tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47517104958181406032024-11-09T00:38:34.945+08:00SMS Text Jokes for fun-loving texters. Share your funny text jokes online.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger87125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4751710495818140603.post-29756682387257084572011-05-17T10:38:00.002+08:002011-05-17T10:39:34.055+08:00Sa isang hotel...<br />BF: Ako ba talaga first time mo?<br /><br />GF: Oo nga, bakit ba lahat kayo yan ang tinatanong!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4751710495818140603.post-40260868998812882762010-07-05T23:30:00.002+08:002010-07-05T23:35:42.338+08:00Mike: Glo, kung sakaling di ako makaligtas sa gagawing By-pass operation sa akin, gusto ko sana kung mamatay ako ay katabi ko si Erap at si Jinggoy!!<br /><br />GMA: Di ba kaaway natin mga yun? bakit gusto mo silang makatabi?<br /><br />Mike: Gusto ko kasing mamatay na katulad ni Kristo eh......nasa gitna ng dalawang magnanakaw!! <br /><br />GMA: jejeje, patawa ka tlga. Anjan nmn si mikey at dado.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4751710495818140603.post-42989920024530125212010-07-05T23:24:00.000+08:002010-07-05T23:25:30.579+08:00Mapapawalang bisa ang kasal ni GMA at Mike Arroyo. <br /><br />Kasi magkapatid pala sila, sabi ni Susan Roces: <br />“Ang sinungaling ay kapatid ng magnanakaw”Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4751710495818140603.post-18174528547380940092010-07-05T23:21:00.000+08:002010-07-05T23:23:16.902+08:00GMA: Sana palarin akong makamit ang katangian nla Cory at Susan Roces.<br /><br />Inquirer: Ang pagiging matapang ba nila?<br /><br />GMA: Hinde. Yung pagiging biyuda nila. Wala sanang problema ang bayan.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4751710495818140603.post-32967924308840910042010-07-05T23:17:00.001+08:002010-07-05T23:19:09.743+08:00BUBOY: Pare, bilib na talaga ako sayo dami mo nang commercials ah..<br /><br />PACMAN: Hindi naman madami, ilan lng naman yon..<br /><br />BUBOY: Ano bang pinaka latest mong ginawa?<br /><br />PACMAN: Ay naku, hindi mo pa nakita? Ice cream na pinopromote ko ngayon..<br /><br />BUBOY: Ganun ba, Magnolia ba yan?<br /><br />PACMAN: (kumakanta) "ice cream, ice cream, Magic Sing.."Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4751710495818140603.post-58240689559180789612010-07-05T23:14:00.000+08:002010-07-05T23:16:13.974+08:00pacman: honey, buksan mo naman yung sweets.<br /><br />jinkee: nasaan honey?? ang sweet mu naman may pasalubong ka pa sa akin...<br /><br />pacman: tange! yung sweets ng ilaw! ang dilim kaya!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4751710495818140603.post-4836698370441832132008-07-06T19:33:00.003+08:002008-07-08T11:49:05.209+08:00<span style="font-style:italic;">Bartolome:</span> Repapiks, alam mo no.1 nggustuhang ugali ng tao sakin? ngccmula sa "<span style="font-weight:bold;">A</span>"<br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Tukmol:</span> Ahh Approachable <br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Bartolome:</span> hndi eh<br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Tukmol:</span> Affectionate?<br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Bartolome:</span> ndi rin<br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Tukmol:</span> anu ba yun?<br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Bartolome:</span> ANEST pare.. <br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Tukmol:</span> ahh ANEST n tanga hehe..Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4751710495818140603.post-88275196722193787642008-06-17T23:49:00.004+08:002008-07-08T19:38:22.751+08:00Pacman: Sumuko na kau!! <br /><br />ASG: ssuko lng kmi pg naii-spell mo CEASEFIRE! <br /><br />Pacman: Naku po... ehh.. Tuloy ang laban! durugin!pddlhan ko kau ng chrysanthemum sa burol nyo gunggong! <br /><br />ASG: spell CHRYSANTHEMUM!<br /><br />Pacman: ahhhmmmm.. Pakyu! bingi! sbi ko rose!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4751710495818140603.post-1900345522332189262008-03-29T14:01:00.004+08:002008-07-08T11:50:36.581+08:00<span style="font-style: italic;">GMA &amp; her fmily rding an airplane...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">GMA:</span> wt if i throw 1 check worth 1 million pesos to make at least 1 filipino hapi?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">FG Mike:</span> honey, why not throw 2 checks worth half a million pesos to make 2 filipinos hapi?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mikee:</span> Mom, why not throw 4 checks worth quarter a million to make 4 filipinos hapi?<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Finally her grand daughter spoke:</span><br /><br />"<span style="font-weight:bold;">grandma, why not throw urself out of d window to make millions of filipino hapi?!</span>"Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4751710495818140603.post-68834549081495898862008-03-06T22:03:00.003+08:002008-07-08T11:51:13.971+08:00<span style="font-style: italic;">"Kung may rabies man ang laway mo<br /><br />Willing akong mabaliw.<br /><br />Mahalikan lang kita"</span><br /><br />Ohhh c'mon<br /><br />Sobra na toh!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4751710495818140603.post-33878284863167425612007-12-08T11:22:00.001+08:002008-07-08T11:51:59.189+08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSRCzJ6sx39sZyIPsu598aqeIRcinx7t36mg23Klg8ttkLyGEj2UaeOo1oKjeYrWs2ZQtX1WF-DY3f_y7E4mxBwSv93Rxz8pMUK7Jb2FI0EG3Bn5zzGkgiQewe7JKu-pFFoVBVr-xAVUVb/s1600-h/bendy-german-horse.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSRCzJ6sx39sZyIPsu598aqeIRcinx7t36mg23Klg8ttkLyGEj2UaeOo1oKjeYrWs2ZQtX1WF-DY3f_y7E4mxBwSv93Rxz8pMUK7Jb2FI0EG3Bn5zzGkgiQewe7JKu-pFFoVBVr-xAVUVb/s200/bendy-german-horse.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5141438761235832242" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Nguusap ang mgkumpare...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Kulas</span>: Pare, prang balyena misis ko...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Tikoy</span>: gnun ba... mg-horseback riding sya kamo!<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">mkraan ang 1 buwan....</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Kulas</span>: Pare effective! nbwasan ng 10 kilo<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Tikoy</span>: sbi ko sayo eh!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Kulas</span>: nbwasan ng 10 kilo yung kbayo!<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" >Submitted by:<br />electricfan @ gmail.com</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4751710495818140603.post-86478747613761867562007-12-08T11:14:00.001+08:002008-07-08T11:53:13.647+08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRPb1UGhyxDddZO5m330wLXXyIrq5pxf0gpwhoc6SCycsEZyFoonbCdg3V59-Q7t0mtORuTwpWVPN4Wy3UmO5lHRwFqPOa0XiKqylD3IE4UgWms0Pd2wQfTexwxRoqGKLahdAvVt1eNYN1/s1600-h/spiderman28.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRPb1UGhyxDddZO5m330wLXXyIrq5pxf0gpwhoc6SCycsEZyFoonbCdg3V59-Q7t0mtORuTwpWVPN4Wy3UmO5lHRwFqPOa0XiKqylD3IE4UgWms0Pd2wQfTexwxRoqGKLahdAvVt1eNYN1/s200/spiderman28.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5141436416183688610" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Why God Invented menopause..</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">Once upon a time a 75 yr. old Lola gave birth...<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Apo</span>: Lola, lola pakarga ng baby mo<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mother Lola</span>: mmya na apo..<br /><br />(after an hour)<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Apo</span>: Lola blis, asan na c baby?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mother Lola</span>: lintek na.... antayin n lng nting umiyak, san ko nga ba nailapag yun!<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" >Submitted by:<br />baker055 @ yahoo.com</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4751710495818140603.post-68934173020733952902007-12-08T11:03:00.001+08:002008-07-08T11:54:10.926+08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsD5Z5WOTW406dX6vBNgEEq6NzeuBBi3hd821TuPA5uc7H0m1SZmZTXmD2VWhvOMmNCHZTaVyvGr_U6tvRJR75O1m9xAo0yYRpNwJDZKzP1q4UOBbC_I-QqjUNwadZfGLw1sCMg6IKpbt9/s1600-h/gramps-popeye.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 180px; height: 138px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsD5Z5WOTW406dX6vBNgEEq6NzeuBBi3hd821TuPA5uc7H0m1SZmZTXmD2VWhvOMmNCHZTaVyvGr_U6tvRJR75O1m9xAo0yYRpNwJDZKzP1q4UOBbC_I-QqjUNwadZfGLw1sCMg6IKpbt9/s200/gramps-popeye.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5141434002412068242" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">C Bruno laya na sa Munti mtpos ang 10 taon, gustong ilabas ang init s ktwan..</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Bruno</span>: kht ano bbnatan ko na.. L na L nko<br /><br />nkakita ng kambing.... binanatan ang kambing<br /><br />mya mya ay may sumigaw n babaeng humihingi ng tulong..<br /><br />tnulungan ni Bruno ang babae, bilang kbayaran pumayag ang babae sa kht anong naisin ni Bruno<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Bruno</span>: ahhm gnun ba.. cge Miss pkihwakan yung Kambing, ang likot eh...<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" >Submitted by:<br />acgawat @ yahoo.com</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4751710495818140603.post-11015467288612908292007-12-08T10:41:00.001+08:002008-07-08T11:54:43.914+08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhIlHBvqerLVurkwq68AYzXxusziqJS5HceBttlrYRjGPoe82AsaQ0g_V08XuLojskMaP3rlsNXPsRN41Yb2EePvKvgG1OTO6WpoFhnwdy-cBmgr2Vm9Y-VKQiLrKxRI9-1-Mhp0JvTCyq/s1600-h/old-woman.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 159px; height: 195px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhIlHBvqerLVurkwq68AYzXxusziqJS5HceBttlrYRjGPoe82AsaQ0g_V08XuLojskMaP3rlsNXPsRN41Yb2EePvKvgG1OTO6WpoFhnwdy-cBmgr2Vm9Y-VKQiLrKxRI9-1-Mhp0JvTCyq/s200/old-woman.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5141428247155891586" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">sa loob ng siksikang bus...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Konduktor</span>: Lola psensiya na po puno na! Payag po ba kyo ng patayo?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Lola</span>: Tnamaan ka ng Lintek! kung inabot mo lang yung kabataan ko, kahit ptuwad payag ako!<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" >Submitted By:<br />natu_cs @ hotmail.com</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4751710495818140603.post-55196540378189566172007-12-08T10:28:00.001+08:002008-07-08T11:55:20.239+08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmLBBb5se_T42F9U3Av9sRRvfSKiLjcalcQdF4UWTmKO1HklP8vtuduKAfncpsJZyHDl62nXICt6DCqxbDAiBHikn8IhMxFnTmiP5ky3FPa9ujlvfCsRIGEv5hBNZwcKHNVOUGon0zNC-W/s1600-h/autobots_logo_sm.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 190px; height: 190px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmLBBb5se_T42F9U3Av9sRRvfSKiLjcalcQdF4UWTmKO1HklP8vtuduKAfncpsJZyHDl62nXICt6DCqxbDAiBHikn8IhMxFnTmiP5ky3FPa9ujlvfCsRIGEv5hBNZwcKHNVOUGon0zNC-W/s200/autobots_logo_sm.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5141425652995644786" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">C Pedring npadaan sa footbridge, naawa sa batang plubi....</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Pedro</span>: Bata, nkka mgkno ka sa 1 araw?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Pulubi</span>: Ng-umpisa kc ko ng alas-6. eh mg aalas-12 na, nka 80 n ko.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Pedro</span>: ahh ndi n msama noh? eh ano mbibili mo jan?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Pulubi</span>: Pwde na 'tong isang espresso macchiato sa starbucks!<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><br /><br />kweng kweng! ahehehe!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFB00zk1sCp8OEMr1igbX6Wtk7Cvu4liP2ZdiA2v_7vMvELMJuURaIlWuGcJkWWpTb0_lh1bj8HtDt4KV84Fal6XwfFr8DY_od3PoHgBPTWupZUDJkP-NWMcmi7S8ctvevtJCwxybHgOSl/s1600-h/winner.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFB00zk1sCp8OEMr1igbX6Wtk7Cvu4liP2ZdiA2v_7vMvELMJuURaIlWuGcJkWWpTb0_lh1bj8HtDt4KV84Fal6XwfFr8DY_od3PoHgBPTWupZUDJkP-NWMcmi7S8ctvevtJCwxybHgOSl/s200/winner.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5142657707314175426" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" >Submitted by:<br />cherubinangel @ gmail.com</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4751710495818140603.post-75742270092139700572007-12-08T10:18:00.001+08:002008-07-08T11:56:52.406+08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9o3KPnrjYNABVKUOPc2AiMcv3EJABiPvH6RnLK6EeHH3ys___96vcjHkm4g8CwWWFFKd6Tsu9sqdJ8IiSjzSA_kzLR4ym-vGDSjKG278oPA7-z8gRKzjzye-6neg_A1zfYcAUilSiL-61/s1600-h/Mr.+Bean++Laden.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 191px; height: 174px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9o3KPnrjYNABVKUOPc2AiMcv3EJABiPvH6RnLK6EeHH3ys___96vcjHkm4g8CwWWFFKd6Tsu9sqdJ8IiSjzSA_kzLR4ym-vGDSjKG278oPA7-z8gRKzjzye-6neg_A1zfYcAUilSiL-61/s200/Mr.+Bean++Laden.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5141422874151804258" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">Sa loob ng jeep na may driver na duleng...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Bata</span>: mgkano po hnggang Rotonda?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Driver</span>: 10.00<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Bata</span>: (dumukot sa bulsa, limang piso n lng ang pera) dbale duleng nmn toh eh hehe, mgging tngin nya sa 5 piso eh 10 piso hehe... "Mama, byad oh!"<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Driver</span>: Hoy kulang toh!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Bata</span>: Dba 10 piso yan?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Driver</span>: Eh 2 kayo eh!<br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">submitted by:<br />beeds00@ yahoo.com</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4751710495818140603.post-21283428664646577812007-12-08T10:13:00.001+08:002008-07-08T11:57:25.211+08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAPZ0w23MV98UaJ-gIFO1xthfO43jNatO-SNSZuJGKtMLR96FsYDBG-eYFqVo1nkX01h2P0a14AMwJi5JIJD7dPz0OzvqJNqruCFJz5GIlfSeCarMXofbODhaX9VBHuuJEzcX1Lx_J0WC4/s1600-h/deathtrap.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAPZ0w23MV98UaJ-gIFO1xthfO43jNatO-SNSZuJGKtMLR96FsYDBG-eYFqVo1nkX01h2P0a14AMwJi5JIJD7dPz0OzvqJNqruCFJz5GIlfSeCarMXofbODhaX9VBHuuJEzcX1Lx_J0WC4/s200/deathtrap.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5141420417430510930" border="0" /></a>Ndi pumsok khpon c Pedro,kya tnnong cya ng knyng guro<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Guro</span>: Pedro Bkt wl k khpn?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />Pedro</span>: Absent po q eh..<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" ><br />Submitted by:<br />deathtrap_017 @ yahoo.com</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4751710495818140603.post-66710774558899574182007-12-08T10:09:00.001+08:002008-07-08T11:57:44.278+08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhmkIes-yWqyngSPrabtyBjzkN9eyrxDQYq_VG29Vh3V3-o-sEDTuqTZoZoa98_eRXB7AfR4AbSIBtQDNDW9KLr6ODmtnLZeAQrMtw8sK2NAddf20HZ4KZQDX8bpuLXPxxO7CfJDGWHu7I/s1600-h/bentong.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhmkIes-yWqyngSPrabtyBjzkN9eyrxDQYq_VG29Vh3V3-o-sEDTuqTZoZoa98_eRXB7AfR4AbSIBtQDNDW9KLr6ODmtnLZeAQrMtw8sK2NAddf20HZ4KZQDX8bpuLXPxxO7CfJDGWHu7I/s200/bentong.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5141419369458490690" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Lalake</span>: Ate, pakwan nga<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Aling Nena</span>: papaya ako eh..<br /><br />ahihihi :-)<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" ><br />Submitted by:<br />ma_chou_petite15 @ yahoo.com</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4751710495818140603.post-53695988421696526802007-11-26T15:06:00.002+08:002008-07-08T12:04:31.255+08:00<span style="font-style: italic;">Q &amp; A Portion sa Ms. Gay Universe...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Host:</span> Ms. USA, how wud u dscribe a male organ in ur country?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">MS USA:</span> I wud say male organs in america are like gentleman. Bcos it stands evrytym it sees a woman.<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(palakpakan!)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Host:</span> Ms. Spain, how wud u dscribe a male organ in ur country?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">MS Spain:</span> I wud say male organs in spain are like toros in our very own bullfyt. Bcos it charges evrytym it sees an opening!<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(palakpakan!)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Host:</span> Ms. Philippines, how wud u dscribe a male organ in ur country?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Diego:</span> ah well opcors.. hihihi, i wud say male organs in our country are like Chismax.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Host:</span> huh Chismax??<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Diego:</span> ayy sori kuwan, I mean it's like Gossip.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Host:</span> hmm interesting, why?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Diego:</span> ahihihi dyahe... bcoz it passes from mouth to mouth.<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(STANDING OVATION)</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4751710495818140603.post-69578022982863365302007-11-22T23:49:00.001+08:002008-07-08T11:58:43.601+08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnTKy5YtNcoXzuNvlKf1E7zQLFEtM7qTLbwIR6IZmTTH-ZxGUiRormUGoJx00gYxiyy5YSusHz1r6pUnPoJG34lqE_3_SLafrkvoXbDpDnayfNPj2D1ow51Rstq_iEY2NNT6BSrAxRNjcx/s1600-h/Yaby0uh.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnTKy5YtNcoXzuNvlKf1E7zQLFEtM7qTLbwIR6IZmTTH-ZxGUiRormUGoJx00gYxiyy5YSusHz1r6pUnPoJG34lqE_3_SLafrkvoXbDpDnayfNPj2D1ow51Rstq_iEY2NNT6BSrAxRNjcx/s200/Yaby0uh.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5135692980008998898" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">boy</span>: pabili<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">tndera</span>: anu un?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">boy</span>: meron ba kaung skats tape ung tig-piso?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">tndera</span>: mron<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">bata</span>: mgkanu?<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" ><br />Submitted by:<br />quizzah_2@ yahoo.com</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4751710495818140603.post-41726295385918976052007-11-22T14:50:00.001+08:002008-07-08T11:59:16.800+08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisz2p8RMTHpxxKWLkBA_mtu2wBBrK2DrP-HaTK-j6y9HaBpdrKwHZlhd7cUlpvcB-45qw-RkgACAJ_pW8fLhT0oXHhbr9dfQDin3uRabmvfSX1e96WiozGCA0YHBa4n4Ze9ek5EIo_Bjd_/s1600-h/deathtrap.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisz2p8RMTHpxxKWLkBA_mtu2wBBrK2DrP-HaTK-j6y9HaBpdrKwHZlhd7cUlpvcB-45qw-RkgACAJ_pW8fLhT0oXHhbr9dfQDin3uRabmvfSX1e96WiozGCA0YHBa4n4Ze9ek5EIo_Bjd_/s200/deathtrap.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5135554218205599714" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">Nguusap ang mg-kumare</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Inday</span>: mare kulng p kmi ng 1ng miembro, bk gus2 mo sumli s pluwgan<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Tere</span>: d pd e.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Inday</span>: bkt nmn?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Tere</span>: virgin p q eh<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" ><br />Submitted by:<br />deathtrap_017 @ yahoo.com</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4751710495818140603.post-29715815739564639982007-11-14T21:54:00.001+08:002008-07-08T12:00:33.593+08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgVs1ZTwZGaOvRPIQ5CWK3cUwBXqb9Ef2yt1LDSsf5qSGam3tN0GQhf8-gX89T2LSz4mHZQkeEh1_y5HePGHDPPZIByroxq0D_E-z0STG4UmuSxYvCrdDoF2qMoavUzy_rbwMmbUU-EvuA/s1600-h/ian.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgVs1ZTwZGaOvRPIQ5CWK3cUwBXqb9Ef2yt1LDSsf5qSGam3tN0GQhf8-gX89T2LSz4mHZQkeEh1_y5HePGHDPPZIByroxq0D_E-z0STG4UmuSxYvCrdDoF2qMoavUzy_rbwMmbUU-EvuA/s200/ian.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5133348408901720002" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Ang magkumpareng sina Tado at Dagul ay nag-uusap tungkol sa mga boy nila...<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">TADO</span>: Alm mo pareng Dagul, ang bobo tlga ng boy ko! gusto mo ptunayan ko!? teka,tatawagin ko lang... PEKTO! hlika nga dito!..<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">PEKTO</span>: bkt po sir?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">TADO</span>: Eto 5 piso,bumili ka ng 4 na case ng Softdrinks sa kanto..bilis..!<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">PEKTO</span>: Yes SIR!<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">TADO</span>: Tignan mo na?ang bobo talaga ng boy ko!?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">DAGUL</span>: Yan na ba yung pinagmamalaki mong boy?!...wala pa yan sa boy ko...mas bobo yun! RICHARD!!!pumunta ka nga rito!!!..<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">RICHARD</span>: bkt po sir?....<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">DAGUL</span>: Pumunta ka nga sa Store namin..tignan mo kung andun ako!...<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">RICHARD</span>: yes sir!<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">DAGUL</span>: Tgnan mo na...mas bobo tlga boy ko..matalino pa nga yung sayo eh...<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">nagkita ang 2 boy<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">PEKTO</span>: alm mo,tanga rin yung amo ko eh!<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Richard</span>:bkt nmn?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">PEKTO</span>: biruin mo,5 piso para sa 4 na case ng softdrinks??!!!...eh para namang kaya kong buhatin yun mag-isa!<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">RICHARD</span>: mas tanga amo ko...<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">PEKTO</span>: bkt nmn?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">RICHARD</span>: eh kc nmn...pnapunta pa ako sa store nla pra tgnan kung andun dw sya...eh may cellphone nmn sya pra itxt yung mga tao dun para tnungin kung andun siya!<br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Submitted by: Ian</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">ian_pagaduan @ yahoo.com</span></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4751710495818140603.post-37897515832911462352007-11-14T17:33:00.001+08:002008-07-08T12:02:15.864+08:00<span style="font-style: italic;">Madre sumakay ng taxi...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Driver</span>: pwde bang humingi ng fvor sister, mtgal ko ng gustong mka-kiss ng madre eh... trip lng!<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Madre</span>: sa isang kondsyon, dpt Katoliko ka at binata<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">driver</span>: oo nmn, single ako, deboto p ko ng Nazareno<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">...kya pngbgyan ng madre n mka-kiss ang driver</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">driver</span>: tnk u sister, ahhmm may ikkumpisal pla ko.. ngcnungaling ako.. Muslim ako, 5 asawa ko<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Madre</span>: ahh no problem, manong para! ma-lalate nko sa costume party... by d way im Boyet! charing!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4751710495818140603.post-63366346924481466622007-11-14T17:29:00.001+08:002008-07-08T12:03:57.232+08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">May ari</span>: hoy gago!!! Huli ka ngaun! kw pla dumudugas ng niyog ko ha!! bumaba ka dyan!! Jojombagin kita jan!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Magnanakaw</span>: oo na huli n kung huli!!! ndi yung ginugulat mo pa ako!!! eh pno kung mahulog ako dito!! pakyu!!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4751710495818140603.post-69451892950140386762007-11-14T17:26:00.002+08:002008-07-08T12:05:10.741+08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Pare1:</span> pare bkt ka tulala!!<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Pare2:</span> asawa ko naghire ng driver gwapo, bata at macho<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Pare1:</span> bkt?? selos ka??<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Pare2:</span> ndi nmn, shocked lng ako.. prang msrap siya!!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0