Some Things To Chu On

Thanks for the Mammaries

2012-05-03T14:34:00.004-04:00

Ever wonder what your baby has been drinking her whole life? Me too! My two-month-old didn't finish all of her boob juice, so I decided to give it a try.

Verdict: Not as tasty as I was expecting. I thought it would be thick and sweet, but instead it was fairly bland and thin.

Does this gross you out? Would you try breast milk?

If you say so...

2011-09-02T08:15:00.001-04:00

I asked Kara what I should make for dinner, and she said, "Alfredo". So I cooked up some angel hair pasta, poured in some half&half, black pepper, and butter, topped it with a chopped up tomato from my garden, and done.

Fresh pesto for lunch?

2011-08-17T08:32:00.001-04:00

Why not?

Step 1. Go out to the garden and pick a bunch of fresh basil leaves.
Step 2. Throw washed basil, sunflower seeds, and parmesan cheese into the food processor.
~~Step 3. Cut a hole in the box.~~
Step 3. ????
Step 4. Profit!

Dump it all in! No measuring required.

Blend together with a bunch of olive oil.

Mix together with whatever pasta you have sitting around, throw in <meat of choice>. In this case, bacon and sausage.

Pack it up and eat it for lunch! yum.

What did you have for lunch today?

Grilled Beef Ribs

2011-07-21T08:17:00.000-04:00

Ribs grilled for almost two hours, a baked potato (with bacon), and some spinach (wife's addition)

More pizza :)

2011-07-19T07:56:00.000-04:00

I know I post a lot of pizza photos. I'm like a proud dad.

Ricotta, home-grown tomatoes, home grown basil, jimmy dean sausage.

What's your "Go-To" meal?

Garden Dinner

2011-07-06T21:52:00.000-04:00

Tonight's meal brought to you via MY GARDEN. That's right, fresh basil for the pesto, plucked from my basil plants. Garnished with fresh tomatoes, ripe from my tomato plant.

Next time, I'll have to make my own pasta too. I was too lazy for that this time. I probably won't be able to get fresh chicken for a couple years, when my friend's chickens get too old to lay eggs. This will do for now.

Check out my garden!

2011-06-24T18:11:00.000-04:00

I started a garden about a month ago, and it's doing great, for the most part. The big winner so far is my Roma tomato plant, which seems to be taking up more than its fair share of space.

I originally started it out based on the Square Foot Gardening technique, but I was not terribly precise when I did the actual planting, so it looks more "organic" now. Yeah, it's not "messy", it's "organic".

The fence is to keep out the bunnies. We have a whole bunch of them that live under the deck. Since they can't eat my plants, they eat the strawberries in my neighbor's garden. :)

Look at all these tomatoes!

I don't even like tomatoes.

I plan to use these for pizza sauce when they get ripe. I figure that's the next step in pizza making, now that I have the dough and cooking process going fairly well.

I'm growing strawberries too, but I only have 2 growing so far.

that tiny white thing in the center = potential yum.

Next year will be even bigger and better, now that I know I can grow stuff without killing it, and what works and doesn't.

I have an automatic watering system going on, using a drip hose on a timer. Laziness is awesome.

Better, but not perfect!

2011-06-23T21:43:00.000-04:00

Not that there is a "perfect" when it comes to my pizza, but I'm getting better.

It's definitely better on the grill than in the oven. I can get the stone a lot hotter, which makes for a better crust underneath. I might have to get another stone above the pizza to keep the air temperature as hot as I'd like. This is the beginning of craziness though.

Yes, my stone is cracked. No, I don't give a crap.

Pizza nerds call this the "upskirt" shot.

I'm pretty happy with the amount that the bottom is getting cooked. I just need to get the temp above the pizza hotter to match.

The crust is nice and moist and fluffy. Not bad.

Plus Running, Minus Running.

2011-06-15T20:24:00.000-04:00

This evening I went for a long run (well, long for me). Kara would consider it a warmup, but 5 miles is pretty good for me. I didn't even stop to walk, so that's new!

But then I pretty much cancelled out any health benefit the running may have gained me with my dinner.

I started with some yummy soft potato rolls, slider-sized. Browned to a gorgeous golden brown, in butter of course.

Oh yes, soon you will be mine. Mine, I say!

Then I stuffed those yummy yellow buns with some ground beef (seasoned simply with salt and pepper, not the 80's hip-hop duo), some applewood smoked bacon, and a fried egg.

An extra piece for good luck.

I stay healthy by not eating dessert after meals like this.

So yummy and juicy.

A better grilled pizza!

2011-06-03T07:24:00.000-04:00

This time when I made the pizza on the grill, I didn't screw it up! Not too badly, at least.

The slight charring on the bottom means that I actually got the pizza stone hot enough - something I have been unable to do in my oven. The top of the crust was less cooked than I'd like, but it tasted great! It was still moist inside and crispy on the outside, just about perfect!

The grill temperature was around 600 when I put the pizza in. I left the grill open longer than I wanted though, so a lot of the hot air escaped. This is a problem with grilled pizza that I will have to work on. I do not yet have an IR thermometer, so I'm not sure exactly how hot the stone itself was, but since it's right over the propane burners that were all set to HIGH, I'd guess it was pretty hot.

I think I'm a little obsessed.

Memorial Day Meals

2011-05-30T21:45:00.000-04:00

Ok, so there's no pictures from the actual Memorial Day meals, because they were fairly unexciting basic grilled burgers from frozen patties. Sunday though, was pretty great. The weather was amazing, so we ate a very nice casual meal out on the deck.

complete with lovely beverages and citronella candle

Angie made some delicious guacamole to go with the tortilla chips, along with some salsa and fake sour cream (It's some sort of yogurt, so it's healthy!).

Then we chowed down. It was good.

I have a hard time making a normal face to the camera. Check out my cleavage.

After relaxing a bit and enjoying the views, I made some burgers. Healthy burgers, made with ground turkey, and stuffed with blue cheese. I seasoned the meat with some black pepper and salt. Yum!

Yummy oozy cheese, on amazingly soft buttery potato rolls.

Actually, I lied about not having any Memorial Day photos, because this one was the breakfast I made this morning. Sausage patty, and a runny egg, also on those awesome potato rolls.

I toasted the roll in butter, because, well, why the hell not?

How was your Memorial Day weekend?

Saturday Breakfast

2011-05-28T12:44:00.002-04:00

Banana Pancakes. Yes indeed.

Pizza FAIL

2011-05-26T21:24:00.000-04:00

No, I'm not perfect, as some of my loyal readers might believe. Sometimes it takes me a couple tries to get things the way I want them. (ok, sometimes more than a couple.)

Tonight was one of those nights. I needed to prepare for the summer, for when it's too warm to run the oven at full blast in the house. But I obviously couldn't go the entire summer without making pizza, so it was time to practice pizza on the grill. This can get a little tricky, because I am just not a pizza master yet. A regular oven has its advantages and disadvantages. On the plus side, it's highly controllable and convenient. On the negative side, it can only get up to about 500 degrees maximum, and then the kitchen gets really hot. The grill has its own pluses and minuses. It is able to get much hotter, which is a plus, but it's not very well insulated, so once you open the lid, all the heat escapes pretty quickly.

Tonight I decided to build my pizza on this new aluminum screen, which I figured would allow me to get the pizza deployed much quicker. I turned on the grill on full blast with my baking stone in the center, and let it get as hot as possible. (my main issue with the oven is that I can't get the stone as hot as I'd like, so the bottom of the pizza doesn't get fully cooked.)

I took the pizza outside, ready to be cooked.

This pizza has thinly sliced roma tomatoes, ground sausage, mushrooms, shallots, and ricotta cheese.

When I put it on the grill, I made sure to only open the lid a little bit, so the heat wouldn't escape. I was pretty successful in this, but I soon saw a problem. There was tons of smoke that started coming out from the grill. I didn't get any photos, because I was freaking out a little trying to figure out what the hell was going on. Turns out that I forgot to clean the drip tray under the burners, and the crap that was in there ignited from the high heat.

It started covering my beautiful pizza with black smoke (not the good kind of smokiness that bbq-ers covet). I took the pizza out as soon as I could, and turned off the grill.

I was hungry though, so I didn't want to start over, so I turned on the oven and figured What the hell, I'll try to salvage it. It came out ok, it was nice and crispy, but the color left something to be desired. Grey pizza crust is not an attractive trait.

The grill experiment did confirm one thing that I was wondering about though. It was able to retain a high enough air temperature to produce decent spring in the dough. (This is caused by the rapid heating of the dough, which causes the small bubbles from the yeast to expand, leaving bubbles in the fluffy risen crust.)

I was also pretty happy with the crispiness of the crust, but that doesn't have anything to do with the grill or the oven. I think it just dried out too much because of the fact that I cooked it twice. Oh well. Next time will be better. At least it tasted ok! (I'll probably die sooner though, because of the carcinogens in the smoke)

What meals have you fucked up? Were the results edible?

A Topological and Tasty Treat

2011-05-18T22:02:00.001-04:00

Inspired by a photo I saw on Flickr today, I decided to make this incredibly nerdy meal. In mathematics, "topology" refers to the study of surfaces and the properties they possess. One of the most famous of these is the Möbius strip. This is a surface that has only one edge and one side. If you put a pencil on one spot, and draw a line along the surface, you'll have a line with a line on both "sides" of the surface, meeting right back where you started, without lifting the pencil.

I decided to apply this to my dinner tonight.

My wife got me a hand-crank pasta roller a while ago, and I've only used it a couple of times. Making pasta is really easy, but it just takes a long time, so I don't do it very often. This Möbius pasta was too cool not to try, so I set to it.

I used the very simple pasta recipe from the Pioneer Woman (1 egg, half a cup of flour, per serving. Mix.)

So I did that. Then I started to roll it out into thin sheets using my awesome pasta roller. I started at the widest setting ("7" on this unit), and gradually worked it thinner and thinner. I stopped at "3", because it was good enough.

Make sure you keep them floured, or else they'll stick to everything.

Then use a pizza cutter to slice them into little strips. They ended up approximately 0.5" by 4". But as you can see, it's not an exact science.

I'm obviously not an expert with a pizza cutting wheel.

To create the Möbius strip, simply put a half-twist in the pasta before squeezing the ends together to form a loop.

taking a picture of one hand with a huge SLR is tough.

One of the interesting properties of a Möbius strip is that if you cut one down the entire length, you don't get two loops, you get a single larger loop, but with a full twist in it!

amazing, right? I know you're just flabbergasted.

Also, since I didn't have a legit pasta drying rack (like one of these bad boys), I had to kluge one from what I had lying around the house. I used the clamp from the pasta roller, and a dowel. That'll do, donkey.

I took the picture from this angle so you wouldn't see my messy floor.

lots of mini topological wonders

Then, dump the pasta into a big pot of salted boiling water. They only take a couple minutes to cook though, so make sure everything else will be ready at the same time. I just cooked up some ground sausage, some leftover chicken, and a head of broccoli.

Yes, I eat late.

Let the pasta boil until they all float to the top. Probably 3 or 4 minutes.

mmmm. non-orientable dinner.......

Toss it all with some chopped garlic, olive oil, and freshly ground pepper, and enjoy!

What's the nerdiest thing you've ever eaten?

Pizza Night

2011-04-22T09:18:00.000-04:00

Those of you who know me would find it pretty odd that I posted a picture of a pizza with zucchini and tomatoes and no meat at all. But don't fret, my friends, because the meat pizza is in the background of the photo. I just thought the veggie one was pretty.

We had Dawn and Justin over for pizza last night, and Justin likes to make crazy pizzas. In the past, he's made a pizza with canned tuna and corn. The veggie pizza was his creation (I sliced the veggies though).

The one in the background has chicken and olives on one half, and sausage and ricotta on the other side. And a crapload of mozzarella.

Dessert was homemade cookies and french vanilla ice cream.

More Man Food

2011-04-20T21:17:00.000-04:00

Fending for myself again, I decided to go a little crazy. I had bought some ground beef the other day (wife doesn't eat red meat all that often), so I figured I'd make a burger.

The asparagus is there to be healthy. The beer is for carbs.

But a regular burger isn't interesting enough, of course. First, I made my own bread for the bun. I also decided to mix in a little ground sausage for flavor. About 20% ground sausage, all mixed up with the 80/20 ground beef. YUM.

But wait, there's more.

I also stuffed it with blue cheese. When it cooked, it got all melty and awesome. Then I threw a slice of cheddar on top (but really, it didn't need it). The bun was delicious right out of the oven, but a little too crusty. The burger was pretty soft, so it fell apart when I bit into it. In a delicious way.

Here are some bonus pictures from the past few nights:

chicken wings with hot sauce and blue cheese

I made the hot wings the day after the corn dogs. This was another "fend for yourself" meal. Hence the beer. And the spicy. And the no-vegetables. Does the green/blue stuff in the blue cheese count as a vegetable? It grows! And yes, I know the placemat is dirty. Must be crumbs from the corndog. Yeah, definitely not crumbs from a week ago.

Anchovy pizza

We had never had anchovy pizza before, so I decided to give it a try. I did overcook it a little, but overall it wasn't horrible. The anchovies were a lot saltier and fishier tasting than we expected though, and Angie pulled them off her slice. If we do this again, I will try rinsing the anchovies a little to remove some of the salt.

I also made some awesome French Vanilla Ice cream. 1 cup heavy cream, 2 cups half & half, some sugar, and 3 egg yolks. Oh, and the most important part, 1 whole vanilla bean, split and scraped. I think this may be the best ice cream I've made yet. Maybe next time I'll let it churn a little longer though, to get a tiny bit more air into it.

YUM!

Man Food

2011-04-16T15:10:00.000-04:00

When I have to fend for myself, I tend to make stuff that my wife won't eat. Except she eats pretty much everything. So I end up just making things that are really unhealthy, and having beer with it.

Last night I made corndogs, but with brats instead of hotdogs. I used the Jiffy corn-bread mix, which is pretty tasty.

Make sure you cook the brats first before deep frying it with the corn bread, because you'll burn the cornbread before the brat even gets warm. I think next time, I would make the corn bread batter a little thinner, because it was difficult to evenly distribute on the dog.

They were a little bland though. What should I have had with it, besides beer?

Laziness.... Playing Catchup

2011-03-16T21:51:00.001-04:00

Yeah, so I haven't been a very good blogger lately. If only I didn't have to work. Who am I kidding? I'd probably still slack off.

Anyway, here are some pics from recent meals.

chicken and olive pizza. This pie was made in honor of Pi day (3/14)

Chocochip cookies for my lovely wife. And some without chips for me.

Beer and buffalo wings. This is the type of thing I eat when I am left to fend for myself.

The wing aftermath

What do you eat when you eat alone?

Pesto!

2011-02-25T12:03:00.001-05:00

Pesto! That's my basil plant. It didn't grow all that big, possibly because it's indoors. That doesn't make it taste any different though.

Basil Pesto is one of my favorite pasta toppings, but I don't have it that often because I have to wait for the plant to grow. Maybe this year I'll try a different type of basil that grows faster and has bigger leaves.

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Valentine's Day Dinner

2011-02-14T22:07:00.000-05:00

Our first Valentine's day as a married couple (awwww).

Mac&Cheese with bacon (I used an extra sharp cheddar in a rich bechamel sauce)

and a heart shaped Jell-O!

What did you eat on Valentine's Day?

Taco night!

2011-02-11T22:47:00.000-05:00

Originally I was going to make some baked ziti type thing, but that'll have to wait for another night. Instead, we made Tacos!

the fixins

The baked ziti will have to wait for another day. Maybe this weekend. But here's how I did the tacos. They're pretty simple.

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How many of these "Kitchen Essentials" do you own?

2011-02-09T09:30:00.000-05:00

The folks over at popchartlab.com created a fancy infographic about "kitchen essentials". I thought I'd go through their list and see which of them I actually own, and maybe interject a couple of my opinions about them.

Starting from the top, left to right:
At the bottom (in case you want to just skip to there), I have a list of the top items that every kitchen should have.

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Step-by-step: Sushi, part 2: Rolls

2011-02-08T13:09:00.000-05:00

As promised in Step-by-step Sushi (part 1), here are some details on how to properly form an inside-out sushi roll. Last time, we prepared our rice with the sushi vinegar and allowed it to cool.

Take a sheet of seaweed ("nori"), cut in half (it's square, so cut it in either direction. It doesn't matter). Place it on the edge of your rolling mat (which is covered with plastic wrap to prevent the rice from sticking to it).

Take a handful of rice and use your fingertips to gently spread it across the nori. Wet your hands lightly in a bowl of water first, so the rice doesn't stick too much. The goal is to keep the grains of rice separate, and not to mush them together.

Flip the nori over so the rice is on the bottom. I don't know why people think this is tricky. If you covered the bamboo mat with plastic wrap, it won't stick, and you should not have any problems. Start lining up all your ingredients in the middle of the nori. We usually use strips of salmon, cucumber, and avocado. Don't put too much in there, or it will be difficult to get it to close. If you're just learning how to do this, err on the side of less.

As you start to roll it up, the trick is to keep using your fingertips to keep everything inside.

Before you get to the far edge, look at the roll to make sure that all the fillings are still inside. If anything is sticking out, push it back in with your fingers. Then complete the roll.

those are not my fingers. They belong to my assistant.

Give the roll a light squeeze, just enough to get it to hold together, but not enough to squish it. One of the goals, according to some high-falutin' Sushi guy i talked to, is that the rice grains should stay whole and loose enough to fall apart when it goes into your mouth.

Put it on your cutting board, and with a very sharp knife (dip it in water first, so it slides through a little easier), cut it into six pieces.

you can sprinkle it with black sesame seeds too. It makes it pretty.

Enjoy!
What's your favorite type of sushi?

Mystery Log

2011-02-07T18:46:00.001-05:00

February is always a really busy time of year for us. Our kung fu school puts on a lot of Traditional Chinese Lion Dance shows in celebration of the lunar new year.

This past weekend we did the craziest of them all, at the Eden Center, in Seven Corners, VA. One of the reasons it is so crazy is that the people and store-owners have no sense of personal safety, and they explode massive amounts of firecrackers right at people's feet, in enclosed spaces.

it was difficult to breathe through all the smoke and
ash in the air

In return for all of the danger we are placed in, the Lions are rewarded with gifts, usually monetary. One of the stores though, instead of giving us money, gave us this object. Nobody was really sure what it was. It was fairly heavy for its size, and a little squishy.

I think the label says "mystery food"

We decided to take it home and try it out, as we had a guess as to what it was, fairly certain that it was some sort of food. My grandma makes something that is similar, a Chinese dish that we call "doong" (no idea how to write that without it looking gross). It is basically sticky rice, stuffed with various pieces of meat, all wrapped in leaves similar to the mystery log. We love my grandma's version, so how different could this one be?

I decided to find out.

I steamed it to heat it through, just as I do with the doong.

After about 30 minutes, I decided it was hot enough, and it certainly smelled enough. It was emitting an odor that was not familiar. A little sweeter than I was expecting. I unwrapped it from its leaves, and the smell only got stronger. It was not coming from the leaves, but from within.

The color was the second warning sign. Usually green would indicate "Go", or good, but this was not where my head was going at this point. Undeterred though, I proceeded. At this point, the entire kitchen (and probably most of the main level of our house) smelled like this odd concoction.

There were some strange black things embedded in the rice which looked like either raisins or black beans. It was hard to say for sure. But doing my duty for you readers, I soldiered on and decided to cut it open and see what was inside.

I have no idea what that stuff was. Perhaps some sort of refried bean paste? I tasted it. Chalky, not very pleasant. The rice also, was not right. I tried another bite, with a (mostly) open mind, and decided that it was not going to be our dinner that night. Something else would be quickly scrounged together, but this would not be it. It was wrapped up, placed gently in the trash, and taken out of the kitchen, to remove the source of the vile odor.

Have you ever just thrown food away because it was so gross?
Also, does anybody know what this actually is?

Crazy blog award!

2011-02-07T14:51:00.000-05:00

So one of our friends at the blog It's a dog lick baby world gave me a blogger award. It seems less like an award and more like one of those silly Facebook things, but I'll do it anyway because I'm bored.

So here's 7 random facts about me.

I'm a twin, but opposite from my brother in almost every personality trait.
I have two wedding rings, one for the winter and one for the summer.
I used to be able to win the expert level of Minesweeper in under 70 seconds.
I have an Optimus Prime lunchbox that I take to work almost every day, and it's awesome.
My license plate says "SU5HI" and has the "Wildlife conservationist" fish logo on it.
I didn't drink alcohol until I was 24.
I like to kick people in the head during practice sparring.

Thanks for the blog award, Kara!