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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8995631271601638978.post-63867866363507494872011-08-31T00:10:00.001+06:002011-08-31T00:10:00.529+06:00

"A Cute and Short Love story" . . Girl: hey i've got two words 2 say Boy: what? Girl: I LOVE U Boy: huh.. isn't that 3 words??? Girl: No! Coz (U) and (I) are one!

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Aftr engagemnt! Girl: Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now! Boy: Oho what do u mean, if i m on diet, that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU . . :-D

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8995631271601638978.post-19139088742838408512010-06-21T15:17:00.000+06:002010-06-21T15:17:47.514+06:00

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have? Sweeper: I have the job

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8995631271601638978.post-33320285468682017502010-06-20T04:23:00.000+06:002010-06-20T04:23:21.316+06:00

My girl friend and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8995631271601638978.post-52857058009336968972010-04-21T19:35:00.002+06:002010-04-21T19:35:53.201+06:00

“Did you hear I got married ?" "Oh, that’s good." "No, that’s bad! She’s ugly!" "Oh, that’s bad." "No, that’s good! She’s rich." "Oh, that’s good!" "No, that’s bad! She won’t give me a cent." "Oh, that’s bad." "No, that’s good! She bought me servants and a big house" "Oh, that’s good." "No, that’s b...ad! The house burnt down."... "Oh, that’s bad." "No, that’s good! She was in it."

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8995631271601638978.post-18063119734748433352010-03-26T12:41:00.001+06:002010-03-26T12:41:43.883+06:00

Love is also like a coconut which is good while it is fresh, but you have to spit it out when the juice is gone, what's left tastes bitter.

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8995631271601638978.post-21684377024859273772010-03-14T17:45:00.001+06:002010-04-21T19:38:16.488+06:00

True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8995631271601638978.post-61096968028095543242010-03-14T17:43:00.001+06:002010-03-14T17:43:28.406+06:00

Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8995631271601638978.post-44335842941832084682010-03-14T17:40:00.001+06:002010-03-14T17:40:38.561+06:00

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8995631271601638978.post-66725051722601499972010-03-14T17:38:00.001+06:002010-03-14T17:38:48.294+06:00

Last night , thinking of you, one tear rolled out, i asked why are you out? Tear said there is someone so beautiful in your eyes. now there is no place for me.

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8995631271601638978.post-73653087521889002262010-03-10T07:01:00.001+06:002010-04-21T19:39:18.442+06:00

They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8995631271601638978.post-43670077448192899732010-03-06T19:32:00.001+06:002010-03-06T19:32:45.785+06:00

Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!!

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8995631271601638978.post-29532752856098883432010-03-03T18:51:00.001+06:002010-03-03T18:51:30.185+06:00

To the whole world you are somebody....but to somebody you are the whole world

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8995631271601638978.post-79354365224859434542010-03-01T15:02:00.001+06:002010-04-21T19:38:53.548+06:00

3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you!

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8995631271601638978.post-42070002453754231492010-02-26T19:47:00.001+06:002010-04-21T19:38:53.549+06:00

I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8995631271601638978.post-77666854038469189172010-02-25T19:57:00.001+06:002010-02-25T19:57:07.933+06:00

I am feeling so happy, do you know why? Because i am so lucky, do you know how? Because God loves me.Do you know how? Because he gave me a gift. Do you know what? it's YOU my love.

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8995631271601638978.post-26102977042764304962010-02-25T19:51:00.001+06:002010-02-25T19:51:48.854+06:00

Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8995631271601638978.post-78773168011999390282010-02-22T21:57:00.001+06:002010-02-23T10:22:15.273+06:00

As the new year blossoms, may the journey of your life be fragrant with new opportunities, your days be bright with new hopes and your heart be happy with love! Happy New Year!

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8995631271601638978.post-52741231946385130082010-02-22T21:56:00.001+06:002010-02-23T10:22:15.274+06:00

May the dawning of this New Year, fill your heart with new hopes, open up new horizons and bring for you promises of brighter tomorrows. May you have a great New Year.

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8995631271601638978.post-51774712859747401582010-02-22T21:52:00.001+06:002010-02-23T10:22:15.276+06:00

When you are lonely, I wish you Love!When you are down, I wish you Joy!When you are troubled, I wish you Peace!When things seem empty, I wish you Hope!Have a Happy New Year!

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8995631271601638978.post-42484378588162536162010-02-22T21:50:00.001+06:002010-02-23T10:22:15.277+06:00

May this New Year bring newly found prosperity, love, happiness and delight in your life. wish to you a happy new year.

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8995631271601638978.post-18665788065736105302010-02-22T21:48:00.001+06:002010-02-23T10:22:15.278+06:00

Fill your life with Happiness and Bright and Cheer, Bring to you Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,And it's my New Year wish for you Dear...Wish you a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8995631271601638978.post-29401361525444088382010-02-22T21:45:00.001+06:002010-02-23T10:22:15.279+06:00

Each moment in a day has it's own value. Morning brings HOPE, afternoon brings FAITH, Evening brings LOVE, Night brings REST.Hope you will all of them everyday. HAPPY NEW YEAR

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