Puns

Such Car, So Fas

kacerosky — Mon, 28 Oct 2013 08:00:00 -0700

He's Really a Person of Interest, You Know

matthewmartell — Tue, 12 Jul 2011 12:00:00 -0700

It's a thin line between flattery and felony, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

Rest in Pastry, Nuñez

matthewmartell — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 10:00:00 -0700

And that day Estaban shed many tiramisus for his fallen friend Nuñez, as his sugar-caked hands were pudding him in the ground to rest. - Matty Malaprop Source: Perry Bible Fellowship

ISOSCE-LIES!!

matthewmartell — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 06:00:00 -0700

It may act all acute, but angles like this are totally obtuse on the inside (except not actually, but lol no1curr math is for the birds!). - Matty Malaprop

Transformers: More Than Meaty Thighs!

matthewmartell — Sat, 26 Nov 2011 06:00:00 -0800

She shifts from a dumpy, whiny teenage brat into Mila f***ing Kunis! Talk about an incredible transformation! - Matty Malaprop

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MildlyAmused — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 08:00:18 -0700

Someone Needs to Shape Up

kacerosky — Tue, 12 Nov 2013 10:00:00 -0800

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matthewmartell — Mon, 27 Dec 2010 08:00:03 -0800

Tree's a Crowd

matthewmartell — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 10:00:00 -0700

Her boyfriend's name is Douglas Fir, but what she doesn't know is he's been pollenating with other lady-trees and is now a carrier of Phytophthora root rot. - Matty Malaprop

Tender and Delicous

theresaburger — Wed, 24 Jul 2013 05:00:00 -0700

Iambic Groantameter

matthewmartell — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 14:00:00 -0800

Whenever this guy makes that dopey smile of his, I simply cannot help but *King Lear* at him. - Matty Malaprop

The Best Kind of Monkey

JoeO — Sun, 28 Apr 2013 08:00:00 -0700

SMP Classic: So Long, Farewell, Ackbardersehen, Goodbye!

matthewmartell — Fri, 04 May 2012 16:00:00 -0700

A moon! A moon! A-- wait, that's no moon! - Matty Malaprop

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They Intersected at an Intersection

matthewmartell — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 12:00:00 -0700

Van 1: Full of "free candy." Van 2: Full of young children. They meet in the middle at the common trait of "lawsuit." - Matty Malaprop

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matthewmartell — Fri, 01 Oct 2010 06:00:18 -0700

But if it's Visible, Wouldn't it Be a Tie-Out?

matthewmartell — Sat, 17 Mar 2012 10:00:00 -0700

Pretty cool I guess, but it needs more Bow-ba Fett IMO. - Matty Malaprop

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matthewmartell — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 14:00:44 -0700

He's Gonna Clean Your Clock...

matthewmartell — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 08:00:00 -0700

That's why you really ought to take the time to listen to what he has to say. You REALLY don't wanna tick this guy off. - Matty Malaprop

Drop the Beet

theresaburger — Tue, 23 Jul 2013 08:00:00 -0700

Colin Feral

matthewmartell — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 16:00:00 -0700

This just reinforces the fact that he gets all the pussy(cat) in the world. - Matty Malaprop

I Sea What You Did There, Bad Joke Eel

matthewmartell — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 06:00:00 -0800

Because driving an aquarium just takes far too much work, really. - Matty Malaprop

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MildlyAmused — Sat, 15 May 2010 06:00:07 -0700

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FrankieDudeUltimate — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 10:00:09 -0700

He Knows From Experience

matthewmartell — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 14:00:00 -0700

Let's just say he's intimately familiar with the problems attached to cramming canaries into coal mines. - Matty Malaprop

Times Real Life Boss Fight Moments Occurred

mattstaff — Thu, 18 Feb 2021 12:00:00 -0800

There's no denying the fact that this wild world is packed with its fair share of absolute units and real life bosses. By bosses, we mean those folks that seem like they have certain skills just maxed out at 100. Or, a real life boss moment could be when someone escalates an otherwise calm and docile environment into a completely chaotic, adrenaline-charged mess of a moment. Like those two bros that came in brandishing a 2222-card Yugioh deck. Talk about an eternal game with no end in sight.

These moments were captured and posted to Reddit's r/Bossfight subreddit and include an array of gems like a guy who claims he can chop anything (anything from "wood" to "strong wood") or an extremely judgmental-looking snake. You have to hand it to the people of Reddit for finding this diverse array of content. Who knew that among the real life bosses of the world, there would be something for everyone? Keep scrolling below to take a look!

Now I'm Allergic to Puns Too

theresaburger — Mon, 10 Jun 2013 05:00:00 -0700

I Knew We Should Have Sent Him to Counseling!

matthewmartell — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 17:30:00 -0800

MAYBE IF YOU WOULD HAVE TALKED TO HIM ABOUT HIS FEELINGS NONE OF THIS WOULD BE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW, GERRY! - Matty Malaprop

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matthewmartell — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 15:00:20 -0800

Mandarin

matthewmartell — Mon, 29 Oct 2012 16:00:00 -0700

I'm told it says mandarin, but since I don't speak Chinese, I Cantonese really be certain of that. - Matty Malaprop

Web Designers, Hard at Work

kacerosky — Tue, 24 Sep 2013 08:00:00 -0700

He's a Meno Mother on the Pitch!

matthewmartell — Mon, 11 Jul 2011 06:00:00 -0700

Euthyphrootball has never been my personal forté; it always feels like such an athletic trial to me. - Matty Malaprop

And They All Got A+'s for Effort!

matthewmartell — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 08:00:00 -0800

Most of them were great while they were giving blood. Except for Lame Pun Coon, who couldn't stop making his *O* face for some unknown reason... - Matty Malaprop

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Sun, 19 Sep 2010 10:00:46 -0700

Don't Lie, or Harriet Will Be Furyous

grapelexicon — Sat, 14 Mar 2015 04:00:00 -0700

Oh Deer, This Park is Crowded

FrankieDudeUltimate — Tue, 17 Sep 2013 04:00:00 -0700

Reese's Clutch Award Show Accessory

kacerosky — Tue, 14 Jan 2014 09:00:00 -0800

Spughetti and Pupballs

Amemeda — Thu, 05 Nov 2015 02:00:00 -0800

Why Must You Get My Hopes Up?

matthewmartell — Tue, 26 Jun 2012 14:00:00 -0700

Merlot! The Humanity of this tragic scene! - Matty Malaprop

... Yes?

matthewmartell — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 14:00:00 -0700

OH I GET IT HER NAME IS WEDNESDAY AND IT'S WEDNESDAY AND ALSO HALLOWEEN OH YEAH THAT'S TOTALLY FUNNY LOL. - Matty Malaprop

They Can't do It Without him

matthewmartell — Sun, 23 Dec 2012 10:00:00 -0800

When Jimmy Page is the one not found.

Let's Hope He Knows How to Swim Then!

matthewmartell — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 12:00:00 -0700

In my dreams, this particular establishment is decked out with hundreds of pieces of art depicting the poor admiral drowning. Is that weird or something? - Matty Malaprop

'Looper' Sequel Just Announced!

matthewmartell — Wed, 03 Oct 2012 16:00:00 -0700

Toucan play at the time-traveling assassin game. And touwill. - Matty Malaprop Set humor to ludicrous speed!

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matthewmartell — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 06:00:09 -0800

Bamboozled

matthewmartell — Sat, 28 Mar 2015 09:00:00 -0700

An-knee-me

theresaburger — Sun, 28 Jul 2013 10:00:00 -0700

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matthewmartell — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 13:30:48 -0700

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matthewmartell — Mon, 16 Mar 2015 07:00:00 -0700

There's Something Fishy About This Trophy

kristyb — Wed, 18 May 2016 02:00:00 -0700

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MildlyAmused — Sun, 30 May 2010 06:00:14 -0700

Soo-weeeeeeeeeeeee!

matthewmartell — Fri, 24 Aug 2012 06:00:00 -0700

Ugh, now I'm just having flashbacks of that stupid Geico commercial... - Matty Malaprop