Puns

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matthewmartell — Sat, 19 Mar 2011 10:00:39 -0700

Quoth the Raven, Nevermore

matthewmartell — Sun, 07 Oct 2012 10:00:00 -0700

Nevermore? Did his name tag fall off? Did he go mute? I'm very confused... - Matty Malaprop

'Well That Sucks' Is The Stupid Punny Meme We Needed Today

Meeeeesh — Sat, 12 Oct 2019 06:00:00 -0700

Sometimes a stupid pun can make your day, and this meme definitely fits that bill. While most puns make us groan and roll our eyes, this one is clever beyond words and we love it for that. So sit back, relax, and enjoy this incredibly dumb meme entitled "Well That Sucks."

Mythos and Meme, Together at Last

matthewmartell — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 06:00:00 -0700

Oh man, the possibilities of mythological rage comics are endless! You have Y Eunomia Guy, Hefapfapfapstus, Me Zeusta, Poseiderp, Poker Phanes... - Matty Malaprop

These Two Really Know How to Lightnin' the Mood

matthewmartell — Sun, 12 Aug 2012 10:00:00 -0700

I must say, I can't help but admire this artist's electric sense of humor. - Matty Malaprop

What's with Owl the Fuss?

matthewmartell — Sun, 17 Feb 2013 10:00:00 -0800

**Punmaster YJCH0I says:** "Horatio Caine weighs in on an avian predicament." Well owl be damned, a somewhat funny *CSI: Miami* pun! - Matty Malaprop

#Puns

theresaburger — Mon, 20 May 2013 04:00:00 -0700

Happy LOLidays

Amemeda — Mon, 07 Dec 2015 07:00:00 -0800

My Money's On the One With the Gun

matthewmartell — Sat, 11 Apr 2015 07:00:00 -0700

Last I checked, even the biznitchinest escutcheon was still incapable of properly deflecting bullets... - Matty Malaprop

Best Branding Ever?

matthewmartell — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 08:00:00 -0700

But unlike post-its, breasticles are generally quite difficult to overlook. - Matty Malaprop

He's Done Clownin' Around

matthewmartell — Thu, 23 Aug 2012 14:00:00 -0700

I wonder if that's why he's been acting so fishy around me of late... - Matty Malaprop

It's not just kittehs that love captions! ALL THE ANIMALS DO! Check out Animal Capshunz for MOAR!

Not Again!

theresaburger — Fri, 10 May 2013 08:00:00 -0700

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matthewmartell — Wed, 10 Nov 2010 08:00:23 -0800

A Pun of Glacial Proportions

matthewmartell — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 12:00:00 -0800

Ice see what you did there, Alyssa. - Matty Malaprop

Sorry, I'm More Partial to (a)Cute Angles

matthewmartell — Fri, 24 Aug 2012 12:00:00 -0700

I mean, I'm not trying to be too terribly judgmental here, but those hot angles are always just so obtuse. - Matty Malaprop

So Twitter Is Just About Hashbrowns?

JoeO — Sat, 23 Mar 2013 12:00:00 -0700

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matthewmartell — Wed, 20 Oct 2010 08:00:20 -0700

Peanut M&Ms

matthewmartell — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 12:00:00 -0800

You better lose yourself in the chocolate you want it so never ever let it go... lest it melt in your hand and not in your mouth. - Matty Malaprop

But Wouldn't This Be Easier?

matthewmartell — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 08:00:00 -0700

I mean, couldn't the robots just run some complicated algorithm to pinpoint Wall-E's location on every page? Kinda takes the fun out of it, don't you think? - Matty Malaprop

Someone Call Davy Jones!

matthewmartell — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 12:00:00 -0700

If you're going to believe in some higher power, you may as well believe in one that is truly titanic. - Matty Malaprop

The Whole Kit'n Caboodle

kacerosky — Wed, 11 Dec 2013 04:00:00 -0800

Four (Pills) on the Floor

matthewmartell — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 10:00:00 -0700

And when he dies and is cremated, everyone will pull a genre-based 180 and somberly sing "Burning Down the House" in his honor. - Matty Malaprop

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matthewmartell — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 18:00:00 -0700

This Dog is Not Amused

grapelexicon — Fri, 02 Aug 2013 08:00:00 -0700

Hope You Didn't Workout the Punchline Ahead of Time!

kacerosky — Sat, 19 Oct 2013 08:00:00 -0700

The Sixth Sense

matthewmartell — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 10:00:00 -0700

Unfortunately, it's not a sense one can very well possess when struggling against the perils of frostbite. - Matty Malaprop

This Happens Every Time I Play Starcraft II

matthewmartell — Thu, 14 Apr 2011 08:00:00 -0700

I mean seriously! How do these people get their APMS so high? It's like f%*@ing voodoo magic! - Matty Malaprop

A Major Pain

theresaburger — Tue, 04 Jun 2013 06:00:00 -0700

Though I suppose a major pain would actually involve sharp objects (three of them).

Two of the Animal Kingdom's Finest Actors

matthewmartell — Mon, 09 Jul 2012 16:00:00 -0700

You might recognize these two from their incredible work in such fantastic films as "The Good, the Bad and the Neutered" and "Purr Fiction." Truly they're artists of the highest pedigree. - Matty Malaprop

You can has moar funny animal capshunz ober heer!

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matthewmartell — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 05:00:48 -0800

Unlimited Data Not Available in All Areas

FrankieDudeUltimate — Thu, 12 Sep 2013 06:00:00 -0700

It's Not "Intensive"

theresaburger — Wed, 03 Jul 2013 04:00:00 -0700

... Photographers, Amirite?

matthewmartell — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 16:00:00 -0800

To date, I've been in two long-term relationships with photographers. They both ended horrible. WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS I THINK THE PUNS IN THIS POST ARE PART OF A SYSTEMIC TREND BASED ON THE SOCIOPATHIC NATURE OF MOST PHOTOGRAPHERS. #jaded #biased #mostlykidding - Matty Malaprop **Get your fill of all things awesome on WIN!**

23 Hardcore Dad-Isms Culled From The Depths Of Twitter

Ada Elder — Wed, 18 Sep 2019 06:00:00 -0700

Most humans with senses of humor can appreciate a good dad joke. They'll either make you laugh or roll your eyes - both reactions are strangely satisfying. Dad expert and Twitter personality @thedad has been dropping tweets that exemplify sh*t Dads say, and the rest of the social media site decided to follow in kind. The results will leave you feeling personally attacked whether or not you're an actual father.

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FrankieDudeUltimate — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 10:00:52 -0700

JESUS DON'T CURR BOUT UR SOCIAL MEDIA

matthewmartell — Wed, 02 May 2012 17:30:00 -0700

Can't we just not do it and make a Pinterest post saying we did instead? - Matty Malaprop

23 Geeky Science Puns To Give You A Nerdgasm

Meeeeesh — Thu, 01 Aug 2019 02:00:00 -0700

Attentions nerds! Do you love chemistry? Or maybe you're more of an astronomy-enthusiast. Either way, we've got your science-y needs covered!

Nothin' Like a Morning Cup o' Joe

matthewmartell — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 06:00:00 -0700

Wooooo boy, this brew's strong enough to kill a Cobra! - Matty Malaprop

Someone Should Be PUNished

JoeO — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 06:00:00 -0700

It's Super Illegal!

matthewmartell — Mon, 27 Feb 2012 16:00:00 -0800

It may not do any immediate damage to your opponent, but it certainly helps keep life ratios in check between the two of you. - Matty Malaprop

Pun Level: Bilingual

theresaburger — Sun, 26 May 2013 06:00:00 -0700

You Otter Know the Difference

Kyler_Cheez — Sat, 12 Oct 2013 08:00:00 -0700

Someone Has Too Much Thyme on Their Hands

kristyb — Fri, 24 Jun 2016 07:00:00 -0700

Literal Crime Scene Detectives

matthewmartell — Fri, 31 Aug 2012 12:00:00 -0700

Punmaster Ken says: "CSI? NCIS? Law & Order: SVU? They don't have anything on L.C.S.D. - Literal Crime Scene Detectives."

After watching this footage, I'm fairly certain these detectives planted the evidence on their suspect. It's just a hunch I have, what with all the potting soil on the ground... - Matty Malaprop

You Know You Want This Berryal Too

matthewmartell — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 14:00:00 -0800

Personally I'd like about 12 more boxes of raspberries, but this does seem like a pretty sick way to go out. - Matty Malaprop

The puns

vicb01 — Sun, 27 Dec 2015 10:00:00 -0800

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k1k1chan — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 12:00:24 -0700

Who's On First?

matthewmartell — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 08:00:00 -0700

Q: What did the Dalek Umpire say to the Doctor as he tried to steal second? A: EXTERMISAFE.

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matthewmartell — Thu, 13 Jan 2011 06:00:56 -0800

Cushioning Your Fall Into Nihilism

matthewmartell — Thu, 22 Nov 2012 10:00:00 -0800

Just don't let your dark thoughts lead to mattresside, alright? - Matty Malaprop