Songs in the key of C++

Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen

package carly.rae.jepsen;
// Person is in the same package
// and is left as an exercise for
// the reader

import java.math.Random;

public class CMM {
  boolean crazy = false;

  public setCrazy(boolean b) {
    crazy = b;
  }

  public void meet(Person p) {
    System.out.println("Hello " + p.getName() + ", nice to meet you.";
  }

  public static String hey(Person you) {
    this.meet(you);
    this.setCrazy(true);
    return(this.getNumber());
  }

  public static void main(String[] args) {
    Person you = new Person(args[0]);
    you.setNumber(hey(you));
    Random rnd = new Random();
    if (rnd.nextBoolean()) {
      you.call(this);
    }
  }
}

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Sexy And I Know It - LMFAO

Girl.lookLookAtThatBody(); // Ahhhh
Girl.lookLookAtThatBody(); // Ahhhh
Girl.lookLookAtThatBody(); // Ahhhh
this.workOut();

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I Would Do Anything For Love - Meatloaf

class Meatloaf
{
  public boolean wouldDoForLove(Thing wouldDo)
  {
    return wouldDo.equals(Thing.THAT) ? false : true;
  }
}

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Theme From Shaft - Isaac Hayes

bool canDigIt = close(MOUTH); // Just talkin bout Shaft

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Get Back - The Beatles

class Human {
    Gender sex;
    String name;
    String location;
    public:
    Human( String _name, Gender _sex):
    name(_name), sex(_sex) {}
    Human() {}
 
    setName(String _name) { name = _name;}
    setGender(Gender _sex) { sex = _sex; }
    setLocation(String _loc) { location = _loc; }
}

class Loner : public Human {
    private:
    loneInstance;
    Loner() {}

    public:
    // singleton 
    static Loner* getLonerInstance() {
       if(loneInstance == NULL)
          loneInstance = new Loner();
       return loneInstance;
    }
}

int main(void) {
  
   Human Jojo = Loner.getInstance();

   jojo.setName("Jojo");
   if(jojo.class.getName() == "Loner" && needsGrass(jojo))
       jojo.setLocation("California");

   // get back to where you once belonged
   jojo = new Human( dynamic_cast &jojo);
   jojo.setLocation("Tucson, AZ"); 

   
   Human sweetLoretta = new Human("Loretta Martin", Gender::male);
   sweetLoretta.setGender(Gender::female);

   while(getIt(sweetLoretta)) {
      Girls.sayAbout(sweetLoretta, "Shes got it coming"); 
   }

   // get back to where you once belonged
   sweetLoretta.setGender(Gender::male);
}

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The Dog Days Are Over - Florence And The Machine

this.runFastFor(mother);
this.runFastFor(father);
this.runForAll(children);
this.runForAll(sisters);
this.runForAll(brothers);
this.getLove().leaveBehind();
this.getLoving().leaveBehind(); // Can't cary it with you if you want to survive

dogDays.setOver(true);

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The Metal - Tenacious D

Metal theMetal;

kill( YOU, theMetal );
	
if( theMetal.livesOn() )
{
  kill( PUNK_ROCK, theMetal );
}
	
if( theMetal.livesOn() )
{
  kill( NEW_WAVE, theMetal );
}

if( theMetal.livesOn() )
{
  kill( GRUNGE, theMetal );
}
	
if( theMetal.livesOn() )
{
  defile( TECHNO, theMetal );
}
	
if( theMetal.livesOn() &&      !theMetal.defiled() && theMetal.comesFromHell() )
{	
  return HAIL_SATAN;
}

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Devo - Whip It

void whipIt(Object &obj) {
  obj.whipItIntoShape();
  obj.shapeItUp();
  getStraight();
  goForward();
  moveAhead();
  detectIt();
  
}

int main(int argc, char **argv) {
  Problem problem;
  Cream cream;
  Something something;

  if( problem.comesAlong() ) {
    whipIt(problem);
  }

  if ( cream.timeSet() < Cream.TOO_LONG ) {
    whipIt(cream);
  }

  if ( something.goingWrong() ) {
    whipIt(something);
  }
}

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New Moon On Monday - Duran Duran

if (new Calendar().get(Calendar.DAY_OF_WEEK) == Calendar.MONDAY) {
    Moon moon = new Moon();
}

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Christmas Medley - Traditional

you.have(new Christmas(ChristmasType.HOLLY_JOLLY);
you.have(new Christmas(ChristmasType.MERRY | ChristmasType.LITTLE);

we.wish(you, new Christmas(ChristmasType.MERRY);
we.wish(you, new Holiday(HolidayType.HAPPY);

send(joy, world);

i.dream(new Christmas(ChristmasType.WHITE);

//TODO: add more in comments :-)

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If I Had A Million Dollars - Barenaked Ladies

double balance = bank.getBalance();

if ( balance > 1000000.0 ) {
  buy( you, new House() );
  buy( you, 
    Math.random() > .5 ? new Chesterfield() : new Ottoman());
  buy( you, new KCar() );
  TreeFort fort = new TreeFort();
  build( fort ); // You can help, it wouldn't be that hard.
  buy( fort, new Refrigerator() ); 
  buy( you, new FakeFurCoat() ); // Not a real fur coat; that's cruel.
  buy( you, 
    Math.random() > .5 ? new Llama() : new Emu() );
  buy( you, new ElephantManRemains() );
  take( new Limousine(), Store.getLocation() ); // Costs more!
  eatMoreKraftDinner(); 
  buy( you, new FakeGreenDress() ); // Not a real green dress; that's cruel
  buy( you, 
    Math.random() > .5 ? new Picasso() : new Garfunkel() );
  buy( you, new Monkey() ); // Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
  buy( this, you->getLove() );
} // I'm rich biotch!

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4 Minutes To Save The World - Madonna

#define FOUR_MINUTES 4 * 60 * 1000

// Get start time
long start = timeMillis();

do {
  if ( you->want( It::instance() ) ) {
    you->setHave( It::instance() );
  }

  if ( you->thought( It::instance() ) ) {
    you->setWant( It::instance() );
  }

  if ( you->feel( It::instance() ) ) {
    It::instance().setReal( true );
  }

  if ( you->sayTheWord() ) {
    this->giveWhatYouWant( you );
  }
// We only have four minutes to save the world
} while ( ( timeMillis() - cur ) < FOUR_MINUTES );

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Let It Be - The Beatles

let It = B;

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Enter Sandman - Metallica

[a@xyz~]$light
[light]$ exit
exit
[a@xyz~]$cd night
[a@xyz night]$ #take my hand
[a@xyz night]$ cp /etc/fonts .
[a@xyz night]$ #we are off to never never land
[a@xyz night]$/usr/bin/who >> /dev/null

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Istanbul - The Might Be Giants

Istanbul = Constantinople.clone();

Constantinople.getTheWorks(); //Nobody's business but the turks

ASSERT(!Istanbul.equals(Constantinople));

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Rebel Yell - Billy Idol

#!/usr/bin/bash

HOUR=`date  +"%H"`;

CRY="cry";

#in the midnight hour cry more more more

if['$HOUR' == "00"] then
    echo $CRY | more | more | more;
    echo "Rebel Yell" + $CRY | more | more |more;
fi

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Zero Day - MC Frontalot

if( day > 0 ) {
  abort(); // Already too late
}

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Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen

fat_bottomed_girl ~/> make rockin_world_go_round

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Good Vibrations - Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch

class It
{
  public It() {
    setGoodVibration(true);
    setSweetSensation(true); //Donny D, break it down!
  }
}

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Break On Through - The Doors

#include 

#define THROUGH 2;

int main(int argc, char** argv) {
     time_t now = time(NULL);

     if(day(night(now)) != NULL) {
         night(day(now)); 
     }

     try {
         run(argv[1]);
         hide(argv[0]);
     } catch(_UnknownException e){
         exit(1);
     }
 
     // Break on THROUGH
     switch(argc) {
        case THROUGH: break; 
        exit(0);
     }

    // Other side
     

}

// Day destroys arg
time_t day(time_t now) {
    delete now;
    return now;
}

//night divides value of tm_day in arg
time_t night(time_t now ) {
    struct *tm = localtime(&now);
    tm->day = tm->day/2;
    return mktime (tm);
}

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