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Men will never learn...

noreply@blogger.com (Subankan) — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 08:45:00 -0700

A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes a gamewarden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says,"Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you a ticket."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the gamewarden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment."

Easy Vs Difficult

noreply@blogger.com (Bavan) — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 01:21:00 -0700

Easy is to get a place in someone's address book.

Difficult is to get a place in someone's heart.

Easy is to judge the mistakes of others

Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes.

Easy is to talk without thinking

Difficult is to refrain the tongue.

Easy is to hurt someone who loves us.

Difficult is to heal the wound.

Easy is to forgive others

Difficult is to ask for forgiveness.

Easy is to set rules

Difficult is to follow them.

Easy is to dream every night

Difficult is to fight for a dream.

Easy is to show victory

Difficult is to assume defeat with dignity.

Easy is to admire a full moon

Difficult to see the other side.

Easy is to stumble with a stone

Difficult is to get up.

Easy is to enjoy life every day

Difficult to give its real value.

Easy is to promise something to someone

Difficult is to fulfill that promise.

Easy is to say we love

Difficult is to show it every day.

Easy is to criticize others

Difficult is to improve oneself.

Easy is to make mistakes

Difficult is to learn from them.

Easy is to weep for a lost love

Difficult is to take care of it so not to lose it.

Easy is to think about improving

Difficult is to stop thinking it And put it into action.

Easy is to think bad of others

Difficult is to give them The benefit of the doubt.

Easy is to receive

Difficult is to give.

Easy to read this

Difficult to follow.

Easy is keep the friendship with words

Difficult is to keep it with meanings.

Funny Marriage Jokes

noreply@blogger.com (Subankan) — Mon, 20 Sep 2010 09:56:00 -0700

Confession

Becky was on her deathbed, with her husband Jake at her side. He held her cold hand and tears silently streamed down his face.

Her pale lips moved. "Jake," she said quietly.

"Hush," he quickly interrupted, "don't talk."

But she insisted. "Jake," she said in her tired voice. "I have to talk. I must confess."

"There is nothing to confess," said the weeping Jake. "It's all right. Everything's all right."

"No, no. I must die in peace. I must confess, Jake, that I have been unfaithful to you."

Jake stroked her hand, squeezed it and sobbingly told her, "Now Becky, don't be concerned. I know all about it," he cried uncontrollably. "Why else would I poison you?"

Get me a Beer

Keith comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts."

The wife sighs and gets him a beer.

Fifteen minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it starts."

She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him.

He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, "Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute."

The wife is furious. She yells at him "Is that all you're going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore . . ."

Keith sighs and says, "It's started . . "

Best photography ever

noreply@blogger.com (Bavan) — Tue, 14 Sep 2010 08:24:00 -0700

The World Largest Cellphone made by Samsung Company

noreply@blogger.com (Subankan) — Sun, 12 Sep 2010 08:03:00 -0700

Now a days Electronics Cellphone gadgets become smaller smaller and smaller but Cricket Communications and Samsung Mobile company make a biggest or largest functioning cellphone in the planet earth, as of now no one could break as guinness world records with measured of 4.57 x 3.42 x .74 m (15 x 11.2 x 2.5 ft) it was located at Illinois, USA and created last march 11, 2009. The name of the samsung cellphone is SCH-r450. Last march this cellphone is free of charged for text and call.

The Future Architecture

noreply@blogger.com (Bavan) — Sat, 11 Sep 2010 00:16:00 -0700

Amazing Wood Art

noreply@blogger.com (Subankan) — Wed, 8 Sep 2010 02:04:00 -0700

Managers & Engineers

noreply@blogger.com (Bavan) — Tue, 7 Sep 2010 10:05:00 -0700

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realises he is lost. Hereduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.

"The man below says,

"Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees N. latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees W. longitude."

"You must be an engineer," says the balloonist.

"I am" replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "Everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost."

The man below says, "You must be a manager". "I am," replies the balloonist,

"But how did you know?"

"Well," says the man, "You don't know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise, which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow

my fault."

Amazing piece of art

noreply@blogger.com (Bavan) — Tue, 7 Sep 2010 07:33:00 -0700

Here are two pictures of an amazing piece of art.

Location: Tata Museum , Jamshedpur .

In the first picture, you can see a painting. This was a gift to JRD Tata on his Birthday by a street artist. Nobody was able to understand his art. Unfortunately, only the painting was given to JRD and the artist had promised to reveal the secret shortly . However, JRD was no more when the secret was actually revealed.

See Down For Secret!!!!

Here's the secret revealed. When you place a steel rod at the circle in the first pic you saw, you will see the image of the JRD Tata as a reflection on the steel rod as seen in the second pic below. Isn't it incredible!!

Funny Computer Adds

noreply@blogger.com (Subankan) — Tue, 7 Sep 2010 02:50:00 -0700

funny Sign boards

noreply@blogger.com (Bavan) — Sun, 5 Sep 2010 22:38:00 -0700

Haircut difference between men and women

noreply@blogger.com (Bavan) — Sun, 5 Sep 2010 08:08:00 -0700

Women's version:

Woman1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!

Woman2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she was gave me the
mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?

Woman1: Oh God no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut
like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with
thisstuff I think.

Woman2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you
could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think.
I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent
my long neck.

Woman1: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything
to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder
line.

Woman2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your
shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms
- see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes
to fit me so much easier.

Men's version

Man1: Haircut?
Man2: Yeah.

A newly married Husband....Haha

noreply@blogger.com (Subankan) — Sun, 5 Sep 2010 06:23:00 -0700

A newly married Husband saved his Wife's cell number on his mobile as:

"MY LIFE"

After One year of marriage, it was found changed to:

"MY WIFE"

After Five years of Marriage:

"HOME"

and after Ten Years:

"HITLER"

and after Silver Anniversary:

"WRONG NUMBER" !!!

Cute babies

noreply@blogger.com (Bavan) — Sun, 5 Sep 2010 03:00:00 -0700

Ghost Photographs

noreply@blogger.com (Subankan) — Sun, 5 Sep 2010 02:33:00 -0700

Smallest girl in the world -charlotte

noreply@blogger.com (Bavan) — Sat, 4 Sep 2010 10:15:00 -0700

Smallest girl in the world: The British toddler who stands at 22in and may not grow much taller

Young Charlotte Garside loves playing with her cuddly toys and dolls like any two-year-old girl. But at just 22 inches tall, the toddler is smaller than many of her playthings.

The youngster, who lives with her family in a small seaside village near Hull, has a rare form of primordial dwarfism that affects only 100 people in the world.

She is currently half the height she should be and doctors have told her parents, Scott and Emma, they don't know if she will grow much taller.
Charlotte, 2, plays with her nursery friend Dexter. At 23 inches taller, she is far smaller than her peers

Charlotte's life story is the subject of a documentary to be broadcast on Five tonight as part of the channel's Extraordinary People series.

Her mother Emma Newman, 28, said: 'Our daughter has a form of primordial dwarfism, but doctors have not been able to pin it down exactly. It may be that Charlotte is the only person in the world with her subtype.'

Emma and her partner Scott Garside, 24, said they didn't realise there was anything wrong with Charlotte after she was born four week premature.

'We didn't think she looked any different,' Emma told the Mail Online.

'We just knew that she was very small. She was so tiny the only clothes that would fit her were doll's clothes. But then the doctors said Charlotte had a serious condition but they weren't sure what it was.'

Three months later a geneticist diagnosed dwarfism. Charlotte is unable to eat and digest food and instead is fed a milk formula through a gastric tube. She weighed just 1lb 1oz at birth and aged two weighs 7lb 8oz, which is the same as a newborn baby.

'Charlotte is fed through the tube just over 11 hours each day,' Emma said.

'We place her in a travel cot when she is being fed and then she can play with her sisters.'
Charlotte can crawl but can't walk unaided because of a problem with her Achilles tendons

Charlotte can crawl but can't walk unaided because of a problem with her Achilles tendons

Charlotte has three old sisters, Chloe 13, Sabrina, 10 and Sophie six, none of whom have the condition.

'They love Charlotte to pieces and they play with her all the time,' Emma said fondly.

'The past few years have been hardest on them really as they've watched us go in and out of hospital with Charlotte. Charlotte used to need treatment for something every three months but she hasn't been in since January.'

Especially to people who are about to get married

noreply@blogger.com (Subankan) — Sat, 4 Sep 2010 09:56:00 -0700

#CASE 1

Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

#CASE 2

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger??" The other replied, "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

#CASE 3

Before a man is married, he is incomplete. Then when he is married, he is finished.

#CASE 4

Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's status.

#CASE 5

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married??" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm

still paying for it."

#CASE 6

Young son : "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"

Dad : "That happens in most countries son."

#CASE 7

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and then it was too late."

#CASE 8

A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes

#CASE 9

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why. Affair ?

#CASE 10

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

#CASE 11

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the Husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."

#CASE 12

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified : "Wife wanted". The next day, he received hundreds letters. They all said the same thing "You can have mine."

#CASE 13

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing : either the car is new or his wife is new.

#CASE 14

A woman was telling her friend : "It is I who made my husband a millionaire. "

"And what was he before you married him?" the friend asked. The woman replied, "A Billionaire. "

Cool snaps of water

noreply@blogger.com (Bavan) — Sat, 4 Sep 2010 09:44:00 -0700

Amazing Lightening Moments

noreply@blogger.com (Subankan) — Sat, 4 Sep 2010 09:39:00 -0700

Nature snaps

noreply@blogger.com (Bavan) — Fri, 3 Sep 2010 22:44:00 -0700