So Little About So Much

Fantasy Baseball 2009

noreply@blogger.com (Art Vandelay) — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 04:17:00 +0000

Fantasy Baseball 2009 is finally here! Tonight I had my first draft of many. Its a really competitive league. Our league compromises of 12 managers, each one putting in $25. The winner of the league receives $300. A decent payout, however, if one does the math, the winners $300 would equal roughly $1.50 an hour with the time he/she puts in. Oh well, its not all about the money, its fun to brag too!

Road Trips

noreply@blogger.com (Art Vandelay) — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 14:31:00 +0000

I'm sure you all have taken some kind of road trip, if not, DON'T. Road trips always sound like a good idea at the time, in short, they're not. Seven years ago my friends and I decided we'd drive from Massachusetts to South Carolina to pick up our friend from Marine Boot Camp. It was about an 850 mile, one way trip, doesn't sound too bad. When you haven't been in a car for more than 4 or 5 hours, an 850 mile trip in the car is agonzing! "Never again," I told myself.

Well, a year later my friend whose into Chevy Caprice cars, wanted to drive to Georgia for some big Caprice race/expo. I was in college at the time and didn't really have anything to do, so i thought, "what the hell." Halfway through Virginia I knew I'd made a mistake, getting extremely antsy. Being in a car for hours on end is no fun at all. Right when we crossed the North Carolina/South Carolina line, the car's front end was suddenly touching the ground. A component in the front of the car, snapped. Great, we're stuck in Blacksburg, SC. So, we called a tow truck, a flat bed truck picks us up, puts us in the car in the back of the flat bed and brings us to the mechanic. We were at the mechanics for 8 hours! They did take us to some dive of a fried chicken place, which was quite tasty, might I add. So, when the car was fixed 8 hours later, we had had enough and decided to go back home to Massachusetts.

From this day forward, I will NEVER go on another road trip. Oh yeah, on the way home from the car being fixed, the heat went out. We had to endure the last 6 hours of the drive without any heat!

PS3: Battlefield Bad Company

noreply@blogger.com (Art Vandelay) — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 23:26:00 +0000

So I've had Playstation 3 for about five months and I've been completely addicted to the game Battlefield Bad Company. It's a first person shooting game. PS3 has the ability to connect to the internet, which means I can play with other people throughout the world. Some PS3 users have microphones so you can talk amongst each other, which is a cool feature.

Bad Company allows you the ability to check how many hours logged you've played by checking the Bad Company website online. So far I've logged 192 hours, or about 1 hour a day for 5 straight months. I came across someone online the other day that logged 1730 hours. I assume this person bought the game when it came out in June. So, if my math serves me correctly, this particular person has played the game 6.5 hours a day for 9 straight months! And I thought I had no life.

The First 48 TV Show

noreply@blogger.com (Art Vandelay) — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 01:28:00 +0000

The First 48 TV Show is a reality program on the A & E channel. This is currently my second favorite show on television, besides Seinfeld of course. The First 48 is a REAL version of those fictional CSI shows. The name of the show is derived from the saying, "if detectives don't receive a lead within the first 48 hours, the likelihood of solving the murder is cut in half."

This show is actually quite graphic in regards to showing the actual bodies of victims, etc. The real time interviews with witnesses, family, potential killers, is truly riveting. It literally keeps me on the edge of my seat. The program airs at all hours of the day, the schedule can be found at this link here.

Other reality crime shows that are also awesome include Cold Case Files and Forensic Files, which both happen to air on A&E. 48 Hour Mystery, which airs on CBS on Saturday nights at 10p.m., is more of a dramatic/story telling program on missing persons, mysterious deaths, etc. If you're interested in crime scene and mystery programs, you can't do wrong with any of the four I mentioned.

Kalua Pig Recipe

noreply@blogger.com (Art Vandelay) — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 21:04:00 +0000

This is a good weekend meal (long cooking time) and very similar to pulled pork. Kalua Pig is a Hawaiian inspired dish. The first thing you need to do is dust off the old crock pot. Crock pots are a great way to basically set it and forget it. The best thing about crock pots is it's difficult to screw up a recipe!

What you need is a pork butt. This particular recipe calls for a 6 lb. cut. Do not settle for a pork shoulder, the pork butt is sufficiently "marbled" to keep the dish nice and moist. Liquid smoke and hawaiian salt (substitute sea salt) are the two other ingredients. A tablespoon of each will do. Make sure to pierce the pork all over before rubbing it with the salt and liquid smoke. Turn the crock pot on LOW for 16 - 20 hours. Obviously you can do this right before you go to bed (it won't burn your house down). Be sure to turn the meat halfway through so the other side can marinate in the juices. During the last couple of hours shred the pork so it can all soak in the juices. Thats it, you're done, this stuff melts in your mouth! You can serve the shredded pork on a bun or mix into some brown rice. You can even use the leftovers for tacos. The shredded pork should look like the picture I took, above.

Cell Phone Styles

noreply@blogger.com (Art Vandelay) — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 02:45:00 +0000

As you know, there are a few different styles of cell phones. Bar phones, flip phones, and slider phones. I've owned all three styles at one time or another so I'll offer a bit of insight on each.

The pros of a bar phone are there durability, also, they're typically the thinnest of the three styles. The cons being that they constantly dial phone numbers if left in your pocket without the key lock!

The pros of the flip phone is their compact size, the fact that when they're shut, the screen is protected. The cons for a flip is their thick size when folded. They're more delicate as well due to more moving parts.

The pros of of a slider phone is the key pad is hidden when not in use. This obviously means you won't inadvertently call someone when its in your pocket. The cons are similar to the flip in regards to delicate moving parts. The screen can also scratch if left in your pocket or purse.

I currently own an LG Lotus, flip style phone. Obviously I'm biased, so my choice is a flip style phone. I think they just look more stylish and compact. The fact that the screen is protected when the phone is shut is the biggest positive for me. So, get to your nearest cell phone provider and play around with the three styles and chose accordingly.

Trader Joe's Supermarket

noreply@blogger.com (Art Vandelay) — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 20:55:00 +0000

Do a quick location search for a Trader Joe's near you, here, www.traderjoes.com . If you're lucky enough to be in the vicinity of one, check it out! Trader Joe's is a totally different experience than your regular, run of the mill, Price Chopper, Shaw's, Hannaford, Market Basket, etc.

Trader Joe's prides itself on eccentric food, such as, habanero pistachios, golden flax cereal, chile lime chicken burgers, a million different cheeses, etc. I could go on all day in regards to Trader Joe's out of this world selection. They also have a lot more healthy alternatives compared to regular supermarkets. A lot of their items are organic, gluten free, nothing farm raised; you get the picture. My favorite part of Trader Joe's is the abundance of quick healthy meals you can buy. Nothing beats preparing a dinner in 10 minutes after work. So, if you think Trader Joe's is just some "hippie" joint, you're sorely mistaken. Check one out near you!

Warm weather vs cold weather

noreply@blogger.com (Art Vandelay) — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 00:38:00 +0000

Living in Massachusetts, we experience some crazy temperature swings (2 degrees in Winter, 97 degrees in Summer). We get to actually experience the four seasons. Which is a good thing for some people, and a bad for others, myself included. Having lived here for 26 years, the cold weather is finally getting to me. The hassle of putting 5 layers a clothes on. Clearing off my driveway every week, driving 20 mph when its snowing, falling on my ass when retrieving the paper, etc. Just having to endure literally 7 months of winter is getting really old.

Just last week I hit the button to open the garage door and heard this loud, "pop." The arm that lifts the door ripped off due to the fact the door was frozen to the ground. These types of things only happen when its frigid, and they annoy me to no end. Last year, my pipes froze, twice. Thanks to the consecutive days of -15 degree weather! Now I have anti-freeze running throughout my houses heating system. What made the winter time even more unattractive to me was the giant ice storm we recently had a couple months ago. We were without power for three days (10 days in other parts of town.) The destruction the heavy ice caused to trees was unbelievable. You can still drive around and see broken trees everywhere.

The cost of living in a climate that gets really cold is apparent also. Heating my house is roughly $200 a month as opposed to $70 with A/C. The higher cost of layers vs just t-shirts and shorts is obvious too. My car will last only 10 years with the salt eating away at it year after year.

I understand the saying, "the grass is always greener on the other side." But, for me its time to roll the dice and move to a warmer climate, because to me, there's no comparison. Then after 10 years of being at my new destination, I'm sure I'll start bitching and moaning there!

Wobbly Barn

noreply@blogger.com (Art Vandelay) — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 23:10:00 +0000

After a long day of snowboarding/skiing at Killington Mountain in Vermont last weekend, my friends and I wanted to experience the nightlife Killington, Vt had to offer. With the town having a population of about 1100, there's really not much around. It doesn't really have your typical village feel for a ski resort, which is fine.

We did a little research on the Internet and quickly came up with the two "hottest" night spots. The Wobbly Barn and The Pickle Barrel. Supposedly, they're pretty much one in the same. We chose the Wobbly Barn for the fact of its closer proximity to our hotel. They also have a free taxi service as well. The Wobbly Barn has a steakhouse downstairs, for a nice added feature. We did eat there, while the food was decent, the prices were quite high. Which is to be expected at any ski resort town. The kicker for eating there, however, translates to getting into the bar portion, upstairs, for free. Rather than having to pay a $10 or $20 cover charge per person. The bar area was sweet, there's a stage set up for a band with seating on the outer edges. Also, there's like this balcony area above the dance floor/stage, where additional seating can be found. As I understand, the Wobbly Barn is pretty old. So, during its capacity, you could literally feel the floor moving (wobbling, no pun intended) up and down! All in all its a great place if you're looking to do some after skiing/snowboarding, boozing.

5 Hour Energy

noreply@blogger.com (Art Vandelay) — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 00:32:00 +0000

I just came home from a weekend of snowboarding in Killington, Vermont with a few of my friends. I brought myself a 2 oz. bottle of 5 hour energy with me. Keep in mind I'm not a big energy drink person, so I've never had a 5 hour energy before. My idiot friends kept razzing me to take it, saying,"it's going to upset your stomach, "it'll give you a pounding headache", etc. The razzing persisted, and the fact is, consuming the energy drink now concerned me!

So, I arrive home this past Sunday, without drinking the 5 Hour Energy in Vermont. I'm now by myself and can dodge the ridicule I may have gotten if the energy drink affects me negatively! I'm exhausted, so I grab the 2 oz. shot, quickly read the "scientific" ingredients and down it. The taste is hideous, however, it subsides quickly. After about 10 minutes I started getting a bit jittery, which persists for about 30 minutes. Once the jitters were out, I felt rejuvenated, like I had just taken a 1 hour nap. What a sweet product. I've read that people actually get hooked on this stuff, so I should probably be careful. If you need a quick pick-me-up, give this product a whirl.

Michael, Michael, Motorcycle

noreply@blogger.com (Art Vandelay) — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 18:04:00 +0000

As most of you will come to find out, (not like anyone reads this anyways), Random nonsense pops into my head at any given time. Take last night for instance, the old playground rhyme, Michael, Michael, Motorcycle came to mind. It goes a little something like this, "Michael, Michael, Motorcycle, turn the key, and watch him pee! Turn it back, and watch him crap!" (I know, I know, the last verse doesn't even rhyme.) This gem was said to anyone named Michael back in the 2nd grade, for no other reason, than the fact that his name was Michael.

This got me to thinking about other playground rhymes, keep in mind, these were used by myself, 20 years ago. My thoughts could be a bit cloudy. Another doozy, was when there was a "couple", one would blurt out; "John and Cindy sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in a baby's carriage!" Oh man, the schoolyard would laugh hysterically if this was dropped on anyone. This was one of the ultimate chants.

Another catchy phrase, "I see London, I see France, I see someone's underpants!" A classic, however, no where near as serious as the first two.

20 years later, thats all I can remember as the most popular ones here on the East Coast. After having read this blog, I'm sure most of you would like 2 minutes of your life back. Oh well, I'm sure some of you got a chuckle out of it!

House Train a Dog

noreply@blogger.com (Art Vandelay) — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 03:22:00 +0000

Does it seem hopeless that your new dog will never learn to use the great outdoors for its bathroom? First, let me start off by saying, "NEVER PAPER!" Paper training usually involves newspaper set on the ground IN a designated part of the HOUSE. While the dog quickly associates the newspaper as his/her bathroom, your dog figures that its okay to go in the house. Which is the opposite of what the owner ultimately wants! If a dog is trained in this way, its harder to break their habit if you later try training them to use the outdoors as their bathroom. I like to use a combination of crate training, and the bell technique.

Crate training is pretty straight forward. At night when its time for bed, put your dog in the crate. Make sure the crate isn't too big or too small. Your dog should be able to turn around comfortably. You can also throw a safe toy in there for good measure. Dogs will not soil themselves in their crates. Its a natural instinct of theirs not to dirty their sleeping place. A crate isn't cruel either, dogs are den animals, so the crate makes them feel right at home. Just make sure they don't stay in their crates for unusual amounts of time.

When your dog isn't in the crate when you're at home, the bell technique is perfect. The bell technique consists of hanging a christmas-like bell from the door (knob) you always let your dog out, at nose height. The first few weeks you have your dog, you MUST keep your eyes on him/her like a hawk. It's imperative to catch your dog in the act of going to the bathroom indoors. A stern, "NO" will do, quickly walk the dog to the designated door and manually hit the bell with his/her nose and say, "outside." You MUST be routine with this step. After a few weeks your dog will start running over to the door and hitting the bell with their nose on there own! It's also VERY important to praise your dog when they're doing their business outside with a "good boy, or good girl," in a high pitched voice. All dogs love/respond to high pitched voices! With these techniques your dog will be using the outdoor soil as their personal bathroom in no time.

Panini Grill or George Foreman Grill

noreply@blogger.com (Art Vandelay) — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:12:00 +0000

What do you know, another meaningless comparison. And again, another close call, which seems to be a theme of mine. I've owned both grills and I currently own a Panini Grill, which may make this a bit biased. In terms of the foreman grill, the consumer is basically paying a bit more money for the Foreman name. The grill I had was quite basic, no temperature control or on/off button, just plug in and grill. I will say that it grilled nicely for an indoor grill.

Cuisinart GR-1 Griddler Panini and Sandwich Press

The panini grill I have is the same basic looking grill, except there's an on/off knob as well as temperature control. The biggest plus is the price is probably 20% lower than a foreman grill (of that size) and does the same basic thing; it grills indoors.

I like to do whats called "spatchcocking" on the panini grill. Spatchcocking is when you take a whole chicken or cornish game hen and cut the back-bone out. This in turn allows you to open the bird like a book and flatten it out on the grill. This works great with game hens that are about 1.5 lbs. on the panini grill. Since the Grill, grills with both sides it cooks a spatchcocked game hen in 10 mins. flat. Delicious. The foreman grill and panini grill do the same thing. If you want to spend the couple extra bucks for a brand name foreman grill, go for it. If not, stick with a basic panini grill.

Billy Mays Vs Vince Offer?

noreply@blogger.com (Art Vandelay) — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 17:49:00 +0000

Which infomercial salesperson is more popular? There isn't a day that goes by that I get sucked into some infomercial I've seen 1000 times before. With that said, Billy Mays easily has the most infomercials out there. His most notorious infomercial is probably OxiClean, this product zaps the toughest stains out there! Other Billy Mays infomercials you may be familiar with, Samurai Shark, Lint-B-Gone, Gator Grip, and Buddy Putty, to name just a few.

However there's a new salesperson thats taking the TV broadcasts by storm. I see Vince Offer, spokesperson for Sham-Wow, 5 - 6 times a day, and watch the infomercial in its entirety every time. The "smooth talker's" delivery is unprecedented, which allows him to hook his viewers effortlessly. I can see him taking over many other infomercials in the near future

to put him on par with the god of informercials, Billy Mays. At this time however, Billy Mays cannot be touched. He's recognized in households across america, and maybe even the world.

Are Pitbulls dangerous?

noreply@blogger.com (Art Vandelay) — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:16:00 +0000

According to various media outlets, they're killing machines! I'm actually the proud owner of an American Staffordshire Terrier, which is lumped in with the Pitbull bread. They're no more dangerous than your neighbors Chocolate Lab, or Golden Retriever. Its all about how they're raised, just like any human. Pitbulls are perceived as human killers by ignorant people who have never had the chance to be around a responsibly raised Pitbull. It's irresponsible owners who give the breed a bad name. They use the Pitbull bread for fighting and drug house guard dog purposes, due to their tenacity and pure strength.

One ridiculous Pitbull myth is that they have locking jaws, in that they actually have a locking mechanism in their mouths. Come on, do people really believe this? Apparently, people also believe that they become aggressive due to the fact their brains never stop growing. This in turn, makes them out of control when it fills their skull! In closing Pitbulls can be excellent family pets, if raised responsibly.

Wheat Pasta or Regular?

noreply@blogger.com (Art Vandelay) — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 18:32:00 +0000

So, I've switched from eating regular (white) spaghetti to whole wheat spaghetti about two years ago in effort to live a healthier lifestyle. Previous to the switch, I was weary that the whole wheat pasta would taste cardboard. Much to my surprise, I enjoyed it more than the regular pasta. The whole wheat pasta has a richer, more hearty taste. The only downfall when cooking the whole wheat pasta vs. the regular, is the fact that its substantially less forgiving. What I mean by this, is if you happen to over cook by even a couple minutes, the whole wheat pasta virtually turns to mush. Thats a drop in the bucket compared to the qualities of the whole wheat pasta. More than twice the fiber is found in whole wheat pasta, which helps regulate our digestive systems. Studies show that most people need to incorporate more fiber into their diets. Whole wheat pasta also lowers cholesterol, which directly leads to a healthier heart.

Hodgson Mill Organic Whole Wheat Spaghetti with Milled Flax Seed, 12-Ounce Boxes (Pack of 12)

There you have it, if you regularly eat regular pasta, try switching it up and go for the whole wheat pasta. Also, a healthier alternative to those rich sauces is extra virgin olive oil. Saute some minced garlic in olive oil and mix with the pasta. You won't be disappointed.

P.S. I eat Heartland Whole Wheat spaghetti. I'm sure any whole wheat brand will do.

What TV to choose?!?!

noreply@blogger.com (Art Vandelay) — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 14:42:00 +0000

With television technology really taking off the last few years, most people find it very confusing when comparing the different types of television sets.

First, lets start out with the "ancient" technology of "bubble" screen TVs. Everyone has 'em. There those large, box-like, sets that weigh like 400lbs. The only conveniences of these models is the reliability, they seem to last forever. Also, they make a nice TV stand for other TVs to sit on. However, in terms of picture quality they can be described as looking through a screen door. They fall well short of today's newer TVs.

Next, comes the projection screen TVs that were really popular in the 90s. These things are gigantic. They resemble a parked car in your living room. If you're viewing the TV from an angle the screen turns black, these TVs need to be viewed, head-on. The newer "DLP" technology is related to the projection technology in that they use lamps to illuminate the screen. "DLP" TVs are much slimmer than their cousin. Manufacturers state that the lamps need to be replaced every 500 to 3000 hrs. of viewing time at a few hundred dollars a whack. That would be a huge problem for me, seeing as though I'd need to replace a few lamps a year. I will admit, with an HD signal their picture quality rivals the two heavyweights, LCD and Plasma.

So, now that we have the inferior technologies out of the way its time to compare the two flat screen heavyweights. I actually own both an LCD (40" Samsung) and Plasma (50" Pioneer) set, so I'll try to be as informative as possible. When I bought my Plasma set 2 years ago the picture quality, in my opinion, was much crisper than LCD sets. The colors were much deeper and eye popping. 2 years later, LCD TVs have certainly leveled the playing field. Both have their pros and cons. LCDs are better for viewing in a bright room, thanks to their anti-glare plastic screens. Plasma sets have glass screens, which in turn makes them much heavier. LCDs also use a lot less power consumption, something to think about for "green" minded folks. When LCDs first came out, they had what was called "lag." Meaning if someone was running across the screen, the viewer could see a shadow trailing the person. No longer the case with much faster refresh rates, lag isn't even noticeable anymore. Screen burn-in is not an issue with LCD either. However, that's thrown out of proportion with plasma, my set has been paused with no issue of burn-in. I also find Plasmas slightly less expensive per inch of screen, which I guess is something to keep in mind. So there you have it, no definitive answer! Both have unbelievable picture quality. It really depends what you're using the set for. For video games and such, LCD would be the way to go. For a room with limited natural light, Plasma would be superior. You can't go wrong with either technology. As for the older technologies, they leave a lot to be desired.

Introduction

noreply@blogger.com (Art Vandelay) — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 21:04:00 +0000

This is officially my very first blog post. Heeeyooo! Basically, the point of my blog is to inform people the pros and cons of different subject matter and to review material that I find interesting. For example, LCD vs. Plasma TV technology, or why bone-in chicken is better then boneless, etc. You get the picture.

Now, you might be asking yourself, "Why am I going to trust this moron's opinion?" Well, let me tell you that I watch countless hours of T.V. and surf the Net an unhealthy amount of time. For everyone out there that states TV fries your brain, I beg to differ. These wonderful technologies assist me in comparing things to the point that it takes me weeks, sometimes months, to buy simple things like a pair of shoes (slight exaggeration) . With that said, I hope you enjoy my blog and the fact that I know so little about so much.