Puns, Puns, Puns! So Much Pun in Pictures

‘Hilarious’ is Also an Acceptable Answer

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 00:00:00 +0000

All the convenience of a first-class flight, with nun of the hassle! – Matty Malaprop

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Via: Absolutely Madness

Three Woolf Moon

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 22:00:00 +0000

WHO’S AFRAID OF VIRGENTY WORLP?????? – Matty Malaprop

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Via: Punblr

It’s the Most Important Kind of Flush

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 20:00:00 +0000

Whether in the bathroom or in life in general, courtesy is always king (-high, or Ace high in the most ideal of circumstances). – Matty Malaprop

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I Have So Many Stardust Memories of These Two

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 18:00:00 +0000

Punmaster Artanus says: “Tim Allen played the part of Buzz Lightyear. If we tried the opposite combination… I don’t think Buzz Hanks is a person.”

Buzz Hanks might not be a person, but Buzz Shanks very well might be a sex position… #You’reWelcomeForThatOne – Matty Malaprop

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Artanus

That Ketchup Guy is Quite a Congenial Condiment

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 16:00:00 +0000

When you’ve got friends as nice as these two, your regular average Joe really just doesn’t cut the mustard. – Matty Malaprop

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grabmapaw

Thy Will Be Gandalf

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 14:00:00 +0000

Seriously, just don’t. I can assure you that you definitely DO NOT want to double the Fines of Moria.

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Kraken42

Has This Fruit Never Been to a Punk Show?

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 23:00:00 +0000

The Tumblr I first saw this posted on made some stupid comment about dubstep in relation to the above statement. NEWS FLASH: MOSH PITS EXISTED BEFORE DUBSTEP IF YOU WEREN’T ALREADY AWARE, TUMBLR KIDS. – Matty Malaprop

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Via: Nathan Dickerson

VIDEO: Pun Hunting at the Grocery Store

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 21:30:00 +0000

Pleated Jeans (aka Jeff Wysaski aka Jeff Wysaskadk;asdjklafsdfjkl) has infiltrated the lair of some of the most groan-inducing of all puns: Grocery puns. Let’s watch him on his journey, shall we? – Matty Malaprop

This Inspirational Quote Makes Me Feel Eel

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 20:00:00 +0000

I think that’s also what you call a surefire way to die of suffocation. But whatever. – Matty Malaprop

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C-fax

Via: Reddit

Matt Smith Said it So it Must Be True

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 18:00:00 +0000

It’s an all-purpose piece of headgear, really; it’s great for both casual and fez-tive occasions! – Matty Malaprop

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Tellyporter231