Puns

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matthewmartell — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 10:30:38 -0800

Pan's Labyrinth

matthewmartell — Tue, 15 May 2012 12:00:00 -0700

You remind me of a fauno, a fauno with the power... - Matty Malaprop

Wamp Wamp...

matthewmartell — Sat, 29 Dec 2012 10:00:00 -0800

You know what they say... you can't have a wedding without a bride and gloom. - Matty Malaprop

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matthewmartell — Mon, 09 May 2011 17:15:09 -0700

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MildlyAmused — Tue, 11 May 2010 06:00:17 -0700

He Was Defying Animal Conventions When Mammals Were Still Underwater

matthewmartell — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 08:00:00 -0700

It's less ridden with hipception than some I've seen, but you can still totally tell that this plaidipus smokes American Spirits. He was probably also listening to The Weeknd before they blew up like a House of Balloons. - Matty Malaprop

These lyrics are cheesy

Amemeda — Mon, 07 Dec 2015 04:00:00 -0800

Word Choice... WORD CHOICE!

matthewmartell — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 16:00:00 -0800

OF COURSE I WAS TALKING ABOUT FOOD YOU DINGUS! JUST LOOK AT ME! - Kim Jong-un via Matty Malaprop

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matthewmartell — Mon, 28 Feb 2011 06:00:57 -0800

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matthewmartell — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 13:30:41 -0700

AKA the Dance of the Sugar Bun Faeries

matthewmartell — Mon, 27 Jun 2011 12:00:00 -0700

Oh man, those frosting flourishes-turned-pasties are straight up risque! They really undercut this lady's otherwise oh-so-sweet exterior. - Matty Malaprop

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matthewmartell — Sat, 05 Mar 2011 10:00:58 -0800

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matthewmartell — Sat, 26 Mar 2011 06:00:37 -0700

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MildlyAmused — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 06:00:55 -0700

Halo "Reach"

matthewmartell — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 08:00:00 -0700

Seems about right, given the target demographic for the Halo franchise. - Matty Malaprop

He's Equine All the Time

matthewmartell — Thu, 21 Apr 2011 08:00:00 -0700

♪ You can find me on the grange, prancing through the flowers / mami I got the hooves if you wanna take a run / I got some shiny pecs, I got some furry buns / so come give me a hug if you into horsey thugs ♪ - Matty Malaprop

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FrankieDudeUltimate — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 10:00:55 -0700

Franks to You Too!

theresaburger — Mon, 10 Jun 2013 08:00:00 -0700

Jeez Bill, What's Your F&%@ing Problem!?

matthewmartell — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 15:00:00 -0800

When Greg didn't respond, Bill just kept *pressing* the issue. What an ass. - Matty Malaprop

Very Successful Advert #1: Buy/Sell

matthewmartell — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 15:00:00 -0700

What I wanna know is: How long does it take someone to learn to be ambiphonidextrous? - Matty Malaprop

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matthewmartell — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 13:30:55 -0700

It's the God Supplement!

matthewmartell — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 18:00:00 -0700

Greatest possible side effect warning, or greatest possible side effect warning? - Matty Malaprop

Harry Potter Puns, Amirite?

matthewmartell — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 06:00:00 -0800

Man, talk about a Weasley joke... - Matty Malaprop

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matthewmartell — Mon, 18 Jul 2011 14:00:06 -0700

The Limelight

matthewmartell — Fri, 10 Apr 2015 04:00:00 -0700

I always wanted to be in the limelight

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matthewmartell — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 10:00:20 -0800

Fifteen Minutes Of Game Of Thrones Memes

FightMilk22 — Tue, 27 Oct 2020 22:00:00 -0700

Just a couple memes, hanging out, having a good time.

Listen, just because the show ended horribly and dissapointed everyone across all levels of fans doesn't mean that we also have to stop laughing at the memes. Does it?

It Tastes Even Better With a Splash of Crochetershire Sauce!

matthewmartell — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 14:00:00 -0700

The restaurant that sells these is such a great little place! It's owned and operated entirely by the sweetest tight-knit family you can imagine. - Matty Malaprop

Time Flies When You're Making Puns

matthewmartell — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 06:00:00 -0800

That's precisely how the old saying goes, right? Right? - Matty Malaprop

‘Star Wars: Episode VIII’ is Titled in Amazing and Awful Ways With #BadStarWars8Names on Twitter

kristyb — Fri, 08 Jan 2016 04:00:00 -0800

People on Twitter have been offering up titles for the 'Star Wars: Episode VIII". No one really knows what kind of tale the eighth installment of this epic space saga will tell but these people decided to make a guess. The resulting titles are hilarious, punny and terrible. It's probably best if the makers of the eighth Star Wars movie just stay away from the internet altogether until it's finished.

A Mashup Made in Heaven

matthewmartell — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 06:00:00 -0700

And here we see the Paula Deen Riding Things meme reaching its logical conclusion. And OH MY is it ever glorious. - Matty Malaprop

Sorin, Lord of Pickup Lines

matthewmartell — Sat, 16 Feb 2013 10:00:00 -0800

-1 Loyalty: You get an emblem that says flirting you control gets +1/+0. - Matty Malaprop

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matthewmartell — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 10:00:47 -0800

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MildlyAmused — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 08:00:45 -0700

Road Rager Picks On Motorcycle, Rider Gets Revenge

mattstaff — Sun, 22 Nov 2020 23:59:00 -0800

Some people refuse to keep their tempers in check when they get on the road. This only ever breeds more chaos and stress for everyone else that's just trying to get around. In this case, we have a crazy, angry driver who seemed like he was poised to have a meltdown over something, from the moment he got behind the wheel. Well, he certainly met his match in this motorcycle driver. The motorcyclist cut the road rager zero slack, and proceeded to stall him right into a hopeless puddle of rage.

French Prince of Bel-Air

matthewmartell — Wed, 17 Oct 2012 10:00:00 -0700

He was your perfectly average teenager until he croissanted paths with the wrong kind of kids... - Matty Malaprop

I Can't Hear You... The Signal Keeps Bacon Up!

matthewmartell — Fri, 21 Sep 2012 12:00:00 -0700

I admire the device's porktability, but its signal strength is often just the absolute bratwurst! - Matty Malaprop

That's an Opinion You Can Have About it, Sure...

matthewmartell — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 06:00:00 -0800

... but I don't really get the punch line... maybe it's just too labyrinthian for my small brain to understand! - Matty Malaprop

Well, I'm Not Negative

matthewmartell — Tue, 31 May 2011 12:00:00 -0700

Dude, you really ought to keep a better ion those things! - Matty Malaprop

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matthewmartell — Sat, 05 Feb 2011 06:00:23 -0800

It Also Makes You Look Adorabowler!

matthewmartell — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 10:00:00 -0800

What Don doesn't know yet is Sarah's going to return the favor by buying him a fedora, to express the fact that she's completely fed(ora)-up with his punny behavior. - Matty Malaprop *Many thanks to punmaster **cgimusic** for finding the source for this post!*

This is Me Around My Friends

matthewmartell — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 12:00:00 -0700

No, seriously, this comic is my life. And my middle name is STEVEN. GET OUT OF MY HEAD COMIC CREATOR!! - Matty Malaprop

What Are You Planning to Do With Your Thyme?

kristyb — Sat, 09 Jul 2016 06:00:00 -0700

These Are Not the Licks You're Looking For

matthewmartell — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 12:00:00 -0800

He may look small and harmless, but he makes a monstrous racket when he gets together with his friend C3PO))). - Matty Malaprop

Skyrim Cola

matthewmartell — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 12:00:00 -0800

The Dovahkiin drinks this and only this. - Matty Malaprop

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Neighbors

matthewmartell — Fri, 28 Sep 2012 06:00:00 -0700

Alas, poor Yorick! He was my landlord! - Matty Malaprop

He Makes My Heart Flutter

matthewmartell — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 06:00:00 -0800

... or maybe that's just the caffeine... - Matty Malaprop

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

matthewmartell — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 17:30:00 -0700

It ain't no Yankee Hotel Foxtrot, but I guess I'll let it slide. Now if you'll all excuse me, I've got a lovely damsel to court. And by damsel I mean handle and by court I mean quaff recklessly until my eyes glaze over and I pass out in a pool of my own vomit. - Matty Malaprop

There Wasn't Much to Do On That Lady Island But Think

matthewmartell — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 17:30:00 -0700

Good thing she never left that chair. Otherwise she might have ended up as Wander Woman. - Matty Malaprop

Optimus Shine

theresaburger — Fri, 14 Jun 2013 04:00:00 -0700