SmsHoot

give you a shower

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 02:48:00 -0700

If I was dog and you were flower

If I was dog and you were flower

I would raise my leg and give you a shower!

easy to start, difficult to end

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 02:47:00 -0700

Love is like a war,

easy to start,

difficult to end.

What do you want

peace or war?

wishing well works

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 02:47:00 -0700

You & me went to a wishing well.

I bent down threw a coin & made a wish.

You bent down a little more n fell into well.

I shouted Aaila.. IT WORKS

age of drinks

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 02:45:00 -0700

age of drinks;

1 to 3 milk

3 to 8 cerelac

9 to 13 horlicks

14 to 25 bear

26 to 40 whisky

41 to 60 tonic

after 60 anytime

“GANGA JAL”

the little prayer I just sent

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 02:43:00 -0700

If you suddenly smile & feel

good & you are not quite sure why.

It might have something to do with

the little prayer I just sent your way!!

to see your evergreen smile

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 02:43:00 -0700

If each leaf of a tree is your smile

then I promise you my dear,

I will water it through out my life

to see your evergreen smile forever

join you in bed

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 02:41:00 -0700

1 evening I will come to you room,

lock the door,

turn off the lights,

join you in bed.

I’ll come closer to you,

my lips near your face….

and

I’ll shout: have a great night

ability to keep a good attitude

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 02:41:00 -0700

Patience is not the ability to wait

but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting,

knowing well that God makes everything

beautiful in his time.

geographical definition of love

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 02:39:00 -0700

What’s the geographical definition of love?

It’s an action done by Pol-land

into Hol-land between Thai-land,

occasionally with a little help from Greece!

when you comes to my mind

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 02:38:00 -0700

It is the Mayuri which dances when it rains,

It is the Koyal which sings when Autumn comes,

It is my Heart which does both

when your thought comes to my mind.

devils would become friends

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 02:37:00 -0700

When I was born God said “Another devil ”

When you were born God said “Aila competition”

but who knew that 1 day these

2 devils would become friends

passion to get things done

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 02:37:00 -0700

Leadership is not about the size of your office

or

title on your business card.

Its about the depth of your commitment

&

your passion to get things done.

a man without dream

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 02:36:00 -0700

The poorest man on earth

is not the one without money,

but is the one without a dream.

trusts on your abilities

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 02:35:00 -0700

A bird sitting on the branch of a tree

doesn’t get frightened by the shaking branch,

b’cse the bird trusts not the Branch,

but its Wings!!

rose will fade away

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 02:34:00 -0700

Freshness of a rose will fade away,

wells will run dry

and

sweetness of an ice cream

will not last more than 5min

but the memories of a friend

like you will last forever

the way to keep loving

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 02:28:00 -0700

People say that smoking is not good

but it is the way to keep loving

cos

S=send

M=me

O=one

K=kiss

E=everyday

love is heat which is very sweet

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 02:27:00 -0700

Love is heat

which is very sweet

Love is incomplete

till two lips meet.

Mmmmuahh!

whole the day I think of you

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 02:26:00 -0700

In the morning I do not eat

because I think of you,

at noon I do not eat

because I think of you,

in the evening I do not eat

because I think of you,

at night I do not sleep

because I am hungry

be a first place Winner

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 02:26:00 -0700

Always try to be a first place Winner,

coz the second place winner is the first Loser.

you once desired for it

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 02:25:00 -0700

Don’t spoil what you have

by desiring what you don’t have

coz what you have now

is one of the many things

you once desired for.

Medical poem

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 02:23:00 -0700

Medical poem

When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!

When you don’t breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!(what a poem!)

open your hearts to receive love

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 02:23:00 -0700

Open Hearts receive (love)

Open minds receive (wisdom)

open hands receive (gift)

only SPECIAL PEOPLE RECEIVE THIS MESSAGE

made a list of special people

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 02:22:00 -0700

I made a list of Special people

in My Life with a Pencil,

When your name comes,

I decided to use a permanent Marker.

Bcoz I want to keep you in My life forever.

sayings of the things

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 02:21:00 -0700

Money says EARN me lot,

Time says PLAN me lot,

Flower says LOVE me lot,

Study says LEARN me lot,

SMS says SEND me lot,

And l say REMEMBER me lot.

sim card with life time validity

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 02:20:00 -0700

Q- What is the height of CONFIDENCE?
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Ans- A 99 years old woman buying a SIM card with LIFE-TIME validity.