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Faraz ki behan farzana

noreply@blogger.com (ANSK) — Sat, 11 Jun 2011 23:22:09 PDT

Hamari muhabbat ka imtehan mat lo
“Faraz ki behan
Farzana”
Hamaray pehlay hee imtehaan honay walay hain
“Salana”
Submitted By: Jahangir

Pathan SMS in English and Urdu

noreply@blogger.com (ANSK) — Sat, 11 Jun 2011 23:19:52 PDT

Pathan nay English kay paper kay leye “My best friend” ka essay yaad kiya
laikin paper main “My Father” essay aa gaya.
Ab uss nay socha kay wohi essay likhta hoon.
Lekin friend ki jaga father ka word lekh donga.
Ab essay kuch youn likha!
Fathers are every where but good fathers are very rare.
I have so many fathers but my best father is Gul Khan.
He is my neighbour.
He comes to my home daily and my mother likes him very much.
He also loves my mother.
I am proud of my father:)

Pakistan vs India World Cup 2011 SMS Message

noreply@blogger.com (ANSK) — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 06:33:37 PDT

Indiaaaa walo zara dekh kar khelnaaa!
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Tumhari sheela jawaan hai,
Munni badnaam hai,
Aur hamara Captain “Shahid Afridi”
Pathan Hai!
Submitted By: Zeeshan

Apne haq main qabool hoti hai

noreply@blogger.com (ANSK) — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 06:29:33 PDT

Jab koi dost apne dost k liye khlus se dua karta hai ,
to wo dua os k dost k haq main baad main aur pehly us,
k apne haq main qabool hoti hai….
Hazrat Ali(R.A)

Bewafaa bohot anmool hotay hain

noreply@blogger.com (ANSK) — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 06:22:57 PDT

Agar muhabbat ki tijarat ka itna shauq hai to,
Yeh baat bhi jaan lo “Aye Dost”
Yahaan wafa ka koi mool nahin hota,
Aur
Bewafaa bohot anmool hotay hain!

Pakistan: 150% increase in the price of food items

noreply@blogger.com (ANSK) — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 05:59:36 PDT

Blessing of Ramadan….
U.A.E: 60% discount on all food items…
India: Only muslims k liyei 60% discount and milk 25 and sugar 25 price,
Qatar: Every food item will sell on its cost price…
Kuwait: 50% discount or “Buy 1 get 1″ free on all food items….
Saudia: 30% discount on all food items….
Bangladesh: 5% discount….
Pakistan: 150% increase in the price of food items…..

Koi baat nahi janu tumhe zehar bhi mainay dia hai

noreply@blogger.com (ANSK) — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 05:44:16 PDT

Admi martay waqat Bivi say: Tumhari almari say 10 lakh ka set
mainay churaya tha or 50 lakh ki car b mene chori ki ti
Bivi: koi baat nahi janu tumhe zehar bhi mainay dia hai.

Microsoft Excel vs Surf Excel Sardar SMS

noreply@blogger.com (ANSK) — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 05:04:34 PDT

Sardar paper dainay gaya,
Examiner nay pocha: What is Microsoft Excel?
Sardar nay kaha: It is a new brand of “SURF EXCEL” to wash computer.
Daagh tau achay hotay hain!

Shayari SMS Sad

noreply@blogger.com (ANSK) — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 04:53:23 PDT

Chup ho kis waja say, hamain maloom nahiin magar…
Dil doob sa jata hai, jab tum yaad nahiin kartay…
Submitted By: Niraj Singh

Advance Bakra EID Mubarak

noreply@blogger.com (ANSK) — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 09:24:07 PDT

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Tumharay liye hai,
Iss ko barray piyaar say kholna,
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/ I WANT YOU /
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/ I LIKE YOU /
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/ I MISS YOU /
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/ MY FRIEND /
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/ EID MUBARAK /
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/ IN ADVANCE /
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Kamyabi hoslon say milti hai

noreply@blogger.com (ANSK) — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 08:57:15 PDT

Hazrat ALI(R.A) nay farmaya,
Kamyabi hoslon say milti hai,
Aur hoslay doston say miltay hain,
Aur dost muqadaron say miltay hain,
Aur muqaddar insaan khud banata hai

Abay circut yeh bata

noreply@blogger.com (ANSK) — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 05:55:36 PDT

Munna Bhai: Abay circut yeh bata agar bina danton kay kutta kat lay tau kiya karna chahiye?
Circut: Simple bhai bolay tau bina sui kay 14 injections lagwanay ka???

Best New Year SMS Greetings

noreply@blogger.com (ANSK) — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 05:35:54 PDT

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2011 has been started
I wish you
Happy New Year
Happy Birthday
Valentine’ Day
23rd March
14 August
Eid ul fitr
Eid ul adha
Friendship
Mother
Father
Dadi Dada
Nani Nana
Children’ Day
365 Good Mornings
After Noons
Evening Nights
Roz roz ka dama nahiin hota mujh say,
Ab pura saal mat kehna kay sms nahiin kiya mainay!

Pathan zindabad

noreply@blogger.com (ANSK) — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 05:27:08 PDT

1 pathan dosra say: Yaar 1 new surf se shirt dhoi to wo choti ho gae,
ab kia karoon?
2nd pathan: use surf se naha lay, puri aa jay gi…..
Pathan zindabad

As the sun of 2010 ses in & makes way to 2011

noreply@blogger.com (ANSK) — Sun, 13 Mar 2011 07:21:13 PDT

As the sun of 2010 ses in & makes way to 2011,
Hope the New Year fills your life with,
The everlasting glow of
Happiness,
Merriment & Good fortune.
Happy New Year!

Mohsin Naqvi Ghazal

noreply@blogger.com (ANSK) — Sun, 13 Mar 2011 07:06:17 PDT

Dasht-e-dariya kay yeh uss paar kahan tak jaati,
Ghar ki deewar thi, deewar kahaan ta jati,
Mitt gaee hasrat-e-deedar bhi rafta rafta,
Hijr main hasrat-e-deedar kahaan tak jati,
Thak gaye hoont tera naam bhi laitay laitay,
Aik hi lafz ki takraar kahaan tak jaati,
Tau bohot door bohot door geya tha mujh say,
Meri awaaz meray yaar kahaan tak jaati,
Har taraf husn kay bazaar lagay thay MOHSIN,
Meri chashm-e-kharidaar kahaan tak jaati!

Yaarab apnay mehboob ka jalwa dikha day

noreply@blogger.com (ANSK) — Sun, 13 Mar 2011 05:44:41 PDT

Yaarab apnay mehboob ka jalwa dikha day,
Iss husn-e-mujasam ka sapna dikha day,
Bas meray dil ki yehi dua hai Maalik,
Iss sms message parhnay walay ko MADINA dikha day,
Ameen!

Allah all mighty ka naam aaj ki date main nazar aye ga

noreply@blogger.com (ANSK) — Sun, 13 Mar 2011 05:13:53 PDT

Allah all mighty ka naam aaj ki date main nazar aye ga!
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Its not a miracle, siwaye usskay k uss kay chahnay walay ussay har cheez main dhoond laitay hain.
Dua hai uss pak zaat say k apni rahmaton aur inayaton kay darwazy hum gunhagaro par band na karain.
Aur hum sab ko, puri ummat ko bakhsh dain.
Ameen!
Good Morning

Pathan naswar le kr pohanch gaya

noreply@blogger.com (ANSK) — Fri, 11 Mar 2011 05:46:31 PST

Ek pathan ko seelab zadgan se bohat maar parri
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kiyoun?
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kyun k khan sab seelab zadgan ke imdad k ley 3 truck
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Naswar le kr pohanch gaya.

Valentine’s Day SMS For Friends

noreply@blogger.com (ANSK) — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 09:21:25 PST

100 bewafai kabool hai 1 wafa kay liye
100 ansu kabool hain 1 hansi ke liye
Hum to mohtaj hain aap ke pyar ke liye
100 dushman kabool hain aap ke pyar ke liye
Happy valentine Day!

Six ahadees sms message

noreply@blogger.com (ANSK) — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 22:04:16 PST

1) Jo shakhs hr wqt bawuzu rahega, ALLAH uski rozi kushada farmaega.
2) ALLAH ki khushi, bap ki khushi me Allah ki narazgi bap ki nrazgi me hy.
3) Sood or hram kamai khaney waly ki dua qabool nhi hoti.
4) Jis ne apni namazon ki fikar chordi ALLAH ne uski fiqr chordi.
5) Hr Farz Namaz k bad AYAT-UL-KURSI parhney wale aur janat k drmyan sirf maut hy.
6) ALLAH us shaks ko abad krta hai jo Hadis sun k dosron tak pohnchata ha.
Good morning!

Aao k koi khawab haseen aurh k so jayain

noreply@blogger.com (ANSK) — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 21:46:27 PST

Tabeer to kb apny muqadar mein hai koi?
Aao k koi khawab haseen aurh k so jayain
GOOD NIGHT

Hazrat Luqman ki apnay baitay ko Nasihat

noreply@blogger.com (ANSK) — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 21:20:43 PST

Hazrat Luqman ki apnay baitay ko Nasihat;
Aay baitay! kisi Aurat kay peechay jany ki bajaye
kisi sher kay peechay chaley jana behtar hai.
Is liye kay sher palta to jaan chali jay gi…
Magar Aurat palti to Emaan chala jaye ga.

Morning with 9 beautiful points

noreply@blogger.com (ANSK) — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 20:41:25 PST

“9 Beautiful points”
1: Kisi Muslman ki Taraf Muskura kar dekhna sadqa hai
2: Sanjida Rehna wala hamesha izzat pata hai
3: Imaan par maot jannat me jane ki sanad hai
4: Nafsk khilaf jihad karna Jihad-E-Akbar hai
5: Maa baap ki khidmat dono jahan me azmat hai
6: Marnay wale se Ibrat hasil karo
7: Jis ne sabar kia us ne sab kuchh pa lia
8: Jo chup raha us ne nijaat paei
9: Gunah se bachna sab se bari neki hai…..
G@@d M@rning

Final dekhny aya hun

noreply@blogger.com (ANSK) — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 04:48:38 PST

Ek shaddi me dulhan ka pehla mangaitar bhi saj dhj k aya,
kisi ny pucha k kya ap dulha hain?
Us ny kaha G nahi me semi final me haar gya tha,
Final dekhny aya hun.