Michelle Marie Cheatham, 32, was arrested on Sept. 6 after her son pulled out methamphetamine and his mother’s crack pipe during a show-and-tell for his kindergarten class, according to a felony complaint filed in the Saline County Circuit Court. Later that day, a search warrant was obtained by the Sweet Springs police to conduct a search at Cheatham’s home, which led to the police reportedly recovering a crack pipe and a butane lighter, according to the Marshall Democrat-News.

I don’t really know what to say about this story that wouldn’t come off wrong, so I am just going to leave it. You can et the entire story below.

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Martin Kessman says in the federal lawsuit filed last week that he was embarrassed in 2009 when he tried squeezing his 6-foot, 290-pound frame into the seating at a White Castle in Nanuet. He says he slammed his knee into a metal post under the table and was in pain.

The lawsuit claims the restaurant could not accommodate a customer of Kessman’s stature, in violation of the Americans With Disabilities Act. The suit seeks an unspecified financial judgment.

Spokesman Jamie Richardson at White Castle headquarters in Columbus, Ohio, says the restaurant is being replaced and that the new one will have roomier seating.

Is this a fair lawsuit? Probably not, but it is definitely a funny one. If we could always sue out of embarrassment there would be a lot more lawsuits in the world.

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While I try to keep cops and law enforcement off this blog out of respect, there are just some things that I won’t let go because of the sheer stupidity or wrongfulness of the act. This is one of those.

It seems now that the officer has indeed been fired by the New Mexico State Police Department over the video. Officer Bert Lopez was initially suspended with pay, and just recently it was determined that the best move was to let him go, as it was stated he violated the officer code of conduct with his actions.

What is the funniest part of this story? The main witness to the act, besides the camera, was a little chihuahua that looked on while Officer Lopez and the unnamed brunette performed.

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Below are some of the tasteless tweets that the “script-kiddies posted via the hacked NBC account.

“Breaking News! Ground Zero has just been attacked. Flight 5736 has crashed into the site, suspected hijacking. More as the story develops,” the hackers wrote in one of the fake tweets sent out from the NBC account.

They added: “Flight 4782 is not responding, suspected hijacking. One plane just hit Ground Zero site at 5:47. #groundzeroattacked.

“This is not a joke, Ground Zero has just been attacked. We’re attempting to get reporters on the scene #groundzeroattacked.”

The group claimed responsibility by tweeting on the hacked account: “NBCNEWS hacked by The Script Kiddies. Follow them at @s_kiddies!”

This is just tasteless. The group is thought to be British, though that is still unconfirmed. It is believed that they gained password info using malware and other virus code to steal the NBC news twitter account password.

I gotta say, people really need to find better stuff to do with their time.

Onyango Obama was arrested last week in Framingham after police said he made a rolling stop and nearly caused a cruiser to strike his SUV. Let’s be clear here, the story is just stupid, and in no way does this really put a bad spin on the president himself, other than the fact that he has some embarrassing family members, but who doesn’t have embarrassing family members.

The real kicker here is that police are still holding him because of a deportation situation. It seems the President’s uncle won the right to stay in the United States after such a deportation order. However, the president’s uncle is originally from Kenya and is being held without bail on a detainer from U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement. This could be a developing and interesting story as it unfolds.

When Obama was asked who he wanted to call as his one allotted call he responded by saying, “I think I will call the White House.” I am thinking that having that available phone call in your back pocket is quite a wild card.

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This is not the case with this special stay at home dad. He purposely makes out a schedule and tries to integrate sex into it one way or another. I actually have to give this guy credit, at least he is taking care of what he needs to be taking care of. A man needs what a man needs sometimes, and sex with his wife is important, as it should be.

I actually find this quite interesting and funny. If there are any other stay at home dads out there, or if you simply need to make a schedule and integrate sex into it, then this is definitely a person you want to take notes from. Who cares if you have to leave the baby monitor on, or if you have to leave the door ajar a little to make sure the kids are okay? The point is, he makes an effort.

Check out his schedule and view the rest of the original article here. I am about to go integrate sex into my schedule!

Now, nothing mind blowing or earth shattering is hidden in these logos, but you may definitely be surprised at what you see when you really look at the logo for more than a couple of seconds. I enjoyed this, so I though you guys would too! Check out the source post and have a good time with it!

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I mean, I sit here typing this article, and my auto correct doesn’t even recognize these words, nor does it have any suggestions on word corrections. That aside, I guess Merriam-Webster has grown tired of getting upstaged by online giant Wikipedia, which allows just about any word/phrase to be posted and created.

Anyone have any guesses on what words will be put into Merriam-Webster next? We would love to hear some suggestion so go ahead and comment. Don’t forget to  explain your word/phrase with a short definition. We look forward to it!

What is Starcraft? Well apparently it is something important enough to get a bunch of geeks so works up that a physical altercation broke out in the bar between two sets of people, the jocks and the geeks.

Yes, I know using these words is a bit rough, but the story is so humorous that it needed to be spoken about.

What is the best part of this story? Looks like the jocks got put in their place by the geeks. Note to self, don’t stand in the way of someone who wants to watch Starcraft.

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Hmm, how do you explain that one to the kids?

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