Something For Your Mind

Chair Wars

noreply@blogger.com (Ashwin) — Sun, 20 Mar 2011 10:09:00 +0000

It is a balmy Monday morning. As i take out my bike and enter the streets, i am witnessing quite an unwholesome site, a bike has apparently scrapped past a car door and the owner of the car, who i believe is a man of breeding, is menacingly yelling out imprecations at the miscreants who've sped past him. Mental note to self : Be Brave. You'll be victorious today. Fifteen minutes have elapsed and i have traversed half the distance required to reach my destination. The streets are filled with agitated people (Mondays are quite a handful, Especially after a sleepy Sunday ), traffic peccadillos and pollution. As i slowly reach my destination i am on the look out for the security guy. As is his wont, he comes running along and barks at me stating that i should put the center stand for my bike to save up space for the other bikes (Which is not that much.Perhaps, if a bunch of bikes are parked that way it makes a difference. My bike alone, with the side stand, makes no difference) i quarrel with him for sometime and my intransigence is enough to quell the old man's rebellion. Mental note to self : Be composed. You have what it takes. Having climbed up the stairs, i type 3-5-9 on the touchscreen just before the entrance and the screen now reads "Welcome Ashwin Ganesh Krishnamurthy".

There are two coveted chairs in my section. Not only do they have the ergonomic advantage but the gluteus maximus is at its ease when rested upon on the cushions of these chairs. Moreover these recline back only up to an angle of 145 degrees and the recoil is pretty good in them. Both of them are black in color. Both of them are made of fine leather.

As i enter my section, I hear a noisy commotion and i look in that direction to find that two of my seniors are having a showdown and caught in their tug of war was one of the soft leather beauties. I am quite saddened by the thought that a chair of such perfection should be caught amidst this fracas. Mental note to self : Do not let sentiments affect you. Grab the next one. I tiptoe past the seniors, in their commotion they had forgotten the second one. I see it. Its safely resting in the shadows. The black leather camouflaged with the shadows, but not difficult to miss. I lunge for it without even a second thought. Even as my fingers are gripping it i could feel its cushion and i could imagine myself resting on it. Ahh..How divine. I drag it towards my seating area. Much to my bafflement i realize that another hand is holding it and pulling it in a direction opposing to mine. My mind was contriving powerful words, words that will ensure that my gluteus maximus is provided with the best of comforts for the day. Heck, i have been preparing myself for this moment ever since i woke up. I must have a look at the poor fool who is going to be rained down with such words and be reduced to a mere smear. As i look up to see a face, much to my dismay , it is my TL(Team Leader for you non-IT folks). Experience tells me that when faced with such a situation, belligerence will make things only worse. So i smile at him amiably and let go of my grip.As i drag a decrepit carcass of a chair (there are a whole bunch of these in my section) with feigned alacrity,i console my gluteal muscles and make a Mental Note to Self : Tomorrow get a knife.

Top 5 Break-up Lines

noreply@blogger.com (Ashwin) — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 16:25:00 +0000

A Long overdue i'd say, My blog has been quite barren. Thats because i have been busy with work stuff, family issues and/or sick(Classic Chandler line).Break up lines- Its the same old rot.

"Its not working out"

"Its not you, its me"

"You are like a brother/sister to me"

"All those conferences in Oklahoma.. what do you think they were?"

So boring right?

Here are my top five break-up lines that oughta spice up your break up (I'm just releasing the beta, test it out and let me know.)

No.5 (Cheese this one up) : "So after marriage i think we should go to one of those romantic bed and breakfasts in British Columbia and i was thinking we should have atleast 3 kids and i wanna name one of them ..... after my great grand dad, you have no problem right?.. My parents will be so happy if i name one, that. And how big do you want the wedding to be? Are u calling your mother's side? i dont fancy them that much but, i guess i can arrange their seats close to the exit and as for the band i was thinking we should try ....... but anything u want is also cool with me...." (Advisory note : Do Not try this if you are in a committed relationship. Rather than freaking the other out and making him/her dump you, This will end up in what you dont want - Marriage)

No.4 : "Let me tell you about the butterfly effect, The phrase refers to the idea that a butterfly's wings might create tiny changes in the atmosphere that may ultimately alter the path of a tornado or delay, accelerate or even prevent the occurrence of a tornado in a certain location. The flapping wing represents a small change in the initial condition of the system, which causes a chain of events leading to large-scale alterations of events .' Now tell me. Do u really wanna head down that road? If we continue this..we might unleash a kid who is a serial killer or a cannibal or just imagine our break up might lead to the cessation of global warming! This aint me, This is science talking." (If the person concerned doesn't believe you, he/she is bound to get bored by the soliloquy and dump you.)

No.3 : (This might be a tad oriented towards the male species and the possession of a Magic 8-ball mustn't go unfulfilled ) : "My magic eight ball feels that we should break up. As i have consulted it for all the important decisions in my life, I say with all the emphasis in my statement that.... oh wait it just said 'ask again later', how about a quickie?".

No.2 : "I'm most likely to get a genetic disease which makes me get pus filled warts all over my back and makes me salivate excessively. My recently deceased grandfather/grandmother had it and it skips a generation!"

No.1 : *Drum roll*

For guys - "My ex was a pornstar."

For girls - "Remember my ex i told you about? his real name is Hari Hardwood/Rammstein Rajgopal".

Top 5 reasons as to why facebook should become a country.

noreply@blogger.com (Ashwin) — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 17:07:00 +0000

Its no longer the digital age. Its the era of facebook. Zuckerberg knew damn well how to make all our lives less personal. So from one addict to another.. here are my top 5 reasons as to why facebook should become a country.

#5 - Mafia wars, farmville, vampire wars, rollercoaster kingdom and whatnot. You can choose to become so many digital avatars that you can never be/achieve in real life that, for some people, a high facebook game level seems to be the most worthwhile thing they've done in their life so far.

"Hey man, i'm a level 298 prick in pimp wars.. isn't that so totally cool"

"Yeah dude, i'm constructing my own flush in toilet-ville. Now thats awesome."

Fact: In the past year more than 1,000 applications were officially shut down by facebook administration for privacy violations.

"Facebook is a land of opportunities".

#4 - What is a country if it does not have friendly people? The enigmatic way your friend requests lure your mind into accepting everyone (relatives, family friends, co-workers, your boss, axe murderers) without checking out their profiles or forgetting the fact that you have quite a few "PERSONAL" photos in your profile, is the work of a pure programming genius.

Fact : You can buy up to 5 new FACEBOOK friends from a private firm named uSocial. The price is 7,6 Cent per friend.

"Facebook is a friendly place to be".

#3 - Just imagine. A place where you can talk to anyone, become friends with celebrities, politicians, sportspersons (if you're lucky enough to find the real profile or clever enough to disregard the fake profiles), No restrictions, no bounds. Chat.Interact.Become famous by association. Or you dont like a particular celebrity? (Psst.. hint : P-a-r-i-s) you can easily tarnish their image in facebook! See this for more details. Furthermore you can start your terrorist organization or your own group to con people or a fake profile to make people believe that you are Lemmy Kilmister. Its your world out there and you are the king.

Fact: The normal state of the laws has little effect in cyberspace. This means that if somebody starts e.g. a Facebook campaign claiming that you are a paedophile, drug dealer etc. normal civil rights will usually not protect your reputation.

"Facebook has no rules or laws".

#2 - Some say the best way to distract one from serious addictions like drug,sex,pyromania..etc is by getting addicted to facebook.With all your friends, relatives and people from everywhere around the globe to talk with, numerous applications,quizzes..etc to play, the truckloads of photos,videos and profile pictures you can stalk and with more innovative ideas looming around the corner, Facebook can provide a good distraction.Heck, its only gonna cause you CTS or spinal problems or eye defects and if you get too addicted you can always go for the FAA (Facebook addicts anonymous).

Fact : Psychologists have introduced the diagnosis FAD (Facebook Addiction Disorder) as a new kind of addiction disorder.

"We hope you had a wonderful time in facebook, we wish to have you back soon."

#1 - No tickets, visas or passports! Just create a profile and log in and become a part of facebook and see how deep the rabbit hole goes. At the current pace of 50 million new users every 3 months, Facebook would surpass the United States in population by October, and China by January 2015. (thank you Justin Wehr, for this bit of info)

Fact : 100 million users log on to Facebook at least once each day.

"Facebook will have the largest population across the globe in the foreseeable future" .

Having summed up the top 5 reasons, pack your bags and throw them in the closet, lock it up and swallow the keys. Because you're wasting every minute by not logging in. Damn i need to join FAA.

(The facts showcased in this article can be verified by clicking THIS link. Thank you.)

Top Ten Recession-Proof Careers!!

noreply@blogger.com (Ashwin) — Wed, 27 May 2009 16:44:00 +0000

Everywhere i turn, all i see is "The economic crisis", "Inflation", "Market Crash" and "Recession". So i decided to write up something about all this in me blog and keep up with the trend. With my college education coming to an end (finally) in a year, I'll be left to fend for myself in the big urban jungles, I'll have to find a job that can support my dream "bachelor pad" which i plan to construct and occupy (i'm gonna call it "The Wolf's Lair"). But dreaming aside, comes the hard part, Finding a job in these times, Its undoubtedly clear that, Santa will be handing out pink slips instead of gifts cause the lil elf factory will not have cash to buy the raw materials ( My managerial skills are showing up!! w00t!). So i have taken the liberty of writing down the top ten jobs, to keep ur wallets full (on some level).

# 10 - The Intern
Yes, a very "Fulfilling" job. It can vary from unpaid to paid. You'll need to have a high degree of self esteem because you will be working with people half ur age (depends on ur age). But, wat the hell, u can always say "im rediscovering my core attributes" or "Interning helps me branch out to other areas other than wat i learnt in college" or "It will look good in my resume"

Job Security Status :Insecure.

#9 - A Street Performer
Whoever said street performance is demeaning?! With recession hitting people hard, we have to change our morals. It pays top bucks if u let go of that little ego and dignity that u have worked all ur life to achieve. Why is this number 9 and not number 10? For starters, This job friggin pays!! Anywho there are so many options like - The clown, The Mime, The rapper, The robot.. etc.

Job Security Status : Secure as long as u desire. Though you'll need to have a decent crowd to get the greens. One day isn't always like the other.

#8 - The Annoying Telemarketing Dude/Dudette
If u have the energy to keep on talking and/or make people meet ur demands just by talking and u have a certain threshold to bear ur customer's curses and yells, This is the job for you! The pay is moderate and based on the company u get flexible working hours. (Hey!! u get tea inbetween!)

Job Security Status : Lasts as long as long telephones exist.

# 7 - The Fix-it All Person
Inspite of manuals, customer care services and help-desks, People need a person to fix their things around the house like washing machines, tv, refrigerator..etc. So, do some research on the net, read books and develop ur knowledge on the mechanics of these instruments and voila, You can be the fix-it all guy. Pay is not much, but multiply that and the number of dumb people across the world, and u have a staggering amount!!

Job Security Status : Its is proportional to the number of dumb people.

# 6 - Starting an "innovative" online dating website
As of now, People aren't gonna be gallivanting across town and spending cash, they're gonna save money and cut-down as much as possible. So the next best thing for single men/women is Dating. Online dating saves so much cash. All you need to do is create a snazzy homepage which lets ur customers date online. You enable them all virtual dating needs form casual clothes, tuxes to wine and condoms (did i mention? create a virtual "doing it" place too, but face the consequences, it will be no different from an average porn website) So the meeting, talking and buying is all done online and all u have to do is contrive a webpage such that, the customers dont feel the need to meet each other person. Your customers do have to register ofcourse (thats where u can milk the money). Requires superior knowledge of web designing and programming.

Job Security Status : Very secure, There are tons of single men and women who wanna get laid.. urm.. i mean.. Date.

#5 - The Nanny
The numerous married couples in town will be off working extra time leaving their kids all alone and at ur mercy. The job pay is decent (disheartening to hear that people spend so much for nannies, kids need to learn how to be own their own!! :-/). The best part is, u get to abuse their house, their food, their pay-per-view, their internet and just about everything. Its a package deal.

Job Security Status : Secure. Its a workaholics world out there!

#4 - The Distributor
With recession and job-cuts comes stress. People would just kill for weed, Cocaine,LSD, vicodin and/or other drugs and pain killers. Just get a good hold of the sources who can get you all these and you're off to a flashy career! You'll be rich. You'll be making cash at the rate at which rabbits reproduce!

Job Security Status : Insecure, Frequent identity change required along with bribing of cops.

#3- Start Your own Religion
This is very very effective. If you're successful You'll be a millionaire. There are hundreds of needy people who are just about to believe anything that u say as long as you use the words "divine intervention", "holy", "This will make all your troubles vanish". This can vary from developing ur own religion to ur own techniques of yoga (There was this guy, who invented his own method of yoga, he was successful, well.. until he got caught. This was in the news recently.)

Job Security Status : Secure until the cops discover that u are a schmuck and arrest u for conning people.

# 2 - A Life-Planner
Its a booming idea, If there's a therapist, a wedding planner,marriage planner and an event planner.. why can't there be a life planner?? for all those people with that extra cash to burn, Imagine a person planning your entire life so u wont have to do that too!!. Life planner ofcourse can demand tons of money cause he/she is planning a person's life. And based on the success they can fix the cost of their "service" (and ofcourse, if not tipped its frowned upon - downsides of aristocracy).So being life-planner doesn't need That much, Just find the right dolt and ur good to go.

Job Security Status : Innovative idea and is based on referrals from person to person. So moderately secure. But one times pay is more than enough.

#1-Marry ur money
Do you procrastinate often? Do u want tons of money, but you dont wanna get out of that couch ur sitting on? Are u shallow enough to take up any job as long as it pays u like crazy? If yes, This the no:1 job for u and all the other lazy buggers out there. The job is excruciatingly simple, u just have to be a spouse to the person who is filthy rich and/or earning a lot. You'll get the best food, meet the finest people, Wear Armanis and Guccis and Do whatever u want. Theres literally no hard work required, just keep ur spouse happy!! ;)

Job Security Status : Till u die. Ofcourse if ur caught being promiscuous then thats ur end buddy!!

(All jobs are arranged from the least to the highest paid.)

Speak your Mind

noreply@blogger.com (Ashwin) — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 07:36:00 +0000

Funny thing, i saw this episode of House M.D (SE05E17) and there is a patient who doctor house treats, he suffers from "frontal lobe disinhibition". Now this is a peculiar condition because, the patient just talks whatever comes to his mind!! Imagine our world if all of us spoke whatever comes to our mind,whenever we think of it! I thought of a few examples,

During a Date:
Guy- "This is our third date, do i do you today?"

Girl- "You have zits and your breath stinks,so im thinking...NO!"

At the Office:
Worker- "You dont deserve this job, i work twice as much as you and all you do is criticize!"

Boss- "Thats 'cause my wife's dad owns this comapany, why do u think i married her anyway? Oh.. and You're Fired!!"

At Home:
Mom- "do your chores, you lazy sack"

Son (not me)- "Bite ME!"

Mom- "You're Grounded"

And it goes on for every situation.. How long do u think the world would last? 30 seconds maximum? On the bright side, trust issues will be solved. But Im glad there's something inhibiting us from speaking our mind.. 'Cause our imagination can go from being really ecstatic to downright creepy, and when all that comes to our mind and we do speak it out,its gonna be collateral damage! OR.. i think this might just be the perfect utopian society... Think about it!! No more lies and no more cover ups and primarily..No more guilt (aftermath of lying ofcourse). Ofcourse advertising will get affected.. so what will pharmaceuticals write in their pills ? "we haven't found a cure for cold yet.. but we have mixed a few chemicals and we're pretty sure it can fight your cold.. Oh and this is just the beta. If its successful we plan on giving it a flavour and putting it in an attractive package". And on the whole, i think the population crisis will come to a staggering halt. Most of the men are sick in someway and most of the women dont like men who are sick in anyway. With this bottleneck of "not lying and not covering up" very few actually get to be couples anyway. And this goes without saying.. lawyers, politicians and chronic liars will have to commit suicide cause its their whole life/profession thats getting affected. Come to think of it any profession involves a certain degree of lying and certain degree of covering up , just matters on how large the 'degree' is. So lets hope 'frontal lobe disinhibition' doesnt affect us :-P ( i heard its a rare condition so.. relax!)

Crowarchy

noreply@blogger.com (Ashwin) — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 08:46:00 +0000

Crows rule the planet!! Here i am.. thinking.. that monarchy was eradicated,but only recently, after 2-3 days of observation and logistics i truly believe that crows rule India and which ever country they are found in. With my powerful reasoning i will prove it. Ok here goes, Crows generally pee everywhere.. and whose cleaning it?? US. HUMANS. (If this argument aint strong enough.. theres more. Read on, its a short blog) Well.. I've had my fair share of experiences with these ugly and extremely annoying creatures and to top it all up, i live in a country where crows are abundant!!

In India, crows are believed to be dead people coming back to life (sort of like a messenger to the heavens!!) Which is why, before any rituals, food is left outside the house for the crows. These pampered lil fiends eat our food, crap on our house (not just 'house', They crap everywhere cars, bikes, doors, trees, HELL.. They've actually crapped on my head once!) and just fly off!! Ok having complained so much.. i cant leave out 'cawing'. Even Roosters are melodious.. Crows just go overboard with their pointless sounds and hoarse noise. We feed them with food and i've heard that, some couples actually have a bird house just for crows ( Ok, this is partially made up. But if there are houses for birds, why not for crows too? Its a possibility),Not to mention their annoying screeches which wake us up and/or make us wanna shove food up their mouths so that they just stop cawing. And worst of all its a 'they'.. Crows team up into mini platoons and attack their victim(s) and torture him/her into doing their bidding (by bidding, i mean ,Food. And by attack, i mean their nagging caws. Cleaning up crow-shit is left to the victims) Thats food, shelter, a command of authority and an army!! I rest my case by saying that, Its a crowarchy!!

Big Bunch Of Crap..

noreply@blogger.com (Ashwin) — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 09:26:00 +0000

I read this Edward lear book and i got inspired, I wrote most of these limericks in class (during an insanely boring lecture) so, pardon me. Just enjoy it for its nonsense (hence the title).

" There was a big dumb deer
it gulped a pint of beer
it got high
and decided to fly
so, it fell off the cliff ,the big dumb deer"

" There was a very wise frog
who wrote a blog
no-one understood what it wrote
'cause it had only 'croaks' upto the footnote
so it broke its comp and went outside, the very wise frog"

"There was an actor who acted in a movie
the guys checked her out their thoughts filled with gooey and pooey
little did she know that, she was a treat
for all those nerds, bachelors and bored husbands she was more than a retreat
the actor who acted in 'A' movie"

"There was an old convoluted man
with such speed he ran
he stalked people at night and gave them the scare!!
Alas! one night, his clothes, he forgot to wear!!
hence he was laughed at, by the entire town, the old convoluted man"

"There was a man with an expression-less face
confused,sad, happy-whatever the phrase
the townsfolk thought he was made of wood
so they banished him out of the town for good
thus, he lived alone, the man with an expression-less face"

"There was a nineteen year old girl who had an affair with her piano master
the lazy piano master panted 'hurry up!! faster.. faster!!'
Suddenly,her dad came back from hunting and caught them in the act
fired a shot from his gun, he did, it killed them both for a fact
thus ended the story of a girl who had an affair with her piano master"

(to be continued..)

Different day,Different Light

noreply@blogger.com (Ashwin) — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 16:08:00 +0000

He is a Narcissist. Pardoxically, however, he does care about a few "others".
He wants to break all the bonds. Yet he wants some.
He decides to do something but does the exact opposite.
He wants a girl but lacks personality.
He wants to be a swinger but he is a geek.
He is obsessed with evil yet, he does good deeds.
He has abundant creativity.Yet he doesn't capitalize on it.
He wants to be alone but he wants to have friends.
He is very selective with his friends but his friends select him.
Engineering has taught him to assume and rationalize everything,But his assumptions and rationalizations have an adverse effect on him.
He wants to walk on the water, but he has difficulty in walking on the land.
He wants to be the center of attention but he is on the center of an abyss.
Somewhere deep down he knows he's an achiever, somewhere deep down he knows he cant achieve his goal.
He wears a mask for every different person he comes across,He has no clue that the others do the same.
He finds it hard to trust others, He finds it hard to trust himself.
He gives honesty a whole new meaning. Yet, He lies.
He "lies",cheats,steals and critiques. He has no boundaries, little does he know that he will breach the boundary someday.
He does not fear of going past the boundary, but is afraid of falling into the cliff that is just ahead of it.
He hates change, but change follows him wherever he goes.
He hates changing himself but he must do so in order to survive.
He prefers nature to human beings but he pollutes it.
He knows all his flaws and nothing he does can absolve them.
He is not complicated.He is an enigma.

Struck With an Epiphany

noreply@blogger.com (Ashwin) — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 02:18:00 +0000

"wake up Ashwin.. you've been sleeping for 9 hours!!" ma shouts.. my petty attempts to throw her off course into believing that im actually sick and that i need sleep are shot down by her.. she's a seasoned pro in waking people up. So as i sip my morning coffee.. i look at the table.. look at the news papers lying there. So i decide.. why not give the newspaper a shot.. it is still prevalent in our times even after the t.v and internet have been invented. So i take it in my hand.. my lap is flooded with the supplement brochures.( one jus read "contact 9860557432" in a white paper!! wats the point.. i dunno). After that its the supplement papers.. wow! this doesn happen with internet or t.v!! So now the papers lying on the table are Main, Entertainment, classifieds(based on the day.. its a different supplement) and those aforementioned brochures.. I choose main,Cause entertainment supplements have nothing but : celebrity gossip, primarily,which celebrity is getting married and/or divorced or how many kids this celebrity has or where his/her mansion is... (who Gives a Damn??) Us mortal working drones cant earn like those hollywood celebs.. unless a distant rich uncle leaves us a fortune!!! so anyway.. i choose the main newspaper. And one thing strikes me!!!
How does the news from all over the world fit into a newspaper?!?! (Jerry seinfeld has joked about the same.. but it strikes me everytime too) It sounds near impossible! even news from the remote parts of the world are in our papers (worthy news) but still.. kudos to the writers though.. they do a good job in fitting all those stuff happening across the world into the newspaper(s). Maybe thats why its still so popular.. cause if its internet, its got so many annoying links, adds and pop ups in between!! and t.v, well.. the tube has so many news channels that even i could start one (provided i have the capital and probably a satellite!!). So i begin the arduous task of reading this marvellous piece of invention. And i see that my ma has jus apparated outta nowhere.. hands on her hips. "Ashwin its time for college!!!" (i was jus struck with an epiphany.. that i could actually waste time without doing anything) Okay.. its become a drill nowadays. wake up, attempt to read,get ready for college!! scientists should probably invent a tablet which feeds news to ur brain directly after u swallow it, i even have a name for it "newcin". "hey folks.. introducing newcin, the revolutionary drug which feeds news into ur head, comes in several flavours- World news,entertainment,sports, politics, gossips, pointless advertisments, classifieds, education and weather forecasts to name a few.

Negative Time

noreply@blogger.com (Ashwin) — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 13:09:00 +0000

"Wat if we could move in the negative time axis.. does it mean we can go back in time?".. haha freaked you out didnt i?? No. Dont worry this is not a theoritical physics blog.. not that kind. I saw this movie "the butterfly effect" and ashton kutcher was able to go back in time, to correct his mistakes in the past so as to have a favourable future. But each action in the past resulted in something less favourable in the future.. ultimately making him lose the one thing (his love, childhood friend) movies like this makes u wanna think!! wat if we could actually go back in time? (i'd not take up engineering as my course!! i'll seriously have a better future if i did that.. wats possibly worse? i'd take up beggin in the streets for engineering any day!)
1. if we do go back in time do we get young?
2.wat do we do if we meet ourselves in the past?
These two questions arise. I've been pondering over this for a long time now. Wont you feel weird seeing yourself all grown and stuff?

All of a sudden one day.. this utterly shabby guy comes upto me.. he's got a long goatee,he's fat (3 times my size) and bald, with a stench that makes my nostrils die on the spot. He takes my hand, shakes it and says "Im Ashwin Ganesh and i own a video store, its in the slums of chennai and i live in a broken down book shelf of an apartment and live with rats" before im able to react, this other guy comes up to me.. now this guy is clean shaven, has combed hair, decent build and he's got a freaking rolex on his left hand (no.. not the fake one!!). he takes my hand and shakes it and says "I'm Ashwin Ganesh and i'm the ceo of a gaming company, i live in a condo at besant nagar very close to the beach". Now its quite clear that these two are from the future.. both contrasts!! one of them who i'd become one day! (obviously i'll choose the 2nd guy) but i gotta follow his path.. and the rules which he prescribes to me, to become all that he is. Where is the third guy? the guy who will be the future of all i want to be right now.. the current moment. Well its quite clear.. the third guy is happy and he doesnt wanna change his past for a favourable future, so he's happily sitting in the future. (there can be a third, fourth, fifth guy... etc) but these two seem unhappy, which is why they've come to advice me on the mistakes i would probably face and should correct for a favourable future. So now again there are 2 more paths... either these two guys (after correction) or the third guy (who is probably happy .. whoever he is, whatever he does!) you're probably getting bored after reading so far.. i admit, its very dry. But it gets you thinking right? (No, apart from thinking of ways to swear at me for blogging such a pointless topic). And yeah i'm gonna become the third guy.. the guy who will be the future of current thoughts..(who is probably a modified version of the first or second guy.. called correction)

(P.s: I wanted to bring a dramatic effect to the word "correction", on the lines of "the twilight zone" and "the weird circle")