The “Mac Guy” Justin Long has been kicked to the curb!

According to sources, Drew Barrymore got fed up with him and gave him the royal boot from her home in the Hollywood Hills, earlier this month.

The two are still dating, but if he doesn’t get his act together, she’s going to give him the boot from her life completely. A source said, “Drew really had it with being Justin’s babysitter at home. And it’s not just that he made a mess, it’s his attitude. He gets mopey and is a big-time couch potato. She isn’t thrilled about seeing this side of him.”

I guess it’s true that they say you never really know a person and their habits until you move in with them.

He’s said to be a slob who doesn’t clean up after himself. The source added, “It drove her nuts!”

The source went on to reveal that she’d had enough, but not so much that she wanted to call off their relationship entirely. “She gently told Justin that things would be better between them if he moved back into his own place. Then it would be special when they’re together - they wouldn’t feel like an old married couple.”

And he caved. But I do believe that is something that Drew would say. She seems like the type of woman who would want that specialness from a relationship. I hope he gets it together, they make a really cute couple.

Rihanna is on the prowl for a new man. After being linked to Tristan Wilds of “90210″, she quickly brushed that off to say that they didn’t even exchange numbers. But at least now we know what she’s looking for in a man.

When she was asked what a guy needed to impress her, she said, “He has to be good in bed and the size matters. You know what I mean? The inner beauty counts as well, but without a toy it doesn’t make it fun. Right now I don’t want to have a serious relationship, I want to have fun.”

After her assault, she is on the hunt for a guy, but is careful and doesn’t pass out her number to just anyone. She said, “I love flirting at the moment. I’m single and I’m enjoying my freedom. But I don’t give my phone number out that often. But if I’m dating, I check the boy from the top to the bottom.”

She’s also contemplating a hook up with her “Russian Roulette” on-screen love interest, Jesse Williams. She said, “Jesse, who’s in my music video for ‘Russian Roulette’, is soooo hot!”

Just as long as he’s a nice guy, then he gets my approval. She’s been through way too much to just hook up with anyone.

Miley Cyrus dressed up as Julia Roberts from “Pretty Woman” in celebration of her 17th birthday party on Wednesday night. It’s not specified as to which hooker outfit she wore, but I can’t imagine that it’s cool to look like that for your party, at any age.

She wore the outfit and danced up a storm at the Canal Room on West Broadway, where her mom invited Constantine Maroulis to perform.

A source said, “Miley had seen the show [Rock Of Ages] two weeks ago and loved it, so her mom Tish brought the cast in to surprise her. But I’m not sure who was more into Constantine — Miley or her mother.”

The snitch said that between songs, Miley grabbed him and danced with him, and then Tish did the same. Lovely, like mother, like daughter. I guess the apple doesn’t fall too far from the tree with these Cyrus women and their choices in men.

In case you missed it, Tila Tequila had a bit of a meltdown on UStream the other night. She got naked and danced around, while complaining about her ex-boyfriend Shawne Merriman.

She said, “People call me an attention whore…or whatever..but excuse me, I’m a grown a** woman and I’m confident in myself…I think a woman’s body is a beautiful thing…that’s why I’m a lesbian…I was bored naked…anybody who is against that is gay and in denial.”

She said that she made the tape because, “Well, you know, I couldn’t sleep, and I started getting anxiety. I just kind of flipped out a little bit.”

I know when I get insomnia, the first thing that rushes through my mind is getting naked for millions of people and playing with myself on camera. She said, “I just wish…I hope that everybody gives me a second chance to support me this time, to give me a fair chance because they didn’t give me a fair chance the first time.”

When speaking of her case against Merriman, she said, “They didn’t even look into my case.” Adding, “When my case first came out, everyone was calling me a liar because if he really did beat you, you wouldn’t have said anything because Rihanna never said anything. But I am not her. No offense to Rihanna, but because of what she did, it sends out a message to everyone…’When you get beat or abused, keep your mouth shut.’ So I decided I am going to come out and speak about it and fight for it…What Rihanna did…her message was to stay quiet…and that’s not okay.”

I can understand that she wants people to support her after her alleged assault, but it sounds like she’s blaming it on Rihanna.

Jude Law does not like to be photographed when he’s out on his balcony. Maybe he’s afraid of someone photographing his junk again?

A group of New York students snapped some pictures of the actor exercising on his balcony, so they suffered the wrath of Jude. He began throwing oranges at them! That’s no way to treat your fans!

NYU freshman Priya Vij said that they got excited when discovering Jude had moved next door to their dorm. She said, “There is pretty much chaos on every floor when he comes out. We have the best view on the floor. It is exciting to have a celebrity living right next to you. He is really attractive. He’s rugged and scruffy.”

Another studen, Neha Najeeb, said, “He noticed we were there and we started waving at him. Then he went inside and came back with two oranges. He threw them at our window, but he missed. Another time….he hit the windows, there was orange pulp on the glass for a week - and then he went back to working out. Now we don’t like Jude Law anymore.”

I guess that served his purpose. Now he doesn’t have some crazy fangirls staring him down when he goes out to the balcony to work out. But seriously, how many people do you know that work out on a balcony? He’s a celebrity and that’s just asking for trouble.

Holy crap, what are millions of lonely housewives going to do with their afternoons now that they won’t have Oprah’s show to watch anymore?

Oprah Winfrey has announced that she plans on retiring “The Oprah Winfrey Show” on September 9, 2011.

OnTheRedCarpet tweeted the news just now, saying, “BREAKING NEWS: @oPRAH announces The Oprah Winfrey Show will end on September 9, 2011 after 25 years on the air”.

That is just insane!

I wonder what her plans are after that? Could she be thinking about running for a political office? What do you think?

Here’s a newsflash that isn’t new, Mariah Carey is a diva! Who knew?!??

The singer requested 20 snow white kittens along with 100 white doves to accompany her at the lighting ceremony at Westfield Shopping Center in London. This is probably the first time someone had to tell her no, so be gentle.

The request was denied due to their strict guidelines which do not allow animals in the shopping complex. She had also requested to be showered with butterfly-shaped confetti, while standing on a pink podium and waving a magic wand.

A source said, “We did manage to source the doves that we were going to release into the sky, but the kittens proved terribly difficult. In the end, it was made clear that due to health and safety, there was no way we could have the animals in Westfield. Pets are not allowed in Westfield, that rule would apply for everyone. We have worked extremely hard to make sure that Mariah’s event is fantastic. Even the model car had to be changed six times to one that her people liked.

It must be so hard when people tell you no, especially if you’re a major star. Sympathy, people!

Lindsay Lohan has a job offer, everyone!

Apparently some producers actually want the washed up celeb to star as herself in a new romantic comedy called, “One Night With You”. They have been scoping out Lindsay for the lead role in the flick.

The movie is about a former child star who gets wrapped up in scandals and goes to rehab to revamp her career and ends up on a reality dating show.

It’s like art imitating life, except for the reality show part, which has been rumored.

So far no one has heard from her rep to confirm whether or not she will take the part. She’s been too busy snagging expensive clothes, maybe the producers should hang out at Kitson, they could probably catch her there to discuss the opportunity?

Nicole Richie has been admitted to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in L.A., after suffering a bout of pneumonia.

Her rep said, “Nicole has checked into Cedars-Sinai where she is being treated for pneumonia. She is doing well.”

Over the weekend, she had been complaining of not feeling well, even tweeting about her illness. She said, “OK cold, it’s been six days. Let’s part ways graciously and keep it moving.”

Poor thing, I hope she feels better soon. She should try to eat something while she’s at it. She looks like skin and bones. Get well soon Nicole!

Robert Pattinson is such a huge star that girls strip on demand for him.

He was walking through some rabid fans when one stopped him for a minute and asked how she could get his attention. He responded to take all of her clothes off, and she did.

He said, “I kind of got bored…She asked, ‘How can I get your attention?’ I was like, ‘Just take your clothes off.’ She stood there and frantically started taking her clothes off and got dragged out of the room by security. I never felt more terrible.”

I guess these fans will do anything to be in the spotlight for two seconds with their idol. It’s just sad, really. I would’ve told him, ‘You’ve got to be kidding me”, but that’s just me. Twi-hards aren’t to be messed with!

Kate Major must’ve played a larger role in Jon Gosselin’s life than he initially let on. First, she said that she banged him while they were both staying at Michael Lohan’s pad, but he denied it. He’s dating Hailey Glassman, so he didn’t want to mess that up (not sure why).

Then she came out and said that he went as far as telling her to quit her job at “Star” magazine, and now we know why. He scrawled a bit of a contract with Kate, to handle some of his future ventures. Interesting.

In this contract, he states, “I, Jon Gosselin, will employ Kate Major as a personal assistant handling some but not all future accounts. She will be a sub-contractor. She will receive a percentage of accounts for payment based upon involvement.”

It’s not really clear as to the timeframe he wanted her to be his personal assistant, or how much involvement she would have in any of his future endeavors, if any.

I’m not sure how this is going to play out in his case against TLC. We’ll just have to wait and see when the sparks fly.

After her explosive relationship with Chris Brown that ended earlier this year, Rihanna has decided that she’s ready to date again.

Rumor has it that she’s hooking up with “90210″ star Tristan Wilds. She invited him to a party at her place over the weekend, and they were looking pretty friendly together.

A source said, “No one knew why Tristan was there initially, because it was not an industry party - it was very intimate. But everyone quickly realized they weren’t meeting for the first time, because they were openly affectionate for everyone to see.”

He’s a good guy, too. The source added, “He’s a real gentleman. She likes him a lot, and it shows. From the moment he walked into her party, Rihanna lit up.”

How cute, I hope it lasts. He sounds nice enough for her, especially after all she’s been through.

Pamela Anderson has revealed all about her previous cocaine use, claiming that she tried it once and gave it up because she didn’t get a buzz from it. Sure you did, Pammy, and I’m the Queen of England.

In a new interview with Jeremy Kyle earlier today, the former “Baywatch” star admitted to hitting it and quitting it. She said, “Well I’ve tried it (cocaine) and I don’t like it. I’m completely hyper and it actually doesn’t work for me. I’ve dabbled in things.”

She also said that she recently gave up drinking, because it makes her crazy.

She added, “I haven’t had a drink in a month, I don’t drink. Champagne - sometimes I’ll drink it and I’ll get a little crazy, doing back flips and, you know, wrestling people on the floor. But I’m taking a break right now, my friend calls it ‘detox so you can retox’.”

When she says, “I don’t drink”, it’s not like when you or I say the same thing. When I say I don’t drink, it’s because I don’t drink at all. When she says it, it means that she’s on vacation from the bottle. So when she said that she tried coke but didn’t like it, I have more of a tendency to believe that she gave it more than just a go-around and said, “Nope, that’s not for me.”

Last night, Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt really got into it! So much that the cops were called to her home in the Hollywood Hills.

During the wee hours of the morning, Paris and Doug got the cops called on them for being the “drunk people arguing” that a neighbor was said to have heard.

A snitch on the scene said that Paris was in her driveway and Doug was trying to leave, when she screamed, “Don’t go, don’t go!” Afterward, he got out of the car and the two appeared to be “shoving each other”.

Sounds to me like someone’s tired of not being in the spotlight and decided to create their own drama. After their spat, they walked back up her driveway. When authorities arrived, they spoke to Paris and left.

I wonder if she told them she was ticked off because Kim Kardashian rode her coattails to fame and then dissed her. Maybe Doug really likes Kim? I know, I’m going off on a limb here, but it’s Hollywood and anything can happen.

Even though it was rumored that Robert Pattinson was voted the Sexiest Man Alive title for 2009, People came out and said that the cover released was Photoshopped and we’d have to wait until today for the actual title holder.

It has just been unveiled that our favorite pirate Johnny Depp has been given the honor of being named People’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2009.

At least he deserves the privilege, the whole fuss surrounding RPattz baffles me. Sure, he’s young and cute, but is the sexiest man alive? No, not by a long shot.

This is the second time Johnny has been given the title, with the first being in 2003. I can’t think of a better fit for the title, because he sure is sexy and hot. But, if I were to say some men got jipped on the title, my first proclamation would be Jon Hamm acting as Don Draper. He’s sixties hot and is always in a suit.

Jon Hamm should definitely get it next year, and hopefully they won’t try to give it to Clooney for a third time.

Robert Pattinson is fearful that his fans might actually do something crazy, like scratching themselves to draw blood wasn’t bad enough? Rob is afraid that something terrible is going to happen to him as a result of the “Twilight” craze.

He said, “People ask me to bite them and want to touch my hair. I just don’t want someone to have a needle and give me HIV and I don’t want to get shot or stabbed.”

Jeezus, it sounds like it’s war when he steps out to greet his fans. He even said that the girls are purposely hurting themselves to get him to drink their blood ala Edward Cullen.

He added, “There were girls who had scratched the side of their necks, so they were freshly bleeding when they came up to get a signature. They were like, ‘We did this for you’. I didn’t know what to say. ‘Thank you, guys?’ This is my life. People know my name and ambush me in public and try to figure out what hotel I’m staying at. I have accepted it as real now, but it still feels surreal.”

I would be freaking out, too.

Lindsay Lohan is really showing her spoiled brat true colors. Apparently, she was getting set to do another fashion line for bebe/Mouawad, and was showing her nasty side at a recent event.

She showed up to Jermaine Dupri’s launch of watch line, NuPop, where she was given $500 to spend at Kitson by jewelry designer Pascal Mouawad. She wrangled him into doubling it, but that wasn’t enough.

When she got to Kitson, Lindsay rumbled through all of their offerings and picked out $15,000 worth of items. Talk about giving someone an inch and them taking a mile… When she was told that she went over her limit, she said that “Pascal would take care of it because I’m the only celebrity there.”

A snitch said, “Pascal said no, so she went and started talking smack about him to Jermaine Dupri who doesn’t even know her. He was totally bewildered and couldn’t believe it. Eventually Pascal said she could have $2000 to spend but that was the absolute limit.”

Lindsay then tried bargaining with the store saying that if they were to give her the remaining items, she would come back the next day and let the paparazzi photograph her leaving the store with bags.

What a spoiled rotten brat…When are people going to stop caving in to her wants?

We are so disappointed to report that Levi Johnston’s manager, Tank Jones, lied to all of us. He said that we would be seeing some Levi hockey stick, but that’s just not the case.

A Playgirl spokesman said, “Although Playgirl is ecstatic with the footage of the Levi Johnston shoot, and viewers are going to be pleased and surprised, Levi did no go completely full frontal, as was suggested by his camp a few weeks ago.”

I, for one, am hurt and sad over this mess. They shouldn’t have gotten our hopes up to see anything other than butt cheeks.

The spokesman added, “Levi looks great in the shoot, and was a consummate professional, and we look forward to releasing the photos very soon.”

Now no one wants to see them. They’ve ruined the surprise with the fact that there’s no surprise. It’s like getting a box of nothing for Christmas.

Even though Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson were spotted getting ready to board a plane holding hands, she’s still denying anything is going on between the two of them.

Methinks doth protest too much!

Kristen said that she realizes that people want to see their characters get together in real life, but she tries not to think about it.

She said, “I get why fans want to know more about the cast as real people and they want us to be together and all of that. I just have to sort of not think about that. People have a hard time separating us from our characters.”

And tell me that she wasn’t told by the movie bosses to try and perpetuate that fiction for the fans? I’m not buying it. Are you?

Yes, I actually typed Brooke Hogan and “concert” in the same sentence, and it was hard for me.

To say that was a concert would probably be the overstatement of the century…it was more like quasi-celebrity karaoke. While stumbling on in at Enclave nightclub in Chicago, Brooke opted to “treat” the clubgoers there to an impromptu performance.

Yes, she was drunk! It was 2AM and she was in “an utter state of hot drunkenness.” She slurred the lyrics and gave some awful wobbly dance moves. It’s fitting for her, she probably thought she was rockin’ it.

I bet the people there were leaving in droves. Think she sang one of her “hits”?