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Politikus: Somebody is probably outta work by now (Altantunya)

2008-05-12T09:09:34Z

Ahahahahahahahaha! I pity the foo’ who actually got Najib into this hi-farking-larious position. I can’t figure out if he’s a retard or a goddamned genius. But either way, he’s probably out of a job by now, what with a Mongolian getting blown up and Malaysia’s Deputy Prime Minister is pictured with both his hands on a trigger.

I’d I had any 1337 ph0t0ch0p skillz, I’d probably caption the hell outta this but I don’t. And I don’t fancy a visit from the MiB. Anyway, you can probably figure out the inferences by yourself.

Via Patrick Teoh [Niamah!!!] and Aisehman [Aisehman.org]

Politikus: So it begins

2008-03-15T17:42:38Z

Khir Toyo is in a world of trouble once the dirt-digging gets going (Now that Selangor is in the hands of the Barisan Rakyat). He’s probably going to have to give up his Botox treatments to pay his legal fees. Who am I kidding? He probably has lotsa money stashed away. Sorta like the Chinese in Malaysia. What? You don’t? I strongly suggest that you do. You never know when a paternity suit might go awry, and you need to, like, withdraw, prematurely, which you obviously didn’t, otherwise you wouldn’t be in this fine mess in the first place.

Click on the image for a larger version.

Calendar 2008: Truck Center by Knock Knock

2008-03-15T14:06:38Z

Found this via EnglishRussia.com (great blog!). This calendar shows stereotypical scenes seen through the eyes of truck drivers from different countries. The dates are in Cyrillic, in case you were wondering.

Enjoy the sample below. Full images after the jump.

[Found at Knock Knock, via haha.nu, via EnglishRussia.com]

Software: FireShot [Firefox Extension]

2008-03-15T11:49:10Z

FireShot, an extension for Firefox, enables the capture and conversion of an entire web page rendered as an image file. It’s a pretty useful extension, since it captures the entire page, instead of using a screenshot application and taking shot after shot of a long page. It is a pretty small download too, weighing in at about 950 kB. So, if you find yourself needing to explain to someone about navigating a page or site (not too many of those around, but believe me, some do ask!) then this extension is for you!

I have a test shot of the FireShot home page after the jump.

Rant: What the fark is wrong with TM/Streamyx?

2008-03-13T14:50:40Z

Sign #1 as to why one is an internet addict: Extreme mood swings due to the presence (and lack of) quality internet access.

Dear TM, please get you act together. Piece of shit ISP. Internet Shit Provider.

Streamyx. Must. Die.

Grrr…

Anime: Seto no Hanayome

2008-03-13T08:54:36Z

I still can’t find a series to fill in the void left when Seto no Hanayome ended its run. No more slapstick for me. Anyway, they just released two mini-albums from the seiyuu singing some of the songs while in character. That by itself isn’t news, I’m just taking that as an excuse to post up covers. So, here you go! Click to go to larger versions. Copyright owned by respective owners.

In other news. Yes Asia has just ended its in-house affiliate program and has just outsourced it to webgains. Anybody tried signing up for it ‘cos it didn’t work for me. Dumbasses.

Ad: Wonderbra France

2008-03-13T08:55:12Z

Just saw this over at Adrants. Not exactly a subtle ad this. Just think like a 12 year old and you’ll get it. Click the link for the whole picture.

Updates: I’m back!

2008-03-13T08:55:29Z

Hello there nameless readers. If by any chance you’ve been wondering where in the world is The Wanderer, here I am. I have been busy with some work (more responsibilities, same pay!), life (got a brand new co-wanderer), studies (education is wasted on the young!) and numerous other miscellaneous bits and pieces here and there. So, in the spirit of catching up, here are some notable events happening in this latest sphere of mine.

Vinegar has just submitted herself to a life of servitude.

Kylie released a brand new album.

Firefox is now 2.0.0.11 versions old!

Timewasters of the moment:
Puerto Rico (no thanks to piffles)
Facebook (damn you Warbook!)

Futurama: Bender’s Big Score ain’t that funny but it’s good to have the clowns back with us.

Sze is enjoying herself in Indonesia.

That’s about it for this post for now. I will return when I think of something to write about. I’ll leave you with a nice parting gift. Here’s a shot of über-cutie Megan Fox.

Humour: Dutch driving test

2008-03-13T08:55:53Z

If this was a real drivers’ test question, I’d surely fail. I mean, who would want to overtake such a view.

Update: WordPress 2.3 upgrade status

2008-03-13T08:59:23Z

Well, as you can see, I’ve (somewhat) successfully made the switch to WordPress 2.3, though I am still getting some database errors. It’s getting pretty late, so I guess I’ll have to leave it for now and work on it later. Perhaps it’s an issue with K2? There goes my sleep.

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