Password :
Authentication : Normal
Homepage : http://google.co.in (your choice)
Server : 192.168.35.201
Server Port : 8081
Use Proxy : YES
Proxy Address : 192.168.35.201
Proxy Port : 8081

Airtel GPRS settings

ramesh.wetkoli@gmail.com — Sat, 01 May 2010 13:21:26 PDT

Manual Internet settings for Airtel :

Accessing Airtel Live is absolutely free, and there are no charges for activating the service or browsing the portal. Charges are applicable for content downloads from the Airtel Live Portal, depending on the content downloaded.

To access Airtel Live all you need is GPRS enabled mobile phone, activation of Airtel Live Services, and correct settings on your phone.

By default Airtel Live Service is activated for all Airtel customers. Incase not, you can Sms FUN to 54321 for Service Activation. Once activated, you need to save the service settings that are sent on your phone. Service Activation is absolutely free.

Here are the manual settings for Airtel live and Airtel GPRS.

Settings for Airtel live are as follows :
Connection Name : Airtel Live!
Data bearer : GPRS or Packet Data.
Access Point Name : airtelfun.com
User name :
Prompt password : No
Password :
Authentication : Normal
Homepage : http://google.co.in (your choice)
Server : 100.001.200.099
Server Port : 8080
Use Proxy : YES
Proxy Address : 100.001.200.099
Proxy Port : 8080

Settings for Airtel GPRS are as follows :

Connection Name : Airtel GPRS!
Data bearer : GPRS or Packet Data.
Access Point Name : airtelgprs.com
User name :
Prompt password : No
Password :
Authentication : Normal
Homepage : http://google.co.in (your choice)
Server : 202 . 056 . 231 . 117
Server Port : 8080
Use Proxy :YES
Proxy Address : 202 . 056 . 231 . 117
Proxy Port : 8080

For more information on Airtel Live you can visit Airtel Page

About Me

ramesh.wetkoli@gmail.com — Sun, 20 May 2012 15:18:33 PDT

Hello everyone!!!!!!

Cheers to all my Followers, Visitors, Everyone who made this blog possible.
The success of SMS Gallery goes to all you people!!

Now let me introduce myself to all you pal's... :D
I am Ramesh. I stay in beautiful, Bollywood city, city of dreams, a very own city Aamchi Mumbai, India.
Yes thoda bahot padha-likha bhi hun, did graduation in B.Sc.I.T. Will be doing PG soon.

I worked with one of the MNC located in Vikhroli, in non technical field. (Actually was boring experience..)
Now working with well known, up-growing Company in Ghatkopar.

Well my dream is to become successful Web Designer, Developr( Programmer), or on some day Entrepreneur, aartoon artist, animation artist and yeah Singer.... Am I missing anything..;););) (:D heehee All that which brings me money...in a right way lolz ;) )

I like going on shopping, or for movie with friends, roaming around city alone or with friends and taking glaze on the city's beauty (.....u mean girl's..!! ) , listening music in full volume and singing along , playing football especially in rains, Internet surfing, Going on vacations, watching Cartoons, Horror and Thriller movies, LOL sessions with family at Dinner time, Drawing sketches and making paintings , Programming, and list goes on.......

If you wanna know more about me, you can write me at ramesh.wetkoli@gmail.com.

That's all folks!!
Thanks for reading and your patience.!!!
Keep visiting, keep blogging and Keep rocking.!!!! Thanx!!!!
Ramesh Wetkoli (Blog Owner) .

Good quotes

ramesh.wetkoli@gmail.com — Sun, 12 Jun 2011 09:52:44 PDT

Life is like Cotton,
Dont make it heavier by
dipping it in water of sorrow,
But make it lighter by
blowing in air of joy.
Enjoy every moment of life.

Milkar bichadna
dastur hai zindagi ka,
Ek yehi kissa
Mashhur hai zindagi ka,
Bitey hue pal kabhi
Lautkar nahi aate
Yehi sabse bada
Kasoor hai zindagi ka,

There r many things in life,
Dat wiil catch ur eye,
But only a few will catch,
Ur heart..Pursue those.

In da confrontation between,
Da stream N Da rock,
The stream always wins,
Not thru strength,
But thru persistence.

Every moment, every situation,
Every issue and every concern has a positive side.
Find it and bring it to life....

Be Genuinely Interested in People...
If you try, you can like everybody, and
Everybody will like you......

When you find a Dream inside your heart
Don't ever let it go
For Dreams are the tiny seeds from
Which Beautiful Tomorrows Grow

Never Break four things in your Life
Trust, Promise, Relation, & Heart...
Because when they break
they dont Make Noise But Pain a lot

Definitions

ramesh.wetkoli@gmail.com — Sun, 19 Jun 2011 06:32:05 PDT

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death

So Cute Zoo Zoo

ramesh.wetkoli@gmail.com — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 02:53:34 PDT

The Vodafone's Zoo-Zoo idea came into birth when Mr. Rajiv was asked to create the ad that talk about the Vodafone Services and run it parallel throughout the IPL.

"It was one film, one value-added service a day," after months of trying with ideas and brainstorming, the team at ad agency Ogilvy and Mather, short on time, finalized on the Zoo Zoo. Mr. Rajiv finalised the look, packed their bags and shot the entire campaign in South Africa along with ad filmmaker of Nirvana Films, Prakash Varma and local production house there, Platypus. As for the name, it really has no logic. Like Rajiv says, it just goes with the character.

When it came to the making, animation was never an option. They shot real people and made them look animated. Rajiv was open to experimentation and all set to change the mindset of people. For Varma, the toughest test was costume design and artwork. Varma tried different looks and fabric for anything that wrinkled or shined would kill the illusion of animation. What added to the animated effect were big heads stuffed with foam outlined with a hard material called Perspex.

They kept the hands and legs thin, which is why they cast women and occasionally children, wearing the costumes. The thin limbs, contrasted with big bellies and a bulbous head, gave the ‘small’ impression. Then came the sets - all in neutral greys, even lighting so that attention was on the Zoo Zoo. Varma then shot it in a high-speed format to make it look animated.

Here are some zoo zoo ads listed and some more coming.

You can watch them here itself just click play button or download 3GP video's for your mobile phone.

Zoo Zoo Exam Result download 3GP video	Zoo Zoo Background Music download 3GP video
Zoo Zoo Divert Calls download 3GP video	Zoo Zoo Email download 3GP video
Zoo Zoo Group Message download 3GP video	Zoo Zoo Poke Your Friends download 3GP video
Zoo Zoo Fashion download 3GP video	Zoo Zoo Silent download 3GP video
Zoo Zoo Recharge download 3GP video	Zoo Zoo Torch download 3GP video

Dasara/ Dasera SMS

ramesh.wetkoli@gmail.com — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 13:06:42 PDT

Jaise Ram ji ne jita lanka ko,
Waise aap bhi jitey saari duniya,
Is Dash-harey mil jaye aapko,
Duniya bhar ki saari khushiya.
Happy Dash-hara.

Jyot se jyot jagate chalo,
Prem ki Ganga bahate chalo.
Rah me aaye jo din-dukhi
Sabko gale se lagate chalo.
Din Aayega sabka Sunehra.
Meri aur se happy dasara.

Zenduchi ful keshari-keshari,
Valanavalnach toran dari,
Gerucha rang karda tapkiri,
Anande angani rangoli nachari,
Krutkrutyacha kalash ruperi,
Vijayadshmichi rit hi nyari.

22K
Ya varshi aaptyachi panach milali nahi,
Mhanun khar son pathvav lagtay,
Tevadh god manun ghyaych..burr ka.
Dasara san motha Nahi aananda tota.

Ya Vijayadashmichya shubh muhurtavar,
Aaplya yashachya aad yenarya,
Saglya sima par hovun aapali
Aakankshapurti hovot,
Hich Shubheccha.

Soneri Suryachi
Soneri Kirane
Soneri Kiranancha
Soneri Diwas
Soneri Diwasachya
Soneri Shubhechha
Keval Sonyasarkhya Lokanna!
Happy Dasara!

Tribhuvani bhuvani pahata,
Tuj aise naahi,
Chari shramle parantu,
Na bolave kahi.
Vijayadashmichya ani Dasaryachya Shubhechha.

Wish u n ur family,
U may become successful,
every one will like u,
every happiness of u comes true,
wish u all Happy Dasara

Kushiya apki kabhi kam na ho,
Daman me apke koi kata na ho,
Jab bhi koi musibat aaye,
To prabhu Ram apke sath ho,
*Happy Dasera*

Sukhacha parijatak bahruni yeo,
Sugandhane avghe jeevan darvalun jao,
Ha dasara tumchya ayushyat
aanandachi mangalmai pahat ano.
*Happy Dasara*

Those empty spaces r my silent prayers,
asking Maa Durga 2 guide N protect u
Alwys in whatever u do N wherever u r!
Happy Dasara.

Celibrate da victory of da Good over Evil.
Lets celibrate an auspicious day,
to begin new things in life.
Happy Dasara.

Ho aapki life me khushiya sabhi,
Na aaye unme koi kami kabhi
Sada sukhi rahe aapka basera
wish u Happy Dasara.

May this Dassehra ,
light up 4 u.
Da hopes of Happy times,
N dreams 4 a year full of smiles!
Wish u Happy Dasara.

Khushiyon ka tyohaar,
Pyaar ki bauchaar,
Mithaiyon ki bahar,
Is Dussehra ke shubh din
aapko mile khushiya hazar bar..
Happy Dushera.

Phool khile khushi aap k kadam chume,
Kabhi na ho dukho ka samna,
Dhan hi Dhan aye aap k angana,
Yahi he Dashera k shub avsar par Manokamna.

Troubles as light as Air,
love as deep as Ocean,
Friends as Solid as Diamonds,
and Success as bright as Gold…
These are the wishes for you and
your family on the day of DUSSEHRA

Santa-Banta SMS

ramesh.wetkoli@gmail.com — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 05:16:22 PDT

Once Santa saw a boy with cap in da back direction.
This event really harrased da social nature of Santa N
then he also decided 2 wear his pagari in da backward direction .
While he was on his way to his office Banta saw him N asked
"Santaji aa rahe ho ke jaa rahe ho"

Santa goes 4 buying a TV.
"Do you have colour TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."

Santa calls Air India.
"How long does it take 2 fly 2 Amritsar?"
"Just a sec.....," says da receptionist.
"Thank you." says da Santa N hangs up.

Santa is filling up a job application.
He promptly fills in da lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
Then came da column SALARY EXPECTED.
After much thought he writes: Yes.

What does Santa do after taking photocopies?
He compares it with da original 4 spelling mistakes.

Why did Santa goes with 18 people 4 a movie?
Becoze below 18 was not allowed.

What do u do when Santa throws a hand grenade at u?
Pull da pin N throw it back.

How do u make Santa laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

"Oh, look at da dead bird."
Santa looked skyward N asked, "Where, Where?

Banta finished his English exam N came out.
His friends asked him how he had fared.
He replied, "Exam was ok, except 4 da past tense of 'think'.
I thought, thought, thought N at last, I wrote 'thunk'!"

A Santa is in a bar N his cellular phone rings,
He picks it up n says
"Hello, how did u know I was here?"

Santa: We have 2 learn Telugu within 6 months or
we will not be able 2 communicate with my child.
Friend:Why?
Santa: We have adopted a telugu child N
it will start to speak after 6 months.

On da way 2 office Santa slipped on a banana peel
N was badly hurt.
Next day , he noticed a banana peel on da same way
N Later after 2 days, he noticed two banana peels N
exclaimed" ari sala, aaj to choice hai!!!!!"

Santa : 'Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. Top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?'
Banta : 'Yes, that's funny. N even if u make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?'

IT'ians V/S Non-IT'ians

ramesh.wetkoli@gmail.com — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 11:46:50 PDT

A non-programmer thinks there are 1000 bytes in a kilobyte.
A programmer is convinced that there are 1024 meters in a kilometer.

Ramu : I've just become a member of Rotract Club.
Somu : public member or private?

Ramu : Hey.. My submarine is not sinking into the water!! What could be wrong?
Somu : may be u have used float instead of double in the software.

PS : Hey Bull, Can you do me a favor? Can you pass on these 500 rupees to Suthi..?
Bull : Sure.. Why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me whether its pass by
value or pass by reference.

Ramu : I am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is a software engineer...
Somu : how do you say that?
Ramu : he asked my physical address instead of my home address!

Ramu : why people are beating that SW engineer black and blue?
Somu : it seems, he asked one of them that whether "vande mataram" is new kind of RAM in the market!

Ramu : Hey.. I think that SW engineer is very very naive..
Somu : How do you say that?
Ramu : He believes that there is an Arabian Sea++ next to Arabin Sea.

Ramu : Hey.... what's time now?
Somu : System time or local time.

Christmas Sms

ramesh.wetkoli@gmail.com — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 05:09:27 PST

From home 2 home,
N heart 2 heart,
From 1 place 2 another.
The warmth n,
Joy of Christmas,
Brings us closer 2 each other.
Merry Christmas.

In dis X-mas,
In da daytime if sun shine,
So shall Ur expectations come true,
At nite when moon comes out,
So shall U receive blesses,
Then if rain fall,
So shall it going 2 carry,
All ur problem away from U!
Happy Merry Christmas.

Christmas may b many things or,
It may b a few,
4 u da joy is each new toy,
4 me it's watching U.
Merry Christmas .

May da joy n peace of,
Christmas b with u all thru the Year.
Wishing u a season of,
Blessings from heaven above.
Happy Christmas.

It is X-mas season n,
New Year is coming.
Let us wish each other
A Merry X-mas n Happy New Year.

A silent night,
a star above,
a blessed gift of hope n love.
A blessed Christmas to u!
Happy Christmas.

Christmas is a time,
4 magic n dreams come true,
Hope urs is filled with,
Lots of fun n sparkle too!
Merry Christmas 2 u.

7 Christmas Wishes 4 u
1. A Bunch Of Hugs From Me
2. A Stocking Full Of Smiles
3. A Star Of Love Upon da Tree
4. A x-mas dats Worthwhile
5. A New Year Full Of Peace
6. A Cup Of Good Cheer
7. Finally Happy X-mas.

If 1 nite u wake up n,
A big fat male is trying,
2 put u in a sack,
Plz don't b afraid,
Becoz i told santa,
All i want 4 x-mas is u.

Faith makes all things possible,
Hope makes all things work,
Love makes all things beautiful,
May u have all the 3,
4 this X-mas. MERRY CHRISTMAS!

May da joy & peace of x-mas,
B with U all thru da year,
Wishing U a season of,
Blessings from heaven above.
"Merry Christmas."

May ur world b filled with,
Warmth n good cheer,
This Holy season n,
Thruout da year,
Wish ur x-mas b,
Filled with peace n love.

New Year Sms

ramesh.wetkoli@gmail.com — Sun, 12 Jun 2011 11:47:17 PDT

Day by day teri khushiya ho jaye double,

Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare trouble,
Khuda rakhe tuze hamesh smart n fit,
Tere liye new year ho super-duper hit..
Happy New Year.

May each day of da comin year b vibrant n new Bringing along many reasons for celebrations n rejoice
Happy New Year.

Tom Cruise
Angelina Jolie
Aishwarya Rai
Arnold
Jennifer Lopez
Amitabh Bachhan n ME
All da stars wish u a
Very Happy New Year.

20** is @ da door,
Remember,
Life is short,
Break da Rules,
Forgive quickly,
Love truly,
Laugh Uncontrollably n
never regret anything
that made u SMILE.
Happy New Year.

New Year is da time 2,
Unfold new horizons &,
Realize new dreams,
2 rediscover da strength &
Faith within u,
2 rejoice in simple pleasures &,
Gear up 4 a new challenges.
Wishin u a truly fulfilling,
Happy New Year.

I Wish in 2010 God gives u,
12 Mnths of Happiness,
52 Wks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hrs Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy,
n that’s all!
HAPPY NEW YEAR

Aaj bhul jao duniya k sare Gum,.
Chalo jhume 1 sang Tum aur hum.
Aao baante charo taraf Khushia aur Pyar.
Chalo Dil khol k bolte he,
HAPPY NEW YEAR... Mere yaar.

New Year begins,
Let us pray dat,
It will b a yr with New Peace,
New Happiness n,
Abundance of new friends,
God bless u thru out da New Year.

I wish U 2 have a,
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvelous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Yr.
HAPPY NEW YEAR.

New Year brings just Happiness,
No Tear,
Everybody loves only u Dear,
All ur problems will b Finish,
Its 4 u my Special NEW YEAR'S wish.

Years come n go,
But this yr I specially wish,
4 u a double dose of health n,
Happiness topped with,
Loads of good fortune.
Have a gr8 year ahead!

Oh my Dear,
Forget ur Fear,
Let ur Dreams b Clear,
Please Hear,
I want to tell 1 thing in ur Ear,
BELATED Happy NEW YEAR.

With all da Rose's Perfume,
With all da lights in da world,
With all da children's Smiles,
I Wish U dat ur all dreams comes True.
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

May gud times roll in,
making each moment worthwhile,
N making da new year full of dream fulfilled.
Wishing u n ur family a very happy n prosperous new year.

April Fool SMS

ramesh.wetkoli@gmail.com — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 09:44:11 PDT

Sardar got into a bus,
On 1st April when,
Conductor asked 4 ticket.
He gave Rs.10 n,
Took d ticket n,
said april fool. I have Bus pass.

God made a daylight n,
Is called Sun,
God made a entertainment n,
Is called Fun,
God made a nightlight n,
Is called Moon,
God made a U n,
Is called Cartoon!
Happy April Fool Day.

Jab tum aayne k pas jate ho,
To ayna kehta hai Beautiful Beautiful,
Jab tum aayne se dur jate ho,
To ayna kehta hai April Fool! April Fool!!

U r attractive,
U r the Best,
U r Cute,
U r Dear 2 Me,
U r Excellent,
U r Funny,
U r Good-Looking,
I’m JOKING.

U r a B. I. T. C. H.,
Beautiful, Intelligent,
Talented, Cute, Honest.
R u smiling now?
*YOU BITCH*.

A study has proved dat,
All fools use their THUMB,
While reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late,
dont try 2 change ur finger!
Catch another fool!

In ur life,
When u wake up &
Don't see any 1,
Then come 2 me,
I'll b there 2 hold ur hand &,
Take u 2 da EYE SPECIALIST.

UR d 1 who is CHARMING
UR d 1 who is INTELLIGENT
UR d 1 who is CUTE n
I m d 1 who is spreading these RUMOURS.
Happy April Fools Day.

Hey U know,
Which is the best day,
2 propose a girl?
April 1. U know why??
If she accept its ur luck,
otherwise just tell "April Fool."

If people says u r crazy,
B patiend.
If they say u r monkey, relax.
If they say u r stupid,
B cool but if they say,
U r smart, Thapad maar.

Yaad hai hum pehle kahan mile the...
Train ruki,
Khidki khuli,
Nazro se nazren mili aur
Aap ne kaha,...
ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA.

FOOL ne FOOLon ki FOOLWARI me,
FOOL k saath wish kiya hai,
U r da most BEAUTIFOOL,
WONDERFOOL n ColorFOOL,
amngst all FOOL’s,
HAPPY APRIL FOOL.

In hasino se Rasme Wafa or,
Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai,
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai.

Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then make a place,
4 me in ur Heart!!
I may come there any time!
Urs Faithfully,
“HeArT aTtAcK”
APRIL FOOL.

1947 ka bahot hi famous sms. ? ?
THINK? ? ?
NO REMEMBER? ? ?
TAB MOBILE KAHA THA
JO SMS HOGA.
APRIL FOOL.

U r 99% beautyful,
98% cute, 97% sweet,
96% intelligent n,
100% Foolish to blive this.

Anniversary SMS

ramesh.wetkoli@gmail.com — Sat, 21 May 2011 14:45:12 PDT

We had our ups n downs,

Dis we both know,

Thru it all our love,

Still managed 2 grow,

Different thoughts we had,

About many things,

But our love 4 each other,

Had no attached strings.

Happy Anniversary.

Best wishes 2 u both,

On ur anniversary,

May d love dat u share,

Last ur lifetime thru,

As u make a wonderful pair,

Happy Wedding Anniversary,

2 d beautiful couple in all.

LOVE U r words just 3,

Which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.

So dis is wat i want 2 say,

Live in my heart n there 4 ever stay

As u complete another,

365 days of ur happpy 2gether,

Here's wishing 4 many more 2 come,

Happy Anniversary 2 both.

Marriage is dat relation

B/w man n woman where.

D Independence is equal,.

D Dependence mutual n

D Obligation reciprocal".

Best wishes 4,

Happy Wedding Anniversary.

Nothing in dis world,

C'ld ever b As wonderful as,

Da love u've given me,

Ur love makes my days so very bright,

Just knowing u r my darling wife/Husband.

Happy Anniversary.

I'm sending dis bouquet of

love 2 say dat,

I love u so much,

I hope I say it often enuf,

I want u 2 know its true,

I want 2 remind dat,

u r my everything n my love is true,

Happy Anniversary.

Come every1 lets give a cheer,

In celebration of a couple dear.

A couple who in love unite,

And are seldom cross and hardly fight.

To a couple who bring joy to all,

May u laugh n sing n,

Have a nice Happy Anniversary.

Diwali SMS

ramesh.wetkoli@gmail.com — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 15:15:28 PDT

Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha,
Ghevuni Navi Umed Navi asha,
Hotil purna manatil sarva Iccha,
Diwalichya Tumhala Khup Khup Shubheccha.
Happy Diwali.

Ujwal prabhat, ujwal disha,
Purn hovot tumachya aasha,
Ishwarcharni hi ek echha,
Dipawalichya aapnas hardik shubhechha.

Naya din Naya saal,
Nai aasha, Naya harsh,
Nai soch Nai kalpana,
Naye kadam Nai chetna
Manse ekhi eccha,Diwali ki Hardik Shubheccha.

Amavasechya andharat,
Divyana aaj prakashit kara,
Tumhihi ase tejomay va,
Aani sanktavar maat kara,
Vijaypatak tumchich asel,
Fakt thode prayatna kara.

Diwali aai, masti chhai,
Rangi rangoli,deep jalaye,
Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka,
Jali Phuljadiyan, sabko Bhaye,
"Happy Diwali."

Diwali tyohar hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka,
Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi
Khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho,
Ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho.
Happy Diwali.

Aai aai Diwali aai,
Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
Dhoom machao, mauz manao,
aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.
Happy Diwali.

May the Divine Light of Diwali,
Spread into your Life Peace,
Prosperity, Happiness and Good Health.
Happy Diwali.

Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash Itna faile ki,
KASTURI Sharma Jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki.
BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,
Happy Diwali.

Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se,
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali and New Year.

Kumkum bhare kadmon se aaye
LAYXMIJEE apke dwar,
Sukh sampati mile aapko apar,
Deepawali ki subhkamnaye kare sweekar.
HAPPY DIWALI.

Aaj se aap ke yaha,
dhan ki barsat ho,
Maa laxmi ka vas ho,
Sankato ka nash ho,
Har dil par aapka raj ho,
Unnati ka sar par taj ho,
Ghar me shanti ka vas ho
HAPPY DIWALI.

Ganpati Festival SMS

ramesh.wetkoli@gmail.com — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 10:55:00 PDT

GANESH ki jyoti se,
Noor milta hai sbke dilon ko,
Surur milta hai,
Jobhi jaata hai GANESHA k dwaar,
Kuch na kuch zarror milta hai
“JAI SHREE GANESHA”.