Puns

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matthewmartell — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 05:00:48 -0800

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matthewmartell — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 14:00:34 -0800

That Seems Astrologically Complicated to Me...

matthewmartell — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 13:30:00 -0800

You nitwit! I said I was a Capricorn, not a Calculus! - Matty Malaprop

Coincidentally, He's Upstanding Too

matthewmartell — Tue, 15 May 2012 17:30:00 -0700

Because what good would a down-laying scarecrow even be, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

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matthewmartell — Fri, 13 May 2011 15:00:11 -0700

'You're Acting Like a Couple of Brats!'

matthewmartell — Mon, 24 Sep 2012 06:00:00 -0700

Once you get it, you'll realize this is a really saus-y pun. - Matty Malaprop

The Floodgayts Are Open...

matthewmartell — Tue, 31 Mar 2015 06:00:00 -0700

If This Doesn't Knock You Out, Nothing 'Quil

matthewmartell — Mon, 17 Dec 2012 12:00:00 -0800

I wish I could sleep this soundly... maybe it would help if I tried playing *Ambien*t music before bed? - Matty Malaprop

Failbook: Scientist Punoff Time!

stephenwood51 — Thu, 20 Sep 2012 17:30:00 -0700

Only amateurs choose their Halloween costumes flippantly. In truth, quality costume-choosing is a very precise science. - Matty Malaprop Social Media at its best and worst on Failbook!

Space Travel is a Two-Way Street

matthewmartell — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 06:00:00 -0700

There was a beginning and there was an ending, but I think we can all agree that Star Trek in toto was truly the full package. - Matty Malaprop

A More Literal Ice Cube

ichc.chrispeeler — Mon, 16 Sep 2013 06:00:00 -0700

Seas the Day

theresaburger — Mon, 15 Jul 2013 08:00:00 -0700

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matthewmartell — Thu, 07 Jul 2011 15:00:29 -0700

Weird and Ridiculous Junk People Tried Selling Online

Eric Lund — Wed, 27 Jan 2021 06:00:00 -0800

What's the use of throwing anything away? If someone finds some dumb junk, they're gonna try selling it online. It's amazing what kinds of things people will try to pass off as collectable these days, but that doesn't stop anyone from trying. Old Taco Bell furniture, unique-looking cheetos and homemade lawnmowers are all at the top of the list of ridiculous junk people try to sell online.

ICWUDT, Google

matthewmartell — Mon, 06 Aug 2012 14:00:00 -0700

... and I appreciate the effort... but how about you leave the puncrafting to the professionals next time, alright? - Matty Malaprop

What About Trying That New E-Reader Diet?

kacerosky — Tue, 10 Dec 2013 06:00:00 -0800

What a Deal!

matthewmartell — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 10:00:00 -0800

People seem to have mixed feelings about this sale. All the reactions are either completely positive or completely negative and nowhere in between! - Matty Malaprop

Corgnelius Does Not Approve

matthewmartell — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 16:00:00 -0800

Corgnelius seems to think that joke fell short... just like his legs OMG CORGIZ R SO CYOOOOT!!!!!!1!!!11 - Matty Malaprop

Tumblr Thread: Aggressive Generosity Combats Boomer Selfishness

mattstaff — Tue, 20 Oct 2020 22:00:00 -0700

It's quick little tales like this that manage to temporarily restore our faith in humanity. This dude did not have to intervene when the Karen in front of them was making the Dairy Queen employee's shift all the more unpleasant, but they did. Oh yes, they did, and they did so when it came at zero benefit to them. That's the selfless kindness that the world needs. Plus, picturing Karen's face when she continued to witness someone else actively offsetting her toxic antics.

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k1k1chan — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 06:00:27 -0700

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matthewmartell — Mon, 23 May 2011 14:00:20 -0700

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matthewmartell — Mon, 02 May 2011 14:00:24 -0700

Who You Gonna Call If You Need a Punny Ghostbusters Weather Forecast? This Woman

kacerosky — Wed, 13 Jul 2016 02:00:00 -0700

Deep Thoughts of the Common Ape

Kyler_Cheez — Wed, 15 Jan 2014 04:00:00 -0800

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matthewmartell — Fri, 17 Dec 2010 10:00:58 -0800

Change One Letter for an Entirely Different Movie

Amemeda — Wed, 23 Mar 2016 08:32:00 -0700

The talented design community over at designcrowd made movie posters for films with one letter of their titles changed. The results are sometimes terrifying.

This Game is a Total Gas

matthewmartell — Sun, 17 Apr 2011 10:00:00 -0700

What person is there to defend Sera against the Locust than a mustachio'd antihero clad in Wario Wear? - Matty Malaprop

Don't Wanna Be...

matthewmartell — Mon, 11 Feb 2013 06:00:00 -0800

Let's hope Michelle never leaves him, lest we have to brave this sight every day. - Matty Malaprop

I Promise to Never Dessert You!

matthewmartell — Sat, 02 Feb 2013 10:00:00 -0800

If you ever move, I'm going to tiramis-u so much! - Matty Malaprop

Memes of Crime and Punishment

Eric Lund — Mon, 05 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0700

Ever fancied yourself interested in the legal system or at least wanted to make a goof out of crime? Here are some memes related to all things legal and criminal. Does looking at memes make you more knowledgeable of the criminal justice system? We think so. For some intriguing stories, here are some lawyers biggest revelations in court.

Franks to You Too!

theresaburger — Mon, 10 Jun 2013 08:00:00 -0700

Not Quite What Tony Scott Had in Mind...

matthewmartell — Thu, 10 Jan 2013 06:00:00 -0800

Um... is this one Maverick? - Matty Malaprop

They're Not the Same Thing!

theresaburger — Thu, 23 May 2013 04:00:00 -0700

WHO IS DRIVING HORSE IS DRIVING HOW CAN THAT BE??????

matthewmartell — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 08:00:00 -0800

Let's hope she's not parked in front of a fire hydrant in the left image... otherwise she'll end up as Sarah Jessica Fightingwithatowingservice! - Matty Malaprop

Kung Ffffuuuuuuuu Panda

matthewmartell — Wed, 11 Mar 2015 02:00:00 -0700

I hear this movie's all the rage right now. - Matty Malaprop

She's Up All Night For Good Fun, We're...

FrankieDudeUltimate — Mon, 23 Sep 2013 06:00:00 -0700

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matthewmartell — Wed, 08 Apr 2015 02:00:00 -0700

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FrankieDudeUltimate — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 06:00:16 -0700

Now I'm Allergic to Puns Too

theresaburger — Mon, 10 Jun 2013 05:00:00 -0700

My New Lucky Human's Foot

kacerosky — Wed, 20 Nov 2013 08:00:00 -0800

The Best Line

matthewmartell — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 10:00:00 -0800

Me and my friends do this to my roommate everytime he starts humming Dashboard Confessional's "Screaming Infidelities." You'd think he'd have learned by now... - Matty Malaprop

This is the Best Joke Ever Told (Seen)

chutzell — Wed, 07 Aug 2013 05:00:00 -0700

"Take Me Home, Country Roads" - but sung by Korean Singer Charming_Jo

FightMilk22 — Wed, 16 Sep 2020 17:00:00 -0700

Amazing rendition of Take Me Home, Country Roads sung live on Twitch by Charming_Jo to welcome his English speaking audiences. GREAT JOB!

Laughing Gas

matthewmartell — Thu, 19 May 2011 12:00:00 -0700

Well, it makes you laugh until you get really light headed and pass out on the floor, and then you start saying Uuh Uuh Uuh. - Matty Malaprop

So That's Where They Go

theresaburger — Wed, 15 May 2013 06:00:00 -0700

HA-ha!

Amemeda — Sat, 27 Feb 2016 02:00:00 -0800

Wamp Wamp...

matthewmartell — Sat, 29 Dec 2012 10:00:00 -0800

You know what they say... you can't have a wedding without a bride and gloom. - Matty Malaprop

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matthewmartell — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 14:00:20 -0700

But It's Not a Business You Want to Break Into

theresaburger — Thu, 16 May 2013 06:00:00 -0700

Inflection is Important

matthewmartell — Fri, 08 Jun 2012 14:00:00 -0700

These two heroes may have letter-for-letter identical names, but I assure you there's a stark contrast between them. - Matty Malaprop