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Happy 4th of July! I sincerely hope that everyone is celebrating this anniversary of our nation's independence by partaking in the customary drunken consumption of German sausages while setting off Chinese pyrotechnics and insisting that these are as American as a fruit pastry popularized long before our country existed. It is our right, honor, and duty as citizens of the greatest country in the

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The Avengers The Thing: If you don't know about The Avengers, then I recommend you stop reading this and catch up with your family. I mean, I appreciate your dedicated readership, but really, this is not the first thing you should be doing when coming out of a coma. Why it is Worth Your Time: Because this: is one of the least awesome action scenes in the movie. And this: is just a

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Rule Number Eight Be Careful What You Ask For… You May Get It: Can you remember when you were a kid (maybe you still are) and the goals you worked so hard for, to become a teenager, to get your first kiss, to drive a car, to own a car, to get out of the house and get your own place…. Now look where you are! Feeling old, wishing you were younger, bitching about the high cost of insurance

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"Dude, I am telling you," Steve lifted his reddened eyes from the sandwiches he was making to look at me. "You have to try it. You can't knock it until you've tried it." "Yes, actually," I responded, turning my attention back to the vegetables I was cutting. "It is my right as an American citizen to criticize anything and everything, regardless of my experience with it." My burnt out coworker

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Happy Thirsty Thursday everyone! Drink: Rusty Nail Recipe: 1 shot Scotch Whisky ½ shot Drambuie 1 Lemon Twist Fill an Old Fashioned glass with ice. Add Scotch Whisky and Drambuie. Stir gently until glass appears frosty. Garnish with Lemon Twist and serve. Description: Delicious A solid and simple drink, the Rusty Nail is made with two fairly common spirits, few frills, and

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The bathroom at one of my favorite establishments.

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Happy Thirsty Thursday everyone! This week's drink is brought to you in honor of Rick Santorum finally realizing that pulling out is not a sin. Drink: Santorum Recipe: 1 shot Baileys Irish Cream 1 shot Orange Vodka 1 dash Bitters Chocolate Flakes Shake Baileys Irish Cream and Orange Vodka over ice. Pour into a cocktail glass. Add dash of Bitters, garnish with Chocolate Flakes, and serve.

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I don't think this was worth 30 bucks 6 years ago when someone may have actually wanted it

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Happy Thirsty Thursday everyone! Drink:   Hangman's Blood Recipe:   1 shot Gin 1 shot Rum 1 shot Whiskey 1 shot Brandy 1 shot Port 5 oz Stout Beer ~4 oz Champagne For best results, chill all ingredients beforehand. Add Gin, Rum, Whiskey, Brandy, and Port to a chilled Pint Glass. Add 5oz Stout Beer (Guinness Draught or Extra Stout works well). Top with Champagne.

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Happy Thirsty Thursday everyone! Drink: Papa Doble Also known as the Hemingway Daiquiri, among other names. Recipe: 2 1/2 jiggers White Rum 2 fruits worth of Lime Juice 1/2 fruit worth of Grapefruit Juice 6 drops Maraschino Liqueur Shaved or Cracked Ice Fill a blender 1/4 full of Shaved or Cracked Ice. Add White Rum, Lime Juice, Grapefruit Juice, and Maraschino Liqueur.  Blend on

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Rule Number Seven: If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much space!   Ever wish you took more vacations, or spent more time with the kids, or caught that movie while it was still on the big screen, or jumped out of that airplane and slowly drifted to the ground? Hopefully your life doesn’t have too many moments like that but if it does maybe you are spending too

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The Thing: Winner of the "Most Informative Title, Ever" Award John Dies at the End is a horror comedy novel written by Cracked Senior Editor David Wong, and now also a movie of the same name by famed Phantasm and Bubba Ho-Tep director Don Coscarelli. Why it is Worth Your Time: I want all of you to think of the funniest person you know. No, not me, someone you know in person (Though if you

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Drink: Hurricane Recipe: 1 part Dark Rum 1 part White Rum Passion Fruit Syrup (to taste) Lime Juice (to taste) Shake ingredients over ice. Serve over ice in a hurricane glass (or plastic cup for street revelry). Description: No. There we go. Given the ballsy and ridiculous nature of the New Orleans' French Quarter, its not terribly surprising that one of the most popular drinks to

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On Valentine's Day, countless couples exchange a special gift. No, not chocolates or flowers. This is a gift that comes from inside, not the kind that can be bought in a store. Love? Of course not! Pictured: The gift that keeps on giving (until you kill it with penicillin) That is right, today (and even more so, tonight) people will be expressing their love for thier significant other/

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Its no secret that sex attracts an audience, even if its not as good at hooking them as advertisers would hope. Perhaps no where is this more prevalent then in print media, with many magazine covers loudly proclaiming sexy contents. "But James, surely you jest? Of course the dirty mags abound with sexual references, but most respectable publications are far more reserved." Actually,

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Happy Thirsty Thursday! Drink: 7 and 7 Recipe: 1 shot Seagram's Seven Crown Blended Whiskey 7-Up Lemon Lime Soda Lemon Wedge Fill a Highball or Collins glass with ice. Add Seagram's Seven Crown. Top off with 7-Up. Garnish with Lemon Wedge and serve. Description: The sizes of those bottles are all wrong. Unlike most simple two-ingredient cocktails (rum and coke, vodka tonic, screwdriver,

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Once upon a time, there was a beautiful young Princess who lived in the Kingdom of Oak. Oak was a wonderful place, with lush forests, fertile fields, and wondrous cities. However, it had long been beset on all sides by the forces of the Dark Lord. Since time immemorial, these monsters had been held at bay by the White Knight, who fought valiantly to keep the kingdom safe. But then he kinda got

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Happy Thirsty Thursday! Drink: Manhattan Recipe: 2 parts Rye Whiskey 1 part Sweet Vermouth 1 dash Angostura Bitters 1 Maraschino Cherry Stir Rye Whiskey, Sweet Vermouth, and Angostura Bitters over ice, strain into chilled Cocktail Glass, garnish with Maraschino Cherry and serve. Description: Perhaps the most popular of the cocktails named after New York City's five boroughs, the Manhattan

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Happy Thirsty Thursday! Drink: Tom Collins Recipe: 2 parts Gin 1 part fresh squeezed Lemon Juice drizzle of Sugar Syrup chilled Carbonated Water to taste 1 Slice of Orange, 1 Slice of Lime, or 1 Cherry (optional) Mix Gin, Lemon Juice, and Sugar Syrup in a Collins Glass with ice. Top off with Carbonated Water. Garnish with a Cherry, a Slice of Lime, or a Slice of Orange and serve.

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So, the other day I was ordering some things from ThinkGeek with a gift card I received this past Christmas (many thanks to my Sister and her husband), and I ended up with an order a few dollars shy of the total card balance. Not wanting to leave some cash on the account I would no doubt forget, I chose to pick out some cheap video game themed candy tins to round things out. Involuntary

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Resolutions for 2012: Get off the sauce.  Cut back on drinking. Limit to one drink a day. Drink. Learn Gaelic. Stop getting arrested. Don't spend any more time in jail. Don't end up in a cell with Clint again. Find true love. Find a good woman.  Find a woman. Get laid. Budget for hookers. STOP BURNING DOWN LADY GAGA'S HAUS! Get a dog. Quit smoking. Cut back on smoking. Find a bar

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Modern medicine is a wonderful thing. Its got us dying less and living longer, and there is little doubt that we have it a lot better then those chuckle-heads who had to put up with bloodletting and humorism. So you are sure this will help my anemia? But for all the improvements to the length and quality of my life, I still find myself with a deep desire to take a metaphoric kick to the

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No sooner do I post about the ridiculous Neuro-X beverages and the store starts carrying another one. I can only assume it is for fighting vampires.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Its been a hell of a long time since I have posted. I could give you some excuses, update you about the site, trip balls, or even tell you a story, but instead I think I am just going to dive back into it with some stories from my wonderfully illustrious career. 1.Things for your Mouth The small grocery I work at doesn't have a liquor license, but it does have a

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