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		<title>New Home For SMS Fun &#8211; FunSMS.WS</title>
		<link>https://funsms.wordpress.com/2007/04/26/new-home-for-sms-fun-funsmsws/</link>
		
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2007 15:19:09 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[FunSMS.WS is the New home for all the SMS Jokes and Fun. Bookmark it today. Check out the FunSMS Blog .]]></description>
		
		
		
		
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		<title>TXT &#038; SMS CHAT UP LINES</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:31:26 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[TXT &#38; SMS CHAT UP LINES 😉 THESE LINES NEVER FAIL ☻Put your crash helmet on, you&#8217;re going through the head board. ☻Do you believe in love at first sight&#8230;or do I have to walk by again? ☻There&#8217;s a gap in your life! Mind if I fill it! ☻I&#8217;m not Fred Flintstone but i can [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
		
		
		
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		<title>SMS Greetings</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:30:55 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[SMS Greetings ☻BLINKING STARS FreNz r 4-evER liKE E starS taT kePt blinkin In E sky. THoUgh we MighT b Far Apart.. BUt I noE taT u r Still Near 2 Me WhnEveR I look up&#8230; Gd nite N sleep TiTE ☻ TIME TO SLEEP LyinG oN mY BeD, LoOkiN @ ThE CloCk, I nOe [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
		
		
		
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		<title>Picture Msgs by SMS &#8211; ASCII SMS</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:30:25 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Note : Some of the following content contains adult material. It may offend you. _______________________________________ Ciao /)/) (&#8216;.&#8217;) &#8212;&#8212;(,,)-(,,)- _________________________________________ ##___ I I ## ##_ )o=I ) ## ## I I I I ## ################ ##___ / / ## ##_ )I ) ## ## I It t ## ################ /////// ( o o) &#8211;ooO-( )-Ooo&#8211; [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>What If SMS Msgs</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:29:02 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[What If SMS Msgs ☻if ur askin if id hurt u da ansa is nevaif ur askin if i luv u da ansa is 4eva.if ur askin if i want u da ansa is i do.if ur askin wot i value most da ansa is u ☻If luvs a disease den im very ill.but i [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
		
		
		
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		<title>Police Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:28:37 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Police Jokes ☻I&#8217;m @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss ☻im at the police station.The police caught me &#38; filed a case against me &#8220;possession of good looks&#8221;.i&#8217;m doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Q &#038; A Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:28:13 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Q &#38; A Jokes ☻Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER&#8221;ANSWER IN BRIEF.  ☻Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS? A. A COUPLE ADOPTING A CHILD. ☻Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF POSSESSIVENESS? a. constiPATION. ☻Q. WHAT DO YOU CALL A WOMAN [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Clinton Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:27:44 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Clinton Jokes ☻Q : What was yesterday&#8217;s Washington Post Headline? A : Bush Beats Clinton         For More SMS Jokes Click Here]]></description>
		
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		<title>Animal Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:27:20 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Animal Jokes  ☻When geese fly in a &#8220;V&#8221;, why is one side longer?  Because there are more geese on that side              ☻Why do cows wear bells?  Because their horns don&#8217;t work            For More SMS Jokes and Funny Text Messages Click Here]]></description>
		
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		<title>Wrong Person Messages</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:26:59 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Wrong Person SMS Messages ☻I wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox! ☻This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience For More [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Reason Why Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:26:36 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Reason Why Jokes ☻REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs children 4)any guy can get a good lookin dog! ☻3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like 2)u can stroke a cat [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Pick Up Lines</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:26:14 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Pick Up Lines ☻Do you know what&#8217;d look good on you? Me. ☻I&#8217;m bigger and better than the Titanic &#8230; only 200 woman went down on the Titanic ☻I&#8217;m good at math, U+I=69 ☻I&#8217;m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I&#8217;m allergic to sex. ☻If I could [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Word Play SMS</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:25:40 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Word Play SMS &#160; ☻Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get ☻Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: &#8220;noh ss!w !&#8221;. it didn&#8217;t [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Put-downs</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:25:16 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Put-downs  SMS ☻You do sure have a lot of Well-wishers. They&#8217;d all like to throw you down one&#8230;☻Somebody said to me that you ain&#8217;t fit to sleep with the pigs. Well, I stuck up for the pigs.For More Word Play SMS Click Here  ]]></description>
		
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		<title>TEXT SMS INSULTS</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:24:46 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[TEXT SMS INSULTS KILL THAT LOSER WITH SOME CRACKING TXT INSULTS ☻Them: You:   Here&#8217;s 10p &#8211; go and tell your mum you&#8217;re not coming home Here&#8217;s a pound &#8211; go and buy yourself some breath freshener ☻Haven&#8217;t I seen your face before &#8211; on a police poster? Look who&#8217;s talking &#8211; I bet when [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Funny Phrases</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:24:17 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Funny SMS Phrases ☻As much use as a one legged man at an arse kicking competition☻She&#8217;s angrier than a Bear with a sore head☻She&#8217;s dressed up like a Dogs dinner ☻About as useful as a Condom vending machine in the Vatican. For more SMS Funny Phrases &#8211; Click Here]]></description>
		
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		<title>Funny Sayings</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:23:50 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Funny Sayings ☻Lights on, door open, nobody at home☻As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.☻He&#8217;s as bent as a butchers hook ☻He&#8217;s as happy as a Pig in $hit For More Funny SMS Sayings- Click Here]]></description>
		
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		<title>Come backs</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:23:26 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Come backs &#8211; SMS ☻Hey, I may be fat, but you&#8217;ll always be ugly, and I can diet.☻Man: So, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. ☻Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too, if you sit down. ☻Man: Do you want to dance? Woman: NO Man: [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>One Liners</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:22:58 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[One Liners ☻Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly&#8230;well enough about ME! How are you?  ☻Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!   ☻How do u occupy an idiot? Press down &#8211; Press up&#8230;Press Down&#8230;!  ☻***NEWSFLASH*** Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 100 tampons for £1 &#8230; No [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Silly Quotes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:22:21 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[SMS Silly Quotes ☻Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature ☻All of my friends and I are crazy.Thats what keeps us sane! ☻if barbie is so popular&#8230;.then y do u have 2 buy her friends? ☻I intend to live forever- so far so good For More SMS Silly Quotes visit Fun Post]]></description>
		
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		<title>Blonde Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:21:28 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Blonde Jokes ☻Q : Why are blonde jokes so short? A : So men can remember them.     ☻Q : Why do men like blonde jokes so much? A : Because they can understand them     ☻Q : How do you make a blonde&#8217;s eyes twinkle? A : Shine a flashlight in their ear.         [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Nursery Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:17:35 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Nursery Jokes ☻Mary Mary quite contrairy how does your garden grow? Listen you prat i live in a flat so how the damn do i know. ☻Jack &#38; Jill went up da hill 2 have a little fun.But stupid Jill forgot da pill and now they have a son. ☻Mary had a little lamb &#38; [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Mama Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:17:04 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Mama Jokes &#160; ☻Yo Star Trek nerd so hairy she make Chewbacca look like Jean Luc Picard. ☻Your house is so disgusting that I tripped over a rat, got bitten by a tarantula and to top it off &#8211; the cockroaches nicked ma wallet&#8230; ☻I saw Yo mama at the freak show petting the world&#8217;s [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:16:03 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Marriage Jokes ☻Marriage is not a word. It&#8217;s a sentence&#8230;.(a life sentence!).☻Marriage is a 3-ring circus &#8211; engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering. ☻A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes. ☻A woman was telling her friend , &#8220;It was I who made my husband a [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:15:19 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Crude Jokes ☻Kiss&#8217;s r blown + kiss&#8217;s r wasted kiss&#8217;s rnt kiss&#8217;s unless they r tasted, kiss&#8217;s spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated! ☻How many letters are in the Alphabet?? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him! ☻last night I lay in my [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:13:32 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Cool SMS Jokes ☻ MATCHES MuM: Have you brought the matches home? Son: Yes! Mum: Are they working??? Son: Yes! I have try up all the fire macthes&#8230; It&#8217;s working. ☻KNOWING YOURSELF Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you. [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:12:58 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Adult SMS Jokes ☻Girl: Im like a radio,my mouth spkr,my left breast tuner, right 1 volume. Man:Can I try?(touches d breats)-no sound. Girl:U havent plugged in yet! ☻Nipple Nipple dont be far, can I press u in my car. Up above the chest so high, always milky never dry. Let me suck you, dont feel shy.  [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:11:46 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Love Jokes ☻YOUR SMILE Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. ☻ WHO YOU ARE I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. ☻ I&#8217;M STILL ALIVE&#8230; TaLk 2 me wHen [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:11:25 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Erotic Jokes ☻3 GOOD MANNERS 3 good manners of male penis. 1)Courteous-it stands before performing. 2)Emotional-it cries during the performance. 3)Polite-it bows down after the performance. ☻MISTAKES Learn from your parents&#8217; mistakes &#8211; Use birth control! For more SMS Jokes and Funny TXT &#8211; visit FunPost]]></description>
		
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:09:47 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[  ☻SEX SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it &#38; Feel Gd! U&#8217;ll enjoy it! I&#8217;ll Die w/out SEX, S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everiday, gd for u. ☻SEX ON TEXT Press down&#8230; down more&#8230; Ok more&#8230; YES ahh ohh yes&#8230; almost there&#8230; yeah oh shit harder&#8230; SO GOOD&#8230;! mmmmm&#8230; That&#8217;s [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:08:18 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Indecent Jokes ☻ This sms can only be read by a SEXY person: Try again&#8230;&#8230; Nothing? Sorry, i guess your just not SEXY..HEY! dont force it, ugly git!! ☻ Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well&#8230;Enough about ME! How about you?☻ Beat me bash me bite my bum, ill whip u strip [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:07:22 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[☻We will now upgrade your brain, please wait&#8230;.Searching&#8230;.searching&#8230;still searching&#8230;.sorry,NO BRAIN found&#8230;!☻I&#8217;M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I&#8217;M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING ☻ All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Friendship Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:05:55 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[☻FRIENDSHIP TEST&#8230; thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN&#8217;t cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs &#38; u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe&#8230; ☻FRIENDS True friends are like Diamonds&#8230; they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves&#8230; they are scattered everywhere. For more SMS Jokes and [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Funniest Pun SMS Jokes :)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 May 2006 18:04:53 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[       🙂 The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.  Gravity is studied a lot because it&#8217;s a very attractive field. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I&#8217;ll show you A-flat minor.  A bicycle can&#8217;t stand on its own because it is two-tired.  When [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>The decent ones</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 May 2006 01:13:34 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[☻ KNOWING YOURSELF   Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.                                                               ☻ WHO YOU TRUST   There&#8217;s always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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