Puns

I See What You Kitteh'd There

matthewmartell — Sun, 09 Oct 2011 10:00:00 -0700

Stupid joke is stupid... but also, KITTEHS! - Matty Malaprop

And I Was Like Mee Mee, Mee Mee, Mee Mee, Meeeeeee

matthewmartell — Tue, 31 Mar 2015 02:00:00 -0700

He's the pop star our nation deserves, but not the one it meeps right now. - Matty Malaprop

Or That Volleyball. It Smelled Awesome.

theresaburger — Sun, 15 Mar 2015 07:00:00 -0700

Finally a Stripper That Works on More Than Just a Pole

kacerosky — Tue, 05 Nov 2013 06:00:00 -0800

Stuff That Look Like Tasty Food But Isn't

Eric Lund — Thu, 28 Jan 2021 12:00:00 -0800

There's so much stuff out there that looks like tasty food, it's a shame that a lot of it is housing insulation, spackle, spider eggs and dice. In a perfect would we could eat a rock that looks just like a steak, and we'll have to settle for using our imaginations. We're sorry, you tempting delicious cliff steak.

DOES THAT MEAN KANTO ACTUALLY IS WASHINGTON?????

matthewmartell — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 10:00:00 -0800

... because legal marijuana. And stuff. Also the squirrels in Seattle kind of look like Pacharisus? Or maybe that's just when you're under the influence... - Matty Malaprop **Pokémemes: Gotta catch 'em LOL!**

So Very Cruel

Wed, 19 Oct 2016 07:00:00 -0700

Why you have to hate like that?

Brock Cooks Up Another Joke

kacerosky — Mon, 23 Sep 2013 04:00:00 -0700

The Titanic Hitting the Iceberg

mrussoniello — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 12:00:00 -0700

This is truly the work of a *berg*eoning punsmith. - Matty Malaprop

Karen Goes Through Angry Mental Gymnastics Over Parking Space

mattstaff — Sat, 06 Mar 2021 12:00:00 -0800

The parking lot can bring out the very worst in someone. People can get all kinds of nasty, territorial, and straight up entitled over a parking space. In this case, we have an angry Karen who went out of her way to hassle an employee who was just trying to start up their work day, over a parking space that was rightfully their space to begin with. With that being said, picturing the look of pure and unadulterated rage on Karen's face when the manager closed the door when she was in the middle of her temper tantrum is enough to make one's heart glow with satisfaction.

The Shirt We've All Been PINING For

JoeO — Sat, 30 Mar 2013 14:00:00 -0700

He's a Seaman, Floating on the Waves...

matthewmartell — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 06:00:00 -0700

I'm pretty sure you could apply a nautical theme to 90 percent of Bowie's discography. "China Girl?" OBVIOUS. "Under (Sea) Pressure?" YES. "The Man Who Sold The World ('s Tea)?" NUMBER ONE ON BILLBOARD BABY! - Matty Malaprop

I Wish I Had Never

Amemeda — Fri, 11 Mar 2016 04:00:00 -0800

Ferrous Bueller

matthewmartell — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 08:00:00 -0700

**Punmaster Habeeb-It123 says:** "If he were an electromagnet, he could decide if it were his day off or on." I guess this also explains his magnetic personality. - Matty Malaprop

Its Energy is Strangely Speculative

matthewmartell — Tue, 20 Mar 2012 10:00:00 -0700

Electricity may seem like a screwy concept to the scientifically disinclined, but hey, at least it powers your apartment! - Matty Malaprop

SURR MURRNURR FURRRRNS!

matthewmartell — Thu, 24 Nov 2011 10:00:00 -0800

Revel in your 15 minutes while you can, patchy. It won't be long before it blows right on over. - Matty Malaprop

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matthewmartell — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 12:00:47 -0800

Rolling Stones: Doom and Gloom

theresaburger — Wed, 31 Jul 2013 04:00:00 -0700

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matthewmartell — Sat, 30 Oct 2010 06:00:21 -0700

Signfell

vicb01 — Wed, 19 Oct 2016 04:00:00 -0700

HERE'S WHAT I THINK OF YOUR 'RULES' MAN!

matthewmartell — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 17:30:00 -0700

A fitting homage to a man who taught us all how to ink differently, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe He Pressed Jobs Too Hard?

matthewmartell — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 06:00:00 -0800

After all, he was the former CEO's main squeeze. #ApplesAreTotallyOrangesNow #Didn'tYouGetTheMemo? - Matty Malaprop

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matthewmartell — Tue, 28 Sep 2010 05:30:47 -0700

They Are, If You Please

matthewmartell — Mon, 27 Aug 2012 06:00:00 -0700

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand obligatory. - Matty Malaprop

AARP Meet-Up

grapelexicon — Wed, 21 Aug 2013 04:00:00 -0700

Ooooh, Looks Like They're Gonna Throw Down in the Pit(a)!

matthewmartell — Tue, 18 Sep 2012 16:00:00 -0700

Man, these guys' disses are worse than the taste of spoiled tzatziki... - Matty Malaprop

Everyone Gets a Bubble!

theresaburger — Mon, 22 Jul 2013 04:00:00 -0700

More Like GNAR-Wall, Amirite?

matthewmartell — Sat, 18 Jun 2011 22:00:00 -0700

The first time I ever saw one, I totally shat bricks! - Matty Malaprop

It's the Tortoise's Challenge to Lose

matthewmartell — Wed, 21 Mar 2012 18:00:00 -0700

The odds are especially rigged against the hare here given that the tortoise has "you are home" tattooed inside his shell, "Memento"-style. - Matty Malaprop

The Joys of Potter Puns

JoeO — Wed, 20 Mar 2013 06:00:00 -0700

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FrankieDudeUltimate — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 06:00:35 -0700

The Adventures of Sir Loin

JoeO — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 08:00:00 -0700

16 Sassy Work Memes For People Going Back To The Office

Meeeeesh — Sun, 06 Sep 2020 22:00:00 -0700

Some people love working from home, and then there are those of us who despise it. We're just tired of rolling out of bed 10 minutes before work and staring at the same damn wall every single day, okay? Click here if you relate more to customer service work memes!

[sic] Cantalope

matthewmartell — Fri, 24 Aug 2012 10:00:00 -0700

I mean, in terms of clarity, I think this pun would work better as "cantelope," but who am I to quibble over minute details? #IALWAYSQuibbleOverMinuteDetails - Matty Malaprop

Common Oxymorons

matthewmartell — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 12:00:00 -0700

Yo, comic artist, I'mma let you finish, but I just gotta say you forgot "cool hipster" and "gun safety." - Matty Malaprop

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FrankieDudeUltimate — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 10:00:52 -0700

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matthewmartell — Fri, 25 Feb 2011 13:00:27 -0800

BUT WHERE IS DOG?

matthewmartell — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 16:30:00 -0800

Because I can never not lol over YES, THIS IS DOG. - Matty Malaprop

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matthewmartell — Sun, 13 Mar 2011 10:00:11 -0700

Don't Lie, or Harriet Will Be Furyous

grapelexicon — Sat, 14 Mar 2015 04:00:00 -0700

What is This, 1989?

matthewmartell — Sun, 24 Apr 2011 10:00:00 -0700

Facebook: Living the Cold War lifestyle since February '04. - Matty Malaprop

Touché, Myriad News Outlets

matthewmartell — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 18:00:00 -0700

Suzanne Collins may have written the novels, but these headlines really just write themselves. - Matty Malaprop

Gee, Thanks

theresaburger — Tue, 14 May 2013 04:00:00 -0700

The Hybrid Theory of Dating

ichc.chrispeeler — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 05:00:00 -0700

Hole in One

grapelexicon — Sat, 17 Aug 2013 10:00:00 -0700

It's Probably Also Hard for Him to Stay Foaly on Track

matthewmartell — Thu, 12 Jul 2012 10:00:00 -0700

It's kind of a catch-22, really. If you don't bet on the headless horseman, you're probably going to get murdered. If you do bet on the headless horseman, your wallet's probably going to get murdered. CONUNDRUM. - Matty Malaprop

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matthewmartell — Tue, 28 Jun 2011 13:30:49 -0700

Makes Sense, When You Think About It

matthewmartell — Fri, 28 Sep 2012 14:00:00 -0700

That's what happens when you pump too much money into the economy too quickly! - Matty Malaprop Social media at its best and worst on Failbook!

Gives New Meaning to 'Going Commando'

matthewmartell — Wed, 16 May 2012 12:00:00 -0700

Don't let them feel you coming either, unless you're dead-set on accidentally a babies. - Matty Malaprop

I Maple Have Giggled a Bit at This...

matthewmartell — Wed, 18 Jul 2012 10:00:00 -0700

I am however curious as to what "fisnish" means... - Matty Malaprop