https://memebase.cheezburger.com/punsFunny pictures of really horrible, and terribly lame puns that will make you regret the day you Googled it.enMon, 08 Jun 2026 16:17:00 Zcheezburger.comhttps://i.chzbgr.com/s/unversioned/Images/logos/Memebase_sm.pnghttps://memebase.cheezburger.com/punshttps://cheezburger.com/7821475072/talonted-little-girlhttps://cheezburger.com/7821475072/talonted-little-girlAmemedaThey've learned the bake now, too!Sun, 06 Dec 2015 08:00:00 -08002015-12-06T08:00:00-08:00Amemedahttps://cheezburger.com/6269830656/its-pretty-over-prescribed-if-you-ask-mehttps://cheezburger.com/6269830656/its-pretty-over-prescribed-if-you-ask-mematthewmartelldrugliteralismmedicalsoundsuffixtryBut for those who need it, it's a great way to put a frantic, aimless life into cruise control. - Matty MalapropThu, 31 May 2012 06:00:00 -07002012-05-31T06:00:00-07:00matthewmartellhttps://cheezburger.com/18129153/technotronic-fo-lifehttps://cheezburger.com/18129153/technotronic-fo-lifematthewmartelljamliteralismpumpsinglesongVideoYeah, I totally own a copy of "Pump Up the Jam: The Album" on cassette. YOU JELLIEZ??? - Matty MalapropWed, 13 Apr 2011 10:00:00 -07002011-04-13T10:00:00-07:00matthewmartellhttps://cheezburger.com/7712182528/hole-in-onehttps://cheezburger.com/7712182528/hole-in-onegrapelexiconpunSat, 17 Aug 2013 10:00:00 -07002013-08-17T10:00:00-07:00grapelexiconhttps://cheezburger.com/3782068224/star-fleet-uniforms-don39t-make-themselveshttps://cheezburger.com/3782068224/star-fleet-uniforms-don39t-make-themselvesMildlyAmusedCommandpicardpunssewingStar TrekTue, 27 Jul 2010 06:00:04 -07002010-07-27T06:00:04-07:00MildlyAmusedhttps://cheezburger.com/6672969472/untitledhttps://cheezburger.com/6672969472/untitledmatthewmartelldatequestionliteralismdouble meaningOKAY YEAH SO MY POST TITLE IS REALLY BAD BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE DATE JOKES THAT AREN'T JUST THE PITS OKAY????? - Matty MalapropWed, 17 Oct 2012 12:00:00 -07002012-10-17T12:00:00-07:00matthewmartellhttps://cheezburger.com/6279843840/im-a-huge-onehttps://cheezburger.com/6279843840/im-a-huge-onematthewmartelldouble meaningfanliteralismmetalMusicExcept for sludge metal. That stuff never seems to blow over very well with me. - Matty MalapropFri, 01 Jun 2012 08:00:00 -07002012-06-01T08:00:00-07:00matthewmartellhttps://cheezburger.com/4718112768/they-look-pretty-finished-alreadyhttps://cheezburger.com/4718112768/they-look-pretty-finished-alreadymatthewmartellCommandMortal KombatPhotophotobombprefixMortal Costumebat? Masqueradal Kombat? I don't know. This one doesn't really roll off the proverbial tongue. - Matty MalapropWed, 04 May 2011 06:00:00 -07002011-05-04T06:00:00-07:00matthewmartellhttps://cheezburger.com/7257965824/the-florists-rose-to-the-occasionhttps://cheezburger.com/7257965824/the-florists-rose-to-the-occasionJoeOSun, 14 Apr 2013 10:00:00 -07002013-04-14T10:00:00-07:00JoeOhttps://cheezburger.com/7121635840/this-one-appears-to-be-set-to-grumpyhttps://cheezburger.com/7121635840/this-one-appears-to-be-set-to-grumpymatthewmartellswingmooddouble meaningIf you look closely, the swing actually says "Warning: contains grumpy child in desperate need of a nap." #NoItDoesn't - Matty MalapropFri, 08 Mar 2013 16:00:00 -08002013-03-08T16:00:00-08:00matthewmartellhttps://cheezburger.com/6622407424/i-present-to-you-the-baseball-mitthttps://cheezburger.com/6622407424/i-present-to-you-the-baseball-mittmatthewmartelldouble meaningliteralismMitt RomneyshoopAt long last, we have proof that Romney LOVES having balls in his face! - Matty MalapropWed, 03 Oct 2012 10:00:00 -07002012-10-03T10:00:00-07:00matthewmartellhttps://cheezburger.com/5715355136/i-would-watch-the-sht-out-of-thishttps://cheezburger.com/5715355136/i-would-watch-the-sht-out-of-thismatthewmartellfranchiseHall of FameliteralismlolwutMovienamesimilar soundingCan he please eat Matt Damon at the end of the film? That's really the kind of plot twist I'm hoping for here. - Matty MalapropThu, 19 Jan 2012 15:00:00 -08002012-01-19T15:00:00-08:00matthewmartellhttps://cheezburger.com/7455526656/metal-fans-like-puns-toohttps://cheezburger.com/7455526656/metal-fans-like-puns-tootheresaburgermetalMusicpunsfansfunnyWed, 15 May 2013 04:00:00 -07002013-05-15T04:00:00-07:00theresaburgerhttps://cheezburger.com/4764633856/meohmygodhttps://cheezburger.com/4764633856/meohmygodmatthewmartellcancatdouble meaninginnuendoliteralismseeOH MY GOD YOU GUYS IT'S JUST A TABBY GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER. - Matty MalapropWed, 18 May 2011 08:00:00 -07002011-05-18T08:00:00-07:00matthewmartellhttps://cheezburger.com/5728253696/he-specializes-in-cases-involving-nyc-sewershttps://cheezburger.com/5728253696/he-specializes-in-cases-involving-nyc-sewersmatthewmartellalligatorgatorheadinvestigatorliteralismshoopsimilar soundingThe change from prospector to inspector isn't the most subtle change I've ever seen... (thanks to Punmaster <strong>rostama</strong> for the prospector-inspector bit!) - Matty MalapropWed, 25 Jan 2012 12:00:00 -08002012-01-25T12:00:00-08:00matthewmartellhttps://cheezburger.com/4744446720/theres-tree-hour-parking-around-the-cornerhttps://cheezburger.com/4744446720/theres-tree-hour-parking-around-the-cornermatthewmartelldouble meaningfroghomophonenoticeparkingsigntoadwarningYou can try and fight the system, but in the end I guarantee you it simply isn't wart it. - Matty MalapropThu, 12 May 2011 12:00:00 -07002011-05-12T12:00:00-07:00matthewmartellhttps://cheezburger.com/4366048512/he-was-way-ahead-of-his-timehttps://cheezburger.com/4366048512/he-was-way-ahead-of-his-timematthewmartellholidaymartin luther king jrparodyrewritespeechvideo gamesMon, 17 Jan 2011 13:00:12 -08002011-01-17T13:00:12-08:00matthewmartellhttps://cheezburger.com/4942393600/he-always-cheers-me-uphttps://cheezburger.com/4942393600/he-always-cheers-me-upmatthewmartelldancinghomophoneliteralismThis makes SO MUCH SENSE. I only ever dance when I'm drunk, and I only ever get drunk at a dive-ish bar here in Seattle that I treat like my own personal Cheers. THIS PUN REALLY RESONATES WITH ME U GUIZ. - Matty MalapropFri, 08 Jul 2011 12:00:00 -07002011-07-08T12:00:00-07:00matthewmartellhttps://cheezburger.com/5390560768/starring-bruce-willisbehttps://cheezburger.com/5390560768/starring-bruce-willisbematthewmartellbruce willisHall of FameI see dead peopleliteralismlolwutquoterhymerhymingsensesimilar soundingthe sixth senseThu, 03 Nov 2011 13:30:19 -07002011-11-03T13:30:19-07:00matthewmartellhttps://cheezburger.com/5349751552/the-bearded-are-cominghttps://cheezburger.com/5349751552/the-bearded-are-comingmatthewmartellbeardfacebookfacial hairHall of FamemonthsprefixsuffixAs a bearded person, I resent the notion that facial hair is "disgusting." This poster will be hairing from my lawers soon, rest assured. - Matty MalapropWed, 26 Oct 2011 06:00:00 -07002011-10-26T06:00:00-07:00matthewmartellhttps://cheezburger.com/7951922688/live-and-let-dryhttps://cheezburger.com/7951922688/live-and-let-drykaceroskylaundryjames bondpunsfacebookFri, 20 Dec 2013 04:00:00 -08002013-12-20T04:00:00-08:00kaceroskyhttps://cheezburger.com/4561707264/and-they-love-to-celebrate-with-aarpi%C3%B1atashttps://cheezburger.com/4561707264/and-they-love-to-celebrate-with-aarpi%C3%B1atasmatthewmartellissuesoldsimilar soundingspanishwomenWed, 16 Mar 2011 16:30:57 -07002011-03-16T16:30:57-07:00matthewmartellhttps://cheezburger.com/23482625/the-silence-of-the-jamshttps://cheezburger.com/23482625/the-silence-of-the-jamsmatthewmartellhomophonejamlambliteralismMovieparodyrhymingspooftrailersVideoIt keeps itself beneath the lid, or else it gets the toast again. - Matty MalapropWed, 03 Aug 2011 08:00:00 -07002011-08-03T08:00:00-07:00matthewmartellhttps://cheezburger.com/5800729344/sponsored-by-jack-blackhttps://cheezburger.com/5800729344/sponsored-by-jack-blackmatthewmartellbeerdouble meaningHall of Fameliteralismlyricsnamesongtenacious dtribute<strong>Punmaster dbfnq says:</strong> "So I made the first pun that came to my head, and it just so happened to be..." He asked us: "Be ye pale ales?" And we said: "Nay! We are but cornish (ROCK!)!" - Matty MalapropThu, 09 Feb 2012 06:00:00 -08002012-02-09T06:00:00-08:00matthewmartellhttps://cheezburger.com/7064307200/a-very-kirby-valentinehttps://cheezburger.com/7064307200/a-very-kirby-valentinematthewmartellkirbyeuphemismdouble entendrevideo gamesdouble meaningValentines dayHey baby, let me show you my suplex. #winkyface - Matty MalapropThu, 14 Feb 2013 15:00:00 -08002013-02-14T15:00:00-08:00matthewmartellhttps://cheezburger.com/5720546304/so-the-ikia-breaks-as-easily-as-the-iphone-thenhttps://cheezburger.com/5720546304/so-the-ikia-breaks-as-easily-as-the-iphone-thenmatthewmartellapplebrandIikeakianokiaprefixReframeIf that's the case, then I have doubts about how safe it is to drive such a vehicle... - Matty MalapropFri, 27 Jan 2012 10:00:00 -08002012-01-27T10:00:00-08:00matthewmartellhttps://cheezburger.com/5710270720/the-only-desert-ill-never-tryhttps://cheezburger.com/5710270720/the-only-desert-ill-never-trymatthewmartelldessertdo not wantHall of FameprefixI've made it a point in the year-and-a-half that I've run this site to try and stay mostly non-political. But seriously punmasters, SOPA and PIPA MUST be stopped. Call your senators. Get involved. Keep the internet full of Lolcats and puns! - Matty Malaprop <a href="http://lifeaftersopa.cheezburger.com/" target="_blank">Learn more about PIPA (and how to prevent it!) here.</a>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 13:30:00 -08002012-01-18T13:30:00-08:00matthewmartellhttps://cheezburger.com/6786974720/untitledhttps://cheezburger.com/6786974720/untitledmatthewmartelliconographyChe Guevarasimilar soundingliteralismresolutionrevolutionAre Cuban HD monitors as infamously difficult to acquire as Cuban cigars? This editor is dying to know. - Matty MalapropFri, 23 Nov 2012 10:00:00 -08002012-11-23T10:00:00-08:00matthewmartellhttps://cheezburger.com/6663499008/training-wheelshttps://cheezburger.com/6663499008/training-wheelsmatthewmartelltrainingwheelsliteralismdouble meaningI don't want to deflate their egos, but truth be told I've seen wooden spools that could pump more tire iron. - Matty MalapropMon, 15 Oct 2012 08:00:00 -07002012-10-15T08:00:00-07:00matthewmartellhttps://cheezburger.com/7765945088/only-small-jobs-allowedhttps://cheezburger.com/7765945088/only-small-jobs-allowedgrapelexiconjobspunprintWed, 28 Aug 2013 08:00:00 -07002013-08-28T08:00:00-07:00grapelexiconhttps://cheezburger.com/5742168576/i-bless-the-rains-down-in-middle-earthhttps://cheezburger.com/5742168576/i-bless-the-rains-down-in-middle-earthmatthewmartellbassbeardgandalfHall of FameLord of the Ringsresemblancesimilar soundingyou shall not passyoutubeGONNA TAKE A LOT TO KEEP ME AWAY FROM YOU / THERE'S NOTHING THAT A HUNDRED ORCS OR MORE COULD EVER DO / I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN MIDDLE-EARTH / GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO FIND THE RINGS WE NEVER HAVE" - Matty MalapropWed, 25 Jan 2012 16:30:00 -08002012-01-25T16:30:00-08:00matthewmartellhttps://cheezburger.com/8604701952/b-17-misshttps://cheezburger.com/8604701952/b-17-missAmemedapunsFri, 15 Jan 2016 02:00:00 -08002016-01-15T02:00:00-08:00Amemedahttps://cheezburger.com/5888155648/im-king-of-the-kitchenhttps://cheezburger.com/5888155648/im-king-of-the-kitchenmatthewmartellhomophoneleonardo dicaprioposingprefixrecreationscenetitanicI say that not pejoratively, but merely because Thai food is always my favorite thing ever forever. - Matty MalapropFri, 24 Feb 2012 15:00:00 -08002012-02-24T15:00:00-08:00matthewmartellhttps://cheezburger.com/7770925568/beets-by-dr-drehttps://cheezburger.com/7770925568/beets-by-dr-drechutzellpunsbeetsWed, 18 Sep 2013 06:00:00 -07002013-09-18T06:00:00-07:00chutzellhttps://cheezburger.com/8758089984/web-comics-ghosts-puns-this-pun-is-gonna-haunt-me-for-the-rest-of-my-afterlifehttps://cheezburger.com/8758089984/web-comics-ghosts-puns-this-pun-is-gonna-haunt-me-for-the-rest-of-my-afterlifepunsghostsweb comicsSat, 12 Mar 2016 04:00:00 -08002016-03-12T04:00:00-08:00https://cheezburger.com/5233832960/beauty-always-has-a-pricehttps://cheezburger.com/5233832960/beauty-always-has-a-pricematthewmartellbeautybeebeesbeholderclichéliteralismPronunciationsimilar soundingFri, 23 Sep 2011 13:30:38 -07002011-09-23T13:30:38-07:00matthewmartellhttps://cheezburger.com/3756849920/where-we-going-todayhttps://cheezburger.com/3756849920/where-we-going-todayMildlyAmusedalligatornavypunsSun, 25 Jul 2010 10:00:42 -07002010-07-25T10:00:42-07:00MildlyAmusedhttps://cheezburger.com/7432519168/someone-drank-too-muchhttps://cheezburger.com/7432519168/someone-drank-too-muchJoeObeerChemistryTue, 07 May 2013 08:00:00 -07002013-05-07T08:00:00-07:00JoeOhttps://cheezburger.com/7518338048/congratulations-class-of-2013https://cheezburger.com/7518338048/congratulations-class-of-2013theresaburgerpunsfunnySun, 02 Jun 2013 06:00:00 -07002013-06-02T06:00:00-07:00theresaburgerhttps://cheezburger.com/7380600320/those-darn-hogshttps://cheezburger.com/7380600320/those-darn-hogsJoeOhedgehogThu, 25 Apr 2013 12:00:00 -07002013-04-25T12:00:00-07:00JoeOhttps://cheezburger.com/7961806848/haaay-you-twohttps://cheezburger.com/7961806848/haaay-you-twokaceroskycomichorsepunsTue, 31 Dec 2013 06:00:00 -08002013-12-31T06:00:00-08:00kaceroskyhttps://cheezburger.com/5948058112/thats-totally-not-creepy-at-allhttps://cheezburger.com/5948058112/thats-totally-not-creepy-at-allmatthewmartelldouble meaningI see dead peopleliteralismpast tensequotesawseethe sixth senseMy sixth sense is presently indicating that I should run the hell away from you... - Matty MalapropSun, 11 Mar 2012 09:00:00 -07002012-03-11T09:00:00-07:00matthewmartellhttps://cheezburger.com/4346682112/untitledhttps://cheezburger.com/4346682112/untitledmatthewmartellcombinationcontractionescapeneologismpenguinprisonSun, 16 Jan 2011 06:00:03 -08002011-01-16T06:00:03-08:00matthewmartellhttps://cheezburger.com/7317178112/the-frequency-with-which-hertz-made-puns-was-rather-impressivehttps://cheezburger.com/7317178112/the-frequency-with-which-hertz-made-puns-was-rather-impressiveJoeOscienceMon, 15 Apr 2013 08:00:00 -07002013-04-15T08:00:00-07:00JoeOhttps://cheezburger.com/5379214592/it-better-fits-the-endless-spreadsheets-it-prints-outhttps://cheezburger.com/5379214592/it-better-fits-the-endless-spreadsheets-it-prints-outmatthewmartelldouble meaningjamliteralismpeanut butterprinterproblemMon, 31 Oct 2011 14:00:59 -07002011-10-31T14:00:59-07:00matthewmartellhttps://cheezburger.com/12614917/memes-of-crime-and-punishmenthttps://cheezburger.com/12614917/memes-of-crime-and-punishmentEric Lundfunny memescrimeMemesfunnyjusticecourt<p>Ever fancied yourself interested in the legal system or at least wanted to make a goof out of crime? Here are some memes related to all things legal and criminal. Does looking at memes make you more knowledgeable of the criminal justice system? We think so. For some intriguing stories, here are some <a href="https://cheezburger.com/12568325/lawyers-biggest-revelations-in-court">lawyers biggest revelations in court</a>.</p>Mon, 05 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -07002020-10-05T06:00:00-07:00Eric Lundhttps://cheezburger.com/7788071168/the-cow-was-a-total-jerkhttps://cheezburger.com/7788071168/the-cow-was-a-total-jerkFrankieDudeUltimatesteakpunsfoodfunnycowsweb comicsThu, 12 Sep 2013 10:00:00 -07002013-09-12T10:00:00-07:00FrankieDudeUltimatehttps://cheezburger.com/5223258112/putting-the-noose-in-headline-newshttps://cheezburger.com/5223258112/putting-the-noose-in-headline-newsmatthewmartelldouble meaningheadlineheadlinesillustrationliteralismnewsnewspaperpunpunsTue, 20 Sep 2011 15:00:47 -07002011-09-20T15:00:47-07:00matthewmartellhttps://cheezburger.com/4701619200/you-can-say-that-againhttps://cheezburger.com/4701619200/you-can-say-that-againmatthewmartelldatedouble meaningHall of FamenotHe's also insincere, but that's another story entirely. - Matty MalapropSat, 30 Apr 2011 10:00:00 -07002011-04-30T10:00:00-07:00matthewmartellhttps://cheezburger.com/5858972672/thy-will-be-gandalfhttps://cheezburger.com/5858972672/thy-will-be-gandalfmatthewmartelldouble meaninggandalfliteralismLord of the Ringsnotpassquoteschoolshallsignyouyou shall not passSeriously, just don't. I can assure you that you definitely DO NOT want to double the Fines of Moria.Thu, 23 Feb 2012 06:00:00 -08002012-02-23T06:00:00-08:00matthewmartell