Daily quote/news from SoftwareQuotes.com http://www.softwarequotes.com/ http://backend.userland.com/rss RSS.NET: http://www.rssdotnet.com/ If there is no IE connectivity, the initial mailbox data can still be supplied. It is not expected that ECS-only installations will occur for some time, however the same routines coupled with a new Base Configuration will permit continued hands-free setup.<I> -Anonymous , From an IBM software user's manual The manual has pages and pages like this, with no explanation of the acronyms, and indeed no explanation of what the software actually does. </I><br/> <p/>To see quotes by Anonymous visit: <A HREF=http://www.SoftwareQuotes.com/ShowQuotes.aspx?id=538&Name=Anonymous> Anonymous </A> Projects must meet the needs of customers and users in order to be successful. It is possible to meet budget and time goals but still be unsuccessful if customer needs have not been met.<I> -Anonymous , From Microsoft Solutions Framework (MSF) Team Model for Application Development.</I><br/> <p/>To see quotes by Anonymous visit: <A HREF=http://www.SoftwareQuotes.com/ShowQuotes.aspx?id=538&Name=Anonymous> Anonymous </A> Very good professional programmers are ten times as productive as poor ones.<I> -Anonymous , Sackman, Erikson, and Grant</I><br/> <p/>To see quotes by Anonymous visit: <A HREF=http://www.SoftwareQuotes.com/ShowQuotes.aspx?id=538&Name=Anonymous> Anonymous </A> There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don't.<I> -Anonymous </I><br/> <p/>To see quotes by Anonymous visit: <A HREF=http://www.SoftwareQuotes.com/ShowQuotes.aspx?id=538&Name=Anonymous> Anonymous </A> Real programmers don't work from 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around at 9am it's because they were up all night.<I> -Anonymous </I><br/> <p/>To see quotes by Anonymous visit: <A HREF=http://www.SoftwareQuotes.com/ShowQuotes.aspx?id=538&Name=Anonymous> Anonymous </A> Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it. <I> -Anonymous , Proverb - Found on a jokes Web site. </I><br/> <p/>To see quotes by Anonymous visit: <A HREF=http://www.SoftwareQuotes.com/ShowQuotes.aspx?id=538&Name=Anonymous> Anonymous </A> You are making progress if each mistake is a new one. <I> -Anonymous , Proverb</I><br/> <p/>To see quotes by Anonymous visit: <A HREF=http://www.SoftwareQuotes.com/ShowQuotes.aspx?id=538&Name=Anonymous> Anonymous </A> No matter how slick (efficient) the demo is in rehearsal, When you do it in front of a live audience The probability of a flawless presentation Is inversely proportional to the number of people watching, Raised to the power of the amount of money involved.<I> -Anonymous </I><br/> <p/>To see quotes by Anonymous visit: <A HREF=http://www.SoftwareQuotes.com/ShowQuotes.aspx?id=538&Name=Anonymous> Anonymous </A> A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages.<I> -Anonymous </I><br/> <p/>To see quotes by Anonymous visit: <A HREF=http://www.SoftwareQuotes.com/ShowQuotes.aspx?id=538&Name=Anonymous> Anonymous </A> The first rule of debugging - the bug's always in your code, not the compiler.<I> -Anonymous </I><br/> <p/>To see quotes by Anonymous visit: <A HREF=http://www.SoftwareQuotes.com/ShowQuotes.aspx?id=538&Name=Anonymous> Anonymous </A> It is easy to be blinded to the essential uselessness of them by the sense of achievement you get from getting them to work at all. In other words - and this is the rock solid principle on which the whole of the Corporation's Galaxy-wide success is founded - their fundamental design flaws are completely hidden by their superficial design flaws. <I> -Anonymous , The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy on the products of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation As quoted by Douglas Adams </I><br/> <p/>To see quotes by Anonymous visit: <A HREF=http://www.SoftwareQuotes.com/ShowQuotes.aspx?id=538&Name=Anonymous> Anonymous </A> But it's working as coded!<I> -Anonymous , in an attempt to justify some bad code. When I am asked for progress on whatever I'm developing, I sometimes say in a serious voice, "It's working as coded", it's amazing how many people are happy with that.</I><br/> <p/>To see quotes by Anonymous visit: <A HREF=http://www.SoftwareQuotes.com/ShowQuotes.aspx?id=538&Name=Anonymous> Anonymous </A> I would rather write programs that help me write programs than write programs. <I> -Anonymous , From Gerald Weinberg's "Understanding the Professional Programmer", What Are the Paradigms for a Professional Programmer?, page 15 in the paperback printing. </I><br/> <p/>To see quotes by Anonymous visit: <A HREF=http://www.SoftwareQuotes.com/ShowQuotes.aspx?id=538&Name=Anonymous> Anonymous </A> The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at least until we've finished building it. <I> -Anonymous </I><br/> <p/>To see quotes by Anonymous visit: <A HREF=http://www.SoftwareQuotes.com/ShowQuotes.aspx?id=538&Name=Anonymous> Anonymous </A>