Sms Ka Maza

Usay kah do k chora hi ha to yad bhi na aaya karay

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 08:00:00 +0000

Usay kah do k chora hi ha to yad bhi na aaya karay
!…faraz…!
Us ke yaad mahfil ma bhi tanha kar date ha

Nend Se Kya Shikwa Karen

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 07:59:00 +0000

Nend Se Kya Shikwa Karen
FAraz
Nend Tu Ajaegi
Karsor To Tairay Chehray Ka Ha
Jo Mujhy Soony Nahi Daita

Catch her by her waist…

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 06:24:00 +0000

Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI
Luv You Oye Bubbly!!

Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 06:23:00 +0000

Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi
Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi

Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna Chahti Thi
Main Us Se Kuch Puchna Chahta Tha

Dono Ise Uljan Mein Bethe Rahe
Aur Exam Over Ho Gaya…

Vodafone walon ka KUTTA

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 06:20:00 +0000

Vodafone walon ka KUTTA
Aaj subah he chal bsa,
Ab wo Monkey se Add krwaana chahte hain.
Tujhe
Meri
Dosti
ki
Kasam,

Kahin Chhup Ja ;o)

Baap: Itne kum marks..??

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 05:25:00 +0000

Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagane chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!
maine to us kaminey master
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hai…!!

Husband to Wife: Tum meri Zindagi ho,

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 05:24:00 +0000

Husband to Wife: Tum meri Zindagi ho,
Aur…

Wife: Aur Kya?

Aur…

Tell me aur kya?
Wife shouted: Tell me aur kya?

Husband: Aur Laanat hai aisi zindagi par :(

I saw a Dream last night

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 05:21:00 +0000

I saw a Dream last night
Only You and Me…
You know what happened ??

You were looking so Innocent..
Coz I was eating Maggi
And you were saying:

“Ek Chammach Khila De Naa… Plzzz”

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 05:19:00 +0000

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
`
Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
`
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan…
`
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar
`
Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri..

I am your girlfriend:

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 05:10:00 +0000

I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

Happy April Fools Day

Congratulations!

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 05:09:00 +0000

Congratulations!

After 40 years and 40 days, You’ve made it!
This is the last page.

Thank you for visiting the End of the Internet.

If you Click your back button, It will not work!

NO links on this page will work!

Now, “SHUT” down your computer and do something productive!

Write 60 letters and mail them at the post office…
Have lunch at the kitchen table…
Take your doggie for a walk…
Go play Bingo…
Go for a swim…
Go read a book…

Shout HIP – HIP – HORRAY!

And don’t forget…
Tell your friends YOU found “The End Of The Internet.”

Happy April Fool.!

Plz don”t read this

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 05:09:00 +0000

Plz don”t read this
Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!

A – U r Attractive

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 05:08:00 +0000

A – U r Attractive
B – U r the Best
C – U r Cute
D – U r Dear 2 Me
E – U r Excellent
F – U r Funny
G – U r Good-Looking
H – hehehe
I – I’m
J – JOKING

Happy April Fool Day!

FOOL ne

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 05:07:00 +0000

FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL’s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY

HAPPY APRIL FOOL – 2011!!!

Have a nice foolish day ahead….

In hasino se Rasme Wafaor Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 05:04:00 +0000

In hasino se Rasme Wafaor Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!

Aap jaisa koi meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye
Aap jaisa cute meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye
Aap jaisa cute meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye
Aap jaisa bewakoof meri jhhoti baaton per yakeen kare to “APRIL FOOL” banjaye…

Attendence..
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu….?

Advance Aprilfool sms

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 04:53:00 +0000

Advance Aprilfool sms
31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools

Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl?
April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll

Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap

Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai
beautiful beautiful?
aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai
? aprilfool, aprilfool ?

plz cal me urgent..

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 04:51:00 +0000

plz cal me urgent..
`
`
`
`
janab msg to pura padh liya kro. pata nhi kon kub pahle april fool bana de.

I Have Changed My Number,

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 04:50:00 +0000

I Have Changed My Number,
Note Down My New No.
And Plz Give Me A Miss Call.

My New Number Is…..
.
.
.
.
.
.
“100″
Dum Hai To Miss Call mar!

A Girl C0nvincing Her Boyfriend

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 18 Sep 2011 05:08:00 +0000

A Girl c0nvincing her boyfriend To trust her sincerity….
.
.
.
.
.
.
“Trust me Rehan Oh… I mean Fahad”

Headlines Of 2050

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 18 Sep 2011 05:05:00 +0000

“Headlines of 2050″
1. Rajnikanth in DHOOM-22.
2. I will make 100th century next World Cup-Sachin..
3. Shahid,Saif atended Kareena’s 15th Wedding..
4. Petrol – 984/-Litre.
5. SRK’s Daughter becomes a Heroine wid Big B in Cheeni Khatam.
6. CID completed 10 lakhs tv episodes..
7. Salman khan said:
i ll definatly marry some1 next year,
8. Messi still gay.
9. Nokia launches new Phone n50000i, with 20 sim card,500 GB InBuilt Memory, 99.5mp Camera, Music & Video Player,WiFi, 5G, GPS, TV, AC, Fridge & Washing Machine.

Kisi ne Pucha Dosti Kya hai

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 18 Sep 2011 05:03:00 +0000

Kisi ne Pucha Dosti Kya hai?
Maine Kaanton Pe Chal K Bata Diya.

Puchha! Kitna Pyar Karty ho Dost ko?
Maine Pura Aasman Dikha Diya.

Puchha! Kaise Rakho gay Dosti ko?
Maine Mehkta Huwa Gulaab Dikha Diya.

Puchha! Kaise Raho gay us k Saath?
Maine Zameen par Apna Saya Dikha Diya.

Meri Hi Deewar Pe Aa Baitha

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 18 Sep 2011 04:43:00 +0000

'Wo Prinda Jise Apni Parwaz Se Fursat Na Thi

"Faraz"

Aaj Tanha Hua To Meri Hi Deewar Pe Aa Baitha....!

Bus Bike Roki Aur m0bilE le gaya

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 18 Sep 2011 04:40:00 +0000

Us Ne Aik Pal Bhi Meri Masomiat Na Daikhi Faraz . . . .

Bus Bike Roki Aur m0bilE le gaya..! ;-)

Ja Kr Khreed Lo..

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 18 Sep 2011 04:39:00 +0000

Bikney Waly Our Hain Ja Kr Khreed Lo..
Faraz"

Ham Log Qeemat Se Nahen, Qismat Se Mila Krtey Hain...

Chand bhi kya ajeeb cheez hai...

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 18 Sep 2011 04:37:00 +0000

Chand bhi kya ajeeb cheez hai...

faraz..

Bachpan main "mamu" aur jawani main ''janu'' nazar aata hai :P