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Santa Claus an Exclusive Interview! PART 3

2009-12-23T00:01:00.000-08:00

Icing Sugar Bunny from Diaphanous Cerulean 6 asked why Santa has flying reindeer instead of flying bulls, this video shows why this is so, Santa works with elves not cowboys darlings! (Elves are from Middle Earth and cowboys are from Nashville).

This is PART 3 of a 3 part exclusive interview with Santa Claus by award winning journalist and gossip hound Eye Candy (presented by SOL 3 NEWS part of IGTDN). Missed earlier parts of the interview darlings? Here they are dished up for you by Eye Candy PART 1 and PART 2 now we continue with Santa…

I Eye Candy continue my probing of Claus “Sweet Santa darling, Looney has asked about your views on the ‘recent efforts of the United Nations to allow elves to form unions along with international agreements mandating card check’ he always comes up with these helpful questions Claus.”

For a moment Santa seems perplexed (are not we all darlings?) but then he answers like a bull in a china shop “Well Eye Candy and Looney to be frank I am not a government, ho ho ho, I am just Santa Claus, I am an equal opportunity employer so if Sol 3ites choose to form same sex unions I just follow the local jurisdiction. Ho ho ho I don’t play cards!” Well Looney I am sure you found that answer from Claus to be simply riveting; he is so happy and gay answering questions!

I continue my investigation into the mind of Claus “Santa baby one of the common questions you must get asked but never seem to give a clear answer to is: how do you deliver all those gifts in one night? After all it seems a logistics nightmare.” After asking this question I nonchalantly shook my hair back into a slightly dishevelled appearance as I find it throws males I am interviewing off their game providing more frank answers.

For a moment Santa is mesmerized but then answers the question “Well Eye Candy, have you ever thought of doing shampoo commercials? Ho ho ho, I am going to come clean with you here Candy Cane Girl. When we first started delivering gifts we would do it all in one night by flying reindeer. However today, ho ho ho, we primarily use five methods. We deliver gifts throughout the year but leave them invisible then on Christmas turn on the visibility. We also use time released gifts with the help of one of our sponsors Pleasura Travel, time travel is a very efficient way to deliver such a massive amount of gifts over a short time. Another method we use is teleportation on Christmas we simply teleport the gifts. Of course we still use flying reindeer, although we are concerned about Rudolph’s nose being stuck in hyper drive. One of our major delivery methods is the global population; they do a wonderful job of delivering gifts. Ho ho ho!”

I even I Eye Candy am for an instant stunned at this answer. To think that the Sol 3 population helps to deliver Christmas gifts is quite the revelation! As I pondered this concept Claus made a suggestion that I intend to follow up on, a journalist has to be prepared to follow leads from their sources.

“Eye Candy if you really want the ultimate Christmas story you should time travel to the First Christmas.” Claus made this suggestion so casually that I almost let it glide past. Then I thought it may be a nice way to spend the long weekend! Afterwards I could go bowling and then attend a flying reindeer barbeque! Who would have thought Rudolph would be such a good chef?

On Christmas Day I will be reporting live from Bethlehem 2000 years ago. Brought to you by our sponsor Pleasura Travel exclusively on Sol 3 News!

Claus and I then indulged in what is called a “snowball fight”. Opponents scoop snow into balls in their hands and then throw them at each other! My hair became more dishevelled and I almost spilt my coffee!

Santa Claus an Exclusive Interview! PART 2

2009-12-21T00:01:00.000-08:00

The second part of the SOL 3 NEWS, IGTDN Multiverse exclusive interview with Santa Claus talking to our award winning journalist Eye Candy. PART 1 here.

“Claus darling you must be aware of the rumors that are rife about your non-existence, what would you say to those that deny your Jolly Self is roving the sky in an annual migration with a pack of flying reindeer dropping off gifts around SOL 3?” Asks I Eye Candy of Claus who is looking more dashing every moment I lay eyes upon him.

“Ho ho ho, Eye Candy my little Christmas cookie sweetness you do ask the cutting questions!” Just as he thinks I am going to interrupt to cleverly trap him into answering he continues “But I can’t resist your questions you’re irresistible. Well first of all I would say what do you mean I don’t exist? I mean here I am being interviewed by Eye Candy winner of the Sublime Hegemony TheoPhilo Award for Journalistic Excellence right here on SOL 3 News! As part of The Inter Galactic Trans Dimensional News you are an authority in reporting and the authority on certified authentic gossip!” Claus rests his hands folded together as if to say “case closed” and it is hard to argue against his logic is it not?

Perhaps this is so but I am not finished with Claus on this yet. “Claus darling, perhaps some history would add correction to the false assumptions folks here on SOL 3 have about you.” Claus sits up and responds by saying “are you talking about the origins question? I knew I should have made that out of bounds before the interview, but I suppose it is too late for that ho ho ho.”

I smile my gossip hound grin at Claus “yes the question of origins” says I “You and I both know that you are not originally from SOL 3.” Oh yes I know this is brand sparkling new news to SOL 3ites but to us of the Sublime Hegemony it is old news darlings. “Claus you are from the Sublime Hegemony, Diaphanous Azure, Azure 7 to be more precise. You and I Eye Candy grew up going to some of the same bubble festivals and Crescendo Cave Dormancies. Then as we went our separate ways I with developing my preeminent position in news and gossip in the Multiverse and you as Santa Claus, now tell us how this came about my darling Nicholas.”

A huge smile was wrapped like a gift upon Claus’s face “Yes Eye Candy what you say is true, as you went off in your direction in the media and some also suspect in the undercover services I became a Pathfinder” That is First Wave researchers and investigators in new solar systems investigating sentient life. I will also interject that although I did penetrate the Teuto-Trans-Zenith Authorities Harem it was as a journalist and gossip hound not as some clandestine Sublime Harmony secret servant (after all do I even I look like a Bond Girl? Can you imagine darling?) I nodded for Claus to continue.

“After being here in the present with my Pathfinding I booked Pleasura Travel for a SOL 3 time travel vacation. I traveled back to the 200’s and 300’s AD SOL 3 time to a place that is present time SOL 3 Turkey.” I was stunned by this revelation, I even I for an instant did not speak a word. This explained why present day SOL 3 ate turkey for Christmas! Another mystery unraveled by me Eye Candy!

Claus continued “it was then that my position on Thought Wars…” (See side bar: philosophy and theology) “…shifted to acceptance of some SOL 3 concepts regarding the disposition of those conceptual models, I became a saint and still am a saint, as a matter of fact there are plenty of us saints around”.

“You became Saint Nicholas” said I Eye Candy.

“Yes and I also found that my views on Common Use…” (See sidebar: The un-economic system of the Sublime Hegemony: everybody owns everything and nobody owns anything) “…was a jolly fit for my New Thoughts”. Nicholas had a glint in his eyes and charm in his smile with these words.

Darlings in PART 3 we will get the answers to questions such as “how do you deliver all those gifts in one night?” This third and final installment of my exclusive interview with Santa Claus will be published here at SOL 3 News Wednesday December 23 at 12:01 AM PST (Pacific Santa Time).

Santa Claus an Exclusive Interview! PART 1

2009-12-19T00:03:00.000-08:00

A SOL 3 NEWS, IGTDN Multiverse exclusive interview with Santa Claus, award winning journalist and gossip hound Eye Candy spends some time with the Jolly One just before the big day.

I yes even I Eye Candy was thrilled to sit down with Claus. He is an old friend of mine so when I met him at our non-disclosed location it was an event to behold! He has always been a rather eccentric gentleman and his attire and attitude was as peculiar as ever. In short he is simply ravishing!

“Claus darling I have not seen you since before you became a saint!” says I Eye Candy.

“Eye Candy, you look sweet as a candy cane and hot enough to cause global warming, ho ho ho.” It has always amazed me how Claus can sweet talk the ladies. It can’t just be that white cotton candy beard!

“Thank you Claus darling, speaking of global warming have you noticed any particulars around your alleged icy habitat?” Claus’s cheeks are so red you just want to pinch them!

“Oh right to the point, but of course you are an award winning journalist. I suppose confession is good for the soul so I may as well come clean here my squeezable gal pal.” At first Claus had the look of what Sol 3ites would call a “deer caught in the headlights.” Deer are four legged animals that are typically graceful and slender, charming creatures that taste good barbequed, but more about them later. Headlights are visual aids at the front of popular transportation vehicles here on SOL 3, modes of transport that are partially blamed for global warming (a quaint local theory of SOL 3 overheating because of the actions of SOL 3ites polluting). “Yes Claus I am an inquiring mind, what is your confession?” asks I as I sip my Starbucks and he his undisclosed drink (perhaps a warm milk to go with his cookie?)

“Well I have never been a match for your inquisitions my dear. Why I remember that cute little red dress you wore to the Enchantra Water Music Festival Celebratory Gala, for that matter you are an eye full today, but I digress. The fact of the matter is that the bright red proboscis of our lead reindeer Rudolph has been stuck on hyper drive for a few SOL 3 years, ho ho ho. You know it’s not the first time it has happened either!”

“Oh dear Claus, is it a medical or an engineering challenge? You do realize that many SOL 3ites will be stunned at this news.” News I must point out that I even I award winning journalist Eye Candy have exclusively discovered.

“It is medical Eye Candy, but nothing serious. We have to consider that by flying reindeer years Rudolph is an adolescent and on SOL 3 it is normative for youth to have skin problems.” The Ho Ho Ho-ing one replied smugly.

“Global warming is nothing more than Rudolph having skin blemishes!” I find it helpful to formulate “sound bites” for my readers. They provide some dramatic flare and theatre plus who knows it may get me elected one day (What? You think I’m all kisses and winks? Surprise darlings! I am also a good bowler).

Claus gave me a calculated look then replied “can you imagine why we would want to keep quiet about this? Rudolph is quite embarrassed and in a tizzy. Some of the other reindeer have been teasing him and not letting him join in their reindeer games! They forget I’m making my list and checking it twice.” A bit of Claus head shaking here then he continued “This thing has become so political, and you know I am not political. After all do you know how many borders we need to cross every year when delivering Christmas gifts? We don’t want to lose business to UPS!”

Darlings in PART 2 we will get the answers to questions such as “does Santa really exist?” plus “how do you deliver all those gifts in one night?” and more with MY exclusive! Can you imagine? Monday December 21 12:01 AM PST (Pacific Santa Time) PART 2 will be here at SOL 3 NEWS! (If you have any questions for Santa leave them in our comment section and we shall see if I ask them darlings!)

Song/video: Santa Claus is Coming to Town by Bruce Springsteen (A SOL 3 musician)

The Reimagined V TV Show Video: Reptiles and Lizards oh my! V for Chickens! Stiletto Heels and Aliens!

2009-11-06T00:12:00.000-08:00

SOL 3 never ceases to plunder the improbable as once again they succumb to silliness with yet another alien entertainment television show (translation: television is also known as TV or “the idiot box,” actually it is a cute little medium for entertainment rather like the progressive visual anthology mirrors of Bindoor 10). I should add here that an “alien” in this context is…well…me…and you…any persons alien to SOL 3 which of course includes all persons of the Sublime Hegemony.

The show apparently a “reimagined” or remade TV program creatively named V (not the Roman numeral “V” but the capitalized version of the letter “v” in the English language) is about space aliens “Visitors” that visit SOL 3. These aliens are much more developed technologically than SOL 3 (is this not true of everybody darling?)

These “aliens” have an appearance of the SOL 3 dominant species “humans” however they are actually a reptile species! Here we go again; next they will try to tell us that the Stiletto Heel Confederacy Premier on Diaphanous Cerulean 6 is a frog! Reptiles and lizards oh my! V for vexation darlings, sentient slithering scaly creatures traveling through space, can you imagine?

Have you ever seen a lizard at the Enchantra Water Music Festival Celebratory Gala? No of course not, we dine upon Tragnorian eggs after all, reptile eggs! For these silly SOL 3ites to suggest space traveling intelligent lizards would be like us creating such a program with intelligent space traveling chickens! Can you imagine the drama in that? Boldly going where no fowl has gone before! Indeed! This being said the lead lizard alien lady of the program looks like in her former years she could have attained the progressive school of shroud-kiss luster lip-paint bar replenishment.

Astonishingly I could wear a chicken costume in most major cities on SOL 3 and probably not garnish a significant reaction. Let me test this right now *investigative research ensues with chicken costume in 17 major SOL 3 cities* Now that was exhausting darlings, but I am as you know thorough in my research.

I found that I was invited out for dinner 8 times (a bit low for me to be sure), I was asked to migrate 2 times by local police (silly authority figures, chickens cannot fly and walking is a slow migration for a bird), 3 times I was given candy (can you imagine me Eye Candy?!), 3 times while in the SOL 3 city of Las Vegas I was asked if I was from the “Chicken Ranch”, and once I was asked if I was a space or transdimensional traveler! Expectations are low here on SOL 3.

Star Trek Movie 2009 a Video, Movie Adventure and Movie Review

2009-05-14T00:01:00.000-07:00

Being still relatively new to SOL 3 I had never been to what they call a “movie”. The group I went to the movie Star Trek with when learning of my lack of experience then started a chant as we purchased our documents (called “tickets”) they chanted “virgin Eye Candy”. I can only imagine what they would chant if they could pronounce my real name!

After acquiring the proper documents to enter the movie we instead coordinated an attack upon another booth (this is called “lining up”) to find more food to consume (we had already consumed massive amounts of food and beverages proceeding this occasion). However as I researched “going to the movies” prior this event I was already prepared! SOL 3 is fond of eating nebulas worth of what they call “popcorn” while going to a movie. During my research I discovered beverages called “pop” a bubbly (carbonated) sugar saturated beverage (bubbly sugar water). I also ascertained information on “corn” a kind of cereal plant sold in what is called “ears” (can you imagine? You can’t make this kind of thing up!)

Anyways, in an attempt to better understand SOL 3 inhabitants I purchased a glass of pop and placed my earlier purchase of an “ear of corn” in the glass with the bubbly sugar water. It was a peculiar beverage that certainly attracted much attention from others (something I am rather familiar with). It was a peculiar cocktail which would have been enhanced with another flavor of luster lip-bar (see right sidebar), however I digress.

We found our seats in the theater which was crowded by many persons. The stranger I sat beside greeted me by saying “live long and prosper.” I am uncertain if this was an insight as to my present condition or a proposed desirable outcome.

The lights dimmed as I sipped my popcorn beverage and the presentation began. Advertisements for many undesirable forms of humor or entertainment were offered followed by the “main attraction”.

Star Trek is from the entertainment genera named science fiction. Really rather silly attempts to project feasible concepts and characters into future situations with more advanced technology, and even cognitively identity aware intelligent alien species! Can you imagine?

After viewing the movie Star Trek I then viewed every television episode and movie of the series on the way out of the theater transacted through the Hyper-network (see right sidebar) to enhance the experience and my knowledge base on the subject.

I have concluded that the movie had glitzy special effects that were at times seemingly trying too hard similarly to a newbie shroud-kiss (see right sidebar). Indeed the effects at times seemed to distract from the movie itself almost as if they were trying to take over everything. However the technology representation was creatively embossed within the movie structure enhancing the believability for those on SOL 3. This is important for science fiction to accomplish; the science must have veracity for it to support the fiction.

Zachary Quinto (Sylar of Heroes) presented a masterful portrayal of Spock which added depth to the persona. This performance perhaps took the shine off that of Chris Pine in regards to Captain James T. Kirk. The rest of the cast was acceptable with the possible exceptions of Zoe Saldaña as Uhura who seemed stilted and awkward plus Eric Bana as the villain Nero who seemed to be trying just a bit too hard which led his performance to not being believable (once again see shroud-kiss on the right sidebar).

The time travel concept was delivered rather awkwardly, needing more than one voiceover to explain the situation which cannot be seen as good.

The integration of the character development seemed to be rather stunted as an overarching premise. Spock and Kirk were seemingly worked over but yet came back lacking (that being said Zachary Quinto was very good).

Overall it would be quaint to those of us from off SOL 3 yet to those on the planet that enjoy science fiction or are Trekkies the movie should be considered a “must see”. For those who are not from those two categories it may fall into the “I had too much Romulan ale to drink last night” category.

Taking all of this into consideration it seems unfortunate that it was decided to re-imagine the original Star Trek begging’s and to not try something new that could use the Star trek concept as a launch pad for exploration to go boldly where no Teuto-Trans-Zenith Authority Harem Member had ever gone before.

Cherry Blossom Samurai

2009-02-25T22:01:00.000-08:00

A leisurely stroll among the delightful cherry blossoms in full bloom is a delight that should be on the must see list here on SOL 3 for any visitors from the Multiverse. I recommend visiting Japan in the 1860’s as I did.* I myself yes even I was then strolling through a magnificent panorama of pinkishness a color similar to that popular among the Cerulean Tussah Merchants veils** 16 Seasons ago (can you imagine?). I smile as I reminisce upon my first CTM veil so very perfect for flirting and gossiping!

I was luxuriating in the experience among these wondrous trees of pink when I heard in whispered masculine Japanese “I cannot see the blossoms as your beauty blinds the eyes.” Now certainly I have heard words similar to these on innumerable occasions but it still received my attention. I turned to see past the magically showering blossoms to behold what at first appeared to be an exotic drink attendant from the Enchantra Water Music Festival Celebratory Gala! Imagine my excitement at contemplating that perhaps one of those pursuing me may have ventured to follow me to this location in the hinterlands of the Multiverse.

However it was then that I realized that this was actually a local denizen in his own time period! He was what is referred to as a samurai, it was at this moment that I was thankful for recently applying Tantaliza Lustre Lip-paint.***

As the samurai walked towards me crushing the wonderfully delicate pink petals beneath his Bushidō stride I thought how charming he was in his armor holding his cute sword in his hand. He seemed ever so delicate among the sensual trees, quite intoxicating really! I almost used the stereotypical question “what are you a Cerulean Tussah merchant?” as the moment was so packed with drama, dreamy!

Soon after he complimented me upon my lustrous lips we began a delightful conversation about blossoms, gardens, tea and other such agreeable matters. We were both enchanted by the cherry blossom tree and its palace of petals, he preferred rather simple symbolic or even mystical gardens and although I admit that such a garden may have its charms I do prefer something with drama and scale such as JaQiNa 5 with its rather natural virgin garden on a global scale with lots of water, we were agreeable about tea although it seems that their tea ceremony is a rather quiet affair without a pool party or conversations concerning the Procreative Wars, Thought Wars, or Prime Pellucid Axiom’s!

I thought it imperative that I should then enlighten my samurai pink petal boy (well they were covering each of us like some sort of veil or such!) He seemed to like poetry but of course was unaware of the Multiverse so I shared some thoughts including Prime Pellucid Axiom #42 “The beauty of the eyes need travel no further than the beauty of the lips”. Well needless to say he then increased the romantic allusions with what he called a tanka:

Silver, or gold, or jewels?
How could they ever
Equal the greater treasure
That is a child? They can not.

Well it was all fine until he brought children into his intentions after all we had just met and I am no shroud-kiss (can you imagine?)! I was then suspicious that he was a proponent of the Procreative Wars but after further conversation it was clear he had mentioned such a thing as he thought I would find it desirable.

I have found this curious on SOL 3 and in need of some investigation. Some females of the dominant mammalian (land) species deliberately force themselves to wait in procreation past their healthy child birthing years then attempt a trapeze act of intervention methods to manufacture pregnancy. Some other females seem to jump at the opportunity to become an incubator.

There is even a current story being carried over the cute local SOL 3 news sources about a woman mysteriously named Octo-Mom at first I presumed she was a supporter of Echelon Gender Continuity Theory. She has no masculine partner with six children and then went through medical treatment and delivered eight more children. Just so we are clear said female is of the superior land mammalian species (humans) and is not a K-9 (I should interject here that K-9’s love Tantaliza Lustre Lip-paint so you should have many opportunities to pet puppies if you wear it on SOL 3!)

Now Octo-Mom is apparently being offered a local currency of $1 million to “star” in what they call a “porno movie” (keep in mind that SOL 3 lacks Pleasure Threads). Many are now attempting to guess what a film of this nature would be named in these kinds of circumstances. Yes I understand that to those of us in the more advanced and sophisticated parts of the Multiverse find the concept of a pornographic film to be simply revoltingly boring but SOL 3 is a primitive cultural and ethical backwater.

However darlings I digress, I told my samurai suitor to concentrate more upon the jewels and not the children for now (imagine if I explained to him about Pleasure Threads!).

It was at that moment that several other samurai’s encircled us and began to attack us so I relieved my cherry blossom samurai of his sword and performed an improvised form of the Teuto-Trans-Zenith Dalliance Dance and thus disposed of the threat with red blood dripping from the blade upon the pink pathway.

I cleaned the blood off the blade before returning it to him (he seemed rather mystified which was endearing) then I took a “photograph” of my samurai, gave him a lingering kiss under the lovely cherry blossoms and then requested a Hyper-time-delineation transfer to the present from Pleasura Travel and that was when my adventures went awry! In upcoming articles I will expand upon my adventures with our dear sponsors through time and space over the past several months.

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The Decline and Fall of the American Empire?

2008-09-29T11:18:00.000-07:00

The crime and folly of the court of Ravenna was expiated a third time by the calamities of Rome. The king of the Goths, who no longer dissembled his appetite for plunder and revenge, appeared in arms under the walls of the capital; and the trembling senate, without any hopes of relief, prepared by a desperate resistance to delay the ruin of their country. But they were unable to guard against the secret conspiracy of their slaves and domestics, who either from birth or interest were attached to the cause of the enemy. At the hour of midnight the Salarian gate was silently opened, and the inhabitants were awakened by the tremendous sound of the Gothic trumpet. Eleven hundred and sixty-three years after the foundation of Rome, the Imperial city, which had subdued and civilized so considerable a part of mankind, was delivered to the licentious fury of the tribes of Germany and Scythia.
- - The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire by English Historian Edward Gibbon

In recent days it seems that many here on SOL 3 have been speaking of The Decline and Fall of the American Empire. However as the nation state of the United States does not qualify as an empire this seems to be rather presumptuous and is perhaps the product of ignorance, malcontent or guilt ridden loquaciousness.

It does raise the question as to a long term geo-political powers potential descent from such power, is the collapse of the United States imminent? As we have seen across the Multiverse Galactic Empires, Dominions, Unions, Federations, Alliances etc do collapse for many reasons. Even our own Sublime Hegemony is alert to the potential for conflict with the Teuto-Trans-Zenith Authority (of course the potential for collapse from within the Hegemony has been statistically proven to be highly unlikely).

SOL 3 historian Michael Grant in his book The Fall of the Roman Empire has divided the demise of the Roman Empire into intriguing sections:

1) The Generals against the State
2) The People against the Army
3) The Poor against the State
4) The Rich against the State
5) The Middle Class against the State
6) The People against the Bureaucrats
7) The People against the Emperor
8) Ally against Ally
9) Race against Race
10) Drop-outs against Society
11) The State against Free Belief
12) Complacency against Self-Help
13) The Other World against This World
14) Some Religious Disunities (Catholic Against Orthodox)

I have found myself of late meditating upon these various possibilities. It seems comparisons between the Roman Empire and the present day United States do hold some similar intriguing parameter delineations yet I would not with that surmise the collapse of the United States is imminent (of course one of the over arching geo political factors completely missing from Mr. Grant’s premise is the Super Factor of Gossip).

I am uncertain as to which factors most SOL 3 inhabitants would indicate as the prime movers in this situation.

Youth and Beauty

2008-07-31T08:57:00.000-07:00

The young are permanently in a state resembling intoxication.
- - Greek Philosopher Aristotle: Ethics: The Nicomachean Ethics

It seems the persistent pursuit of youth and beauty absorbs many on SOL 3. Now beauty is understandable as throughout the multiverse this is one of the predominant quests and is considered by most to be one of the Prime Pellucid Axiom’s (#16) “Beauty is translucent to the nucleus of self swallow deeply its lucent water flowing to Beauty”. Can you imagine this kind of Beauty?

However youth is enormously unstable and vacillating as the above SOL 3 philosopher Aristotle sagely indicated. Yet it must be said that youth on SOL 3 are remarkably robust beings as it seems that one must advance beyond to adulthood before they become sentient. I should also indicate the time it takes for youth to become self sufficient is alarming!

In addition it must be elucidated that youth is no guarantor of physically beauty,

The above art depicts the mythical (it seems) SOL 3 Fountain of Youth and it is testimony to this SOL 3 obsession. Notice that the old arrive at the left side of the pool, they enter the waters and when they exit they are youthful. Did you observe how all that enter the waters are female? Why is that?

After departing the pool they are once again given clothing and then it seems they attend a festive dinner party with dance, music and attentive males. Do you see the romantic couple at the bottom right corner snuggling behind the shrubbery?

What does this image-story teach us of SOL 3? Is it an insatiable desire to resemble “intoxication” and lack true self awareness, self sufficiency, responsibility and sentients? The pageantry of those who have been delivered thru these waters indicates the good things of life is one losing a mind back to the times of youth and creating an illusion that death is not on the hunt.

Therefore it seems that this obsessive seeking for youth is not primarily about youth itself but an attempt at eradication of the inevitable expiry that of succumbing to death.

Why this fixated concern about death and attempting to numb the mind as to its unstoppable hunting and slaying?

Physical youth is a condition that will be lost, it is inevitable and death is inescapable as it is a hunter that never wearies. Beauty however can exist at every age. Still for this to be true we must capture the essence of the meaning of beauty.

What is beauty?

Coincidences and Harmonic Solution Pre-mastering

2008-07-27T12:47:00.000-07:00

The inquietude I have recently experienced here on SOL 3 after contact with an interesting communication, tactile and artful device has been quite unexpected.

I have encountered a device named “books” that are formed of vegetable fibers composed of cellulose which are then compressed in a hydrogen bonding process. It really is quite disgusting when one thinks of it! In a sense it is rather like fondling your food. Yet when this process is complete these thin sheets of vegetable fibers are then printed upon with ink or dye and then bound together sequentially with delightful results!

For example I read a book called Beyond Coincidence which had the following true short story in it:

In June 2001, ten-year-old Laura Buxton of Burton in Staffordshire was at a party where she wrote her name and address on a luggage label, attached it to a helium balloon and released it into a clear blue sky.

The balloon floated 140 miles until finally coming to rest in the garden of another Laura Buxton, aged ten, in Pewsey, Wiltshire.

Laura in Wiltshire immediately got in touch with Laura in Staffordshire and the girls have since become friends. They’ve discovered that not only do they both share the same name and are the same age, they are both fair-haired, and each owns a black Labrador, a guinea pig and rabbit.

Now you may not get that sort of thing happening on Jupiter. But Earth is clearly a very small place…

Balloons are a rubber inflatable contrivance, why anybody would participate in such a behavior I am not certain. It is certainly not the Enchantra Water Music Festival Celebratory Gala! Can you imagine? I was rapturously pleased at the mention of SOL 3 as a “small place” that is certainly putting it mildly! Honestly at times they seem to look upon SOL 3 as the center of the multiverse!

Needless to say (but I will anyways) this book on coincidences brought back memories of Thought Wars (philosophizing) back home at Azure 7!

Questions such as:

Is anything truly a coincidence?

Is there absolute randomness?

Is there a harmonic solution mastering everything?

If everything that happens is pre-mastered then how free or random are we able to be?

What roll should experiencing synchronistic events play in how sentient beings live their lives?

How many events need to be “synchronized” for us to accept there is a pattern such as that in the above video of what human sentients call the domino effect?

As a part of experiencing this book I gained access to a balloon of said type, placed my name “Eye Candy” on it along with my origins (Azure 7 Sublime Hegemony: Diaphanous Azure) and let it fly to the sky after 4.5 SOL 3 “days” I have yet to have been contacted by another “Eye Candy”.

Earth Decoded By Eye Candy

2008-07-24T18:45:00.000-07:00

Greetings and salutations welcome to The Inter Galactic Trans Dimensional News (IGTDN) hyper-networked on SOL 3 (Earth) via Stealth Relay and locally on the SOL 3 Blogger system.

Recently when I was approached about possibly proceeding as a Pathfinder for SOL 3 I admit I was rather hesitant. I had no background in the SOL system and had only briefly passed thru its galactic arm once long ago.

Yet the sense of adventure, the possibility of exploring a biosphere of unique life forms has a certain delight similar to that when one walks the Gardens of JaQiNa 5.

The challenges are myriad as the most advanced species (it seems to be humans) on SOL 3 have still to transport themselves out of the system as they have not developed faster than light technology!

In many ways the life forms are diplomatically speaking “primitive” they do though hold much promise and entertainment value so I guarantee stories that will tantalize, titillate, entertain, educate and bemuse you. As a matter of fact I believe that SOL 3 could become the talk of the multiverse!

I will be investigating every aspect of life here on SOL 3, so if you diligently follow my stories you will be prepared for vacations here or possibly even stays of a longer term in preparation for future developments. My investigations will be enhanced as I will do the usual Timeline Thread Points (time travel to you locals) to interview key persons from their history and examine developments on the micro and macro scale according to the HarmZhant System.

I will also consider the ramifications of events in the surrounding Space Zones that may have implications on SOL 3.

I have not been here for long so much is new and engaging/disturbing to me however I have already had the opportunity to be involved in what they call a Reality TV show but more about that later.

I will do my best to increase communication with the interesting SOL 3 inhabitants and you may access their comments with each story I relay. They can be a queer bunch so be prepared for some bizarre concepts and quirky habits. Along the way perhaps I can also elucidate them as to life among us.

If you are curious as to my designation (name is the local description) of course as I am from Azure 7 Sublime Hegemony: Diaphanous Azure “Eye Candy” is certainly not my real name, can you imagine? When I first arrived on SOL 3 I was strolling along a location named Muscle Beach in Venice California United States of America (a city, state and what they call a nation) and several locals called me “eye candy” and tried what they called “hitting on me” I corrected their assumption but I have adopted the name to enhance the possibilities of my interactions with the humans.

One comment about form, I will be communicating in the local terminology as to measures etc so please keep your lingscan devices turned onto standard till you are prepared to learn my exact translations.

Other than that you can rely on me to decode SOL 3 for you (with some aid from the locals), I will provide insights, commentary and editorials and of course gossip!