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type="application/atom+xml"/><author><name>Darkn3ss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17992391288909573364</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="21" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6W8YIz2gr1w/SxDaZtvAGnI/AAAAAAAAC64/WDvfBMpqWpg/S220/co-surgeons.jpg" width="32"/></author><generator uri="http://www.blogger.com" version="7.00">Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>65</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><xhtml:meta content="noindex" name="robots" xmlns:xhtml="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"/><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4662227003843510556.post-3723958590254757312</id><published>2010-01-17T15:40:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-17T15:40:21.144-08:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="face"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="funny"/><category 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It's Karma I tell you - last time I tried to flag down a trucker to get his attention he just flipped me off - serves ya right beotch! &lt;br /&gt;
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It's easy to drive around corners at 90 miles an hour on loose gravel - just ask these guys!&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;Don't they screen these people before allowing them to operate giant multimillion dollar machines with wings?! You'd think that would be common sense but apparently not! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Sadly though I doubt I need to hope for more idiots to come along, I'm sure we got a health supply on the way with all of last nights drunken-camera-toting-asshatery going on around the world; plenty of funny shit will be on it's way!&lt;br /&gt;
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My new years resolution: get out more, have more fun, live more of life.&lt;br /&gt;
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Whats yours?</content><link href="http://so-cal-comedy.blogspot.com/feeds/7824877899541233994/comments/default" rel="replies" title="Post Comments" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://so-cal-comedy.blogspot.com/2010/01/happy-new-year-2010.html#comment-form" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4662227003843510556/posts/default/7824877899541233994" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4662227003843510556/posts/default/7824877899541233994" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://so-cal-comedy.blogspot.com/2010/01/happy-new-year-2010.html" rel="alternate" title="Happy New Year 2010!" type="text/html"/><author><name>Darkn3ss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17992391288909573364</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="21" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6W8YIz2gr1w/SxDaZtvAGnI/AAAAAAAAC64/WDvfBMpqWpg/S220/co-surgeons.jpg" width="32"/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4662227003843510556.post-2216876165766451918</id><published>2009-12-28T23:51:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-28T23:51:39.644-08:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="awesome"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="best"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="funny"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="gag"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="hilarious"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="laugh"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="office"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="prank"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="video"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="wall"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="youtube"/><title type="text">VIDEO: Awesome office prank!</title><content type="html">&lt;h1&gt;&lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://youtube.com/darkn3ss88"&gt;VIDEO: Best office prank ever! &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;h3&gt;Just when you thought you'd seen &lt;i&gt;every&lt;/i&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://www.amazon.com/Office-Space-Special-Flair-Widescreen/dp/B000AP04L0?ie=UTF8&amp;amp;tag=theoperoo-20&amp;amp;link_code=btl&amp;amp;camp=213689&amp;amp;creative=392969" target="_blank"&gt;office&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=theoperoo-20&amp;amp;l=btl&amp;amp;camp=213689&amp;amp;creative=392969&amp;amp;o=1&amp;amp;a=B000AP04L0" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important;" width="1" /&gt; prank out there - along comes a skilled carpenter with plenty of time to cause mischief!!&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;h3&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small; font-weight: normal;"&gt;Technorati Tags: &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/prank" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Technorati tag: prank"&gt;prank&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/funny" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Technorati tag: funny"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/hilarious" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Technorati tag: hilarious"&gt;hilarious&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/office" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Technorati tag: office"&gt;office&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/wall" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Technorati tag: wall"&gt;wall&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/youtube" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Technorati tag: youtube"&gt;youtube&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/darkn3ss88" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Technorati tag: darkn3ss88"&gt;darkn3ss88&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/awesome" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Technorati tag: awesome"&gt;awesome&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/comedy" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Technorati tag: comedy"&gt;comedy&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/trick" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Technorati tag: trick"&gt;trick&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small; font-weight: normal;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;h3&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small; font-weight: normal;"&gt;Del.icio.us Tags: &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://del.icio.us/tag/prank" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Del.icio.us tag: prank"&gt;prank&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://del.icio.us/tag/funny" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Del.icio.us tag: funny"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://del.icio.us/tag/hilarious" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Del.icio.us tag: hilarious"&gt;hilarious&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://del.icio.us/tag/office" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Del.icio.us tag: office"&gt;office&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://del.icio.us/tag/wall" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Del.icio.us tag: wall"&gt;wall&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://del.icio.us/tag/youtube" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Del.icio.us tag: youtube"&gt;youtube&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://del.icio.us/tag/darkn3ss88" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Del.icio.us tag: darkn3ss88"&gt;darkn3ss88&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://del.icio.us/tag/awesome" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Del.icio.us tag: awesome"&gt;awesome&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://del.icio.us/tag/comedy" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Del.icio.us tag: comedy"&gt;comedy&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://del.icio.us/tag/trick" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Del.icio.us tag: trick"&gt;trick&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/h3&gt;</content><link href="http://so-cal-comedy.blogspot.com/feeds/2216876165766451918/comments/default" rel="replies" title="Post Comments" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://so-cal-comedy.blogspot.com/2009/12/video-awesome-office-prank.html#comment-form" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4662227003843510556/posts/default/2216876165766451918" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4662227003843510556/posts/default/2216876165766451918" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://so-cal-comedy.blogspot.com/2009/12/video-awesome-office-prank.html" rel="alternate" title="VIDEO: Awesome office prank!" type="text/html"/><author><name>Darkn3ss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17992391288909573364</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="21" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6W8YIz2gr1w/SxDaZtvAGnI/AAAAAAAAC64/WDvfBMpqWpg/S220/co-surgeons.jpg" width="32"/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4662227003843510556.post-8442309773142577269</id><published>2009-12-25T10:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-26T03:03:25.966-08:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="christmas"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="drunk"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="elf"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="fail"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="funny"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="hilarious"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="holiday"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="ice"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="reindeer"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="rudolf"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="santa"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="skate"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="ski"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="snow"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="snowmobile"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="winter"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="xmas"/><title type="text"/><content type="html">&lt;h1 style="text-align: center;"&gt;A Christmas Gift For All To Enjoy&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;h1&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;h3 style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;Winter &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: lime;"&gt;laughs&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt; compilation&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;object height="385" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/p/DC2E613F2918EA2E&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/p/DC2E613F2918EA2E&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="385" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Merry Christmas!!! I hope you don't mind seeing Santa a little...&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;F***ED up!!!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;Drunk &lt;/i&gt;santas&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Elfs being arrested for &lt;u&gt;&lt;i&gt;DUI&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://www.amazon.com/Festivus-Holiday-Rest-Allen-Salkin/dp/0446540668?ie=UTF8&amp;amp;tag=theoperoo-20&amp;amp;link_code=btl&amp;amp;camp=213689&amp;amp;creative=392969" target="_blank"&gt;Festivus - for the REST of us!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;How &lt;u&gt;&lt;i&gt;NOT&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/u&gt; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;to:&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;

&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Ice Skate&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Ski&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Ride a Snowmobile&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;Technorati: &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/christmas" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Technorati tag: christmas"&gt;christmas&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/merry" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Technorati tag: merry"&gt;merry&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/holiday" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Technorati tag: holiday"&gt;holiday&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/santa" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Technorati tag: santa"&gt;santa&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/xmas" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Technorati tag: xmas"&gt;xmas&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/reindeer" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Technorati tag: reindeer"&gt;reindeer&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/rudolf" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Technorati tag: rudolf"&gt;rudolf&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/elf" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Technorati tag: elf"&gt;elf&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/elves" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Technorati tag: elves"&gt;elves&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/present" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Technorati tag: present"&gt;present&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/awesome" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Technorati tag: awesome"&gt;awesome&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/winter" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Technorati tag: winter"&gt;winter&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/ice" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Technorati tag: ice"&gt;ice&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/skate" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Technorati tag: skate"&gt;skate&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/skating" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Technorati tag: skating"&gt;skating&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/drunk" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Technorati tag: drunk"&gt;drunk&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/fight" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Technorati tag: fight"&gt;fight&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/kick" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Technorati tag: kick"&gt;kick&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/ouch" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Technorati tag: ouch"&gt;ouch&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/owned" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Technorati tag: owned"&gt;owned&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/festivus" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Technorati tag: festivus"&gt;festivus&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/prank" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Technorati tag: prank"&gt;prank&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/dui" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Technorati tag: dui"&gt;dui&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/dwi" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Technorati tag: dwi"&gt;dwi&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/arrest" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Technorati tag: arrest"&gt;arrest&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;Delicious: &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://del.icio.us/tag/christmas" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Del.icio.us tag: christmas"&gt;christmas&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://del.icio.us/tag/merry" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Del.icio.us tag: merry"&gt;merry&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://del.icio.us/tag/holiday" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Del.icio.us tag: holiday"&gt;holiday&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://del.icio.us/tag/santa" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Del.icio.us tag: santa"&gt;santa&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://del.icio.us/tag/xmas" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Del.icio.us tag: xmas"&gt;xmas&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://del.icio.us/tag/reindeer" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Del.icio.us tag: reindeer"&gt;reindeer&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://del.icio.us/tag/rudolf" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Del.icio.us tag: rudolf"&gt;rudolf&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://del.icio.us/tag/elf" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Del.icio.us tag: elf"&gt;elf&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://del.icio.us/tag/elves" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Del.icio.us tag: elves"&gt;elves&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://del.icio.us/tag/present" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Del.icio.us tag: present"&gt;present&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://del.icio.us/tag/awesome" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Del.icio.us tag: awesome"&gt;awesome&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://del.icio.us/tag/winter" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Del.icio.us tag: winter"&gt;winter&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://del.icio.us/tag/ice" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Del.icio.us tag: ice"&gt;ice&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://del.icio.us/tag/skate" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Del.icio.us tag: skate"&gt;skate&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://del.icio.us/tag/skating" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Del.icio.us tag: skating"&gt;skating&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://del.icio.us/tag/drunk" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Del.icio.us tag: drunk"&gt;drunk&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://del.icio.us/tag/fight" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Del.icio.us tag: fight"&gt;fight&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://del.icio.us/tag/kick" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Del.icio.us tag: kick"&gt;kick&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://del.icio.us/tag/ouch" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Del.icio.us tag: ouch"&gt;ouch&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://del.icio.us/tag/owned" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Del.icio.us tag: owned"&gt;owned&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://del.icio.us/tag/festivus" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Del.icio.us tag: festivus"&gt;festivus&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://del.icio.us/tag/prank" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Del.icio.us tag: prank"&gt;prank&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://del.icio.us/tag/dui" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Del.icio.us tag: dui"&gt;dui&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://del.icio.us/tag/dwi" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Del.icio.us tag: dwi"&gt;dwi&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://del.icio.us/tag/arrest" rel="tag" target="_top" title="Del.icio.us tag: arrest"&gt;arrest&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/span&gt;</content><link href="http://so-cal-comedy.blogspot.com/feeds/8442309773142577269/comments/default" rel="replies" title="Post Comments" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://so-cal-comedy.blogspot.com/2009/12/christmas-gift-for-all-to-enjoy-winter.html#comment-form" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4662227003843510556/posts/default/8442309773142577269" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4662227003843510556/posts/default/8442309773142577269" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://so-cal-comedy.blogspot.com/2009/12/christmas-gift-for-all-to-enjoy-winter.html" rel="alternate" title="" type="text/html"/><author><name>Darkn3ss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17992391288909573364</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="21" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6W8YIz2gr1w/SxDaZtvAGnI/AAAAAAAAC64/WDvfBMpqWpg/S220/co-surgeons.jpg" width="32"/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4662227003843510556.post-3246417885947152684</id><published>2009-12-24T21:19:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-24T21:19:32.168-08:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="automotive"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="camera"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="care"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="diesel"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="fuel"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="funny"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="gang"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="gas"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="hilarious"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="home video"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="image"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="petrol"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="prices"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="rape"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="sign"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="station"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="surveillance"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="warning"/><title type="text">This is a very bad sign!</title><content type="html">&lt;h1&gt;&lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://www.amazon.com/Novelty-Sign-Business-Hours-funny/dp/B000K64EYM?ie=UTF8&amp;amp;tag=theoperoo-20&amp;amp;link_code=btl&amp;amp;camp=213689&amp;amp;creative=392969" target="_blank"&gt;Signs&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=theoperoo-20&amp;amp;l=btl&amp;amp;camp=213689&amp;amp;creative=392969&amp;amp;o=1&amp;amp;a=B000K64EYM" style="border: medium none ! important; 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&lt;a name='more'&gt;&lt;/a&gt;I would &lt;i&gt;hope &lt;/i&gt;gang rape would be strictly prohibited...lets see..&lt;u&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;anywhere!@$&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/u&gt; , However at least they give you fair warning once you actually get to the pump! Cuz your wallet &lt;i&gt;is&lt;/i&gt; about to get literally &lt;u&gt;&lt;i&gt;raped&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/u&gt;!&lt;br /&gt;
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This is either a &lt;i&gt;textbook &lt;/i&gt;violation of political correctness - &lt;u&gt;or&lt;/u&gt; the handicapped still have their sense of humor! &lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="color: lime;"&gt;F&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;A&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: lime;"&gt;I&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;L&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;Someone's getting a &lt;span style="font-size: x-large;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;i&gt;HUGE&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt; &lt;/span&gt;lump of coal in his/her stocking this year&lt;i&gt;!&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-large;"&gt;!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;h1&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Snowman FAIL&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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What the &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;i&gt;HELL&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt; is this snowman looking for exactly?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;nbsp;&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;h1&gt;They teaching &lt;i&gt;proctology&lt;/i&gt; at the North Pole now@?!&lt;br /&gt;
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Clearance FAIL</title><content type="html">&lt;h1&gt;&lt;a href="http://bit.ly/6sC1wB" rel="http://bit.ly/plugins/iframe?hashUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fbit.ly%2F6sC1wB"&gt;Trailer FAIL!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;aka.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;h3&gt;&lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://so-cal-comedy.blogspot.com/search/label/fail"&gt;Clearance fail&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://so-cal-comedy.blogspot.com/search/label/fail"&gt;ATM fail&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://so-cal-comedy.blogspot.com/search/label/fail"&gt;banking fail&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://so-cal-comedy.blogspot.com/search/label/fail"&gt;lazy fail&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://so-cal-comedy.blogspot.com/search/label/fail"&gt;redneck fail&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;and so on...&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;object height="385" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sEaqfpqLBK4&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sEaqfpqLBK4&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Sure - my full sized double decker redneck camper trailer will fit in the drive thru &lt;b&gt;ATM!! &lt;/b&gt;The salesman specifically said so! &lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;</content><link href="http://so-cal-comedy.blogspot.com/feeds/1947172251986398989/comments/default" rel="replies" title="Post Comments" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://so-cal-comedy.blogspot.com/2009/12/tight-fit-aka-clearance-fail.html#comment-form" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4662227003843510556/posts/default/1947172251986398989" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4662227003843510556/posts/default/1947172251986398989" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://so-cal-comedy.blogspot.com/2009/12/tight-fit-aka-clearance-fail.html" rel="alternate" title="Tight fit aka. Clearance FAIL" type="text/html"/><author><name>Darkn3ss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17992391288909573364</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="21" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6W8YIz2gr1w/SxDaZtvAGnI/AAAAAAAAC64/WDvfBMpqWpg/S220/co-surgeons.jpg" width="32"/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4662227003843510556.post-8200728240618970404</id><published>2009-12-12T23:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-13T00:02:34.517-08:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="awesome"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="dance"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="face plant"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="faceplant"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="fall"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="funny"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="geek"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="hilarious"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="hurt"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="injury"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="lady"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="nerd"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="ouch"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="reality tv"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="segway"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="so you think you can dance"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="video"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="youtube"/><title type="text">Faceplant - A double feature in FAIL</title><content type="html">&lt;h1&gt;&lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://so-cal-comedy.blogspot.com/"&gt;Part I&lt;/a&gt;: So, you &lt;u&gt;&lt;i&gt;thought&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/u&gt; you could dance?&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;object height="385" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iq1z5yko5HI&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iq1z5yko5HI&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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He &lt;b&gt;thought&lt;/b&gt; he could dance, until the floor gave him a lesson in how to do an old move called the &lt;span style="color: red; font-size: large;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;'Floor kiss'&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt; - but he mastered that part! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;Make sure you check out &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://so-cal-comedy.blogspot.com/2009/12/faceplant-double-feature-in-fail.html#more"&gt;Part II&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;When &lt;b&gt;Segway&lt;/b&gt; strikes back!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;h3&gt;I hate to think what he might do if you untied his &lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;other&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt; arm!&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;div&gt;Be careful what you buy your children for Christmas!&lt;br /&gt;
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- Will &lt;i style="color: red;"&gt;baby sit!&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;h3&gt;So which idiot thought to incorporate the words &lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;pitbull&lt;/i&gt; &lt;/span&gt;and &lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;baby sitting&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt; in the same ghetto advertisement?&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;You know out of curiosity at &lt;u&gt;&lt;i&gt;least&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt;one dumb soul wandered into the place with a funny look on his face and asked if they were seriously babysitting in the same house where they were selling pitbulls...I find comedy in the whole situation because the answer was probably&lt;/b&gt; &lt;span style="font-size: x-large;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style="font-size: x-large;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;"You betcha!!! and if you buy a pitbull &lt;i&gt;and&lt;/i&gt; let us baby sit your kid will give ya' a &lt;i&gt;discount!&lt;/i&gt;"&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;h3&gt;The is one slick puppy here! This video is pure comedy, why you ask? Because the dog is so calm and collected while misbehaving!&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;div style="background-color: black; color: red; font-family: Times,&amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,serif; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-large;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;LOL !!!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Sure, puppies are all fun and games for the most part; but checkout what happens when you catch them in the wrong mood! &lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style="background-color: #cccccc; color: #783f04; font-size: large;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;b&gt;Bombs AWAY!!!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link href="http://so-cal-comedy.blogspot.com/feeds/8021685574239333806/comments/default" rel="replies" title="Post Comments" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://so-cal-comedy.blogspot.com/2009/12/infamous-puppy-fail.html#comment-form" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4662227003843510556/posts/default/8021685574239333806" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4662227003843510556/posts/default/8021685574239333806" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://so-cal-comedy.blogspot.com/2009/12/infamous-puppy-fail.html" rel="alternate" title="The Infamous - Puppy FAIL!" type="text/html"/><author><name>Darkn3ss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17992391288909573364</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="21" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6W8YIz2gr1w/SxDaZtvAGnI/AAAAAAAAC64/WDvfBMpqWpg/S220/co-surgeons.jpg" width="32"/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4662227003843510556.post-8677571933425390687</id><published>2009-12-08T12:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-08T12:00:02.185-08:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="blog"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="blogger"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="california"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="comedy"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="compilation"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="darkn3ss"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="face"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="face plant"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="faceplant"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="funny"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="hilarious"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="home video"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="injury"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="kid"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="movie"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="so-cal"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="video"/><title type="text">Lil' Tikes Face Plant compilation!</title><content type="html">&lt;h1&gt;&lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/Z4PLc24Dndin64plZo6MdQ?feat=embedwebsite" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_6W8YIz2gr1w/Sx3rGPJufGI/AAAAAAAADCo/HCruzxgJFX0/s800/icon_048.png" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;FAIL Compilation&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;div align="right"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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When it comes to the things I have seen on California roads; I thought I had seen at least big portion of the weird, strange, gross, idiotic, creepy, ugly, unique, and outright crazy that travel on the roads here...that was until I came upon the &lt;a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://picasaweb.google.com/tango17/Radcap?feat=directlink" style="color: #783f04;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Times,&amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,serif; font-size: x-large;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;shitmobile!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&lt;h1&gt;How to FAIL: Advertising&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;img alt="epic fail pictures" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/epic-fail-candy-store-fail.jpg" title="epic-fail-candy-store-fail" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Candy Store &lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="color: red; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Fail&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Suck it and Sea&lt;br /&gt;
...what happens?&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;h3&gt;This is absolutely &lt;i&gt;brilliant&lt;/i&gt;! A masterpiece of music mixery and comedic &lt;i&gt;genius&lt;/i&gt; rolled into one!&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Maybe next time you should identify yourself by name, I mean your name is &lt;u&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #ff8000;"&gt;T&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: white;"&gt;i&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;g&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: white;"&gt;e&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: #ff8000;"&gt;r&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/u&gt;; how often do &lt;br /&gt;
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you hear - &lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: yellow;"&gt;‘&lt;/span&gt;Hey – this is &lt;span style="color: #ff8000;"&gt;Tiger&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: yellow;"&gt;'&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: red; font-size: large;"&gt;!#@?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;</content><link href="http://so-cal-comedy.blogspot.com/feeds/4709884717966966743/comments/default" rel="replies" title="Post Comments" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://so-cal-comedy.blogspot.com/2009/12/tiger-woods-i-need-youto-take-you-name.html#comment-form" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4662227003843510556/posts/default/4709884717966966743" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4662227003843510556/posts/default/4709884717966966743" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://so-cal-comedy.blogspot.com/2009/12/tiger-woods-i-need-youto-take-you-name.html" rel="alternate" title="Tiger Woods – I need you!…to take you name off your voicemail" type="text/html"/><author><name>Darkn3ss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17992391288909573364</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="21" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6W8YIz2gr1w/SxDaZtvAGnI/AAAAAAAAC64/WDvfBMpqWpg/S220/co-surgeons.jpg" width="32"/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4662227003843510556.post-1073990822840872530</id><published>2009-12-03T23:24:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-03T23:24:16.357-08:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="bed"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="crazy"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="elephant gun"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="gunrack"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="home shopping"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="insane"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="paranoia"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="paranoid"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="rack"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="redneck"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="rifle"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="shot gun"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="shotgun"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="sleep"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="strange"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="video"/><title type="text">The Home Shopping Network - Desperate Measures</title><content type="html">&lt;h2&gt;&lt;b&gt;Some paranoid bastard is going to get filthy rich off this...&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style="color: red; font-family: Microsoft Sans Serif; font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;The patented &lt;u&gt;&lt;i&gt;Back Up Gun Rack&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/u&gt; - for those of you who can't sleep at night without a firearm attached to your hip!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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I'm not saying it wasn't pretty cool - all I'm saying is; did this guy wake up in the morning and think to himself &lt;br /&gt;
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