Sonic Blasph3my

Episode 7.08 - Supersonic Karaoke of Sound Offense

rage@sb3pod.com (Sonic Blasph3my) — Mon, 24 Apr 2017 16:29:00 -0600

How much do two marijuanas cost?

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This week in the Rage Cave, Baldo is tardy and
Sheriff gets groped by a dwarf.
Join us as talk about Marvel's Iron Fist and fan funk
as we live-stream Sheriff's mystery box unboxing.
We also channel our inner divas to do a bit of
poorly translated karaoke.

Episode 7.07 - Lyfted Up and Let Down

rage@sb3pod.com (Sonic Blasph3my) — Mon, 13 Mar 2017 19:21:00 -0600

Don't be a dumbass, dumbass...

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This week in the Rage Cave, Sheriff gives Baldo a lift
and Scrubb has himself a good cry.
Join us as we talk about creepy taxi drivers, kill kits for kids,
and Comic Con. We also discuss "alternative" drug facts,
puberty class, stupid baby names and why men
hate baby showers.

Episode 7.06 - Fire Trucks and Giving No F*cks

rage@sb3pod.com (Sonic Blasph3my) — Sun, 19 Feb 2017 16:32:00 -0700

Fun Dippin' and Dry Rippin'

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This week in the Rage Cave, Baldo gets demoted and life is just "peachy".
Join us as we open up Scrubb's time capsule, sample some finely aged booze,
and learn how to steal a fire truck.
We also get into a bag of All Dressed chips and talk about
atheism vs agnosticism and why religious people are obsessed with bathrooms.

Episode 7.05 - Crustacean Car Rentals and Killer Kids Books

rage@sb3pod.com (Sonic Blasph3my) — Thu, 9 Feb 2017 17:09:00 -0700

Spread the Hate

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This week, we return to the Rage Cave with a vengeance!
Sheriff rages out in Texas, Baldo loves his hipster beer,
and Scrubb reserves his seat on the bus to Hell.
Join us as we discuss the ins & outs of car renting, Creationists,
inappropriate kids books and other fun ways to corrupt your kids.
We also make murder more fun and sample an
interestingly complex beer given to us by our old friend,
Andy.

Episode 7.04 - Trigger Happy

rage@sb3pod.com (Sonic Blasph3my) — Thu, 12 Jan 2017 17:48:00 -0700

Suck it up, buttercup. Life isn't fair.

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This week in the Rage Cave, we fight for
Truth, (social) Justice and the American Safe Space.
Join us as we discuss the fragility of today's youth,
why your feelings don't matter and all the fun we've had
at minimum wage jobs. We also talk about the Salt Lake City FanX,
current musical projects and kick-ass bluegrass bands.

Episode 7.03 - 2016 Can Go To Hell

rage@sb3pod.com (Sonic Blasph3my) — Thu, 29 Dec 2016 18:03:00 -0700

New Year's Resolution: Try not to kill anybody...

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This week in the Rage Cave, Weedus stops by to let off some steam,
Scrubb & Sheriff steer the TARDIS down a rabbit hole
and Baldo still hasn't seen Rogue One.
Join us as we ramble off a list of this year's celebrity deaths
and talk about what a heartless bitch 2016 has been
and discover new ways to dispose of a dead body.
Weedus also shares with us a little paranormal play-by-play
and we discuss (at length) everything to watch on Netflix.

Episode 7.02 - A Very Merry Blasph3-mas Extravaganza

rage@sb3pod.com (Sonic Blasph3my) — Mon, 19 Dec 2016 19:58:00 -0700

Have Yourself a Wicked Winter Solstice

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This week in the Rage Cave, Sheriff comes bearing gifts
and Scrubb and Baldo are just unbearable.
Join us as we celebrate the holiday season with some dirty jokes,
Mormon stories, a vulgar display of Charlie Brown and even a
blasphemous carol or two.
We also talk a little bit about the Walking Dead, granny pops
and up-tight conservative crybabies.

Episode 7.01 - Feeling the Spirit

rage@sb3pod.com (Sonic Blasph3my) — Tue, 6 Dec 2016 20:28:00 -0700

Holy Bartender... get it?!

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This week we welcome the spirit(s) into the Rage Cave
and get down to some beardy business.
Join us as we talk about manly man fragrances, charming assholes,
blasphemous board games, "miracles" and other religious bullshit.
We also get sentimental about the good ol' days of band practices
and jam sessions of yesteryear.

Episode 6.17 - Cynics & Cyanide

rage@sb3pod.com (Sonic Blasph3my) — Mon, 21 Nov 2016 17:03:00 -0700

#AllFridaysMatter

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This week in the Rage Cave,
Scrubb & Baldo prepare for the oncoming storm that is the holiday season.
Join us as we discuss how soon is too soon when it comes to
X-mas decorations, coping with family during the holidays,
the effectiveness of thoughts & prayers, and even a little bit of football.
We also go balls-deep into religious skepticism (mockery) and space exploration.

Episode 6.16 - Skullets & Scroaties

rage@sb3pod.com (Sonic Blasph3my) — Fri, 11 Nov 2016 20:51:00 -0700

Your tears taste like victory

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This week in the Rage Cave, Sheriff gets oiled up while
Scrubb & Baldo get "hopped" up.
Join us we reflect on the outcome and aftermath of the Presidential election,
poke fun at local politics, enjoy some classic arcade nostalgia,
and discover 10 new ways to get high...on life!

Episode 6.15 - Zombie Dad Jokes

rage@sb3pod.com (Sonic Blasph3my) — Sun, 23 Oct 2016 19:04:00 -0600

What do vegan zombies eat? ...graaaaiinnss...

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This week in the Rage Cave, Sheriff goes to a dog show,
Scrubb gets angry & Baldo sings a fun little shanty.
Join us as we discuss which is scarier to find in the forest;
a zombie, a politician or a black metal band.
We also tell a bunch of bad jokes and find a fun way to
get revenge on bastard kids at Burger King.

Episode 6.14 - Speech Jammin' Dong Burners

rage@sb3pod.com (Sonic Blasph3my) — Sun, 9 Oct 2016 14:14:00 -0600

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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This week in the Rage Cave, Sheriff swipes right,
Baldo gets disturbed and Scrubb continues to offend people.
Join us as we discuss various topics in rapid-fire succession
and run down a list of reasons to NOT piss off your spouse.
We also attempt to make ourselves sound even dumber than usual
with the help of some neurological gadgetry!

Episode 6.13 - Make It So

rage@sb3pod.com (Sonic Blasph3my) — Mon, 26 Sep 2016 08:54:00 -0600

#FuckOffFred #FuckOffNiacin

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This week in the Rage Cave, Scrubb & Baldo have trouble

in church and Sheriff can't wait to come home.

Join us as we talk about beer, real estate and church services.

We also discuss American Horror Story, geek weddings, and

the aftermath of Nirvana.

Episode 6.12 - Anger is My Middle Name

rage@sb3pod.com (Sonic Blasph3my) — Sun, 11 Sep 2016 17:50:00 -0600

*** Insert tasteless 9/11 joke here ***

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This week in the Rage Cave, Scrubb & Baldo share
their worthless opinions about other people's worthless opinions.
We also talk about lazy people at sporting events,
bar etiquette, and epic old music videos (good and bad).

Episode 6.11 - Letters From The Fire and a Fistful of Cordogs

rage@sb3pod.com (Sonic Blasph3my) — Mon, 29 Aug 2016 11:50:00 -0600

...what sort of backwards fucking pageantry is that?

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This week in the Rage Cave, Scrubb & Baldo are visited by
Mike Keller, guitarist for Letters From The Fire.
Join us as we discuss their new album, new singer and life on tour.
We also drag him down the rabbit hole and talk about
The Walking Dead, Batman, Canadians & County Fairs.

Episode 6.10 - Shootin' the Shit with Satan

rage@sb3pod.com (Sonic Blasph3my) — Sun, 14 Aug 2016 20:36:00 -0600

...I don't think it's in yet.

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This week in the Rage Cave, Weedus fills in the
Baldo seat while we shoot the shit with Chalice Blythe,
Head of The Satanic Temple Utah Chapter.
Join us as we discuss their new After School Satan Club,
the different aspects of Satanism, Aquaman, Alan Moore,
and motherf*cking Ugg boots.

Episode 6.09 - Engineering for Dummies

rage@sb3pod.com (Sonic Blasph3my) — Sun, 31 Jul 2016 23:56:00 -0600

I'm a man of god dammit!

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This week in the Rage Cave, our old pal Weedus
pops in for a visit whilst Sheriff is out playing with his bees.
Join us as we attempt to Corrupt The Righteous
and sample Baldo's latest home brew. We also discuss, ad nauseam,
stupid people in high places, why Mormons don't like condoms,
the social impact of recreational pot, and much, much more!

Episode 6.08 - Pokemon Go F*ck Yourself

rage@sb3pod.com (Sonic Blasph3my) — Sun, 17 Jul 2016 11:06:00 -0600

How tall is a penguin?

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This week, Sheriff took a wrong turn in Albuquerque and wound up in the Rage Cave.
Join us as we hunt for Pokemon, that may or may not be run by the Illuminati,
enjoy some heavy metal Sharks, porn dogs, "dog food", inappropriate kids' movies,
and Scrubb gives in-depth reviews of said movies.

Episode 6.07 - I Hate Your Hate

rage@sb3pod.com (Sonic Blasph3my) — Tue, 21 Jun 2016 19:38:00 -0600

Roody Roo don't give a shit...

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This week in the Rage Cave, Sheriff got inked up,
some people got shot up and the Internet blew up!
Join us as we discuss everything from radical Turtles to
radical terrorists, why no one likes Radiohead and
apparently orange IS the new black.
Happy late Father's Day to all you crazy motherfuckers!!!

Episode 6.06 - The Evolution of Human Ignorance

rage@sb3pod.com (Sonic Blasph3my) — Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:08:00 -0600

Guys.... I think I f*cked up...

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This week in the Rage Cave, Sheriff tells,
what may possibly be, the funniest joke of all time.
Join us as we RAGE out about human ignorance & incompetence,
a gorilla and the shot heard round the world, inconsiderate neighbors,
little-shit-bastard kids and apparently the X-Men hate women.
We also sample another tasty tidbit from Thurkills Vision.
Buy their new album here!

Episode 6.05 - Surf & Turf with Thurkills Vision

rage@sb3pod.com (Sonic Blasph3my) — Thu, 26 May 2016 12:52:00 -0600

...worst Robin ever!

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This week in the Rage Cave, Scrubb & Baldo are joined by

Yami & Dave of Massachusetts Metal sensation, Thurkills Vision.

Join us as we go balls-deep and discuss the ins-n-outs of songwriting

and sound production. We also talk about the therapeutic qualities of

good music, where we were when Dimebag died, and the

upcoming release of their long-awaited new album, The Light.

This episode is proudly powered by:

Jagermeister, Strange Label Radio, Steak & Shrimp

Episode 6.04 - 'Murican Gothic featuring Goth Brooks

rage@sb3pod.com (Sonic Blasph3my) — Tue, 17 May 2016 10:53:00 -0600

Butt Sex & Bitch Sticks

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This week in the Rage Cave, we're joined by Mike Lee
of the Industrial Country sensation, Goth Brooks.
Join us as we discuss musical influences, Star Trek,
political theme songs, religion, dental hygiene,
the meaning of masculinity, and compare
comic books to sexually transmitted diseases.

Be sure to check out all the Gothy goodness at
GothBrooksBand.com

Episode 6.03 - Happy Mother's Day, Sheriff!

rage@sb3pod.com (Sonic Blasph3my) — Sun, 8 May 2016 16:30:00 -0600

Word to your Mother, motherf*cker!!!

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This week in the Rage Cave, we celebrate motherf*cking Mother's Day
and Sheriff shares with us his love of creepy crawlies and lawn gnomes.

Join us as we discuss beer science, STD's & Sesame Street,

KFCmen, too many spicy can kill you, The Rock Clock,

and why airports don't like maths & WIFI.

Episode 6.02 - Sixty Nine

rage@sb3pod.com (Sonic Blasph3my) — Tue, 26 Apr 2016 18:53:00 -0600

...why would you put your head down there?!?!

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This week in the Rage Cave, Sheriff is back to tell us all about

his recent "vacation" and his latest business venture.

Join us as we talk about why Utah hates everything,

stupid Limp Bizkit fans, Ted "fuckface" Cruz, throat singing,

and some more famous people died. We also find out how

beer is good for you!!!

Also featuring the latest burnt offerings from

Shed the Skin

Thanks to

Hell's Headbangers dot com

Episode 6.01 - Orange Barrels and the Fall of Man

rage@sb3pod.com (Sonic Blasph3my) — Sun, 10 Apr 2016 18:37:00 -0600

...what a Sneaky Fucker

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This week, we return to the Rage Cave and wish a very

Happy Birthday to an absent Sheriff.

Join us as we dive head-first into Weedus' zen-to-rage ratio,

missionary mishaps and drunk robots.

We also drop a scientific elbow on the throat of modern society.