Kim Kardashian really wants to ensnare Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow…but she’s not going to have any luck with that one! Tim is a religious man with ACTUAL values and likely wants nothing to do with her. Can you blame him? Sure, he’s a good looking guy, but he’s way too good for this twit.

Now that things are mostly said and done with her marriage to Kris Humphries, she wants to try her luck with Tim. I guess that would explain all of the religious messages she’s been blathering on about on Twitter.

She tweeted, “On my way to church with the girls! I want to start a Bible study group with my friends!”

Anyone with half a brain can see what she’s up to. She’s obviously trying to get in good with Tim to show that religion is a big part of her life. It’s not going to work, though, because Tim thinks she’s gross because she made a sex tape. That, and he doesn’t like high maintenance chicks. Does that mean that she’ll try firing her Glam Squad next? If that happens, we totally called it.

Recently, it was reported and denied that Demi Moore had checked into rehab at the Cirque Lodge in Utah. She was said to be getting treatment for substance abuse as well as an eating disorder.

According to reports, Demi’s former husband, Bruce Willis, and their daughters, Tallulah, Scout and Rumer are all laying the blame on her estranged husband, Ashton Kutcher, for her breakdown. A source said, “Her friends and family wanted her to get help.”

Another spy said, “Bruce and the girls hate Ashton. Her family and friends are happy Ashton is out of her life. They think Demi’s breakdown is his fault.”

Ashton has only visited Demi once since her hospitalization, but she wasn’t home. A source close to him said that he doesn’t really want to see her because he doesn’t want her to get the idea that he wants a reconciliation. What a jerk.

That is the typical selfish response of a narcissist, isn’t it? He just made her problems all about himself and his own ego. What a dufus.

It looks like David Arquette isn’t the only one who reveals all of his intimate details to shock jock Howard Stern. His estranged wife, Courteney Cox, appeared on Howard’s radio show and dished the details of her sex life — or lack thereof.

In her interview, Courteney said, “I’m really not ready. I’m just not ready. I’m not saying I’m not ready to have a make-out session, I’m just not ready to – I don’t know. I’m not lying…I’ve not had a man since David.”

She went on to reveal that she has only made out with one guy since her split from David. Is she holding out for David, thinking that they will be able to work things out?

I think Courteney and David belong together and should reconcile their differences…but that’s just me. What are your thoughts on the matter?

Yesterday, we revealed that in their divorce, Russell Brand did not want any of the millions that his former wife, Katy Perry earned during their brief marriage. Now, we’ve learned that they have reached a settlement in their divorce. How amicable of them!

According to reports, the former couple reached a “comprehensive written settlement of all issues” in their Tuesday court filing. Katy signed the papers, adding a smiley face with her last name. I would, too, if someone I was married to wasn’t going to take me for $20 million. That was pretty noble of him…but then again, he does have oodles of cash himself, so that’s not really a big deal to him.

What Katy did ask for was to have her name restored back to Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson. They have waived their rights to a trial in the matter and the divorce will be officially finalized six months after their filing.

That has to be the most amicable divorce in the history of celebrity divorces. Don’t you think? I guess Russell and Katy both just wanted out and they got just that.

Kylie Jenner took it upon herself yesterday to tweet a photo of her half-sister Khloe Kardashian and her “real father”, Alex Roldan. In case you hadn’t heard, Alex is actually Kris Jenner’s hairdresser. Awkward?

A lot of rumors have made the rounds that Khloe is Alex’s biological daughter, but is this just evidence of the fact?

She tweeted, “First official photo of my sister and her dad! Like father like daughter!”

When the world collectively said, ‘No crap, Sherlock”, she added, “It was a joke everyone! Lol!”

Is it really a joke? Khloe’s middle name is Alexandra and Alex did know Kris from a long time ago. Kris is also a known cheater, so this wouldn’t surprise me if it were true. What do you think?

If you’ve seen the new Honda CR-V commercial featuring Matthew Broderick imitating his old role as Ferris Bueller, then you know there was one thing missing — Ben Stein. In the commercial, Matthew calls in sick from work and has his Honda brought out to him. The guy who brings it up, holds the keys, saying, “Broderick, Broderick”, just like Ben’s character in the movie. Apparently, Ben is miffed that he wasn’t even asked to do the commercial.

To make up for the disrespect by the ad, Ben wants the good folks over at Honda to provide him with a new car. He said, “They had a guy imitating my voice, they should’ve had me in it. Just my humble opinion, but since they used my voice…they should give me a top of the line Honda.”

Do you think that he has a point? Or is it just sour grapes? The commercial was funny and reminiscent of the movie in so many ways, but it would’ve been a lot better with Ben in it. What do you think?

Since Russell Brand has filed for divorce from Katy Perry, we’ve learned that he is entitled to roughly $20 million of her fortune. The only problem? He doesn’t want any of her money in their divorce. Noble?

Russell and Katy did not have a prenuptial agreement, which means that, in California, their assets are community property. That means that any money earned during their time together is split down the middle, 50/50.

Reportedly, Katy made $44 million between May 2010 and May 2011, but Russell is snubbing his nose at the idea of taking her cash and only wants what he went in with. A source said, “This divorce is as amicable as it gets, and Russell was a mensch.”

Do you think he should take her to the cleaners? Or is a noble guy for only wanting what is rightfully his?

David Beckham and his wife Victoria Beckham say their children are not the type to sit back and let there parents takes care of them even at their young age. Brooklyn, 12, Romeo, 9, and Cruz, 6 and the new baby Harper Seven that was born in July are their kids and they are being brough up to believe that hard work is the way to success!

Luckily for the A-list stars, that isn’t the case. “It would be easy for our kids to sit back and not work for anything, but they’re not like that,” David, 36, tells the March issue of Men’s Health. “They’re as competitive as Victoria and me.”

It’s nice to know that some celebs feel their children should learn the same morals and life lessons as all the other kids in the world.

Seems as though all the press lately has been centered around poor Demi Moore and her eating disorder and drug abuse. Rumor has it she is in a rehab now receiving help for these issues. Rumer Willis, Demi’s daughter, according to friends is handling the family crisis well and keeping herself positive about her mothers condition.

The ‘House Bunny’ actress was present when her mom – who is currently believed to be receiving treatment for substance abuse and an eating disorder – suffered a seizure at a party last month but her friend Zac Efron thinks she is coping well with the situation.

Zac – who was recently romantically linked to Rumer – told US TV show ‘Extra’: “It’s tough, but I think she’s all right.

“Me and Rumer have been friends for a long time. I know Demi is going through some personal stuff right now. I just wish her well. I hope she’s doing OK.”

We sure hope Demi gets it together soon because we miss her and wish her the best in the future. I am sure her family is wishing her a fast recovery as well and if Ashton Kutcher has any damn sense at all he wishing the same thing. Maybe this will make him think about his actions and how they effect other people.

Looks like our good girl Jennifer Aniston is getting tired of hearing about the constant triangle war between her and ex-hubby Brad Pittand his Partner Angelina Jolie. Can’t say I blame her. I believe that in the beginning that she was very tore up about her marriage coming to an end with Brad, however I am sure she now is very happy with her life the way it is and I don’t think she has any regrets.

Uncool Bermuda Triangle Misconceptions: “Which one? There are so many. I would say the triangle with my ex-husband – and that there’s a feud there. It’s constant. It’s a story headline that won’t go away, but it’s a money thing – [people make money off] a story that has nothing to do with reality.”

Her previous relationships sucked: “Having experienced everything you don’t want in a partner over time, it starts to narrow down what you actually do want. As I get older, I realize what qualities are important in love and what suits me. And what I won’t settle for.”

On her favorite thing about boyfriend Justin Theroux’s style: “First of all, he has great style – it’s very specific, and it has been his style forever. Has it influenced mine? No, but I know people say it has.’Oh, look, you’re dressing alike.’ And I think, no I’m not. I’ve had this jacket for three years!”

Let’s face it, it’s hard to let a story go that keeps bringing in the bucks this one does so I also see why the media uses it as a base pay. I am sure she would love to see this story finally laid to rest but I don’t see that happening any time soon.

Robert Pattinson is either a really pondersome creature or he’s really good at promoting his new movies. Either way, he got famous as Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter, but he catapulted himself to superstardom by playing Edward Cullen in the Twilight franchise.

In a new interview, he said, “Doing something like Twilight opens doors and it closes others. You can say, ‘Oh if I was still unknown, then no one would judge me. But at the same time, nobody would give a sh*t either. It’s a weird little balance.”

In his new role as Georges Duroy in Bel Ami, he plays the exact opposite of Edward. He’s a womanizing, social-climbing user who just takes what he wants from his unsuspecting victims.

Of that, he said, “There is something quite fun about going from Edward Cullen to playing a guy who pretty much abuses women to get money out of them. Edward so wouldn’t approve. So, yes, I thought that was a funny irony. But the story, independently, is great, and I only thought about the irony afterwards.”

Will you go see Bel Ami?

Kim Kardashian is obviously the fakest thing on the planet aside from Joan Rivers’ nose. We all are aware of this and count it as fact.

Reportedly, she was looking for a quickie divorce from husband of 72 days, Kris Humphries, but she can’t always get what she wants! Ha.

The duo might have their dirty divorce laundry strewn about for public consumption, if their divorce gets televised. Kim filed for divorce based on irreconcilable differences, while Kris wants an annulment. That’s likely due to the fact that an annulment would invalidate their prenuptial agreement and he would be allowed to discuss her fakeness with the world.

Isn’t that something that we already know, though? Do you want to hear the dirty details? Or are you realistic in the idea that everything Kim does is for money or fame?

Kris also wants to prove that Kim only married him for the sake of reality television ratings and had no intention of staying married to him. In other words, she’s a fake and she faked the whole thing. Duh.

It’s official, Beyonce cannot possibly be human. Just one month after giving birth to her and Jay-Z’s daughter, Blue Ivy Carter, she is already back to looking phenomenal. Go figure.

There has been quite a lot of speculation circulating across the internet suggesting that Beyonce wasn’t actually pregnant at all. In fact, some have said that the singer actually used a surrogate for the pregnancy.

Did Beyonce really just cover up an entire faked pregnancy? Is it possible that she went back down to her old body so quickly? What do you think? Is she a freak of nature or what?

The threesome is not in question when Hollywood’s biggest duo Broaffair enters a Beverly HIlls Oscar Luncheon. As you can clearly see that George Clooneyand Brad Pitt are once again united however a littl Jonah Hill doesn’t hurt anyone.

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George Clooney and Brad Pitt are one of Hollywood’s most famous friendship pairings, but far from the general consensus they don’t actually get to hang out that much, it seems. What a delight then it was to see the two old pals catching up at the annual Oscars’ lunch, an exercise in PR ahead of the big awards themselves for sure, but also a chance for some of the busiest actors in the world to have a long overdue catch-up.

“A lot of people at home think we all hang out together. I think they think we’re always at the Hilton drinking champagne. The truth is I hadn’t seen Brad in about a year” said Clooney to reporters including The Press Association, “So it’s fun to catch up, and it’s fun to see people I like and haven’t seen in a long time.”

Of course everyone was waiting for a bit of vintage Clooney and Pitt horseplay and the latter duly obliged talking about meeting some of his fellow contenders for the coveted Best Actor award for the first time.

They are quit a pair that just can’t be severed! Well at least the duo is nice to look at.

Although it seems they have only been dating since September of 2011, Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling seem to still be smitten with each other. How cute! We love to hate her but you have to admit you can’t blame the man for picking out such a hot chica to date, right?

“He’s your dream costar,” Mendes, 37, tells Marie Claire in its March issue. “I have never felt so creatively satisfied on a film. He’s amazing.”
“Stop, just stop,” she told the magazine’s reporter with a laugh when he attempted to begin a follow-up question about her beau. “I’m not gonna budge. I feel uncomfortable talking about it. It’s too personal”.

They sound like the perfect couple that enjoy each other, but it does seem funny that Eva refuses to dish any good details about her relationship with Ryan. Come on, we want to hear more about Ryan! whaaaaaaaayyyy!

Country music singer Randy Travis was busted for public intoxication earlier this morning in Dallas, Texas. Sources say that the singer was drinking it up in front of a Baptist church, and so the cops were called.

TMZ reports:

According to the Sanger Police Department, someone called the cops to report a suspicious vehicle near the church … and when officers arrived to the scene, they discovered the 52-year-old singer with an open bottle of wine.

The “Forever and Ever, Amen” singer was hauled to a nearby jail around 1:30 AM — he was booked, cited and released a short time later.

Why on Earth was he out boozing it up in front of a Baptist church? What is the meaning of that nonsense?!?

No matter, it all makes for good songs to appear on an upcoming album, doesn’t it?

After getting hauled off to the hospital for having seizures as a result of doing whip-its, Demi Moore is said to have checked herself into the Cirque Lodge rehab center. Posh! But hey, it’s not like she can’t afford it, right?

The treatment center is in Sundance, Utah, where she can expect to have total privacy as she tries to overcome her addiction issues. Also of note, it is being claimed that Demi is also suffering from an eating disorder, of which she is also seeking treatment.

A source said, “She’s on total lockdown and only talking to a small group of people.”

She even went as far as hiding the news from the media and quickly gathered up some things from her home and basically snuck in under the radar. The source revealed, “It became clear to her that her way of coping with her stress was not working and she needed more help.”

In case you’ve missed the Super Bowl — spoiler alert — but the NY Giants stomped out the New England Patriots, 21 to 17. If you were pulling for Tom Brady and his team to pull a win out of their butts, then you were sadly mistaken.

While leaving the stadium with his wife, supermodel Gisele Bundchen, Tom was heckled by some Giants fans. One fan screamed at her, “Eli owns your husband.”

She expected that Tom’s teammates should have helped him during the game, you know, because he can’t do it all, right?

Instead of yelling at the fan, she told a friend, “You have to catch the ball when you’re supposed to catch the ball. My husband can not f***ing throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many times.”

Later, she was seen comforting her husband — and thus, making all of the girls on the planet jealous. They’re still winning.

Reality star Kim Kardashian says that she’s completely done dating football players. Along with that, she’s not too keen on the idea of dating anyone in the NBA, either.

Prior to her high profile split from Kris Humphries, she dated Reggie Bush. Things didn’t end so well, so she has written off all NFL players!

Recently, she was linked to Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow, but that was just a rumor. Since, she has been rumored to be dating New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez. As it turns out, that’s just a rumor, as well.

Apparently her breakup with Reggie was so bad that she wouldn’t even consider dating another guy in the NFL. That sound you hear is a collective “Woohoo” from all of the football and basketball wives out there.

There’s always baseball, right? Does she even care who she dates just as long as he has a boatload of cash?

If you’ve missed the Super Bowl last night, then we’ve got the best part of it right here for you. Madonna really brought it for the half-time show, in which she sang a medley of songs.

She wore what appeared to be a Givenchy She-Ra inspired outfit and rocked the heels to the Nth degree. You go girl. She started off the performance by singing Vogue and then went right into Music. Afterward, she was joined on stage by LMFAO and performed Party Rock Anthem and I’m Sexy And I Know It. To cap off the show, she did her new song, Give Me All Your Luvin’ with M.I.A. and Nicki Minaj.

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If you blinked during M.I.A.’s portion of the performance, then you’ve likely missed her middle finger. It’s got America’s panties in a collective bunch, so see if you can spot it.

What did you think of Madonna’s Super Bowl performance? Did she bring it or what?